All-time WORST NFL players draft

06-12-2004, 12:39 PM

With the FIRST pick in the 2004 All-Time worst NFL players draft, Team Hoover selects:

Blair Thomas, RB, Jets

The Chad · 06-12-2004, 12:45 PM

with the 2nd pick

the not so amazins take . . .

Ryan Leaf

TheBrodyMan · 06-12-2004, 12:53 PM

With the Third Pick, the AIDS Victims select

RB-Ki-Jana Carter

JonEJet · 06-12-2004, 01:18 PM

With the 4th pick Team Enima Selects

Lawrence Phillips

James Hasty · 06-12-2004, 02:03 PM

The Bayonne Losers select Tony Mandarich.

YJF · 06-12-2004, 02:22 PM

With The 6th pick in The All Time Worst NFL Players Draft

"The Failures" select QB-Dan McGwire-Seattle Seahawks

This was a tough call, There are so many failures available. QB is the most important position to bust at. So There were many candidates for this spot but McGwire did absolutely nothing in The NFL. A 6'8 240 pound pile of monkey crap. Just the high profile bust, I want to lead "The Failures"

06-12-2004, 02:33 PM

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Originally posted by YoungJetsFan@Jun 12 2004, 02:22 PM
With The 6th pick in The All Time Worst NFL Players Draft

"The Failures" select QB-Dan McGwire-Seattle Seahawks

This was a tough call, There are so many failures available. QB is the most important position to bust at. So There were many candidates for this spot but McGwire did absolutely nothing in The NFL. A 6'8 240 pound pile of monkey crap. Just the high profile bust, I want to lead "The Failures"

Mark McGwire's little brother. Must be some fun at the family gatherings. "This is my boy Mark, he's a Hall-of-Famer, and this is Dan, He does drywall."

Green Jets & Ham · 06-12-2004, 02:38 PM

You can build an entire "Worst Team Ever" with just the NY Jets Day-One Picks ... Offense & Defense

Not kidding either ... and this, more than anything, explains 35 Years and waiting

06-12-2004, 02:52 PM

If you think the Jets are bad, check out this list of luminaries picked by the boys across town:

1991
Rd Sel# Player Pos. School
1 27 Bunch, Jarrod RB Michigan
2 55 McGhee, Kanavis DE Colorado
3 83 McCaffrey, Ed WR Stanford

1992
Rd Sel# Player Pos. School
1 14 Brown, Derek TE Notre Dame
1 16* Brown, Dave QB Duke
2 41 Sparks, Phillippi CB Arizona State
3 69 Pierce, Aaron TE Washington

1993
Rd Sel# Player Pos. School
2 40 Strahan, Michael DE Texas Southern
3 66 Buckley, Marcus OLB Texas A&M

1994
Rd Sel# Player Pos. School
1 24 Lewis, Thomas WR Indiana
2 47 Randolph, Thomas CB Kansas State
2 59 Sehorn, Jason CB Southern California
3 95 Downs, Gary RB North Carolina State

1995
Rd Sel# Player Pos. School
1 17 Wheatley, Tyrone RB Michigan
2 54 Gragg, Scott T Montana
3 85 Young, Rodney DB Louisiana State

1996
Rd Sel# Player Pos. School
1 5 Jones, Cedric DE Oklahoma
2 34 Toomer, Amani WR Michigan
3 66 Oben, Roman T Louisville

1997
Rd Sel# Player Pos. School
1 7 Hilliard, Ike WR Florida
2 36 Barber, Tiki RB Virginia
3 68 Phillips, Ryan OLB Idaho
3 95 Maynard, Brad P Ball State

1998
Rd Sel# Player Pos. School
1 24 Williams, Shaun SS UCLA
2 55 Jurevicius, Joe WR Penn State
3 70 Alford, Brian WR Purdue

1999
Rd Sel# Player Pos. School
1 19 Petitgout, Luke T Notre Dame
2 49 Montgomery, Joe RB Ohio State
3 79 Campbell, Dan TE Texas A&M

2000
Rd Sel# Player Pos. School
1 11 Dayne, Ron RB Wisconsin
2 42 Griffin, Cornelius DT Alabama
3 73 Dixon, Ron WR Lambuth

2001
Rd Sel# Player Pos. School
1 22 Allen, Will CB Syracuse
3 78 Peterson, William CB Western Illinois

2002
Rd Sel# Player Pos. School
1 14 Shockey, Jeremy TE Miami
2 46 Carter, Tim WR Auburn
3 78 Hatch, Jeff T Pennsylvania

2003
Rd Sel# Player Pos. School
1 25 William Joseph DT Miami
2 56 Osi Umenyiora DE Troy State
3 91 Visanthe Shiancoe TE Morgan State

What saved them was that they found some real gems in later rounds. But look at that streak: Bunch, Derek Brown, Dave Brown, Thomas Lewis, Tyrone Wheatley, Cedric Jones. That's miserable.

