pfail thtrip post of the year

shakin318 · 10-03-2012, 12:06 AM

By some azzclown in the thread about Holmes' injury:

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I'm still not convinced that he's not faking it. There are ways to fool an MRI machine, I don't have time to get into the details but it can easily be done.

The Jets organization is Mensa compared to their fanbase.

Warfish · 10-03-2012, 12:15 AM

Tone being human pondscum has it's repurcussions.

Namely, Fans don;t trust him, at all, not to be the kind of guy who'd fake an injury to get paid and not have to play through a sure-to-be-fail-filled season.

PlumberKhan · 10-03-2012, 12:23 AM

How do you fake an MRI?

WestCoastOffensive · 10-03-2012, 01:22 AM

Slap it with your ****

Bonhomme Richard · 10-03-2012, 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by PlumberKhan

How do you fake an MRI?

It's actually pretty simple. I just don't have time to get into the details.

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Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

Slap it with your ****

Big L · 10-03-2012, 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by PlumberKhan

How do you fake an MRI?

Surgically implant ball bearings around the alleged injury zone.

It's all ball bearings these days.

EM31 · 10-03-2012, 08:01 AM

I admit I was not inclined to believe the Holmes injury before the MRI and I am still not sure how any of that induced him to serve up the ball like that but still... if you are into conspiracy theories then a better one might be that the Front Office shut him down by agreement as a way to try and save their own jobs.

nyahay bus · 10-03-2012, 08:10 AM

I always keep a few cadaver ligaments and a roll of duct tape in my glove compartment for a situation like this.

32green · 10-03-2012, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by shakin318

By some azzclown in the thread about Holmes' injury:

The Jets organization is Mensa compared to their fanbase.

That thread is epic.

Now we have sig-gate going on in there....RayRay calling people dooshes, morons and chumps....predictions morphing into non-promises...

Where are the mods?

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RaoulDuke · 10-03-2012, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by 32green

That thread is epic.

Now we have sig-gate going on in there....RayRay calling people dooshes, morons and chumps....predictions morphing into non-promises...

Where are the mods?

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You banned sg3, your work is done.

Dirtstar · 10-03-2012, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by EM31

I admit I was not inclined to believe the Holmes injury before the MRI and I am still not sure how any of that induced him to serve up the ball like that but still... if you are into conspiracy theories then a better one might be that the Front Office shut him down by agreement as a way to try and save their own jobs.

his foot basically snapped in half.

I don't really blame him for dropping the ball after he hit the ground.

EM31 · 10-03-2012, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirtstar

his foot basically snapped in half.

I don't really blame him for dropping the ball after he hit the ground.

Understood but as others have said his high character past has given us a rationale to be suspicious.

dmitexxi · 10-03-2012, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by 32green

That thread is epic.

Now we have sig-gate going on in there....RayRay calling people dooshes, morons and chumps....predictions morphing into non-promises...

Where are the mods?

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So you're saying the mods suck?

JetPotato · 10-03-2012, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by PlumberKhan

How do you fake an MRI?

There is no ID requirement when you go for the test.

DDNYjets · 10-03-2012, 09:46 AM

C'mon. Holmes' b1tchfest with Sanchez has nothing to do with this injury. His foot exploded. There is no doubt, no conspiracy.

Holmes' stock is about to go way up when we sere this offense without him.

Gata · 10-03-2012, 09:54 AM

Maybe they use photoshop to alter the MRI

... LMAOOO

Brooklyn Jet · 10-03-2012, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by DDNYjets

C'mon. Holmes' b1tchfest with Sanchez has nothing to do with this injury. His foot exploded. There is no doubt, no conspiracy.

But what about cadaver legs and hackers? Holmes is totally sandbagging to get time off.

32green · 10-03-2012, 10:01 AM

Sympathetic Doctors hacked into his leg and inserted information that said "Can I haz hostible, bring amblance" the end.

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Fishooked · 10-03-2012, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by 32green

Sympathetic Doctors hacked into his leg and inserted information that said "Can I haz hostible, bring amberlamps " the end.
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fixed

quantum · 10-03-2012, 10:51 AM

can't decide if I hate the Jets more, or the fans

10-03-2012, 12:15 AM	#2
Warfish JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 35,000	Tone being human pondscum has it's repurcussions. Namely, Fans don;t trust him, at all, not to be the kind of guy who'd fake an injury to get paid and not have to play through a sure-to-be-fail-filled season.

10-03-2012, 12:23 AM	#3
PlumberKhan HAIL SATAN! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Van down by the river Posts: 21,081	How do you fake an MRI?

10-03-2012, 01:22 AM	#4
WestCoastOffensive Didn't pull the pin - got blasted anyway Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SF via Strong Island Posts: 26,985	Slap it with your ****

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EM31 All Pro Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Oceanside, Long Island Posts: 9,312	I admit I was not inclined to believe the Holmes injury before the MRI and I am still not sure how any of that induced him to serve up the ball like that but still... if you are into conspiracy theories then a better one might be that the Front Office shut him down by agreement as a way to try and save their own jobs.

10-03-2012, 08:10 AM	#8
nyahay bus said it before: a dearth of playoff appearances in the next few years. Veteran Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,375	I always keep a few cadaver ligaments and a roll of duct tape in my glove compartment for a situation like this.

10-03-2012, 09:46 AM	#15
DDNYjets Hall Of Fame Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: New York Posts: 12,579	C'mon. Holmes' b1tchfest with Sanchez has nothing to do with this injury. His foot exploded. There is no doubt, no conspiracy. Holmes' stock is about to go way up when we sere this offense without him.

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Gata JETS! I hate your freaking guts, you make me vomit, you are the scum between my toes. Love, Gata Rookie Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Jersey Posts: 820	Maybe they use photoshop to alter the MRI ... LMAOOO

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32green neerg23 Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,724	Sympathetic Doctors hacked into his leg and inserted information that said "Can I haz hostible, bring amblance" the end. -

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quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 18,033	can't decide if I hate the Jets more, or the fans