Former 49er 1st round pick arrested for assaulting his boyfriend

Gator Jet · 01-28-2013, 03:06 PM

Former Niners lineman charged with assaulting “boyfriend”

Posted by Mike Florio on January 28, 2013, 2:54 PM EST

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Since the current members of the San Francisco 49ers are providing us with nothing interesting to discuss, a former member of the team has helped fill the void.

According to the San Mateo Daily Journal, former 49ers tackle Kwame Harris has been charged with assaulting “his former boyfriend at a Menlo Park restaurant during an argument over soy sauce and underwear.”

The alleged victim, Dimitri Geier, also has filed a civil lawsuit against Harris for assault, battery, false imprisonment, negligence, and intentional and negligent infliction of emotional distress.

Geier claims that Harris became upset when Geier “poured soy sauce on a plate of rice,” and that Harris later “pull[ed] the other man’s pants down and accused him of stealing his underwear.”Attorney Alin Cintean says that Harris did nothing wrong. (Imagine that.) “This really is a pure self-defense case. [Harris] was attacked,” Cintean said. Harris, who faces seven years in prison, was freed on $75,000 bail. The 2003 first-round pick played five years with the 49ers and one with the Raiders.

WTF!!!

freestater · 01-28-2013, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Gator Jet

WTF!!!

Really!!!!

Who pours their soy sauce directly on their rice!?!?!?

What is this... the Nineties?

Vinny Testaverde's Niece · 01-28-2013, 03:19 PM

oh those former 49 niners!

32green · 01-28-2013, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Gator Jet

Geier “poured soy sauce on a plate of rice,” and that Harris later “pulled the other man’s pants down and accused him of stealing his underwear"

Another day in the hampur if you ask me.

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DDNYjets · 01-28-2013, 03:23 PM

I was expecting it to be Vernon Davis.

FlagmanL11 · 01-28-2013, 03:24 PM

If you drop your keys on the street in San Fran, you kick them home....

Borgoguy · 01-28-2013, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Gator Jet

Former Niners lineman charged with assaulting “boyfriend”

Posted by Mike Florio on January 28, 2013, 2:54 PM EST

Getty Images
Since the current members of the San Francisco 49ers are providing us with nothing interesting to discuss, a former member of the team has helped fill the void.

According to the San Mateo Daily Journal, former 49ers tackle Kwame Harris has been charged with assaulting “his former boyfriend at a Menlo Park restaurant during an argument over soy sauce and underwear.”

The alleged victim, Dimitri Geier, also has filed a civil lawsuit against Harris for assault, battery, false imprisonment, negligence, and intentional and negligent infliction of emotional distress.

Geier claims that Harris became upset when Geier “poured soy sauce on a plate of rice,” and that Harris later “pull[ed] the other man’s pants down and accused him of stealing his underwear.”Attorney Alin Cintean says that Harris did nothing wrong. (Imagine that.) “This really is a pure self-defense case. [Harris] was attacked,” Cintean said. Harris, who faces seven years in prison, was freed on $75,000 bail. The 2003 first-round pick played five years with the 49ers and one with the Raiders.

WTF!!!

I'm assuming the boyfriend's last name is pronounced "guy-yer", not "gay-yer". If not, the script has written itself.

Also, no way that's our Dimitri, right?

Nike · 01-28-2013, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by DDNYjets

I was expecting it to be Vernon Davis.

wish we had a te half as good as vernon davis.

Untouchable · 01-28-2013, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by freestater

Really!!!!

Who pours their soy sauce directly on their rice!?!?!?

What is this... the Nineties?

Seriously

brady's a catcher · 01-28-2013, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

I'm assuming the boyfriend's last name is pronounced "guy-yer", not "gay-yer". If not, the script has written itself.

Also, no way that's our Dimitri, right?

Would be odd for there to be another Dimitri with a compulsion for stealing men's underwear, no? I don't see how it isn't him but no judgement.

Borgoguy · 01-28-2013, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by brady's a catcher

Would be odd for there to be another Dimitri with a compulsion for stealing men's underwear, no? I don't see how it isn't him but no judgement.

SgtAshton · 01-28-2013, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by FlagmanL11

If you drop your keys on the street in San Fran, you kick them home....

Ha ha ha ha ha

mrcoops · 01-28-2013, 03:53 PM

At least we know Harris was happy with the team (or city of the team) that drafted him.

