ATE MAGGOTS TODAY, *****ES!!!!

Sourceworx · 06-22-2012, 10:19 PM

So I had some comp time that I needed to use, so I figured I'd use it today. As you may know, my wife's current school is closing. The diocese, local school district, and her principal gave her a ton of things that she needed to get done, she was a little overwhelmed. So I used some time to go help her out.

Anyway we figured we'd grab lunch at a relatively new pizza joint near the school. I got a chicken roll. We brought the rolls back to the school to eat them in her A/C'd classroom.

I ate the first half. It was dry and bland. But I was starving, so I ate it. Then I picked up the second piece, and saw little maggots crawling inside it. Disgusting!

Long story short: don't ever eat at Frankie's East Side Pizza, in Farmingdale. The Department of Health will be getting a phone call about them on Monday.

The bright side is I think it might be interesting to see little creepy crawlers in my doots. I may post pictures if I find some. :)

Bonhomme Richard · 06-22-2012, 10:33 PM

What's a chicken roll?

BushyTheBeaver · 06-22-2012, 10:34 PM

[QUOTE=Braumeister;4498965]So I had some comp time that I needed to use, so I figured I'd use it today. As you may know, my wife's current school is closing. The diocese, local school district, and her principal gave her a ton of things that she needed to get done, she was a little overwhelmed. So I used some time to go help her out.

Anyway we figured we'd grab lunch at a relatively new pizza joint near the school. I got a chicken roll. We brought the rolls back to the school to eat them in her A/C'd classroom.

I ate the first half. It was dry and bland. But I was starving, so I ate it. Then I picked up the second piece, and saw little maggots crawling inside it. Disgusting!

Long story short: don't ever eat at Frankie's East Side Pizza, in Farmingdale. The Department of Health will be getting a phone call about them on Monday.

The bright side is I think it might be interesting to see little creepy crawlers in my doots. I may post pictures if I find some. :)[/QUOTE]

That's nothing. You should have heard this disgusting foreign guy disgustingly eating his disgusting apple on my train ride home tonight.

BushyTheBeaver · 06-22-2012, 10:35 PM

[QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4498972]What's a chicken roll?[/QUOTE]

About 180 on a good day.

:rimshot:

Sourceworx · 06-22-2012, 10:35 PM

[QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4498972]What's a chicken roll?[/QUOTE]

Stromboli.

32green · 06-22-2012, 10:37 PM

[QUOTE=Braumeister;4498965]Long story short: don't ever eat at Frankie's East Side Pizza, in Farmingdale. [/QUOTE]

Interestingly, I just started a job at Frankie's East Side Pizza in Farmingdale.

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Sourceworx · 06-22-2012, 11:05 PM

[QUOTE=32green;4498979]Interestingly, I just started a job at Frankie's East Side Pizza in Farmingdale.

-[/QUOTE]

Funny. The guy who sold us the food was an Irish guy who thought he was black....

BushyTheBeaver · 06-22-2012, 11:52 PM

[QUOTE=Braumeister;4498977]Stromboli.[/QUOTE]

A chicken stromboli? The maggots could only have been an improvement. You should be thanking the guy, not suing him.

NYJCAP2 · 06-22-2012, 11:56 PM

[QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4499011]A chicken stromboli? The maggots could only have been an improvement. You should be thanking the guy, not suing him.[/QUOTE]

Sigh, I long for a chicken roll these days. First meal back, always is in a local pizza shop in NY.

Sourceworx · 06-23-2012, 06:36 AM

[QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4499011]A chicken stromboli? The maggots could only have been an improvement. You should be thanking the guy, not suing him.[/QUOTE]

I'm not suing him.

Big L · 06-23-2012, 07:03 AM

After you realized you ate maggots, did you feel ill, or were you like "meh, fuk it."?

crossfire · 06-23-2012, 07:31 AM

[QUOTE=Braumeister;4499002]Funny. The guy who sold us the food was an Irish guy who thought he was black....[/QUOTE]

[url]

jetswin · 06-23-2012, 08:43 AM

maggots are mostly protein, so you have that going for you

:barf:

Porgyman · 06-23-2012, 09:07 AM

Nice! Now go swallow a soda bottle cap and I will be impressed!

