Someone is Going To Be A Dad! I Gave Sperm At Work Today! - Jets Insider.com Forums

WestCoastOffensive · 03-16-2007, 02:12 AM

My company has a large number of lesbians in executive leadership positions. These women are extremely intelligent, and well-trained. They are very successful, yet, for some reason they can't get each other pregnant. :scratch: The CEO said action needed to be taken, to ensure the future of the firm.

So, the boss rounded up all us guys that hate to work, and sent us to a part of the building where they gave us magazines (Penthouse! Awesome!) and small bottles and sent us to our own rooms.

I stole a Penthouse magazine, but I feel great anyway, knowing I will keep this great country working into the future.

jetspride · 03-16-2007, 02:26 AM

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PeteGee77 · 03-16-2007, 06:21 AM

[QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive]My company has a large number of lesbians in executive leadership positions. These women are extremely intelligent, and well-trained. They are very successful, yet, for some reason they can't get each other pregnant. :scratch: The CEO said action needed to be taken, to ensure the future of the firm.

So, the boss rounded up all us guys that hate to work, and sent us to a part of the building where they gave us magazines (Penthouse! Awesome!) and small bottles and sent us to our own rooms.

I stole a Penthouse magazine, but I feel great anyway, knowing I will keep this great country working into the future.[/QUOTE]
:rolleyes: :D

JetChefJR · 03-16-2007, 06:24 AM

Hysterical. :D

Bill Parcells · 03-16-2007, 06:27 AM

WCO..be forwarned..bill parcells(the poster) thats me..will be coming to the mean streets of San Francisco in June with my ''posse'' to watch the Yanks brutalize the Giants. :yes:

Keep your eye out in June. ;)

OH...and good job with the deposit! :D

LIDeadHead · 03-16-2007, 07:13 AM

Short haired, lesbian executives scare the hell out of me. Most of them here where I work (an investment bank in NYC) have large bunts. :eek:

FloridaJet · 03-16-2007, 07:32 AM

[IMG]http://www.warehouse23.com/img/full/PGSGIG109.jpg[/IMG]

What happened to the good old days...... :D

Mainejet · 03-16-2007, 07:37 AM

[QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive]My company has a large number of lesbians in executive leadership positions. These women are extremely intelligent, and well-trained. They are very successful, yet, for some reason they can't get each other pregnant. :scratch: The CEO said action needed to be taken, to ensure the future of the firm.

So, the boss rounded up all us guys that hate to work, and sent us to a part of the building where they gave us magazines (Penthouse! Awesome!) and small bottles and sent us to our own rooms.

I stole a Penthouse magazine, but I feel great anyway, knowing I will keep this great country working into the future.[/QUOTE]

I cannot believe you actually have the nerve to brag (to the general public no less) about jacking off at work......

neckdemon · 03-16-2007, 08:10 AM

[QUOTE=Mainejet]I cannot believe you actually have the nerve to brag (to the general public no less) about jacking off at work......[/QUOTE]

tell me you didn't honestly believe this.........

Timmy® · 03-16-2007, 08:21 AM

[QUOTE=Mainejet]I cannot believe you actually have the nerve to brag (to the general public no less) about jacking off at work......[/QUOTE]

I think its a parody of "I'm going to be a dad" and "I gave blood at work today" threads. Stay alert. WCO has an advanced sense of humor. :yes:

Mainejet · 03-16-2007, 08:40 AM

Who said I didn't know what he was saying? What I said was, and I believe it went over everyones head was, "I cannot believe anyone would brag for any reason about jacking off at work. True or untrue. It's not the sort of thing one dreams about.......

jetswin · 03-16-2007, 08:51 AM

[QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive]My company has a large number of lesbians in executive leadership positions. These women are extremely intelligent, and well-trained. They are very successful, yet, for some reason they can't get each other pregnant. :scratch: The CEO said action needed to be taken, to ensure the future of the firm.

So, the boss rounded up all us guys that hate to work, and sent us to a part of the building where they gave us magazines (Penthouse! Awesome!) and small bottles and sent us to our own rooms.

I stole a Penthouse magazine, but I feel great anyway, knowing I will keep this great country working into the future.[/QUOTE]
lol...

good one, however I'm guessing this plays better to the audience in the 2am slot as opposed to the 9am slot. :cool:

I send this one to everything else

023 · 03-16-2007, 08:57 AM

th8is may be the funniest post ever dumped....that wco's one funny mofo :yes:

PatsFanTX · 03-16-2007, 09:07 AM

[QUOTE=neckdemon]tell me you didn't honestly believe this.........[/QUOTE]

necky, Mainejet is a little slow. ;)

quantum · 03-16-2007, 10:27 AM

this is some funny sh*t. :D

lamont_jordan_rules · 03-16-2007, 10:49 AM

... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!! ...