Oakland must have been a shock. No wonder he only lasted a year there.

Interesting story but , hey, who amongst us hasn't pulled off their ex's clothes and accused them of stealing your underwear after a fight over soy sauce? I believe that's the story behind at least 97% of all divorces.

parcellsguy · 01-28-2013, 04:05 PM

WTF

WestCoastOffensive · 01-28-2013, 04:22 PM

You don't F around in Menlo Park. That's where the men get low.

Vinny Testaverde's Niece · 01-28-2013, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

I'm assuming the boyfriend's last name is pronounced "guy-yer", not "gay-yer". If not, the script has written itself.

Also, no way that's our Dimitri, right?

Seriously, you can NOT make this stuff up. Who needs The Onion?

leftturn3 · 01-28-2013, 04:42 PM

Why do I find my self reading this to myself in a gay tone,,,,,,,,, not there is anythign wrong with that...

AFCEastFan · 01-28-2013, 04:45 PM

We have seen type of thing before in the NFL. This reminds me a lot of the famous Kenyatta Jones "scalding water" incident and the horrific fondue accident that injured the Jaguars' kicker and punter about a decade ago.

I against I · 01-28-2013, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by 32green

Another day in the hampur if you ask me.

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For the underwear right?

32green · 01-28-2013, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by leftturn3

Why do I find my self reading this to myself in a gay tone?

That is a question best left to quiet introspection.

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01-28-2013, 03:06 PM	#1
Gator Jet Suffering Jet Fan in Florida Veteran Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Ft. Lauderdale Posts: 1,009	Former 49er 1st round pick arrested for assaulting his boyfriend Former Niners lineman charged with assaulting “boyfriend” Posted by Mike Florio on January 28, 2013, 2:54 PM EST Getty Images Since the current members of the San Francisco 49ers are providing us with nothing interesting to discuss, a former member of the team has helped fill the void. According to the San Mateo Daily Journal, former 49ers tackle Kwame Harris has been charged with assaulting “his former boyfriend at a Menlo Park restaurant during an argument over soy sauce and underwear.” The alleged victim, Dimitri Geier, also has filed a civil lawsuit against Harris for assault, battery, false imprisonment, negligence, and intentional and negligent infliction of emotional distress. Geier claims that Harris became upset when Geier “poured soy sauce on a plate of rice,” and that Harris later “pull[ed] the other man’s pants down and accused him of stealing his underwear.”Attorney Alin Cintean says that Harris did nothing wrong. (Imagine that.) “This really is a pure self-defense case. [Harris] was attacked,” Cintean said. Harris, who faces seven years in prison, was freed on $75,000 bail. The 2003 first-round pick played five years with the 49ers and one with the Raiders. WTF!!!

01-28-2013, 03:19 PM	#3
Vinny Testaverde's Niece Post Count Not Affected By Demise of Hotties Forum All League Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: NYC Posts: 4,176	oh those former 49 niners!

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DDNYjets Bye week buh bye Rex Hall Of Fame Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: New York Posts: 12,286	I was expecting it to be Vernon Davis.

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FlagmanL11 4 months until the first home tailgate!! Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: North Jersey Posts: 3,064	If you drop your keys on the street in San Fran, you kick them home....

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mrcoops sleepy All Pro Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Posts: 5,491	At least we know Harris was happy with the team (or city of the team) that drafted him. Oakland must have been a shock. No wonder he only lasted a year there. Interesting story but , hey, who amongst us hasn't pulled off their ex's clothes and accused them of stealing your underwear after a fight over soy sauce? I believe that's the story behind at least 97% of all divorces.

01-28-2013, 04:05 PM	#14
parcellsguy Waterboy Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 20	WTF

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WestCoastOffensive Lying to the Smithsonian Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SF via Strong Island Posts: 26,652	You don't F around in Menlo Park. That's where the men get low.

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leftturn3 Practice Squad Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 290	Why do I find my self reading this to myself in a gay tone,,,,,,,,, not there is anythign wrong with that...

01-28-2013, 04:45 PM	#18
AFCEastFan Money now -- and a lot more when I get into that office. You can take that to the bank. All League Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 4,028	We have seen type of thing before in the NFL. This reminds me a lot of the famous Kenyatta Jones "scalding water" incident and the horrific fondue accident that injured the Jaguars' kicker and punter about a decade ago.