The World According to Super Newb

[Bleedin' Green]

Clearly I had a little too much free time on my hands today, and I was given the marvelous suggestion by another poster to put together a best of compilation for JI's most lovable poster. So now I proudly present to you:

[B][SIZE="5"]The World According to Super Newb:[/SIZE][/B]

Super Newb on the Jets Players:
[QUOTE=Super Newb]if each player on the Jets was an animal, what would each one be? i think erik coleman sort of looks like a kitty lol and herm wold be a dog becasue hes always chasing the bus lmao[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Super Newb]nooooo i dont

I think Curtis Martin would be a mule because hes a hard worker and becasue he cant have babies[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Super Newb] ZOMG TIIS he is liek a kangaroo combined with a cheetah with magnets for hands [/QUOTE]
Super Newb on his most painful Jets memory:
[QUOTE=Super Newb]my most painful jets moment was when i was wacthing a game and iwas on my moms tredmill and they scored and i was jumping up and down lol but i was on the treadmill so i fell and hit my head :([/QUOTE]
Super Newb on Ty Law:
[QUOTE=Super Newb] i think ty laws gonna be really good and i hope he picks off brady every time we play them[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Super Newb] i think ty laws gonna pick off byron sandwich TWICE[/QUOTE]
Super Newb on Wayne Chrebet:
[QUOTE=Super Newb] chrebet is like my hero hes like my favorite jet becasue hes small but he still does good and he dosent give up his dreams even though hes old too[/QUOTE]
Super Newb on Tom Brady:
[QUOTE=Super Newb] i hope tom brady trips and hits his face lmao [/QUOTE]
Super Newb on John Abraham:
[QUOTE=Super Newb] thats a real good post u added a lot

abe better sign or im gonna be mad and send an angry letter to his mom[/QUOTE]
Super Newb on Rocky 6:
[QUOTE=Super Newb] OMG LMAO if slyevster stalonne beat up LLL cool j that would be MOST EXCELENT!!!!!!!111 [/QUOTE]
Super Newb on Chad Pennington:
[QUOTE=Super Newb] OMG IF I HAD a chad penninton doll i would never leave its side [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Super Newb] i think his arm is 94.457272568% now [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Super Newb] youve hated him since the begining of 2001? thats DUMB [/QUOTE]
Super Newb on Soup:
[QUOTE=Super Newb] kurt warner didnt have a syndrome lol he had the campbells chunky noodle soup CURSE [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Super Newb] i love soup [/QUOTE]
Super Newb on Jets Insider:
[QUOTE=Super Newb] i know LOLz i love this site it's the best!!!!!!!111[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Super Newb] OMG i was sooooo scared i thought we lost it but now its back and im happy [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Super Newb] omglol theirs like a 100 people in this thraed [/QUOTE]
Super Newb on Herman Edward's clock management:
[QUOTE=Super Newb] i think herm didnt want the fiedl goal wads because he didnt want andy reid to be sad because when hes sad he eats a lot [/QUOTE]
Super Newb on Jonathan Vilma:
[QUOTE=Super Newb] THREE WORDS!!!1:

