Another reason why it sucks to be a dolphin

Peebag · 06-19-2012, 06:19 PM

[URL="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-205_162-57455945/octopus-hitches-ride-on-dolphins-genitals/?tag=re1.channel"]http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-205_162-57455945/octopus-hitches-ride-on-dolphins-genitals/?tag=re1.channel[/URL]

[QUOTE](LiveScience) An octopus got the joyride of its life last week when it somehow became stuck on the belly of a bottlenose dolphin in the Ionian Sea. More specifically, the tentacled sea creature had a seat on the dolphin's genital slit.
Researchers with the Ionian Dolphin Project, part of the Tethys Research Institute, were observing a foursome of dolphins near the island of Kalamos off the west coast of Greece. Suddenly, one of the dolphins leapt out of the water with something strange dangling from its stomach. It wasn't until the researchers examined their photos of the leap that they realized the unidentified object was an octopus.

The tentacled hitchhiker was attached to the dolphin's genital slit. Photographer Joan Gonzalvo isn't sure what the octopus was up to, though he told New Scientist that perhaps the dolphin tried to eat the octopus and the animal lodged itself along the dolphin's genital slit to escape.

The dolphin may have been leaping from the water to detach its uninvited guest, Gonzalvo, the project manager of the Ionian Dolphin Project, wrote on the organization's blog. After shaking the octopus loose, the dolphin continued to swim with no signs of discomfort, he added
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[IMG]http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim/2012/06/19/dolphin-octopus-genitals_620x350.jpg[/IMG]

southside · 06-19-2012, 06:23 PM

Yeah right. Don't you know that Dolphins enjoy sex, not just for reproduction? That sounds like the female dolphin got herself a sex toy for the ages... I mean, 8 giant ribbed shafts ... think about it!

Owen Reed · 06-19-2012, 06:40 PM

[QUOTE=Peebag;4495615][URL="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-205_162-57455945/octopus-hitches-ride-on-dolphins-genitals/?tag=re1.channel"]http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-205_162-57455945/octopus-hitches-ride-on-dolphins-genitals/?tag=re1.channel[/URL]

[IMG]http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim/2012/06/19/dolphin-octopus-genitals_620x350.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Twenty bucks to the first one to put a Syracuse shirt and a Stokes face on that octopus.

Jetworks · 06-19-2012, 07:35 PM

[QUOTE=Peebag;4495615][URL="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-205_162-57455945/octopus-hitches-ride-on-dolphins-genitals/?tag=re1.channel"]http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-205_162-57455945/octopus-hitches-ride-on-dolphins-genitals/?tag=re1.channel[/URL]

[IMG]http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim/2012/06/19/dolphin-octopus-genitals_620x350.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Thought this was interesting:

[quote]When reached for comment, the dolphin was quoted as saying it felt a ‘prickling, foreign-body sensation’.[/quote]

JStokes · 06-19-2012, 07:38 PM

[QUOTE=Owen Reed;4495627]Twenty bucks to the first one to put a Syracuse shirt and a Stokes face on that octopus.[/QUOTE]

Why the hate?

Although I will say, looks like something FF2 would hit.

_

FF2® · 06-19-2012, 08:05 PM

[QUOTE=JStokes;4495675]Why the hate?

Although I will say, looks like something FF2 would hit.

_[/QUOTE]

Et tu Verne?

Fishooked · 06-19-2012, 08:23 PM

[QUOTE=Peebag;4495615][URL="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-205_162-57455945/octopus-hitches-ride-on-dolphins-genitals/?tag=re1.channel"]http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-205_162-57455945/octopus-hitches-ride-on-dolphins-genitals/?tag=re1.channel[/URL]

[IMG]http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim/2012/06/19/dolphin-octopus-genitals_620x350.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

He looks European

Dimitri_0515 · 06-19-2012, 09:26 PM

[QUOTE=southside;4495617]Yeah right. Don't you know that Dolphins enjoy sex, not just for reproduction? That sounds like the female dolphin got herself a sex toy for the ages... I mean, 8 giant ribbed shafts ... think about it![/QUOTE]

Don't be mad because the dolphin is getting more than you do...

JetPotato · 06-20-2012, 07:17 AM

Octopoosy

crossfire · 06-20-2012, 07:18 AM

[QUOTE=Fishooked;4495697]He looks European[/QUOTE]

:D

jetswin · 06-20-2012, 07:52 AM

I think this story and the calamari story need a poll attached...

Who's hornier?

