Minka Kelly Sex Tape - Please God, Please Get This Released

SAR I · 07-23-2012, 10:51 AM

Minka Kelly sex tape reportedly for sale

Derek Jeter's former girlfriend Minka Kelly appears in a sex tape currently being sold to the highest bidder, according to reports.

The 30-minute long tape was shot in New Mexico and features Mika with an ex-boyfriend, who is not Jeter, TMZ reported.

The site reports the tape was shot in a semi-professional manner with the camera secured by a tripod and hooked up to a TV monitor, and "Charlie's Angels" star Minka appears aware of the camera.

It also reports that it is not clear how old Minka was when the tape was shot. Her rep has not yet commented.

http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/mink...#ixzz21SQgSSvC

I'm sorry Derek, but I have no choice in this matter and you broke up with her so it's cool right?

SAR I

Peebag · 07-23-2012, 11:09 AM

well I guess it beats the cake thread......

AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite · 07-23-2012, 11:10 AM

DDNYjets · 07-23-2012, 11:16 AM

Best news of the day.

Borgoguy · 07-23-2012, 11:16 AM

I can't wait to see this one. Minka has been one of my favorites for years. According to Perez Hilton, folks who have seen the tape indicate that Minka (love the sexiness of this name, BTW) is well aware of the camera. She and the boyfriend watch themselves on an adjacent monitor.

Only snag? She might be undergae in the video, which would negate its release. At least legally.

Oh Minka! Ohohoh Minka!!
It seems fallen angel and future Ms. Jackie Onassis Minka Kelly is the newest star erotically dazzling in an unreleased sexy-time tape!
Sources who have reportedly watched 30 min vid say it features a much younger Minka with an ex-boyfriend, and was shot semi-professional style in New Mexico sometime in the late ‘90s.
Apparently, Minka is very aware of the camera, and both participants can watch the sexual chemistry they create via a TV monitor hooked up to the camera.
Saucy!
The tape is currently being shopped around to potential buyers, but there COULD be some nasty legal ramifications ‘cause Minka may have been underage at the time it was shot!
Eeee!
Aw Minks, you gotta make sure those vids stay in your private collection!
However, considereng the history of sex-tape starlets, this could be just the thing Minka needs to excite her career!

http://perezhilton.com/2012-07-23-mi...e#.UA1qvxz-sc8

dmitexxi · 07-23-2012, 11:17 AM

Borgoguy · 07-23-2012, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by dmitexxi

LOL! Exactly how most of us feel, d.

dmitexxi · 07-23-2012, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

I can't wait to see this one. Minka has been one of my favorites for years. According to Perez Hilton, folks who have seen the tape indicate that Minka (love the sexiness of this name, BTW) is well aware of the camera. She and the boyfriend watch themselves on an adjacent monitor.

Only snag? She might be undergae in the video, which would negate its release. At least legally.

Apache 51 · 07-23-2012, 11:34 AM

Hopefully she will be paired with Katie Holmes.

AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite · 07-23-2012, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

I can't wait to see this one. Minka has been one of my favorites for years. According to Perez Hilton, folks who have seen the tape indicate that Minka (love the sexiness of this name, BTW) is well aware of the camera. She and the boyfriend watch themselves on an adjacent monitor.

Only snag? She might be undergae in the video, which would negate its release. At least legally.

Oh Minka! Ohohoh Minka!!
It seems fallen angel and future Ms. Jackie Onassis Minka Kelly is the newest star erotically dazzling in an unreleased sexy-time tape!
Sources who have reportedly watched 30 min vid say it features a much younger Minka with an ex-boyfriend, and was shot semi-professional style in New Mexico sometime in the late ‘90s.
Apparently, Minka is very aware of the camera, and both participants can watch the sexual chemistry they create via a TV monitor hooked up to the camera.
Saucy!
The tape is currently being shopped around to potential buyers, but there COULD be some nasty legal ramifications ‘cause Minka may have been underage at the time it was shot!
Eeee!
Aw Minks, you gotta make sure those vids stay in your private collection!
However, considereng the history of sex-tape starlets, this could be just the thing Minka needs to excite her career!

http://perezhilton.com/2012-07-23-mi...e#.UA1qvxz-sc8

When I saw it on TMZ earlier, they noted two songs from a Brandy album that was released 16 days prior to her 18th birthday...

I'm assuming that she had just turned 18 and I make that assumption because I want this friggin' tape to leak out...

SAR I · 07-23-2012, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite

When I saw it on TMZ earlier, they noted two songs from a Brandy album that was released 16 days prior to her 18th birthday...

I'm assuming that she had just turned 18 and I make that assumption because I want this friggin' tape to leak out...

Exactly.

There were 5,110 days that have passed since that album was released and only 16 days before it was released before her 18th birthday. The odds are very much in our favor.