IF LUO GERRIG WAS A LINEBAKCER [/QUOTE]
Super Newb on the Jets new stadium:
[QUOTE=Super Newb] tHat sUcks bEcause i rEally wAnted tHem iN qUeens [/QUOTE]
Super Newb on the Buffalo Bills:
[QUOTE=Super Newb] LoLz he probalby picked bufffallo because he lieks theyre WINGS!!! [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Super Newb] Jetz - ELEVENTY BILLION
Billz - NEGATIVE 1 [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Super Newb] we should go to sam adasm hosue and EAT HIS CHILDREN [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Super Newb] mAYBE hE'LL (Drew Bledsoe) gET iNTO tHE hALL oF fAME oF gETTING sACKED!!!!!!!!1111111[/QUOTE]
Super Newb on JacktheRipper:
[QUOTE=Super Newb] OhMahGuh IM TELLING yur imagniary financee taht you like derek jeters girlfriedn BETTER LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL [/QUOTE]
Super Newb on new NFL rules:
[QUOTE=Super Newb] i heard theres a new rule that the qb has to chug a beer for every first down [/QUOTE]
Super Newb on Jetman73:
[QUOTE=Super Newb] Jetman73 YOUR PATHETIC BOOOOOOOOOOOO [/QUOTE]
Super Newb on Woody Johnson:
[QUOTE=Super Newb] woody is a SACK OF POOPY [/QUOTE]
Super Newb on Vikings "Sex Boat"
[QUOTE=Super Newb] OMG their all going to hell [/QUOTE]
Super Newb imitating arsenal1189:
[QUOTE=Super Newb] aresnall1198 - i leik lotz of numbres and letters in mY name!!!!! [/QUOTE]
Super Newb on Halloween:
[QUOTE=Super Newb] im gunna dress as a HUGE bar of soap and than run up to poeple and scrub them lol [/QUOTE]
Super Newb on Brooks Bollinger:
[QUOTE=Super Newb] i dun now wear hell be but HELL ALWAYS BE MY HERO!!!!!!!1 [/QUOTE]
Super Newb responding to "Kerry Rhodes > Rodney Harrison"
[QUOTE=Super Newb] kerry rhodes and rondey harrison arent numbers silly! [/QUOTE]
Super Newb writes a limerick:
[QUOTE=Super Newb] there onve was a jet named curtis
in 2005 he hurt his
knee and this was bad
it made me sad
i wish i had 55 dolers [/QUOTE]
Super Newb on Albert Haynesworth:
[QUOTE=Super Newb] id be scared that he would climb out of the tv and step on my face [/QUOTE]
Super Newb on getting rid of the green pants:
[QUOTE=Super Newb] No Wait We Baet The Pats In Green Pnats [/QUOTE]
Super Newb on God:
[QUOTE=Super Newb] yeah god has more improtant things to worry about like the straving african babies [/QUOTE]
Super Newb on the 2007 Season:
[QUOTE=Super Newb] HAY GUYS

I KNOW YOU ALL R SAD N STUF

BUT

DONT GIVE UP
WELL COME BACK AND WIN TEH SUPER BOWL

I <3 U ALL [/QUOTE]
Super Newb on being made a moderator:
[QUOTE=Super Newb] lol make me mode [/QUOTE]
Super Newb on being nice for Christmas:
[QUOTE=Super Newb] yes because jesus would want me to and its for his birthdya [/QUOTE]
Super Newb on "Who's better than Super Newb?"
[QUOTE=Super Newb]lol no1 thats who! [/QUOTE]
Super Newb on Pro Wrestling:
[QUOTE=Super Newb] i cant watch anymore since my mom cauhgt us wrestlnig in are underwere [/QUOTE]
Super Newb on Bill Parcells:
[QUOTE=Super Newb] mayeb the jets will hire him to be there grandpa [/QUOTE]
Super Newb on bad links:
[QUOTE=Super Newb] wut the heck is 404 [/QUOTE]
Super Newb's favorite websites:
[QUOTE=Super Newb]10. nypost.com when i want to read the news and feel smart
9. ebaumswrold has alot of funny stuff
8. google cause i can use it for anything
7. askjeeves cause hes like having a butler
6. wikipedia for doing homewrok
5. imdb for talkin about movies n stuff
4. aintitcool for cool news
3. youtube for the funny videos
2. myspace cause my freinds are their
1. JETSINSDIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/QUOTE]


And there you have it, the world according to the one, the only, the genius of JI... [B][SIZE="6"]Super Newb[/SIZE][/B]

And don't ever forget...
[B][COLOR="Magenta"][SIZE="6"]LoLz i LoVe ThE jEtS[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]

[IM3]

This just proves that:

1) You have no life. ;)
2) SuperNewb is a god :yes:

[WoodyPaige]

Best thread ever!!!!!!!

