Meet Stupid Apple Guy

BushyTheBeaver · 06-22-2012, 08:18 PM

Hello. I ride the train. I ride your train. I have apple. I eat the apple. I eat the apple on your train. It is nice. You hear I eat the apple? Listen. Hear more that I eat the apple. In my country we ride the train. In my country we eat the apple. In my country we ride the train and eat the apple. You should not think I am stupid. For who has the apple? Not you, ha ha ha. Also I have the white sock. The white sock is good for eat the apple.

[IMG]http://www.jackgartside.com/images/apple.jpg[/IMG]

Peebag · 06-22-2012, 10:55 PM

Wow...now the movie "Taxi Driver" makes a whole lot more sense....

jetstream23 · 06-23-2012, 04:43 AM

Pure Genius.

This thread has zero of it.

Big L · 06-23-2012, 06:53 AM

Not your best work.

At quick glance, though, looks like there's someone in the back with their shorts around their ankles dropping a deuce in one of them stainless steel prison terlets. At least that's funny.

Timmy® · 06-23-2012, 08:39 AM

[QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4498917]Hello. I ride the train. I ride your train. I have apple. I eat the apple. I eat the apple on your train. It is nice. You hear I eat the apple? Listen. Hear more that I eat the apple. In my country we ride the train. In my country we eat the apple. In my country we ride the train and eat the apple. You should not think I am stupid. For who has the apple? Not you, ha ha ha. Also I have the white sock. The white sock is good for eat the apple.

[IMG]http://www.jackgartside.com/images/apple.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

I'm willing to commit to sex with librarian/secretary woman even though I can't see most of her face and may regret it.

JStokes · 06-23-2012, 10:30 AM

Black jeans and comfy black loafers.

I've seen thems before.

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Jungle Shift Jet · 06-23-2012, 12:50 PM

[QUOTE=Timmy®;4499082]I'm willing to commit to sex with librarian/secretary woman even though I can't see most of her face and may regret it.[/QUOTE]

That Peyton Manning-looking iPod babe does have a nice rack for counterbalance. The flip-flop chick is dangling one off a toe quite seductively but her flippers look huge. And the tattooed-gam gal in the back? Yuk.

shakin318 · 06-23-2012, 12:56 PM

Miss green flip flops is just begging to get laid. I mean, LOOK at that flirty dangle. BEGGING.

And you're fixated on bald guy eating an apple.

mkay.

FF2® · 06-23-2012, 01:01 PM

I don't get the outrage.

Dimitri_0515 · 06-23-2012, 01:37 PM

[QUOTE=JStokes;4499129]Black jeans and comfy black loafers.

I've seen thems before.

_[/QUOTE]

And to think, all he had to do was wear white socks to get fired.

Apache 51 · 06-23-2012, 02:59 PM

Slam Mr. Appleguys head against the car wall watch Mr. Appleguy choke on core, end thread.

JStokes · 06-23-2012, 03:17 PM

[QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;4499196]And to think, all he had to do was wear white socks to get fired.[/QUOTE]

That whole thread was fraudulent. It was a setup for some yucks, never anything to it.

Kind of like Paulie asking "hey, any plans for the weekend" and then coming back from DC knocked up. Like he didn't know he had stopped taking the pill.

_

shakin318 · 06-23-2012, 03:22 PM

[QUOTE=JStokes;4499230]That whole thread was fraudulent. It was a setup for some yucks, never anything to it.

Kind of like Paulie asking "hey, any plans for the weekend" and then coming back from DC knocked up. Like he didn't know he had stopped taking the pill.

_[/QUOTE]

Not true. The wheels were in motion. The plan semi worked and is somewhat still ongoing -- even as I am beginning to enjoy the fruits of my labors right now. Apples, actually.

shakin318 · 06-23-2012, 03:23 PM

[QUOTE=shakin318;4499231]Not true. The wheels were in motion. The plan semi worked and is somewhat still ongoing -- even as I am beginning to enjoy the fruits of my labors right now. Apples, actually.[/QUOTE]

Ha ha, yeah shakin, I bet you do enjoy fruits, ha haaa ha.