06-12-2004, 03:01 PM

With the Seventh Pick in the All-Time Worst NFL Players draft, Team Douche selects:

Vance Joseph, CB, NY JETS

YJF · 06-12-2004, 03:11 PM

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Originally posted by TomShane+Jun 12 2004, 06:33 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TomShane @ Jun 12 2004, 06:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--YoungJetsFan@Jun 12 2004, 02:22 PM
With The 6th pick in The All Time Worst NFL Players Draft

"The Failures" select QB-Dan McGwire-Seattle Seahawks

This was a tough call, There are so many failures available. QB is the most important position to bust at. So There were many candidates for this spot but McGwire did absolutely nothing in The NFL. A 6'8 240 pound pile of monkey crap. Just the high profile bust, I want to lead "The Failures"

Mark McGwire's little brother. Must be some fun at the family gatherings. "This is my boy Mark, he's a Hall-of-Famer, and this is Dan, He does drywall." [/b][/quote]
LOL

He's the worlds tallest drywaller. He probably screws that up too.

Atleast with some of the busts like Blair Thomas, Kijana Carter etc

Atleast, They had a few good games and flashed some brilliance every once in a blue moon.

Even busts at other positions especially QB have had a good game or two.

Dan McGwire was pure garbage. This guy had the worst accuracy ever. You think McNabb is bad with the sliders he throws, McGwire was the king of the knuckleball. He was also a gigantic pu**y. This guy would go into a fetal position whenever a defender came near him and The NFL scouts were going crazy about this guy.

"He's a great kid,comes from a great family, He's 6'8, He's the wave of the future at QB. He will be able to see the entire field, He's got a great arm. This guy is the next Dan Marino". It was sickening the hype attached to him.

TheBrodyMan · 06-12-2004, 03:12 PM

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@Jun 12 2004, 02:22 PM
With The 6th pick in The All Time Worst NFL Players Draft

"The Failures" select QB-Dan McGwire-Seattle Seahawks

This was a tough call, There are so many failures available. QB is the most important position to bust at. So There were many candidates for this spot but McGwire did absolutely nothing in The NFL. A 6'8 240 pound pile of monkey crap. Just the high profile bust, I want to lead "The Failures"

Mark McGwire's little brother. Must be some fun at the family gatherings. "This is my boy Mark, he's a Hall-of-Famer, and this is Dan, He does drywall."

LOL

He's the worlds tallest drywaller. He probably screws that up too.

Atleast with some of the busts like Blair Thomas, Kijana Carter etc

Atleast, They had a few good games and flashed some brilliance every once in a blue moon.

Even busts like Akili Smith, Cade McNown,Andre Ware and Heath Schuler had a good game or two.

Dan McGwire was pure garbage. This guy had the worst accuracy ever. You think McNabb is bad with the sliders he throws, McGwire was the king of the knuckleball. He was also a gigantic pu**y. This guy would go into a fetal position whenever a defender came near him and The NFL scouts were going crazy about this guy.

"He's a great kid,comes from a great family, He's 6'8, He's the wave of the future at QB. He will be able to see the entire field, He's got a great arm. This guy is the next Dan Marino". It was sickening the hype attached to him. [/b][/quote]
Take those names out...those guys havent been picked yet :lol:

06-12-2004, 03:14 PM

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Originally posted by -YoungJetsFan@Jun 12 2004, 02:11 PM

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Originally posted by -TomShane@Jun 12 2004, 06:33 PM
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@Jun 12 2004, 02:22 PM
With The 6th pick in The All Time Worst NFL Players Draft

"The Failures" select QB-Dan McGwire-Seattle Seahawks

This was a tough call, There are so many failures available. QB is the most important position to bust at. So There were many candidates for this spot but McGwire did absolutely nothing in The NFL. A 6'8 240 pound pile of monkey crap. Just the high profile bust, I want to lead "The Failures"

Mark McGwire's little brother. Must be some fun at the family gatherings. "This is my boy Mark, he's a Hall-of-Famer, and this is Dan, He does drywall."

LOL

He's the worlds tallest drywaller. He probably screws that up too.

Atleast with some of the busts like Blair Thomas, Kijana Carter etc

Atleast, They had a few good games and flashed some brilliance every once in a blue moon.

Even busts like Akili Smith, Cade McNown,Andre Ware and Heath Schuler had a good game or two.