[Dirtstar]

Super Newb is like a real-life lolcat... on an acid trip.



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[24]

[QUOTE=Bleedin' Green;2384523]Clearly I had a little too much free time on my hands today, and I was given the marvelous suggestion by another poster to put together a best of compilation for JI's most lovable poster. So now I proudly present to you:

[B][SIZE="5"]The World According to Super Newb:[/SIZE][/B]

Super Newb on the Jets Players:



Super Newb on his most painful Jets memory:

Super Newb on Ty Law:


Super Newb on Wayne Chrebet:

Super Newb on Tom Brady:

Super Newb on John Abraham:

Super Newb on Rocky 6:

Super Newb on Chad Pennington:



Super Newb on Soup:


Super Newb on Jets Insider:



Super Newb on Herman Edward's clock management:

Super Newb on Jonathan Vilma:

Super Newb on the Jets new stadium:

Super Newb on the Buffalo Bills:




Super Newb on JacktheRipper:

Super Newb on new NFL rules:

Super Newb on Jetman73:

Super Newb on Woody Johnson:

Super Newb on Vikings "Sex Boat"

Super Newb imitating arsenal1189:

Super Newb on Halloween:

Super Newb on Brooks Bollinger:

Super Newb responding to "Kerry Rhodes > Rodney Harrison"

Super Newb writes a limerick:

Super Newb on Albert Haynesworth:

Super Newb on getting rid of the green pants:

Super Newb on God:

Super Newb on the 2007 Season:

Super Newb on being made a moderator:

Super Newb on being nice for Christmas:

Super Newb on "Who's better than Super Newb?"

Super Newb on Pro Wrestling:

Super Newb on Bill Parcells:

Super Newb on bad links:

Super Newb's favorite websites:



And there you have it, the world according to the one, the only, the genius of JI... [B][SIZE="6"]Super Newb[/SIZE][/B]

And don't ever forget...
[B][COLOR="Magenta"][SIZE="6"]LoLz i LoVe ThE jEtS[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B][/QUOTE]

the animal ones are classic.... They are all great supernewb is my hero;

[Johnny Bravo]

Super Newb does not come around enough.

[24]

[QUOTE=Ikeyman3;2384532]This just proves that:

1) You have no life. ;)
2) SuperNewb is a god :yes:[/QUOTE]

:yes:

Supernewb>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Everybody else at JI and the world.

[24]

[QUOTE=NFL NYJETS;2384883]Super Newb does not come around enough.[/QUOTE]

Thats the beauty of it.. He's mysterious.

[WoodyPaige]

[quote=24;2385039]:yes:

Supernewb>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Everybody else at JI and the world.[/quote]
-realtalk-

[JetsFan2012]

I don't know who Super Newb really is, but he's hilarious

[yisman]

nice job, BG!

[yisman]

[QUOTE=WoodyPaige;2384551]Best thread ever!!!!!!![/QUOTE]

seconded

[QUOTE=24;2385039]:yes:

Supernewb>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Everybody else at JI and the world.[/QUOTE]

-realtalk-

[jetstream23]

Does Super Newb have only 164 posts??? I think Bleedin' grabbed about 25% of them.

LONG LIVE SUPER NEWB!

[RaoulDuke]

Awesome. :D

Why was this thread not left in the Landing Strip??

It had potential.

[Fishooked]

Nice job, BG....awesome..... :clapper: :clapper: :clapper:

[Super Newb]

omg im so honered:)

[Bleedin' Green]

[QUOTE=Super Newb;2387574]omg im so honered:)[/QUOTE]

:pray:

[yisman]

this thread belongs above the spam

[Fishooked]

I just read all of this again and couldn't stop laughing....made my morning...thanks 'Newb! :)

[Bababooey]

[QUOTE=Super Newb;2387574]omg im so honered:)[/QUOTE]

Super Newb, you are my hero!