What's the deal with these Slomin's Shield guys?

Fishooked · 06-18-2012, 06:45 PM

First of all, who harasses you door to door selling crap besides the Jehovah's Witnesses these days.

Now, in the 2nd time is as many weeks, these dudes from LI (presumably) are now selling oil in their vast array of home services :rolleyes:

This one guy has been talking to my neighbor across the street for literally an hour.... sheesh

oh and get off my lawn, and :shakes_cane:

Dimitri_0515 · 06-18-2012, 07:11 PM

This lady tried selling me squid sperm... It was weird.

PlumberKhan · 06-18-2012, 07:23 PM

Try using these on them :)

This was at my friends party this weekend...retired after 20 yrs in the Army:

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RazorJet · 06-18-2012, 07:25 PM

How do you know if you bought defective squid sperm or some alternative that wasn't sperm at all?.?.? Wait, what's said jizz used for.

DDNYjets · 06-18-2012, 07:50 PM

A couple of months ago I posted something about the guy in the Slomin's commercials. Something about him makes me want to punch him in the face.

Jasper17 · 06-18-2012, 11:19 PM

Schwan's food still goes door-to-door. I worked for them for 8 months. Pretty miserable work-force. 10-12 hour days are the expectation. Pretty flimsy commission too. They won't advertise as District Manager stated "they couldn't handle all the customers they would get."

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Peebag · 06-19-2012, 12:08 AM

[QUOTE=PlumberKhan;4494693]Try using these on them :)

This was at my friends party this weekend...retired after 20 yrs in the Army:

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06-18-2012, 06:45 PM	#1
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,725	What's the deal with these Slomin's Shield guys? First of all, who harasses you door to door selling crap besides the Jehovah's Witnesses these days. Now, in the 2nd time is as many weeks, these dudes from LI (presumably) are now selling oil in their vast array of home services :rolleyes: This one guy has been talking to my neighbor across the street for literally an hour.... sheesh oh and get off my lawn, and :shakes_cane:

06-18-2012, 07:11 PM	#2
Dimitri_0515 Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 11,182	This lady tried selling me squid sperm... It was weird.

06-18-2012, 07:23 PM	#3
PlumberKhan BRACE YOURSELVES FOR 12... Hall Of Fame Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Van down by the river Posts: 21,029	Try using these on them :) This was at my friends party this weekend...retired after 20 yrs in the Army: [url]

06-18-2012, 07:25 PM	#4
RazorJet W P S! !!!! no, i mean it. Veteran Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Atkins, Arkansas Posts: 1,627	How do you know if you bought defective squid sperm or some alternative that wasn't sperm at all?.?.? Wait, what's said jizz used for.

06-18-2012, 07:50 PM	#5
DDNYjets Bye week buh bye Rex Hall Of Fame Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: New York Posts: 12,308	A couple of months ago I posted something about the guy in the Slomin's commercials. Something about him makes me want to punch him in the face.

06-18-2012, 11:19 PM	#6
Jasper17 :AirhumpingFuuuRagefaceguyflag: Rookie Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Charm City Region Posts: 853	Schwan's food still goes door-to-door. I worked for them for 8 months. Pretty miserable work-force. 10-12 hour days are the expectation. Pretty flimsy commission too. They won't advertise as District Manager stated "they couldn't handle all the customers they would get." [IMG]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1x1joWBnA1r2kn1z.jpg[/IMG]

06-19-2012, 12:08 AM	#7
Peebag being disappointed since January 13th, 1969 All Pro Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: great midwest -well not so great Posts: 7,123	[QUOTE=PlumberKhan;4494693]Try using these on them :) This was at my friends party this weekend...retired after 20 yrs in the Army: [url]