Residents in NW Las Vegas warned about loose chimpanzees

FlagmanL11 · 07-12-2012, 02:25 PM

From the Twitter feed: Residents in NW Las Vegas warned about loose chimpanzees; 1 may be captured

Planet of the Apes....

2foolish197 · 07-12-2012, 02:32 PM

the late great troy mcclure:'i hate every chimp i see from chimpan a to chimpanzee'...

Dirtstar · 07-12-2012, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by FlagmanL11

From the Twitter feed: Residents in NW Las Vegas warned about loose chimpanzees; 1 may be captured

Planet of the Apes....

one chimp may be captured?

or one NW Las Vegas resident may be captured by loose chimps??

(and just how "loose" are these chimps, exactly? soufside wants to know

)

Ruby2 · 07-12-2012, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by 2foolish197

the late great troy mcclure:'i hate every chimp i see from chimpan a to chimpanzee'...

"O look I was wrong, it was earth all along, O you finally made a monkey out of me"

lol

So sad what happened to the one time best show ever.

BushyTheBeaver · 07-12-2012, 03:04 PM

I guess in Vegas everything's loose.

quantum · 07-12-2012, 03:39 PM

Isn't there a Statue of Liberty model in Las Vegas? Someone alert crossfire!

2milehighJet · 07-12-2012, 04:09 PM

Loose chimps playing loose slots. Some old granny at the slot machine is going to get the LCA (light chimp attack)

AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite · 07-12-2012, 05:33 PM

Loose chimps sink gimps...

Apache 51 · 07-12-2012, 05:35 PM

Nothing a bat or nine iron couldn't handle.

WestCoastOffensive · 07-12-2012, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Apache 51

Nothing a bat or nine iron couldn't handle.

You sound like an expert®; you think we should gather at the batting cages and the pitch and putt?

Good man.

Apache 51 · 07-12-2012, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

You sound like an expert®; you think we should gather at the batting cages and the pitch and putt?

Good man.

Well it's not like Cougars on the loose, or loose Cougars that could be better.

WestCoastOffensive · 07-12-2012, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Apache 51

Well it's not like Cougars on the loose, or loose Cougars that could be better.

I could go for a little "Light Teeth Attack" from a loose Cougar.

2foolish197 · 07-12-2012, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ruby2

"O look I was wrong, it was earth all along, O you finally made a monkey out of me"

lol

So sad what happened to the one time best show ever.

...so true the first 5 years were as good as anything on tv...homer on wanting more children...its a uter-us,marge not a uter-u...lol...

WestCoastOffensive · 07-12-2012, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by 2foolish197

...so true the first 5 years were as good as anything on tv...homer on wanting more children...its a uter-us,marge not a uter-u...lol...

"See this mark on my skull? I got it in the demonstrations...<flashback to strike; Homer alone by food truck>

WHERE'S MY BURRITO!
WHERE'S MY BURRITO!
WHERE'S MY BURRITO!

D'OH!! <food truck panel lands on homers head>

Dirtstar · 07-12-2012, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ruby2

"O look I was wrong, it was earth all along, O you finally made a monkey out of me"

lol

So sad what happened to the one time best show ever.

Troy: "Get your paws off me, you damn dirty ape!!"

Apes: "He can talk!!"

Apes: "He can talk!!"

Apes: "He can talk!!"

Troy: "I CAN SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIING!!!!!!!!!!"

one of the greatest Simpsons moments, ever

jetstream23 · 07-12-2012, 11:23 PM

"Run for your lives!"

: "What?"

Meanwhile, on the southside of the Hamper....

BushyTheBeaver · 07-13-2012, 01:07 AM

Classic Richard Pryor on monkey *****:

2foolish197 · 07-13-2012, 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

"See this mark on my skull? I got it in the demonstrations...<flashback to strike; Homer alone by food truck>

WHERE'S MY BURRITO!
WHERE'S MY BURRITO!
WHERE'S MY BURRITO!

D'OH!! <food truck panel lands on homers head>

marge:'homer this is the worst thing you've ever done'...homer:'oh,marge you've said that so many times its lost all meaning'...

sect313 · 07-13-2012, 11:22 AM

more loose chimps

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/worl...icle-1.1113725

Five chimpanzees broke out of their enclosure at Germany's Hannover Experience Zoo on Wednesday, terrorizing patrons and injuring a 5-year-old girl.

