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Old 08-06-2012, 09:03 PM   #1
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So I was supposed to meet this hottie at an aa meeting

At 8 30 and I totally chickened out. Shes too hot and I'm constantly anxious around her and second guessing everything I do. Feel like im in high school with this one.

Today she found out her ex was having a kid and was real upset and vulnerable. And said I should stop by her meeting. Don't want to be a Dick but could have been perfect opportunity doesn't matter I pussed out anyhow. Probably would have been taking advantage of her and wrong to begin with Wtf is wrong with me? Who the **** am I becoming?
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Old 08-06-2012, 09:08 PM   #2
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At 8 30 and I totally chickened out. Shes too hot and I'm constantly anxious around her and second guessing everything I do. Feel like im in high school with this one.

Today she found out her ex was having a kid and was real upset and vulnerable. And said I should stop by her meeting. Don't want to be a Dick but could have been perfect opportunity doesn't matter I pussed out anyhow. Probably would have been taking advantage of her and wrong to begin with Wtf is wrong with me? Who the **** am I becoming?
You need to show her you dont give a rats ass about much. Snub her. Its like a Tango- the more you push, she moves away and the more you ignore, she''ll be begging for a ''stern rogering'' from you.

take my advise, and send a check for $200.00 the day after you bed her
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Old 08-06-2012, 09:09 PM   #3
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At 8 30 and I totally chickened out. Shes too hot and I'm constantly anxious around her and second guessing everything I do. Feel like im in high school with this one.

Today she found out her ex was having a kid and was real upset and vulnerable. And said I should stop by her meeting. Don't want to be a Dick but could have been perfect opportunity doesn't matter I pussed out anyhow. Probably would have been taking advantage of her and wrong to begin with Wtf is wrong with me? Who the **** am I becoming?
Performance anxiety?
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Old 08-06-2012, 09:11 PM   #4
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i know what it is you're in love lol
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Old 08-06-2012, 09:12 PM   #5
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****ing barbarians where's Stokes dammit.
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Old 08-06-2012, 09:12 PM   #6
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Who the **** am I becoming?
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Old 08-06-2012, 09:13 PM   #7
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Old 08-06-2012, 09:13 PM   #8
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****ing barbarians where's Stokes dammit.
Sounds like you've met THE ONE.

Can't wait for the thread where her sister starts putting the pressure on you.

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Old 08-06-2012, 09:14 PM   #9
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i know what it is you're in love lol
Congratulations with that sig and avatar you found a foolproof method of not getting hit on.
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Old 08-06-2012, 09:16 PM   #10
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Sounds like you've met THE ONE.

Can't wait for the thread where her sister starts putting the pressure on you.

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I dont want to be friends anymore
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Old 08-06-2012, 09:22 PM   #11
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You realize this all started when you went to that crazy church, right?
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Old 08-06-2012, 09:26 PM   #12
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You realize this all started when you went to that crazy church, right?
No. But I do now. Thank God somebodys taking notes. I turned into a btch


Hey we have the same sign up date.

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Old 08-06-2012, 09:36 PM   #13
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No. But I do now. Thank God somebodys taking notes. I turned into a btch


Hey we have the same sign up date.
You gotta go back to that church.

Oct 2007 is a fine vintage.
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Old 08-06-2012, 09:51 PM   #14
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I'm adding you to my list of Hampurites I want to have a beer with.
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Old 08-06-2012, 10:08 PM   #15
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Wtf is wrong with me? Who the **** am I becoming?
Sounds like a severe case of Southsidis.
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Old 08-06-2012, 10:12 PM   #16
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Today she found out her ex was having a kid and was real upset and vulnerable.
Dude...a six pack of Meisterbrews and some rope...and you were in.

Why the hesitation?


You've changed.



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At 8 30 and I totally chickened out. Shes too hot and I'm constantly anxious around her and second guessing everything I do. Feel like im in high school with this one.

Today she found out her ex was having a kid and was real upset and vulnerable. And said I should stop by her meeting. Don't want to be a Dick but could have been perfect opportunity doesn't matter I pussed out anyhow. Probably would have been taking advantage of her and wrong to begin with Wtf is wrong with me? Who the **** am I becoming?
Smart move, next time you see her tell her you were respecting the fact it was her meeting.
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Old 08-06-2012, 10:15 PM   #18
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Old 08-06-2012, 10:16 PM   #19
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Hot, vulnerable and an alcoholic. Sounds like a keeper to me.

Is her father around/alive?
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Old 08-06-2012, 10:23 PM   #20
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