SAR I

SAR I · 07-23-2012, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Peebag

well I guess it beats the cake thread.....

While we're waiting, anyone try out the Octomom self-pleasure tape? Did it do the trick?

SAR I

WestCoastOffensive · 07-23-2012, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by SAR I

While we're waiting, anyone try out the Octomom self-pleasure tape? Did it do the trick?

SAR I

I wish to see the octomom - bigragu "cioppino-fest". I think it's marketed as "Blow the Lid Off Your Squid".

Croutons optional

AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite · 07-23-2012, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by SAR I

While we're waiting, anyone try out the Octomom self-pleasure tape? Did it do the trick?

SAR I

Was horribad/boring...

124 · 07-23-2012, 03:29 PM

CAN'T WAIT.

Borgoguy · 07-23-2012, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Apache 51

Hopefully she will be paired with Katie Holmes.

I vote for a threesome with Minka, Alison Brie, and Gillian Jacobs.

Apache 51 · 07-23-2012, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

I vote for a threesome with Minka, Alison Brie, and Gillian Jacobs.

That could work.

SAR I · 07-24-2012, 11:57 PM

This is what Minka Kelly looked like a few months before her 18th birthday. Ruh-row.

SAR I

DDNYjets · 07-25-2012, 07:15 AM

I wonder if this is why Jeter dumped her. Weren't they really close to tying the knot.

32green · 07-25-2012, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by SAR I

This is what Minka Kelly looked like a few months before her 18th birthday. Ruh-row.

SAR I

Are those wax lips or did she kiss a dirtbike muffler?

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07-23-2012, 10:51 AM	#1
SAR I Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 38,711	Minka Kelly Sex Tape - Please God, Please Get This Released Minka Kelly sex tape reportedly for sale Derek Jeter's former girlfriend Minka Kelly appears in a sex tape currently being sold to the highest bidder, according to reports. The 30-minute long tape was shot in New Mexico and features Mika with an ex-boyfriend, who is not Jeter, TMZ reported. The site reports the tape was shot in a semi-professional manner with the camera secured by a tripod and hooked up to a TV monitor, and "Charlie's Angels" star Minka appears aware of the camera. It also reports that it is not clear how old Minka was when the tape was shot. Her rep has not yet commented. http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/mink...#ixzz21SQgSSvC I'm sorry Derek, but I have no choice in this matter and you broke up with her so it's cool right? SAR I

07-23-2012, 11:09 AM	#2
Peebag *free Borko and teh FatFck2** All Pro Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: great midwest -well not so great Posts: 7,180	well I guess it beats the cake thread......

07-23-2012, 11:10 AM	#3
AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite is all out of fuCks to give... All Pro Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 7,487

07-23-2012, 11:16 AM	#4
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07-23-2012, 11:16 AM	#5
Borgoguy On a mission to educate and enthrall. Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,569	I can't wait to see this one. Minka has been one of my favorites for years. According to Perez Hilton, folks who have seen the tape indicate that Minka (love the sexiness of this name, BTW) is well aware of the camera. She and the boyfriend watch themselves on an adjacent monitor. Only snag? She might be undergae in the video, which would negate its release. At least legally. Oh Minka! Ohohoh Minka!! It seems fallen angel and future Ms. Jackie Onassis Minka Kelly is the newest star erotically dazzling in an unreleased sexy-time tape! Sources who have reportedly watched 30 min vid say it features a much younger Minka with an ex-boyfriend, and was shot semi-professional style in New Mexico sometime in the late ‘90s. Apparently, Minka is very aware of the camera, and both participants can watch the sexual chemistry they create via a TV monitor hooked up to the camera. Saucy! The tape is currently being shopped around to potential buyers, but there COULD be some nasty legal ramifications ‘cause Minka may have been underage at the time it was shot! Eeee! Aw Minks, you gotta make sure those vids stay in your private collection! However, considereng the history of sex-tape starlets, this could be just the thing Minka needs to excite her career! http://perezhilton.com/2012-07-23-mi...e#.UA1qvxz-sc8

07-23-2012, 11:17 AM	#6
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Apache 51 Let's Kill them all......... Hall Of Fame Join Date: May 2009 Location: In Morris Co.,N.J.,at the right end of a Browning 12 gauge Posts: 12,809	Hopefully she will be paired with Katie Holmes.

07-23-2012, 03:29 PM	#15
124 There's NO reason to delay the process. Start Geno Smith. All Pro Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 7,993	CAN'T WAIT.

07-24-2012, 11:57 PM	#18
SAR I Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 38,711	This is what Minka Kelly looked like a few months before her 18th birthday. Ruh-row. SAR I

07-25-2012, 07:15 AM	#19
DDNYjets Hall Of Fame Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: New York Posts: 12,551	I wonder if this is why Jeter dumped her. Weren't they really close to tying the knot.