How exactly the chimps escaped from their enclosure is under investigation, according to the Hannover Allgemeine Zeitung.

The chimps may have used wood that had fallen into their area during gardening work to scale the wall of their pen, AFP reported. A zoo spokesperson told Die Welt Online that the apes utilized a tree that had fallen over in a recent storm to climb out.

About 2,500 people were visiting at the zoo at the time, and were evacuated once officials realized the apes were on the loose.

A 5-year-old girl was knocked over by one of the apes as it tore through the grounds of the zoo. The child escaped the encounter with cuts on her face, and was taken to the hospital for observation, according to Die Welt Online, where zoo officials sent her a large plush toy.

Most of the escapees didn't get very far. Four of them "had a quick look around and then jumped pretty quickly back into their compound," zoo spokeswoman Simone Hagemeyer told AFP.

"The fifth and oldest chimp went off to visit the head gorilla," she told the newswire service. "He's getting on a bit, so we offered him a ladder to get back into the enclosure."

The animal rights organization PETA criticized the Hannover Zoo, accusing them of "grossly negligent behavior."

"Chimpanzees possess incredible strength and can be completely unpredictable around humans. One chimpanzee on its own can injure or kill a human - five escaped chimpanzees could have led to a catastrophe,” zoologist and PETA organizer Peter Höffken said in a press release.

"Incidents of severe injury continually take place with chimpanzees in captivity,” Höffken added. “The practice of keeping intelligent great apes in captivity must be abolished."

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/worl...#ixzz20W5aGHl1

crasherino · 07-13-2012, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by sect313

"Chimpanzees possess incredible strength and can be completely unpredictable around humans. One chimpanzee on its own can injure or kill a human - five escaped chimpanzees could have led to a catastrophe,” zoologist and PETA organizer Peter Höffken said in a press release.

"Incidents of severe injury continually take place with chimpanzees in captivity,” Höffken added. “The practice of keeping intelligent great apes in captivity must be abolished."

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/worl...#ixzz20W5aGHl1

This is why only light chimp attacks are recommended here in the Hampur. Anything more is irresponsible and potentially dangerous.

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2foolish197 i suspect hanky-panky All League Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: astoria Posts: 4,540	the late great troy mcclure:'i hate every chimp i see from chimpan a to chimpanzee'...

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2milehighJet is not that high All League Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Breckenridge, CO Posts: 3,186	Loose chimps playing loose slots. Some old granny at the slot machine is going to get the LCA (light chimp attack)

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sect313 Numb All League Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 4,624	more loose chimps http://www.nydailynews.com/news/worl...icle-1.1113725 Five chimpanzees broke out of their enclosure at Germany's Hannover Experience Zoo on Wednesday, terrorizing patrons and injuring a 5-year-old girl. How exactly the chimps escaped from their enclosure is under investigation, according to the Hannover Allgemeine Zeitung. The chimps may have used wood that had fallen into their area during gardening work to scale the wall of their pen, AFP reported. A zoo spokesperson told Die Welt Online that the apes utilized a tree that had fallen over in a recent storm to climb out. About 2,500 people were visiting at the zoo at the time, and were evacuated once officials realized the apes were on the loose. A 5-year-old girl was knocked over by one of the apes as it tore through the grounds of the zoo. The child escaped the encounter with cuts on her face, and was taken to the hospital for observation, according to Die Welt Online, where zoo officials sent her a large plush toy. Most of the escapees didn't get very far. Four of them "had a quick look around and then jumped pretty quickly back into their compound," zoo spokeswoman Simone Hagemeyer told AFP. "The fifth and oldest chimp went off to visit the head gorilla," she told the newswire service. "He's getting on a bit, so we offered him a ladder to get back into the enclosure." The animal rights organization PETA criticized the Hannover Zoo, accusing them of "grossly negligent behavior." "Chimpanzees possess incredible strength and can be completely unpredictable around humans. One chimpanzee on its own can injure or kill a human - five escaped chimpanzees could have led to a catastrophe,” zoologist and PETA organizer Peter Höffken said in a press release. "Incidents of severe injury continually take place with chimpanzees in captivity,” Höffken added. “The practice of keeping intelligent great apes in captivity must be abolished." Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/worl...#ixzz20W5aGHl1