Dimitri_0515 · 06-23-2012, 03:50 PM

[QUOTE=shakin318;4499234]Ha ha, yeah shakin, I bet you do enjoy fruits, ha haaa ha.[/QUOTE]

I enjoyed this

BushyTheBeaver · 06-23-2012, 05:22 PM

[QUOTE=Peebag;4498992]Wow...now the movie "Taxi Driver" makes a whole lot more sense....[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://jackgartside.com/images/cab.jpg[/IMG]

Fishooked · 06-23-2012, 10:19 PM

[QUOTE=shakin318;4499234]Ha ha, yeah shakin, I bet you do enjoy fruits, ha haaa ha.[/QUOTE]

I saw what you saw yourself do there.

Timmy® · 06-24-2012, 06:26 AM

Those of us trying to save this thread know what Jerry Sandusky's lawyers felt like.

32green · 06-24-2012, 08:18 AM

[QUOTE=Timmy®;4499416]Those of us trying to save this thread know what Jerry Sandusky's lawyers felt like.[/QUOTE]

lol, talk about a resume killer.

:eek:

Btw, in NY, an apple would be a pleasure.

I've seen everything from McDonalds, fried chicken, Fried fish (thats special in AUGUST:eek:) and CHinese eaten on trains.

A apple? meh

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Dirtstar · 06-24-2012, 10:13 AM

[QUOTE=Timmy®;4499416]Those of us trying to save this thread know what Jerry Sandusky's lawyers felt like.[/QUOTE]

I'm pretty sure Bushy meant to post this in the Politikz Forum.

It's the only reasonable explanation.

06-22-2012, 08:18 PM	#1
BushyTheBeaver size matters All League Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,928	Meet Stupid Apple Guy Hello. I ride the train. I ride your train. I have apple. I eat the apple. I eat the apple on your train. It is nice. You hear I eat the apple? Listen. Hear more that I eat the apple. In my country we ride the train. In my country we eat the apple. In my country we ride the train and eat the apple. You should not think I am stupid. For who has the apple? Not you, ha ha ha. Also I have the white sock. The white sock is good for eat the apple. [IMG]http://www.jackgartside.com/images/apple.jpg[/IMG] Last edited by BushyTheBeaver; 06-22-2012 at 09:14 PM.

06-23-2012, 12:50 PM	#7
Jungle Shift Jet Occasionally stoops to uploading hotties pix to boost his postcount All Pro Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Alive with a superior intellect in an erudite world of fine tastes that you will never, EVER acquire Posts: 5,045	Subway - Eat Fresh? [QUOTE=Timmy®;4499082]I'm willing to commit to sex with librarian/secretary woman even though I can't see most of her face and may regret it.[/QUOTE] That Peyton Manning-looking iPod babe does have a nice rack for counterbalance. The flip-flop chick is dangling one off a toe quite seductively but her flippers look huge. And the tattooed-gam gal in the back? Yuk.

06-23-2012, 05:22 PM	#16
BushyTheBeaver size matters All League Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,928	[QUOTE=Peebag;4498992]Wow...now the movie "Taxi Driver" makes a whole lot more sense....[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://jackgartside.com/images/cab.jpg[/IMG] Last edited by BushyTheBeaver; 06-23-2012 at 10:43 PM.

06-22-2012, 10:55 PM	#2
Peebag being disappointed since January 13th, 1969 All Pro Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: great midwest -well not so great Posts: 7,122	Wow...now the movie "Taxi Driver" makes a whole lot more sense....

06-23-2012, 04:43 AM	#3
jetstream23 recovering from turf toe Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Phoenix, AZ (New Jets Stadium Section 246) Posts: 31,610	Pure Genius. This thread has zero of it.

06-23-2012, 06:53 AM	#4
Big L Plus six thousand posts Veteran Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It's all relative Posts: 1,066	Not your best work. At quick glance, though, looks like there's someone in the back with their shorts around their ankles dropping a deuce in one of them stainless steel prison terlets. At least that's funny.

06-23-2012, 08:39 AM	#5
Timmy® JI's own Reverend Jim. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Vermont Posts: 23,523	[QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4498917]Hello. I ride the train. I ride your train. I have apple. I eat the apple. I eat the apple on your train. It is nice. You hear I eat the apple? Listen. Hear more that I eat the apple. In my country we ride the train. In my country we eat the apple. In my country we ride the train and eat the apple. You should not think I am stupid. For who has the apple? Not you, ha ha ha. Also I have the white sock. The white sock is good for eat the apple. [IMG]http://www.jackgartside.com/images/apple.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] I'm willing to commit to sex with librarian/secretary woman even though I can't see most of her face and may regret it.

