What JI posters actually look like

[NYSE]

Someone has to put TX's head on that cartoon of the guy smashing his keyboard till his hands and head are a bloody stump

[Dr. Zaius]

Originally Posted by pauliec

Kelly, I'll take your word for it and believe that's you.

But what's with the tiny print at the bottom of that pic? Are you a professional model?

Dude... if you think that's her your a sucker. That is totally advertising photography, and the product is the ring. People don't just have photos like that of themselves. Look at how their is a light halo (for lack of a better term) around the jewelry. Plus, thats not even the same girl from the other 2 photos.

The fine print is likely ad copy.

[JetsFan2012]

Originally Posted by Integrity28

Dude... if you think that's her your a sucker. That is totally advertising photography, and the product is the ring. People don't just have photos like that of themselves. Look at how their is a light halo (for lack of a better term) around the jewelry. Plus, thats not even the same girl from the other 2 photos.

The fine print is likely ad copy.

That's what I was getting at, but I was trying to be nice about it.

[kelly]

Originally Posted by pauliec

Kelly, I'll take your word for it and believe that's you.

But what's with the tiny print at the bottom of that pic? Are you a professional model?

i did do some modeling. that photo was part of my portfolio.

[jetswinbaby!]

Pics of Kelly =

[kelly]

Originally Posted by Pac2566

care to share the story of what brought you to laying face down on a rotting tree giving the seductive eyes pose?

$ $ $



( that photo is from one of my modeling shoots ).

[Fishooked]

Originally Posted by kelly

i did do some modeling. that photo was part of my portfolio.

If you ever fly here to the States to see a Jets game in person, and you do look like that, you will leave a sea of collapsed green & white bodies in your wake

[iahawkeyejet]

Originally Posted by kelly

i did do some modeling. that photo was part of my portfolio.

how old are you? just curious because you look way younger than I thought you'd be. I bet your right around my age...23-24?

[NYSE]

Originally Posted by Fishooked

If you ever fly here to the States to see a Jets game in person, and you do look like that, you will leave a sea of collapsed green & white bodies in your wake

probably not....

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by iahawkeyejet

how old are you? just curious because you look way younger than I thought you'd be. I bet your right around my age...23-24?

Just curious...yeah, that's the ticket...just curious.

[NYSE]

I have a feeling we can merge this thread soon with the one about the worst pickup lines

[iahawkeyejet]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Just curious...yeah, that's the ticket...just curious.

JEEZ! You're gonna blow my cover

[JetStream]

Originally Posted by iahawkeyejet

JEEZ! You're gonna blow my cover

Somthin tells me she's not gonna be in Iowa any time soon

[32green]

Originally Posted by Fishooked

If you ever fly here to the States to see a Jets game in person, and you do look like that, you will leave a sea of collapsed green & white bodies in your wake

What, do you write for hallmark?

I'm getting my burger at Jackson Hole before she collapses your green and white body, see?

[iahawkeyejet]

Originally Posted by JetStream

Somthin tells me she's not gonna be in Iowa any time soon

Hey you never know....we do have 2 airports in this entire state. Maybe she wants a good ear of corn.

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by iahawkeyejet

JEEZ! You're gonna blow my cover

Hahahaha. You're right, sorry. Kelly, I was just joshin' about the lad. Oh, and did you know we call him "Mr. 11 1/2"? Just sayin'. (Aside: Did I do that right?)

[iahawkeyejet]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Hahahaha. You're right, sorry. Kelly, I was just joshin' about the lad. Oh, and did you know we call him "Mr. 11 1/2"? Just sayin'. (Aside: Did I do that right?)

If you're ever in Iowa I'll pick up the bar tab.

[JetStream]

Originally Posted by iahawkeyejet

Maybe she wants a good ear of corn.

Add that to the pickup lines.....

[Cack89]

if you believe that is really "Kelly" you guys are suckers, the 3 pics look totally different and one of them is a modeling or commercial photos.

I've seen this Kelly poster on other Jets message boards and its def not that blonde girl.

With that being said even if she is real, Id still pick JB any day of the week, shes much better looking and shes italian and shes got that Italian girl attitude.

JB is the real deal haha.

[iahawkeyejet]

Originally Posted by JetStream

Add that to the pickup lines.....

So you're saying, me walking up to a girl at the bar and dropping "hey baby ever had a good ear of corn?'' would not get me a wink and tickle. Well there goes saturday night.