Here's Hoping He Doesn't Put The Seat Back

Phoenixx · 12-03-2009, 08:41 AM

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Apache 51 · 12-03-2009, 08:42 AM

NT potential...

parkwayjet1 · 12-03-2009, 08:56 AM

How would you like to be:

(1) The guy in the seat next to him.
(2) The flight attendants who have to wheel their cart down the aisle.
(2) His proctologist.

Roger Vick · 12-03-2009, 08:58 AM

You are now free to move about the cabin...

southparkcpa · 12-03-2009, 08:59 AM

[QUOTE=parkwayjet1;3382415]How would you like to be:

(1) The guy in the seat next to him.
(2) The flight attendants who have to wheel their cart down the aisle.
(2) His proctologist.[/QUOTE]

One of my clients has a manager THAT big.

He told me he can only fly short distances because he can't fit in the bathroom.

Any flight more than 2 hours he can't take.

Jets Things · 12-03-2009, 09:04 AM

Doesn't the aisle armrest not go up on most planes? Wonder what it smelled like after that flight.

Roger Vick · 12-03-2009, 09:05 AM

[QUOTE=parkwayjet1;3382415]How would you like to be:

(2) His proctologist.[/QUOTE]

Yikes!

You'd have to be like Jacque Cousteau.

You'd need a full set of scuba gear to go poking around in there.

jetswin · 12-03-2009, 09:30 AM

[QUOTE=Roger Vick;3382418]You are now free to move about the cabin...[/QUOTE]
lol

I feel sorry for the next poor slob to sit in that seat.

chesapeakejet · 12-03-2009, 09:33 AM

One time I was anxiously awaiting my turn to use the bathroom at one of those gas mart places off I-95 around Richmond. When a guy about this size FINALLY emerges from the can, my wife looked at me and started laughing. I put my head down and trudged onto my inevitable fate........

12-03-2009, 08:41 AM	#1
Phoenixx Hall Of Fame Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Fairfield County, CT Posts: 6,870	Here's Hoping He Doesn't Put The Seat Back [IMG]http://www.flightglobal.com/blogs/unusual-attitude/assets_c/2009/11/Big%20jpg-thumb-200x266-54211.jpg[/IMG] [url]http://www.flightglobal.com/blogs/unusual-attitude/2009/11/passenger-creates-big-debate-a.html[/url]

12-03-2009, 08:42 AM	#2
Apache 51 Let's Kill them all......... Hall Of Fame Join Date: May 2009 Location: In Morris Co.,N.J.,at the right end of a Browning 12 gauge Posts: 12,645	NT potential...

12-03-2009, 08:56 AM	#3
parkwayjet1 Hall Of Fame Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Valley Stream, N.Y. Posts: 2,890	How would you like to be: (1) The guy in the seat next to him. (2) The flight attendants who have to wheel their cart down the aisle. (2) His proctologist.

12-03-2009, 08:58 AM	#4
Roger Vick Banned Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 9,533	You are now free to move about the cabin...

12-03-2009, 08:59 AM	#5
southparkcpa I see the 88 to 97 period all over again. Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: NC Posts: 15,750	[QUOTE=parkwayjet1;3382415]How would you like to be: (1) The guy in the seat next to him. (2) The flight attendants who have to wheel their cart down the aisle. (2) His proctologist.[/QUOTE] One of my clients has a manager THAT big. He told me he can only fly short distances because he can't fit in the bathroom. Any flight more than 2 hours he can't take.

12-03-2009, 09:04 AM	#6
Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,424	Doesn't the aisle armrest not go up on most planes? Wonder what it smelled like after that flight.

12-03-2009, 09:05 AM	#7
Roger Vick Banned Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 9,533	[QUOTE=parkwayjet1;3382415]How would you like to be: (2) His proctologist.[/QUOTE] Yikes! You'd have to be like Jacque Cousteau. You'd need a full set of scuba gear to go poking around in there.

12-03-2009, 09:30 AM	#8
jetswin stumblin mumblin butt fumblin Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Westchester Co. Posts: 35,468	[QUOTE=Roger Vick;3382418]You are now free to move about the cabin...[/QUOTE] lol I feel sorry for the next poor slob to sit in that seat.

12-03-2009, 09:33 AM	#9
chesapeakejet is a geek who loves football boardgames. Schluberator & Gadfly ® Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Virginia Posts: 24,503	One time I was anxiously awaiting my turn to use the bathroom at one of those gas mart places off I-95 around Richmond. When a guy about this size FINALLY emerges from the can, my wife looked at me and started laughing. I put my head down and trudged onto my inevitable fate........