Dan McGwire was pure garbage. This guy had the worst accuracy ever. You think McNabb is bad with the sliders he throws, McGwire was the king of the knuckleball. He was also a gigantic pu**y. This guy would go into a fetal position whenever a defender came near him and The NFL scouts were going crazy about this guy.

"He's a great kid,comes from a great family, He's 6'8, He's the wave of the future at QB. He will be able to see the entire field, He's got a great arm. This guy is the next Dan Marino". It was sickening the hype attached to him.

Take those names out...those guys havent been picked yet :lol: [/b][/quote]
Stole my joke, bastard! LOL!

YJF PLEASE DELETE THOSE NAMES FROM YOUR POST!!! THEY HAVE NOT BEEN PICKED YET!!! GOD DAMN WHAT IS SO HARD ABOUT KEEPING NAMES OUT OF POSTS OF PLAYERS THAT HAVE NOT BEEN PICKED!!!! FARGING RIDICULOUS!

YJF · 06-12-2004, 03:14 PM

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Originally posted by TomShane@Jun 12 2004, 07:01 PM
With the Seventh Pick in the All-Time Worst NFL Players draft, Team Douche selects:

Vance Joseph, CB, NY JETS

OMG, Vance Joseph, Rich Kotite's boy. I remember when Kotite started Joseph at CB on a Sunday Night Game against Tim Brown. Brown burned him so badly all night long. The Raiders just threw at him on every play. They wanted to get everybody stats, So they just lined up WR's against him so they can get some good stats.

YJF · 06-12-2004, 03:17 PM

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Originally posted by -YoungJetsFan@Jun 12 2004, 02:11 PM

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Originally posted by -TomShane@Jun 12 2004, 06:33 PM
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@Jun 12 2004, 02:22 PM
With The 6th pick in The All Time Worst NFL Players Draft

"The Failures" select QB-Dan McGwire-Seattle Seahawks

This was a tough call, There are so many failures available. QB is the most important position to bust at. So There were many candidates for this spot but McGwire did absolutely nothing in The NFL. A 6'8 240 pound pile of monkey crap. Just the high profile bust, I want to lead "The Failures"

Mark McGwire's little brother. Must be some fun at the family gatherings. "This is my boy Mark, he's a Hall-of-Famer, and this is Dan, He does drywall."

LOL

He's the worlds tallest drywaller. He probably screws that up too.

Atleast with some of the busts like Blair Thomas, Kijana Carter etc

Atleast, They had a few good games and flashed some brilliance every once in a blue moon.

Even busts at other positions have had a good game or two.

Dan McGwire was pure garbage. This guy had the worst accuracy ever. You think McNabb is bad with the sliders he throws, McGwire was the king of the knuckleball. He was also a gigantic pu**y. This guy would go into a fetal position whenever a defender came near him and The NFL scouts were going crazy about this guy.

"He's a great kid,comes from a great family, He's 6'8, He's the wave of the future at QB. He will be able to see the entire field, He's got a great arm. This guy is the next Dan Marino". It was sickening the hype attached to him.

Take those names out...those guys havent been picked yet :lol: [/b][/quote]
LMAO

All taken care of.

TheBrodyMan · 06-12-2004, 03:21 PM

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Originally posted by TomShane@Jun 12 2004, 02:14 PM

Stole my joke, bastard! LOL!

Just call me Robin Williams

06-12-2004, 03:56 PM

aec04 OTC

Green Jets & Ham · 06-12-2004, 03:59 PM

TS, that list for the Giants absolutey reeks :blink:

06-12-2004, 04:03 PM

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Originally posted by Green Jets & Ham@Jun 12 2004, 03:59 PM
TS, that list for the Giants absolutey reeks :blink:

George Young, baby. :blink:

Jetlag · 06-13-2004, 04:53 PM

How has nobody taken this man.

With the STEAL of the draft I'll take

p***y Andy Katzenmoyer...ooh I'm sure did I say p***y I meant Linebacker.

06-12-2004, 12:39 PM	#1
TomShane Edit Status Guest Posts: n/a	With the FIRST pick in the 2004 All-Time worst NFL players draft, Team Hoover selects: Blair Thomas, RB, Jets

06-12-2004, 12:45 PM	#2
The Chad All Pro Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: LI Posts: 2,072	with the 2nd pick the not so amazins take . . . Ryan Leaf

06-12-2004, 12:53 PM	#3
TheBrodyMan Hall Of Fame Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Brooklyn/Austin Posts: 2,712	With the Third Pick, the AIDS Victims select RB-Ki-Jana Carter

06-12-2004, 01:18 PM	#4
JonEJet Hall Of Fame Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Charleston, SC Posts: 11,371	With the 4th pick Team Enima Selects Lawrence Phillips

06-12-2004, 02:03 PM	#5
James Hasty All League Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 4,541	The Bayonne Losers select Tony Mandarich.

