An Olympian the Hampur can get behind!

FF2® · 08-05-2012, 12:36 PM

Race walker passes out and poops his pants.

I would venture a guess we have a few Hampurites who have accomplish that feat.

JStokes · 08-05-2012, 12:58 PM

LOL.

Dump.

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Jetworks · 08-05-2012, 01:06 PM

LOL @ the name of the video.

PlumberKhan · 08-05-2012, 01:07 PM

Race walking?

WTF?

Sent from my Double-Wide using Semaphore...

Borgoguy · 08-05-2012, 01:12 PM

What a friggin' disaster. This thread, not the guy soiling his good uniform.

Seriously, imagine being that guy; forever known as the pooping race walker. Schmuck. Much like the late Grete Waitz, the legendary runner, who is best remembered for scooping the loose doots ("dills") out of her racing bottoms and hurling it on the course as she was running the marathon.

DDNYjets · 08-05-2012, 01:20 PM

Is this guy OK now?

Before I laugh I want to make sure. He looked very sick.

frostlich · 08-05-2012, 01:22 PM

Not here to thread crap, but you could tell he had to go by the way he was walking.

Nothing like sharting in front of a world audience. Should have stayed away from the free continental breakfast with bran muffin and coffee before the race.

Borgoguy · 08-05-2012, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by DDNYjets

Is this guy OK now?

Before I laugh I want to make sure. He looked very sick.

No worries. Luckily, his heart stopped functioning moments after that video was taken, sparing him--or his progenitors--any embarrassment.

Timmy® · 08-05-2012, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by DDNYjets

Is this guy OK now?

Before I laugh I want to make sure. He looked very sick.

ya' don't have to be a ghey about it.

JStokes · 08-05-2012, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

What a friggin' disaster. This thread, not the guy soiling his good uniform.

Seriously, imagine being that guy; forever known as the pooping race walker. Schmuck. Much like the late Grete Waitz, the legendary runner, who is best remembered for scooping the loose doots ("dills") out of her racing bottoms and hurling it on the course as she was running the marathon.

Yeah, but s he won that marathon. I saw her on 4th Ave and 90th Street in Bay Ridge (we lived there in 1985-1987). That was before she was stricken with diarrhea- the lucky minx.

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RazorJet · 08-05-2012, 01:34 PM

Thank god its never the race winner that these things happen to or it would become par for the course as far as marathons go. Young runners watching at home would come to believe that that's what it takes to win and running would be banned from tv. Of course, no one I know watches marathons on tv so...

Borgoguy · 08-05-2012, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JStokes

Yeah, but s he won that marathon. I saw her on 4th Ave and 90th Street in Bay Ridge (we lived there in 1985-1987). That was before she was stricken with diarrhea- the lucky minx.

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Totally get this. I still idolize Waitz as a runner. The sad part is that if you ask 8/10 people about her, all they recall is the dills incident, not her athletic brilliance.

brady's a catcher · 08-05-2012, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by DDNYjets

Is this guy OK now?

Before I laugh I want to make sure. He looked very sick.

Really though, is there ever really a bad time to heckle a race-walker, even when internal bleeding may be involved? Now, add in a sharting and you're really just talking about the definition of natural consequences.

brady's a catcher · 08-05-2012, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Totally get this. I still idolize Waitz as a runner. The sad part is that if you ask 8/10 people about her, all they recall is the dills incident, not her athletic brilliance.

As in pickles?

JStokes · 08-05-2012, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Totally get this. I still idolize Waitz as a runner. The sad part is that if you ask 8/10 people about her, all they recall is the dills incident, not her athletic brilliance.

This was back in the day when Mike Breem used to do the sports for Imus in the Morning.

So, on the Monday morning after, he's reporting about Waitz "ran the last 4 miles with a serious case of diarrhea."

And then, totally deadpan, he adds "And Men's winner Gianni Poli ran the last 2 miles with a full-fledged boner".

Almost drove off the road, killed me.

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Borgoguy · 08-05-2012, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JStokes

This was back in the day when Mike Breem used to do the sports for Imus in the Morning.

So, on the Monday morning after, he's reporting about Waitz "ran the last 4 miles with a serious case of diarrhea."

And then, totally deadpan, he adds "And Men's winner Gianni Poli ran the last 2 miles with a full-fledged boner".

Almost drove off the road, killed me.

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LOL. That's funny.

Jungle Shift Jet · 08-05-2012, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by brady's a catcher

Really though, is there ever really a bad time to heckle a race-walker, even when internal bleeding may be involved? Now, add in a sharting and you're really just talking about the definition of natural consequences.

If spreadsheets were utilized for scheduling purposes, this would have never happened.

i'd rather get in front of the guy to avoid the smell / splatter

crossfire · 08-05-2012, 03:27 PM

Will the Hampur be having a brown medal award ceremony?

jetswin · 08-05-2012, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by crossfire

Will the Hampur be having a brown medal award ceremony?

Lol, this post is the shiit

BushyTheBeaver · 08-05-2012, 10:10 PM

Yes but did he spill his beer?

08-05-2012, 12:36 PM	#1
FF2® Believes Sloppy Guy was involved JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 46,116	An Olympian the Hampur can get behind! Race walker passes out and poops his pants. I would venture a guess we have a few Hampurites who have accomplish that feat.

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JStokes Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bergen County, NJ Posts: 20,126	LOL. Dump. _

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Jetworks murse in training Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Staten Island Posts: 7,449	LOL @ the name of the video.

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08-05-2012, 01:12 PM	#5
Borgoguy Not one image until my posts are restored. Veteran Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,360	What a friggin' disaster. This thread, not the guy soiling his good uniform. Seriously, imagine being that guy; forever known as the pooping race walker. Schmuck. Much like the late Grete Waitz, the legendary runner, who is best remembered for scooping the loose doots ("dills") out of her racing bottoms and hurling it on the course as she was running the marathon.

08-05-2012, 01:20 PM	#6
DDNYjets Bye week buh bye Rex Hall Of Fame Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: New York Posts: 12,235	Is this guy OK now? Before I laugh I want to make sure. He looked very sick.

08-05-2012, 01:22 PM	#7
frostlich Get it done Shidzik! All League Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 2,963	Not here to thread crap, but you could tell he had to go by the way he was walking. Nothing like sharting in front of a world audience. Should have stayed away from the free continental breakfast with bran muffin and coffee before the race.

08-05-2012, 01:34 PM	#11
RazorJet W P S! !!!! no, i mean it. Veteran Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Atkins, Arkansas Posts: 1,615	Thank god its never the race winner that these things happen to or it would become par for the course as far as marathons go. Young runners watching at home would come to believe that that's what it takes to win and running would be banned from tv. Of course, no one I know watches marathons on tv so...

08-05-2012, 03:27 PM	#18
crossfire Day by day, night after night... Blinded by the neon light Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,665	Will the Hampur be having a brown medal award ceremony?

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BushyTheBeaver size matters All League Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,922	Yes but did he spill his beer?