Holster that weapon son...

[jetswin]

Brooklyn
Brooklynite Jonah Falcon's record-holding 'manhood' arouses security agents' suspicions

Federal agents used a body scanner, a metal detector and patted his pants with powder to check for bio-weapons. One even asked if he had 'some sort of growth.'

By Charlie Wells / NEW YORK DAILY NEWS

Monday, July 16, 2012, 9:05 PM



The Daily Show

Largest penis world-record holder named Jonah Falcon was frisked at the San Francisco airport by the TSA.




This traveler's "package" drew the attention of airport security — and it would have been some pretty slack security if it had not.
Brooklynite Jonah Falcon, owner of the world’s longest recorded penis, was stopped by federal security agents, while flying from San Francisco to New York on July 9, the Huffington Post reported Monday.
Falcon, 41, measures up at over a foot.
He said he wasn’t excited over the unwanted attention, but airport guards suspician's were aroused over the appearance of a possible security threat. They used a body scanner, a metal detector and patted his pants with powder to check for bio-weapons. One even asked if he had “some sort of growth.”




Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/...#ixzz20uZHv4z1





this guy gets it (one would assume)

[SDJETS]

This man is wasting his life and gift.

[jetswin]

Originally Posted by SDJETS

This man is wasting his life and gift.

from the southslide school of slammery

[Peebag]

I'm not gonna touch this thread with a .....well, a Jonah Falcon penis....

[southside]

Originally Posted by Peebag

I'm not gonna touch this thread with a .....well, a Jonah Falcon penis....

LOL

Originally Posted by jetswin

from the southslide school of slammery

Not LOL

[32green]

They talked about this on Boomer and Carton this morning, pretty funny.

Figures with a giant cawk, this guy looks like a cross between a drugged up Brian WIlson.... and Crispin Glover.


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[BushyTheBeaver]

How is this a world record? 12 inches? Feh. I've got zucchini bigger than that.

[Dirtstar]

Originally Posted by 32green

Figures with a giant cawk, this guy looks like a cross between a drugged up Brian WIlson.... and Crispin Glover.

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not your type?

[32green]

Originally Posted by Dirtstar

not your type?

If he was also mixed in with a chubby-faced Wonder years Kevin Arnold type.... I'd smother that **s.

What are you doing thursday?





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[Dirtstar]

Originally Posted by 32green

If he was also mixed in with a chubby-faced Wonder years Kevin Arnold type.... I'd smother that **s.

What are you doing thursday?





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lolz...


hope you like calamari!!

[Fishooked]

Originally Posted by jetswin

Brooklyn
Brooklynite Jonah Falcon's record-holding 'manhood' arouses security agents' suspicions

Federal agents used a body scanner, a metal detector and patted his pants with powder to check for bio-weapons. One even asked if he had 'some sort of growth.'

By Charlie Wells / NEW YORK DAILY NEWS

Monday, July 16, 2012, 9:05 PM



The Daily Show

Largest penis world-record holder named Jonah Falcon was frisked at the San Francisco airport by the TSA.




This traveler's "package" drew the attention of airport security — and it would have been some pretty slack security if it had not.
Brooklynite Jonah Falcon, owner of the world’s longest recorded penis, was stopped by federal security agents, while flying from San Francisco to New York on July 9, the Huffington Post reported Monday.
Falcon, 41, measures up at over a foot.
He said he wasn’t excited over the unwanted attention, but airport guards suspician's were aroused over the appearance of a possible security threat. They used a body scanner, a metal detector and patted his pants with powder to check for bio-weapons. One even asked if he had “some sort of growth.”




Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/...#ixzz20uZHv4z1





this guy gets it (one would assume)

This guy was on one of those 'strange sex' episodes on the Discovery Fit Channel, not sure of the name of the show, but the guy really was a big dick to boot. Arrogrant bastard. I guess I would as well if I had that kind of dickery.

[DDNYjets]

Wonder what he was doing in San Francisco.

[jetswin]

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/201...risked-at-sfo/

According to Wikipedia, Falcon’s penis is nearly 10 inches long when flaccid, and more than 13 inches long when erect – making it one of the largest ever recorded.
On his Facebook page he lists his favorite quote as, “Yes, it really is that big. See, you can fit more than three hands on it.”

...Falcon has worked as a gaming journalist ...

This makes as much sense as Albert Einstein working at a Burger King.

[JetPotato]

A lot of dick in this thread.

[quantum]

Something has to make up for that mug - he looks British.

[brady's a catcher]

Originally Posted by 32green

They talked about this on Boomer and Carton this morning, pretty funny.

Figures with a giant cawk, this guy looks like a cross between a drugged up Brian WIlson.... and Crispin Glover.


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I was thinking more of a younger Bill O'Rielly with a bad hair piece. And he's already got a cool porn name, what's he waiting on, an engraved invite on a dildo from Seymour Butts?

[crossfire]

I posted this in Warfish's "My New Personal Favorite" thread but thought I would add it here too.

[jetswin]

Originally Posted by crossfire

I posted this in Warfish's "My New Personal Favorite" thread but thought I would add it here too.

I guess it takes a whole bunch to impress her lol

[loluchka80]

Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver

How is this a world record? 12 inches? Feh. I've got zucchini bigger than that.

12 inches flaccid.

[Fishooked]

Originally Posted by crossfire

I posted this in Warfish's "My New Personal Favorite" thread but thought I would add it here too.

I fixed it for you