... i think we must have similar sense's of humor ... i just stopped crying and got up off the floor ... and that was before actually opening up the thread ...

thanks WCO :D

l_j_r

lamont_jordan_rules · 03-16-2007, 10:51 AM

[QUOTE=Mainejet]Who said I didn't know what he was saying? What I said was, and I believe it went over everyones head was, "I cannot believe anyone would brag for any reason about jacking off at work. True or untrue. It's not the sort of thing one dreams about.......[/QUOTE]

... depends on if you can get to double-digits ;) ...

l_j_r

WestCoastOffensive · 03-16-2007, 10:52 AM

What? Dumped for helping lesbians? Spike Lee made BANK for doing that; and I am tossed aside like a Mo Lewis jersey. :mad:

(You guys are awesome. ;) :thumbup: )

[QUOTE=bill parcells]WCO..be forwarned..bill parcells(the poster) thats me..will be coming to the mean streets of San Francisco in June with my ''posse'' to watch the Yanks brutalize the Giants.

Keep your eye out in June.

OH...and good job with the deposit! [/QUOTE]
Big Bill, I am STOKED for your arrival. PacBell or ATT Park...whatever it is, it's a nice park. Great food, etc. I can't wait for June. :yes:

FDRX7 · 03-17-2007, 02:19 AM

Are you a Giants fan WCO?

WestCoastOffensive · 03-17-2007, 02:50 AM

[QUOTE=FDRX7]Are you a Giants fan WCO?[/QUOTE]
Baseball fan first...they are the only game in town, so yeah, I have crossed over. But I was a huge A's fan, before all the steroid stuff. They had quite a rotation there.

It is amazing to see all the Giants fans wave off Bonds' alleged steroid use.

03-16-2007, 02:12 AM	#1
WestCoastOffensive Lying to the Smithsonian Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SF via Strong Island Posts: 26,688	Someone is Going To Be A Dad! I Gave Sperm At Work Today! My company has a large number of lesbians in executive leadership positions. These women are extremely intelligent, and well-trained. They are very successful, yet, for some reason they can't get each other pregnant. :scratch: The CEO said action needed to be taken, to ensure the future of the firm. So, the boss rounded up all us guys that hate to work, and sent us to a part of the building where they gave us magazines (Penthouse! Awesome!) and small bottles and sent us to our own rooms. I stole a Penthouse magazine, but I feel great anyway, knowing I will keep this great country working into the future.

03-16-2007, 02:26 AM	#2
jetspride All Pro Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Passaic Park,holy ground Posts: 1,971	[url]

03-16-2007, 06:21 AM	#3
PeteGee77 All Pro Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Stuck in Buffalo,NY Posts: 2,412	[QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive]My company has a large number of lesbians in executive leadership positions. These women are extremely intelligent, and well-trained. They are very successful, yet, for some reason they can't get each other pregnant. :scratch: The CEO said action needed to be taken, to ensure the future of the firm. So, the boss rounded up all us guys that hate to work, and sent us to a part of the building where they gave us magazines (Penthouse! Awesome!) and small bottles and sent us to our own rooms. I stole a Penthouse magazine, but I feel great anyway, knowing I will keep this great country working into the future.[/QUOTE] :rolleyes: :D

03-16-2007, 06:24 AM	#4
JetChefJR B4 Crew... Learn to Live It, Learn to Love It! All League Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: North Jersey Posts: 2,504	Hysterical. :D

03-16-2007, 06:27 AM	#5
Bill Parcells Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: §omewhere §afe®©™ Posts: 11,171	WCO..be forwarned..bill parcells(the poster) thats me..will be coming to the mean streets of San Francisco in June with my ''posse'' to watch the Yanks brutalize the Giants. :yes: Keep your eye out in June. ;) OH...and good job with the deposit! :D

03-16-2007, 07:13 AM	#6
LIDeadHead is attacking the head. All Pro Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: LI NY Posts: 5,052	Short haired, lesbian executives scare the hell out of me. Most of them here where I work (an investment bank in NYC) have large bunts. :eek:

03-16-2007, 07:32 AM	#7
FloridaJet alive and still kicking All League Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 3,882	[IMG]http://www.warehouse23.com/img/full/PGSGIG109.jpg[/IMG] What happened to the good old days...... :D

03-16-2007, 07:37 AM	#8
Mainejet impatiently waiting for the Jets to win the SB Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 11,899	[QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive]My company has a large number of lesbians in executive leadership positions. These women are extremely intelligent, and well-trained. They are very successful, yet, for some reason they can't get each other pregnant. :scratch: The CEO said action needed to be taken, to ensure the future of the firm. So, the boss rounded up all us guys that hate to work, and sent us to a part of the building where they gave us magazines (Penthouse! Awesome!) and small bottles and sent us to our own rooms. I stole a Penthouse magazine, but I feel great anyway, knowing I will keep this great country working into the future.[/QUOTE] I cannot believe you actually have the nerve to brag (to the general public no less) about jacking off at work......