06-12-2004, 02:22 PM	#6
YJF Hall Of Fame Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Posts: 11,462	With The 6th pick in The All Time Worst NFL Players Draft "The Failures" select QB-Dan McGwire-Seattle Seahawks This was a tough call, There are so many failures available. QB is the most important position to bust at. So There were many candidates for this spot but McGwire did absolutely nothing in The NFL. A 6'8 240 pound pile of monkey crap. Just the high profile bust, I want to lead "The Failures"

06-12-2004, 02:38 PM	#8
Green Jets & Ham Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 41,588	You can build an entire "Worst Team Ever" with just the NY Jets Day-One Picks ... Offense & Defense Not kidding either ... and this, more than anything, explains 35 Years and waiting

06-12-2004, 02:52 PM	#9
TomShane Edit Status Guest Posts: n/a	If you think the Jets are bad, check out this list of luminaries picked by the boys across town: 1991 Rd Sel# Player Pos. School 1 27 Bunch, Jarrod RB Michigan 2 55 McGhee, Kanavis DE Colorado 3 83 McCaffrey, Ed WR Stanford 1992 Rd Sel# Player Pos. School 1 14 Brown, Derek TE Notre Dame 1 16* Brown, Dave QB Duke 2 41 Sparks, Phillippi CB Arizona State 3 69 Pierce, Aaron TE Washington 1993 Rd Sel# Player Pos. School 2 40 Strahan, Michael DE Texas Southern 3 66 Buckley, Marcus OLB Texas A&M 1994 Rd Sel# Player Pos. School 1 24 Lewis, Thomas WR Indiana 2 47 Randolph, Thomas CB Kansas State 2 59 Sehorn, Jason CB Southern California 3 95 Downs, Gary RB North Carolina State 1995 Rd Sel# Player Pos. School 1 17 Wheatley, Tyrone RB Michigan 2 54 Gragg, Scott T Montana 3 85 Young, Rodney DB Louisiana State 1996 Rd Sel# Player Pos. School 1 5 Jones, Cedric DE Oklahoma 2 34 Toomer, Amani WR Michigan 3 66 Oben, Roman T Louisville 1997 Rd Sel# Player Pos. School 1 7 Hilliard, Ike WR Florida 2 36 Barber, Tiki RB Virginia 3 68 Phillips, Ryan OLB Idaho 3 95 Maynard, Brad P Ball State 1998 Rd Sel# Player Pos. School 1 24 Williams, Shaun SS UCLA 2 55 Jurevicius, Joe WR Penn State 3 70 Alford, Brian WR Purdue 1999 Rd Sel# Player Pos. School 1 19 Petitgout, Luke T Notre Dame 2 49 Montgomery, Joe RB Ohio State 3 79 Campbell, Dan TE Texas A&M 2000 Rd Sel# Player Pos. School 1 11 Dayne, Ron RB Wisconsin 2 42 Griffin, Cornelius DT Alabama 3 73 Dixon, Ron WR Lambuth 2001 Rd Sel# Player Pos. School 1 22 Allen, Will CB Syracuse 3 78 Peterson, William CB Western Illinois 2002 Rd Sel# Player Pos. School 1 14 Shockey, Jeremy TE Miami 2 46 Carter, Tim WR Auburn 3 78 Hatch, Jeff T Pennsylvania 2003 Rd Sel# Player Pos. School 1 25 William Joseph DT Miami 2 56 Osi Umenyiora DE Troy State 3 91 Visanthe Shiancoe TE Morgan State What saved them was that they found some real gems in later rounds. But look at that streak: Bunch, Derek Brown, Dave Brown, Thomas Lewis, Tyrone Wheatley, Cedric Jones. That's miserable.

06-12-2004, 03:01 PM	#10
TomShane Edit Status Guest Posts: n/a	With the Seventh Pick in the All-Time Worst NFL Players draft, Team Douche selects: Vance Joseph, CB, NY JETS

06-12-2004, 03:56 PM	#17
TomShane Edit Status Guest Posts: n/a	aec04 OTC

06-12-2004, 03:59 PM	#18
Green Jets & Ham Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 41,588	TS, that list for the Giants absolutey reeks :blink:

06-13-2004, 04:53 PM	#20
Jetlag M.I.A. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,138	How has nobody taken this man. With the STEAL of the draft I'll take p*y Andy Katzenmoyer...ooh I'm sure did I say p*y I meant Linebacker.