1. a squid
2. an octopus
3. southslide

crossfire · 06-20-2012, 08:15 AM

[QUOTE=southside;4495617]Yeah right. Don't you know that Dolphins enjoy sex, not just for reproduction? That sounds like the female dolphin got herself a sex toy for the ages... I mean, 8 giant ribbed shafts ... think about it![/QUOTE]

Not looking forward to the upcoming thread by Southside called:

[B]"How I Spent My Summer Vacation"[/B]

[IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/octopussouthside.jpg[/IMG]

quantum · 06-20-2012, 09:16 AM

[QUOTE=jetswin;4495890]
3. souths[B]l[/B]ide[/QUOTE]

this may be a typo, but it works. :clapper:

jetswin · 06-20-2012, 09:18 AM

[QUOTE=quantum;4495961]this may be a typo, but it works. :clapper:[/QUOTE]

:D

Peebag · 06-20-2012, 09:57 AM

[QUOTE=jetswin;4495890]I think this story and the calamari story need a poll attached...

Who's good friend material?

1. a squid
2. an octopus
3. southslide[/QUOTE]

fixed.

crasherino · 06-20-2012, 10:12 AM

At least that dolphin doesn't have to wear teal and orange and suffer the indignity of having J-Lo and Fergie as part owners of his franchise.

I'd say he's doing quite well under the circumstances, all things considered.

southside · 06-20-2012, 10:38 AM

I'm not saying I haven't flogged the dolphin before, I'm just saying I know what's going on here.

BushyTheBeaver · 06-20-2012, 11:00 AM

[IMG]http://www.jackgartside.com/images/octopus.jpg[/IMG]

southside · 06-20-2012, 11:24 AM

[QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4496114][IMG]http://www.jackgartside.com/images/octopus.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

I agree.

Dirtstar · 06-20-2012, 11:26 AM

[QUOTE=crossfire;4495908]Not looking forward to the upcoming thread by Southside called:

[B]"How I Spent My Summer Vacation"[/B]

[IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/octopussouthside.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4496114][IMG]http://www.jackgartside.com/images/octopus.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

lolflz...

buncha dicks on this site :yes:

06-19-2012, 06:19 PM	#1
Peebag ga;sdl;fja;;sdfj All Pro Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: great midwest -well not so great Posts: 7,185	Another reason why it sucks to be a dolphin [URL="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-205_162-57455945/octopus-hitches-ride-on-dolphins-genitals/?tag=re1.channel"]http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-205_162-57455945/octopus-hitches-ride-on-dolphins-genitals/?tag=re1.channel[/URL] [QUOTE](LiveScience) An octopus got the joyride of its life last week when it somehow became stuck on the belly of a bottlenose dolphin in the Ionian Sea. More specifically, the tentacled sea creature had a seat on the dolphin's genital slit. Researchers with the Ionian Dolphin Project, part of the Tethys Research Institute, were observing a foursome of dolphins near the island of Kalamos off the west coast of Greece. Suddenly, one of the dolphins leapt out of the water with something strange dangling from its stomach. It wasn't until the researchers examined their photos of the leap that they realized the unidentified object was an octopus. The tentacled hitchhiker was attached to the dolphin's genital slit. Photographer Joan Gonzalvo isn't sure what the octopus was up to, though he told New Scientist that perhaps the dolphin tried to eat the octopus and the animal lodged itself along the dolphin's genital slit to escape. The dolphin may have been leaping from the water to detach its uninvited guest, Gonzalvo, the project manager of the Ionian Dolphin Project, wrote on the organization's blog. After shaking the octopus loose, the dolphin continued to swim with no signs of discomfort, he added [/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim/2012/06/19/dolphin-octopus-genitals_620x350.jpg[/IMG] Last edited by Peebag; 06-19-2012 at 06:26 PM.

06-19-2012, 06:23 PM	#2
southside Forever Awesome All Pro Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,938	Yeah right. Don't you know that Dolphins enjoy sex, not just for reproduction? That sounds like the female dolphin got herself a sex toy for the ages... I mean, 8 giant ribbed shafts ... think about it!

06-19-2012, 06:40 PM	#3
Owen Reed Banned Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 671	[QUOTE=Peebag;4495615][URL="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-205_162-57455945/octopus-hitches-ride-on-dolphins-genitals/?tag=re1.channel"]http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-205_162-57455945/octopus-hitches-ride-on-dolphins-genitals/?tag=re1.channel[/URL] [IMG]http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim/2012/06/19/dolphin-octopus-genitals_620x350.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Twenty bucks to the first one to put a Syracuse shirt and a Stokes face on that octopus.