06-23-2012, 10:30 AM	#6
JStokes Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bergen County, NJ Posts: 20,126	Black jeans and comfy black loafers. I've seen thems before. _

06-23-2012, 12:56 PM	#8
shakin318 Beslubbering beef-witted lout Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Funkytown Posts: 7,181	Miss green flip flops is just begging to get laid. I mean, LOOK at that flirty dangle. BEGGING. And you're fixated on bald guy eating an apple. mkay.

06-23-2012, 01:01 PM	#9
FF2® Believes Sloppy Guy was involved JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 46,223	I don't get the outrage.

06-23-2012, 01:37 PM	#10
Dimitri_0515 Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 11,182	[QUOTE=JStokes;4499129]Black jeans and comfy black loafers. I've seen thems before. _[/QUOTE] And to think, all he had to do was wear white socks to get fired.

06-23-2012, 02:59 PM	#11
Apache 51 Let's Kill them all......... Hall Of Fame Join Date: May 2009 Location: In Morris Co.,N.J.,at the right end of a Browning 12 gauge Posts: 12,652	Slam Mr. Appleguys head against the car wall watch Mr. Appleguy choke on core, end thread.

06-23-2012, 03:17 PM	#12
JStokes Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bergen County, NJ Posts: 20,126	[QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;4499196]And to think, all he had to do was wear white socks to get fired.[/QUOTE] That whole thread was fraudulent. It was a setup for some yucks, never anything to it. Kind of like Paulie asking "hey, any plans for the weekend" and then coming back from DC knocked up. Like he didn't know he had stopped taking the pill. _

06-23-2012, 03:22 PM	#13
shakin318 Beslubbering beef-witted lout Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Funkytown Posts: 7,181	[QUOTE=JStokes;4499230]That whole thread was fraudulent. It was a setup for some yucks, never anything to it. Kind of like Paulie asking "hey, any plans for the weekend" and then coming back from DC knocked up. Like he didn't know he had stopped taking the pill. _[/QUOTE] Not true. The wheels were in motion. The plan semi worked and is somewhat still ongoing -- even as I am beginning to enjoy the fruits of my labors right now. Apples, actually.

06-23-2012, 03:23 PM	#14
shakin318 Beslubbering beef-witted lout Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Funkytown Posts: 7,181	[QUOTE=shakin318;4499231]Not true. The wheels were in motion. The plan semi worked and is somewhat still ongoing -- even as I am beginning to enjoy the fruits of my labors right now. Apples, actually.[/QUOTE] Ha ha, yeah shakin, I bet you do enjoy fruits, ha haaa ha.

06-23-2012, 03:50 PM	#15
Dimitri_0515 Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 11,182	[QUOTE=shakin318;4499234]Ha ha, yeah shakin, I bet you do enjoy fruits, ha haaa ha.[/QUOTE] I enjoyed this

06-23-2012, 10:19 PM	#17
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,725	[QUOTE=shakin318;4499234]Ha ha, yeah shakin, I bet you do enjoy fruits, ha haaa ha.[/QUOTE] I saw what you saw yourself do there.

06-24-2012, 06:26 AM	#18
Timmy® JI's own Reverend Jim. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Vermont Posts: 23,523	Those of us trying to save this thread know what Jerry Sandusky's lawyers felt like.

06-24-2012, 08:18 AM	#19
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	[QUOTE=Timmy®;4499416]Those of us trying to save this thread know what Jerry Sandusky's lawyers felt like.[/QUOTE] lol, talk about a resume killer. :eek: Btw, in NY, an apple would be a pleasure. I've seen everything from McDonalds, fried chicken, Fried fish (thats special in AUGUST:eek:) and CHinese eaten on trains. A apple? meh - -

06-24-2012, 10:13 AM	#20
Dirtstar Snubbed a man just to watch him cry. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 15,793	[QUOTE=Timmy®;4499416]Those of us trying to save this thread know what Jerry Sandusky's lawyers felt like.[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure Bushy meant to post this in the Politikz Forum. It's the only reasonable explanation.