03-16-2007, 08:10 AM	#9
neckdemon Banned Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 9,055	[QUOTE=Mainejet]I cannot believe you actually have the nerve to brag (to the general public no less) about jacking off at work......[/QUOTE] tell me you didn't honestly believe this.........

03-16-2007, 08:21 AM	#10
Timmy® JI's own Reverend Jim. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Vermont Posts: 23,523	[QUOTE=Mainejet]I cannot believe you actually have the nerve to brag (to the general public no less) about jacking off at work......[/QUOTE] I think its a parody of "I'm going to be a dad" and "I gave blood at work today" threads. Stay alert. WCO has an advanced sense of humor. :yes:

03-16-2007, 08:40 AM	#11
Mainejet impatiently waiting for the Jets to win the SB Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 11,899	Who said I didn't know what he was saying? What I said was, and I believe it went over everyones head was, "I cannot believe anyone would brag for any reason about jacking off at work. True or untrue. It's not the sort of thing one dreams about.......

03-16-2007, 08:51 AM	#12
jetswin stumblin mumblin butt fumblin Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Westchester Co. Posts: 35,469	[QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive]My company has a large number of lesbians in executive leadership positions. These women are extremely intelligent, and well-trained. They are very successful, yet, for some reason they can't get each other pregnant. :scratch: The CEO said action needed to be taken, to ensure the future of the firm. So, the boss rounded up all us guys that hate to work, and sent us to a part of the building where they gave us magazines (Penthouse! Awesome!) and small bottles and sent us to our own rooms. I stole a Penthouse magazine, but I feel great anyway, knowing I will keep this great country working into the future.[/QUOTE] lol... good one, however I'm guessing this plays better to the audience in the 2am slot as opposed to the 9am slot. :cool: I send this one to everything else

03-16-2007, 08:57 AM	#13
023 All League Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 2,946	th8is may be the funniest post ever dumped....that wco's one funny mofo :yes:

03-16-2007, 09:07 AM	#14
PatsFanTX JI Resident Troll Banned Join Date: May 2003 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 52,068	[QUOTE=neckdemon]tell me you didn't honestly believe this.........[/QUOTE] necky, Mainejet is a little slow. ;)

03-16-2007, 10:27 AM	#15
quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 17,905	this is some funny sh*t. :D

03-16-2007, 10:49 AM	#16
lamont_jordan_rules Can't Wait To See Marty Mornhinweg's Offense! Hall of Fame Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Atlanta via NJ Posts: 6,244	... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!! ... ... i think we must have similar sense's of humor ... i just stopped crying and got up off the floor ... and that was before actually opening up the thread ... thanks WCO :D l_j_r

03-16-2007, 10:51 AM	#17
lamont_jordan_rules Can't Wait To See Marty Mornhinweg's Offense! Hall of Fame Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Atlanta via NJ Posts: 6,244	[QUOTE=Mainejet]Who said I didn't know what he was saying? What I said was, and I believe it went over everyones head was, "I cannot believe anyone would brag for any reason about jacking off at work. True or untrue. It's not the sort of thing one dreams about.......[/QUOTE] ... depends on if you can get to double-digits ;) ... l_j_r

03-16-2007, 10:52 AM	#18
WestCoastOffensive Lying to the Smithsonian Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SF via Strong Island Posts: 26,688	What? Dumped for helping lesbians? Spike Lee made BANK for doing that; and I am tossed aside like a Mo Lewis jersey. :mad: (You guys are awesome. ;) :thumbup: ) [QUOTE=bill parcells]WCO..be forwarned..bill parcells(the poster) thats me..will be coming to the mean streets of San Francisco in June with my ''posse'' to watch the Yanks brutalize the Giants. Keep your eye out in June. OH...and good job with the deposit! [/QUOTE] Big Bill, I am STOKED for your arrival. PacBell or ATT Park...whatever it is, it's a nice park. Great food, etc. I can't wait for June. :yes:

03-17-2007, 02:19 AM	#19
FDRX7 All League Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Africa watering hole Posts: 577	Are you a Giants fan WCO?

03-17-2007, 02:50 AM	#20
WestCoastOffensive Lying to the Smithsonian Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SF via Strong Island Posts: 26,688	[QUOTE=FDRX7]Are you a Giants fan WCO?[/QUOTE] Baseball fan first...they are the only game in town, so yeah, I have crossed over. But I was a huge A's fan, before all the steroid stuff. They had quite a rotation there. It is amazing to see all the Giants fans wave off Bonds' alleged steroid use.