06-19-2012, 07:35 PM	#4
Jetworks murse in training Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Staten Island Posts: 7,545	[QUOTE=Peebag;4495615][URL="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-205_162-57455945/octopus-hitches-ride-on-dolphins-genitals/?tag=re1.channel"]http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-205_162-57455945/octopus-hitches-ride-on-dolphins-genitals/?tag=re1.channel[/URL] [IMG]http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim/2012/06/19/dolphin-octopus-genitals_620x350.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Thought this was interesting: [quote]When reached for comment, the dolphin was quoted as saying it felt a ‘prickling, foreign-body sensation’.[/quote]

06-19-2012, 07:38 PM	#5
JStokes Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bergen County, NJ Posts: 20,126	[QUOTE=Owen Reed;4495627]Twenty bucks to the first one to put a Syracuse shirt and a Stokes face on that octopus.[/QUOTE] Why the hate? Although I will say, looks like something FF2 would hit. _

06-19-2012, 08:05 PM	#6
FF2® Believes Sloppy Guy was involved JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 46,590	[QUOTE=JStokes;4495675]Why the hate? Although I will say, looks like something FF2 would hit. _[/QUOTE] Et tu Verne?

06-19-2012, 08:23 PM	#7
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,907	[QUOTE=Peebag;4495615][URL="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-205_162-57455945/octopus-hitches-ride-on-dolphins-genitals/?tag=re1.channel"]http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-205_162-57455945/octopus-hitches-ride-on-dolphins-genitals/?tag=re1.channel[/URL] [IMG]http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim/2012/06/19/dolphin-octopus-genitals_620x350.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] He looks European

06-19-2012, 09:26 PM	#8
Dimitri_0515 Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 11,182	[QUOTE=southside;4495617]Yeah right. Don't you know that Dolphins enjoy sex, not just for reproduction? That sounds like the female dolphin got herself a sex toy for the ages... I mean, 8 giant ribbed shafts ... think about it![/QUOTE] Don't be mad because the dolphin is getting more than you do...

06-20-2012, 07:17 AM	#9
JetPotato fermenting Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: New York, NY Posts: 12,209	Octopoosy

06-20-2012, 07:18 AM	#10
crossfire Day by day, night after night... Blinded by the neon light Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,706	[QUOTE=Fishooked;4495697]He looks European[/QUOTE] :D

06-20-2012, 07:52 AM	#11
jetswin stumblin mumblin butt fumblin Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Westchester Co. Posts: 35,514	I think this story and the calamari story need a poll attached... Who's hornier? 1. a squid 2. an octopus 3. southslide

06-20-2012, 08:15 AM	#12
crossfire Day by day, night after night... Blinded by the neon light Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,706	[QUOTE=southside;4495617]Yeah right. Don't you know that Dolphins enjoy sex, not just for reproduction? That sounds like the female dolphin got herself a sex toy for the ages... I mean, 8 giant ribbed shafts ... think about it![/QUOTE] Not looking forward to the upcoming thread by Southside called: [B]"How I Spent My Summer Vacation"[/B] [IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/octopussouthside.jpg[/IMG]

06-20-2012, 09:16 AM	#13
quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 18,031	[QUOTE=jetswin;4495890] 3. souths[B]l[/B]ide[/QUOTE] this may be a typo, but it works. :clapper:

06-20-2012, 09:18 AM	#14
jetswin stumblin mumblin butt fumblin Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Westchester Co. Posts: 35,514	[QUOTE=quantum;4495961]this may be a typo, but it works. :clapper:[/QUOTE] :D

06-20-2012, 09:57 AM	#15
Peebag ga;sdl;fja;;sdfj All Pro Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: great midwest -well not so great Posts: 7,185	[QUOTE=jetswin;4495890]I think this story and the calamari story need a poll attached... Who's good friend material? 1. a squid 2. an octopus 3. southslide[/QUOTE] fixed.

06-20-2012, 10:12 AM	#16
crasherino Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: NYC Posts: 16,937	At least that dolphin doesn't have to wear teal and orange and suffer the indignity of having J-Lo and Fergie as part owners of his franchise. I'd say he's doing quite well under the circumstances, all things considered.

06-20-2012, 10:38 AM	#17
southside Forever Awesome All Pro Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,938	I'm not saying I haven't flogged the dolphin before, I'm just saying I know what's going on here.

06-20-2012, 11:00 AM	#18
BushyTheBeaver All League Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,970	[IMG]http://www.jackgartside.com/images/octopus.jpg[/IMG]

06-20-2012, 11:24 AM	#19
southside Forever Awesome All Pro Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,938	[QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4496114][IMG]http://www.jackgartside.com/images/octopus.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] I agree.

06-20-2012, 11:26 AM	#20
Dirtstar Snubbed a man just to watch him cry. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 15,882	[QUOTE=crossfire;4495908]Not looking forward to the upcoming thread by Southside called: [B]"How I Spent My Summer Vacation"[/B] [IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/octopussouthside.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] [QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4496114][IMG]http://www.jackgartside.com/images/octopus.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] lolflz... buncha dicks on this site :yes: