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Old 08-14-2012, 03:43 PM   #1
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Jean-Claude Van Damme showed Kylie Minogue his Thailand
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Jean-Claude Van Damme admits to affair with Kylie Minogue, report says



Jean-Claude Van Damme has revealed he had an affair with Kylie Minogue on the set of 1994’s “Street Fighter” while he was still married.
While promoting his new flick “The Expendables 2,” the Muscles from Brussels confessed to The Guardian "I tell you what, you should ask her. She'll have a better memory. I'm 51 years old, do you know how much I was punched in the face on 'The Expendables?' No, no. No. And let's just say it happened, so what? Who wants to know? ... Sometimes you let go of stuff ... I don't know, maybe. Yes. OK. Yes, yes, yes. It happened. I was in Thailand, we had an affair."



Going into perhaps too much detail, he continued, "Sweet kiss, beautiful lovemaking. It would be abnormal not to have had an affair, she's so beautiful and she was there in front of me every day with a beautiful smile, simpatico, so charming, she wasn't acting like a big star. I knew Thailand very well, so I showed her my Thailand. She's a great lady."

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment...#ixzz23YFIYSnN
hmmm...he waited 18 years to talk about this? Makes me think back to 1994 and the girl who showed me her Meadowlands after a Jets game.
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Old 08-14-2012, 04:04 PM   #2
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hmmm...he waited 18 years to talk about this? Makes me think back to 1994 and the girl who showed me her Meadowlands after a Jets game.
Lol
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Old 08-14-2012, 04:11 PM   #3
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How is this news?
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Old 08-14-2012, 04:31 PM   #4
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In for the Meadowlands Muffiness.


Did she find a place for your obelisk?
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Old 08-14-2012, 04:34 PM   #5
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If it has to do with JCVD, its news.
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Old 08-14-2012, 04:47 PM   #6
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hmmm...he waited 18 years to talk about this? Makes me think back to 1994 and the girl who showed me her Meadowlands after a Jets game.
Me too....at the Roslyn Duck Pond also?
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Old 08-14-2012, 04:57 PM   #7
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In for the Meadowlands Muffiness.


Did she find a place for your obelisk?
LOL. You're burning out the joke, mother f**ker.
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Old 08-14-2012, 04:58 PM   #8
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hmmm...he waited 18 years to talk about this? Makes me think back to 1994 and the girl who showed me her Meadowlands after a Jets game.
Gate D Spirals?
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Eesh.




The Muscles from Brussels now looks like The Wrinkles from Sprinkles.
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Can't wait for The Expendables 2

Van Damme, Arnold, Stallone, Willis, Norris, Lundgren...

F*ck yeah!
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mandatory gif needed






I banged Kylie Minogue, *****es!!!!
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I banged Kylie Minogue, *****es!!!!

lmao, perfect
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Old 08-14-2012, 05:13 PM   #13
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lmao, perfect
I haven't seen this gif in so long I forgot how freakin classic it is, I seriously can't stop laughing...
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I haven't seen this gif in so long I forgot how freakin classic it is, I seriously can't stop laughing...
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LOL. You're burning out the joke, mother f**ker.
F that; my publisher is now reading my manuscript "Muffiness - What Else Is THere Really?"

Coming to KMart checkout aisles soon.
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F that; my publisher is now reading my manuscript "Muffiness - What Else Is THere Really?"

Coming to KMart checkout aisles soon.
We should market it with my anticipated autobiography: The Muff Diver's Lament (Half a Pie is Better Than None).
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We should market it with my anticipated autobiography: The Muff Diver's Lament (Half a Pie is Better Than None).
He always banged the hottest girls. Remember Natasha Henstridge?
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Expendables 2?

Seriously, how bored must you be to go see that?

Action movies are so stupid.
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He always banged the hottest girls. Remember Natasha Henstridge?
Good lord, what a body. So sexy.
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Expendables 2?

Seriously, how bored must you be to go see that?

Action movies are so stupid.

OK Rubey
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