Peebag · 06-23-2012, 10:26 AM

[QUOTE=Porgyman;4499092]Nice! Now go swallow a soda bottle cap and I will be impressed![/QUOTE]

..and the Porgmeister with the win!

JStokes · 06-23-2012, 10:28 AM

[QUOTE=jetswin;4499084]maggots are mostly protein, so you have that going for you

:barf:

[/QUOTE]

So is sprem. :barf:

_

Jungle Shift Jet · 06-23-2012, 10:54 AM

[QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4498974]That's nothing. You should have heard this disgusting foreign guy disgustingly eating his disgusting apple on my train ride home tonight.[/QUOTE]

Take the Port Washington line instead of the # 7 next time.

Jungle Shift Jet · 06-23-2012, 01:20 PM

What beer goes best with maggotty pizza? :dunno:

Sourceworx · 06-27-2012, 12:35 PM

Quick update: I filed a complaint with the Health Department on Monday. A health inspector called me just a little while ago. The person who recorded my complaint wrote that I found maggots in a roll, so the inspector checked their bread and found nothing. I explained to her that it was a chicken roll, or stromboli. She said she was going to go back and check things again.

She asked if we brought the food back to the guy at the pizzeria. We did. She said the guy acted like this was the first he was hearing any of this (lie #1), and he accused me of working for Gino's pizza (lie #2), a competitor down the road, and that I was trying some dirty tactic to sabotage his business (lie #3).

I'm f*cking livid now. I want to go back there and cave in his chest with my heel. That motherf*cker could have poisoned my wife and myself, and he has the balls to say we're making it up to help the competition? :steamin:

NYJCAP2 · 06-27-2012, 12:37 PM

I love Gino's!

06-22-2012, 10:19 PM	#1
Sourceworx Hall Of Fame Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Long Island Posts: 13,431	ATE MAGGOTS TODAY, *ES!!!! So I had some comp time that I needed to use, so I figured I'd use it today. As you may know, my wife's current school is closing. The diocese, local school district, and her principal gave her a ton of things that she needed to get done, she was a little overwhelmed. So I used some time to go help her out. Anyway we figured we'd grab lunch at a relatively new pizza joint near the school. I got a chicken roll. We brought the rolls back to the school to eat them in her A/C'd classroom. I ate the first half. It was dry and bland. But I was starving, so I ate it. Then I picked up the second piece, and saw little maggots crawling inside it. Disgusting! Long story short: don't ever eat at Frankie's East Side Pizza, in Farmingdale. The Department of Health will be getting a phone call about them on Monday. The bright side is I think it might be interesting to see little creepy crawlers in my doots. I may post pictures if I find some. :)

06-22-2012, 10:33 PM	#2
Bonhomme Richard Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Posts: 4,103	What's a chicken roll?

06-22-2012, 10:34 PM	#3
BushyTheBeaver size matters All League Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,929	[QUOTE=Braumeister;4498965]So I had some comp time that I needed to use, so I figured I'd use it today. As you may know, my wife's current school is closing. The diocese, local school district, and her principal gave her a ton of things that she needed to get done, she was a little overwhelmed. So I used some time to go help her out. Anyway we figured we'd grab lunch at a relatively new pizza joint near the school. I got a chicken roll. We brought the rolls back to the school to eat them in her A/C'd classroom. I ate the first half. It was dry and bland. But I was starving, so I ate it. Then I picked up the second piece, and saw little maggots crawling inside it. Disgusting! Long story short: don't ever eat at Frankie's East Side Pizza, in Farmingdale. The Department of Health will be getting a phone call about them on Monday. The bright side is I think it might be interesting to see little creepy crawlers in my doots. I may post pictures if I find some. :)[/QUOTE] That's nothing. You should have heard this disgusting foreign guy disgustingly eating his disgusting apple on my train ride home tonight.

06-22-2012, 10:35 PM	#4
BushyTheBeaver size matters All League Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,929	[QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4498972]What's a chicken roll?[/QUOTE] About 180 on a good day. :rimshot:

06-22-2012, 10:37 PM	#6
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	[QUOTE=Braumeister;4498965]Long story short: don't ever eat at Frankie's East Side Pizza, in Farmingdale. [/QUOTE] Interestingly, I just started a job at Frankie's East Side Pizza in Farmingdale. -

06-22-2012, 11:05 PM	#7
Sourceworx Hall Of Fame Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Long Island Posts: 13,431	[QUOTE=32green;4498979]Interestingly, I just started a job at Frankie's East Side Pizza in Farmingdale. -[/QUOTE] Funny. The guy who sold us the food was an Irish guy who thought he was black....

06-22-2012, 11:52 PM	#8
BushyTheBeaver size matters All League Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,929	[QUOTE=Braumeister;4498977]Stromboli.[/QUOTE] A chicken stromboli? The maggots could only have been an improvement. You should be thanking the guy, not suing him.

06-22-2012, 11:56 PM	#9
NYJCAP2 All League Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Boston Posts: 3,817	[QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4499011]A chicken stromboli? The maggots could only have been an improvement. You should be thanking the guy, not suing him.[/QUOTE] Sigh, I long for a chicken roll these days. First meal back, always is in a local pizza shop in NY.

06-23-2012, 06:36 AM	#10
Sourceworx Hall Of Fame Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Long Island Posts: 13,431	[QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4499011]A chicken stromboli? The maggots could only have been an improvement. You should be thanking the guy, not suing him.[/QUOTE] I'm not suing him.

06-23-2012, 07:03 AM	#11
Big L Plus six thousand posts Veteran Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It's all relative Posts: 1,066	After you realized you ate maggots, did you feel ill, or were you like "meh, fuk it."?

06-23-2012, 07:31 AM	#12
crossfire Day by day, night after night... Blinded by the neon light Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,682	[QUOTE=Braumeister;4499002]Funny. The guy who sold us the food was an Irish guy who thought he was black....[/QUOTE] [url]

06-23-2012, 08:43 AM	#13
jetswin stumblin mumblin butt fumblin Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Westchester Co. Posts: 35,469	maggots are mostly protein, so you have that going for you :barf:

06-23-2012, 09:07 AM	#14
Porgyman Practice Squad Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 268	Nice! Now go swallow a soda bottle cap and I will be impressed!

06-23-2012, 10:26 AM	#15
Peebag being disappointed since January 13th, 1969 All Pro Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: great midwest -well not so great Posts: 7,123	[QUOTE=Porgyman;4499092]Nice! Now go swallow a soda bottle cap and I will be impressed![/QUOTE] ..and the Porgmeister with the win!

06-23-2012, 10:28 AM	#16
JStokes Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bergen County, NJ Posts: 20,126	[QUOTE=jetswin;4499084]maggots are mostly protein, so you have that going for you :barf: [/QUOTE] So is sprem. :barf: _

06-23-2012, 10:54 AM	#17
Jungle Shift Jet Occasionally stoops to uploading hotties pix to boost his postcount All Pro Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Alive with a superior intellect in an erudite world of fine tastes that you will never, EVER acquire Posts: 5,046	[QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4498974]That's nothing. You should have heard this disgusting foreign guy disgustingly eating his disgusting apple on my train ride home tonight.[/QUOTE] Take the Port Washington line instead of the # 7 next time.

06-23-2012, 01:20 PM	#18
Jungle Shift Jet Occasionally stoops to uploading hotties pix to boost his postcount All Pro Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Alive with a superior intellect in an erudite world of fine tastes that you will never, EVER acquire Posts: 5,046	What beer goes best with maggotty pizza? :dunno:

06-27-2012, 12:35 PM	#19
Sourceworx Hall Of Fame Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Long Island Posts: 13,431	Quick update: I filed a complaint with the Health Department on Monday. A health inspector called me just a little while ago. The person who recorded my complaint wrote that I found maggots in a roll, so the inspector checked their bread and found nothing. I explained to her that it was a chicken roll, or stromboli. She said she was going to go back and check things again. She asked if we brought the food back to the guy at the pizzeria. We did. She said the guy acted like this was the first he was hearing any of this (lie #1), and he accused me of working for Gino's pizza (lie #2), a competitor down the road, and that I was trying some dirty tactic to sabotage his business (lie #3). I'm fcking livid now. I want to go back there and cave in his chest with my heel. That motherfcker could have poisoned my wife and myself, and he has the balls to say we're making it up to help the competition? :steamin:

06-27-2012, 12:37 PM	#20
NYJCAP2 All League Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Boston Posts: 3,817	I love Gino's!