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Old 02-04-2013, 11:22 AM   #1
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Beyonce's Quads

Jesus.

I bet she can squat more weight than Michael Turner.

Beyonce "Quadzilla" Knowles-Carter.
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Old 02-04-2013, 01:56 PM   #2
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She could kill you with those thighs...... iffn you was lucky.
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Old 02-04-2013, 01:59 PM   #3
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She's still beautiful. But I noticed she was beginning to show signs of getting "rough around the edges". Also a more pronounced masculine
facial characteristic. Maybe PED's?
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Old 02-04-2013, 01:59 PM   #4
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I bet she'd be more durable at running back than Joe McKnight.
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Old 02-04-2013, 02:00 PM   #5
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I bet she'd be more durable at running back than Joe McKnight.
Definitely fumble less.
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Old 02-04-2013, 02:13 PM   #6
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She could kill you with those thighs...... iffn you was lucky.
I'd volunteer for the experiment
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Old 02-04-2013, 02:17 PM   #7
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I'd volunteer for the experiment
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Old 02-04-2013, 02:22 PM   #8
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I will never understand why she married that drug-dealin camel.
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Old 02-04-2013, 02:34 PM   #9
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I will never understand why she married that drug-dealin camel.
He has sold approximately 50 million albums worldwide, while receiving fourteen Grammy Awards for his musical work, and numerous additional nominations.[6][7] Consistently ranked as one of the greatest rappers of all-time he was ranked #1 by MTV in their list of The Greatest MCs of All-Time in 2006.

Jay-Z co-owns the 40/40 Club, is part-owner of the NBA's Brooklyn Nets and is also co-creator of the line Rocawear.[11] He is the former CEO of Def Jam Recordings, co-founder of Roc-A-Fella Records, and the founder of Roc Nation. As an artist, he holds the record for most number one albums by a solo artist on the Billboard 200 with twelve.

He's worth 475 million.
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Old 02-04-2013, 02:49 PM   #10
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A fellow cane shaker friend who also was not thrilled with the half time show told me "My wife turns it on..... and all I see is redwood legs on the stage doing some type of movement like their arses were on fire"


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Old 02-04-2013, 02:59 PM   #11
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A fellow cane shaker friend who also was not thrilled with the half time show told me "My wife turns it on..... and all I see is redwood legs on the stage doing some type of movement like their arses were on fire"


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if they are redwoods, then call me a tree hugger
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Old 02-04-2013, 03:00 PM   #12
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I think she's beautiful and talented. But man those are some SERIOUS quads.

She could probably leg press the Super Dome.
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Old 02-04-2013, 04:08 PM   #13
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Well all this cane shaker has to say is, "Jay Z you are one lucky bastard"! I would also would not mind a bit of Destiny child either, Black is sure beautiful
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Old 02-04-2013, 04:28 PM   #14
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A fellow cane shaker friend who also was not thrilled with the half time show told me "My wife turns it on..... and all I see is redwood legs on the stage doing some type of movement like their arses were on fire"


lol


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I want to go to this guy's Super Bowl party.

"Hey, thanks for having us over, what kind of beer do you have?"

"I have two choices: Schlitz and go **** yourself."
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Old 02-04-2013, 04:31 PM   #15
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Well ya know she was bred for that...


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Old 02-04-2013, 04:33 PM   #16
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I want to go to this guy's Super Bowl party.

"Hey, thanks for having us over, what kind of beer do you have?"

"I have two choices: Schlitz and go **** yourself."



Pretty much.


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Old 02-04-2013, 04:35 PM   #17
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I want to go to this guy's Super Bowl party.

"Hey, thanks for having us over, what kind of beer do you have?"

"I have two choices: Schlitz and go **** yourself."
LOL! Any shot at all that guy is serving "whimsical reds" from the Côtes du Rhône or putting out a "flame your own" crème brûlée bar?
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Old 02-04-2013, 04:51 PM   #18
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Old 02-04-2013, 04:55 PM   #19
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Look at that shot. Then go back and read post #3 in this thread.
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Awful. That's what worshiping the devil will do to you. Lol
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