Red Sox finally stick it to Yanks

Mavrik · 02-29-2004, 10:49 PM

The Red Sox today officially announced the signing of Jesus Christ to play Centerfield.

ScottishJet · 02-29-2004, 10:53 PM

:lol:

Gotta love Damon. He admitted that he put on weight the right way this offseason, "by drinking beer."

Penning10 · 02-29-2004, 11:01 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol:
wat the hell is he thinking?

Smizzy · 02-29-2004, 11:07 PM

Did he also admit the Encino man is a true story about his life....

soppel · 02-29-2004, 11:59 PM

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Originally posted by Mavrik@Feb 29 2004, 11:49 PM

Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm just a simple caveman. I was unfroven by your scientists...You're world frightens me.

JonEJet · 03-01-2004, 07:26 AM

DId he spend the offseason in Costa Rica??

:lol:

Mavrik · 03-01-2004, 10:18 AM

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Originally posted by soppel+Mar 1 2004, 12:59 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (soppel @ Mar 1 2004, 12:59 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Mavrik@Feb 29 2004, 11:49 PM

Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm just a simple caveman. I was unfroven by your scientists...You're world frightens me. [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol: That is one of my favorite Phil Hartman skits. Hilarious.

mbn007 · 03-01-2004, 12:35 PM

Is that picture real? It just doesn't look right.

mreis171 · 03-04-2004, 12:06 PM

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Originally posted by Mavrik@Feb 29 2004, 11:49 PM
The Red Sox today officially announced the signing of Jesus Christ to play Centerfield.

The Yankees just countered by signing God, Yahweh and the Messiah to multi-year pacts...

PFSIKH · 03-04-2004, 12:51 PM

Hey it is better then his quasi-mullett look last year.

NYJ310 · 03-04-2004, 02:49 PM

That's it! Jesus will take this team to the top. :lol:

mreis171 · 03-04-2004, 04:19 PM

Ya know who he really looks like? Val Kilmer playing the "older" Jim Morrison in "The Doors" movie.

03-04-2004, 06:11 PM

Reports out of Boston say that Jesus already hates Garciaparra and Manny Ramirez. Team chemistry is in the whole. When asked for a comment from Jesus, the Red Sox's big free agent signing he said "Not even I can save these *******s."

TheBrodyMan · 03-07-2004, 12:46 AM

The Yankees just signed Pontius Pilate...and this time he said there will be no "resurrection"

PenningtonBear · 03-16-2004, 01:51 AM

hello my fellow jet fans.. well this is the time of season when we part are ways.. till next football season.. cuz im a red sox fan... so im sure ill hear some good stuff about them in here...

mbn007 · 03-16-2004, 08:12 AM

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Originally posted by PenningtonBear@Mar 16 2004, 02:51 AM
hello my fellow jet fans.. well this is the time of season when we part are ways.. till next football season.. cuz im a red sox fan... so im sure ill hear some good stuff about them in here...

After the Yanks crush your hopes again, you'll be all ready for Football. It'll come earlier for you this year, not into mid October like last season. So don't worry, you won't miss much.

03-16-2004, 10:01 AM

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Originally posted by PenningtonBear@Mar 16 2004, 02:51 AM
hello my fellow jet fans.. well this is the time of season when we part are ways.. till next football season.. cuz im a red sox fan... so im sure ill hear some good stuff about them in here...

Jet/Bosox is that you?

PFSIKH · 03-16-2004, 12:16 PM

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Originally posted by mbn007@Mar 16 2004, 01:12 PM

After the Yanks crush your hopes again, you'll be all ready for Football. It'll come earlier for you this year, not into mid October like last season. So don't worry, you won't miss much.

Then he gets to get his hopes crushed by the Jets. :o

mbn007 · 03-16-2004, 12:29 PM

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Originally posted by PFSIKH+Mar 16 2004, 01:16 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (PFSIKH @ Mar 16 2004, 01:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--mbn007@Mar 16 2004, 01:12 PM

After the Yanks crush your hopes again, you'll be all ready for Football. It'll come earlier for you this year, not into mid October like last season. So don't worry, you won't miss much.

Then he gets to get his hopes crushed by the Jets. :o [/b][/quote]
If Bradway wakes up this off-season, at least there's a chance.........

mbn007 · 03-16-2004, 12:32 PM

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Originally posted by PFSIKH+Mar 16 2004, 01:16 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (PFSIKH @ Mar 16 2004, 01:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--mbn007@Mar 16 2004, 01:12 PM

After the Yanks crush your hopes again, you'll be all ready for Football. It'll come earlier for you this year, not into mid October like last season. So don't worry, you won't miss much.

Then he gets to get his hopes crushed by the Jets. :o [/b][/quote]
If Bradway wakes up this off-season, at least there's a chance.........

. Early returns are promising.

02-29-2004, 10:49 PM	#1
Mavrik All Pro Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Detroit, MI Posts: 1,753	The Red Sox today officially announced the signing of Jesus Christ to play Centerfield.

02-29-2004, 10:53 PM	#2
ScottishJet Hall Of Fame Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Ludlow, MA Posts: 3,547	:lol: Gotta love Damon. He admitted that he put on weight the right way this offseason, "by drinking beer."

02-29-2004, 11:01 PM	#3
Penning10 All League Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 558	:lol: :lol: :lol: wat the hell is he thinking?

02-29-2004, 11:07 PM	#4
Smizzy Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 10,727	Did he also admit the Encino man is a true story about his life....

03-01-2004, 07:26 AM	#6
JonEJet Hall Of Fame Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Charleston, SC Posts: 11,370	DId he spend the offseason in Costa Rica?? :lol:

03-01-2004, 12:35 PM	#8
mbn007 Hall Of Fame Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 8,587	Is that picture real? It just doesn't look right.

03-04-2004, 12:51 PM	#10
PFSIKH Hall Of Fame Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,457	Hey it is better then his quasi-mullett look last year.

03-04-2004, 02:49 PM	#11
NYJ310 All Pro Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Los Angeles, California Posts: 1,716	That's it! Jesus will take this team to the top. :lol:

03-04-2004, 04:19 PM	#12
mreis171 All League Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 628	Ya know who he really looks like? Val Kilmer playing the "older" Jim Morrison in "The Doors" movie.

03-04-2004, 06:11 PM	#13
TomShane Edit Status Guest Posts: n/a	Reports out of Boston say that Jesus already hates Garciaparra and Manny Ramirez. Team chemistry is in the whole. When asked for a comment from Jesus, the Red Sox's big free agent signing he said "Not even I can save these *******s."

03-07-2004, 12:46 AM	#14
TheBrodyMan Hall Of Fame Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Brooklyn/Austin Posts: 2,712	The Yankees just signed Pontius Pilate...and this time he said there will be no "resurrection"

03-16-2004, 01:51 AM	#15
PenningtonBear Practice Squad Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 27	hello my fellow jet fans.. well this is the time of season when we part are ways.. till next football season.. cuz im a red sox fan... so im sure ill hear some good stuff about them in here...