Deadspin on Jerry Jones

[Digetydog]

Hope this doesn't get me banned, but I laughed so hard I nearly died. He wants some "Glory Hole"

http://deadspin.com/5929949/jerry-jo...ome-glory-hole

[DDNYjets]

LOL. The reporters laughed and I don't think he realized why they were laughing.

[Digetydog]

Originally Posted by DDNYjets

LOL. The reporters laughed and I don't think he realized why they were laughing.

Did you hear the PR Guy try to save him by making up a story about Glory Holes being related to oil and gas wells? Jerry Jones actually corrected him.

[DDNYjets]

Originally Posted by Digetydog

Did you hear the PR Guy try to save him by making up a story about Glory Holes being related to oil and gas wells? Jerry Jones actually corrected him.

No. The clip I heard was short.

[Jordy]

Originally Posted by Digetydog

Did you hear the PR Guy try to save him by making up a story about Glory Holes being related to oil and gas wells? Jerry Jones actually corrected him.

I looked it up.

The term "glory hole" does exist in the oil and gas industry.

[Digetydog]

Originally Posted by Jordy

I looked it up.

The term "glory hole" does exist in the oil and gas industry.

If you share your computer with a woman, I would recommend clearing your search history.

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by Jordy

I looked it up.

The term "glory hole" does exist in the oil and gas industry.

Just like "money shot" is a actual term in the film (legit)/advertising biz.

[crossfire]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Just like "money shot" is a actual term in the film (legit)/advertising biz.

This is quite true but it also won't prevent it from being used for laughs for many years to come.

Can somebody merge Jimmy Johnson's "How 'bout them Cowboys!" line with Jones' "I want me some glory hole."

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by crossfire

This is quite true but it also won't prevent it from being used for laughs for many years to come.

Can somebody merge Jimmy Johnson's "How 'bout them Cowboys!" line with Jones' "I want me some glory hole."

Forget it. If I were at that press conference, they would have needed to give me oxygen for laughing like a maniac.

[DDNYjets]

Originally Posted by Jordy

I looked it up.

The term "glory hole" does exist in the oil and gas industry.

As well as gold mining.

I am sure this is what he meant. But it is still funny as hell.

Kraft: Jerry, Nut up or move on.
Jones: No, I want me some more Glory Hole.
Kraft: F*ck you, p*ssy.

[Apache 51]

Win, lose or draw I want an owner like JJ. Just stay upstairs till the game is over.

[Digetydog]

Originally Posted by Apache 51

Win, lose or draw I want an owner like JJ. Just stay upstairs till the game is over.

Why would you want an owner who insists on serving as GM despite 20+ years of evidence that he is not up to the task. Remember, all the Super Bowl teams were built when Jimmy Johnson was leading the draft and made the H. Walker trade.

Unfortunately for Cowboy fans, he is getting more and more like Al Davis (sans jogging suit).

[Apache 51]

Originally Posted by Digetydog

Why would you want an owner who insists on serving as GM despite 20+ years of evidence that he is not up to the task. Remember, all the Super Bowl teams were built when Jimmy Johnson was leading the draft and made the H. Walker trade.

Unfortunately for Cowboy fans, he is getting more and more like Al Davis (sans jogging suit).

Davis had three too, or am I mistaken?

[Digetydog]

Originally Posted by Apache 51

Davis had three too, or am I mistaken?

When he was young, Davis was a great football man with a lot of crazy in him. When he was old, the crazy took over.

[Apache 51]

Originally Posted by Digetydog

When he was young, Davis was a great football man with a lot of crazy in him. When he was old, the crazy took over.

I don't care what he was, he was a winner. BTW, phuck the Raiders.