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Old 04-30-2008, 10:57 AM   #121
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Occasionally I'm Helen, a 42 year-old. single. insurance agency receptionist who enjoys a nice chardonnay and Michael Bolton CDs. Hey, it a real stress-reducer, don't knock it.
Does Helen allow Nostril Broaching?

I'm all over that, then.

BTW, I agree with Borgo that BensBigAngel7 is a fictitious Pennsylvanian sent to torment him

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Old 04-30-2008, 10:59 AM   #122
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This thread kind of makes me want to write my own JI manifesto of sorts, satirical in nature of course, but nonetheless just as bitter and reactionary.

But I'm way too lazy to do that.
Most people start typing and by the time they get to the 2nd paragraph they say "WTF am I doing"?

I think he was having a bad week. I hope he gets a chance to come back.
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Old 04-30-2008, 11:00 AM   #123
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Does Helen allow Nostril Broaching?

I'm all over that, then.
Helen is a LADY. Too much of a lady for the likes of you!
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Old 04-30-2008, 11:01 AM   #124
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Ear puddling?
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Old 04-30-2008, 11:03 AM   #125
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Most people start typing and by the time they get to the 2nd paragraph they say "WTF am I doing"?

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lol, I think we've all been there.
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Old 04-30-2008, 11:03 AM   #126
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Old 04-30-2008, 11:03 AM   #127
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Helen is a LADY. Too much of a lady for the likes of you!
What were the odds that this thread would become so meaningful?
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Old 04-30-2008, 11:04 AM   #128
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hey did you hang out at our apartment WCO? Monopoly tournaments too...I would try and go to sleep but all I could see was the board
RISK! That was the game! Guys would pile on the "weak one"; tears would flow as friendships were put aside for World Domination...

"What are you guys doing? All I have are some armies in Kamchatka! Pick on him, look at what he's building...please...don't...that means I have to wait 2 days for the NEXT GAME! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..."


See ya, wouldn't want to be ya...
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Old 04-30-2008, 11:05 AM   #129
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Ear puddling?
Thats it pervboy. I just contacted my Attorney General.
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Old 04-30-2008, 11:07 AM   #130
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RISK! That was the game! Guys would pile on the "weak one"; tears would flow as friendships were put aside for World Domination...

"What are you guys doing? All I have are some armies in Kamchatka! Pick on him, look at what he's building...please...don't...that means I have to wait 2 days for the NEXT GAME! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..."


See ya, wouldn't want to be ya...
Yahtzee too... and we used to play a card game called **** your neighbor for days on end
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Old 04-30-2008, 11:08 AM   #131
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I think Borgo has a point about these fake usernames. I sometimes think some of the posters here are really actors rehearsing for a part.

For example, I believe RJF is really Richard Simmons researching his part in the upcoming auto biographical docu-drama entitled "Gay x2"



ANd sometimes I think that Ikey is really dustin diamond rehearsing for his role in the new adult orientated Internets 2.0 version of Saved By the Bell

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Old 04-30-2008, 11:12 AM   #132
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For example, I believe RJF is really Richard Simmons researching his part in the upcoming auto biographical docu-drama entitled "Gay x2"
And they call me an instigator?
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Old 04-30-2008, 11:12 AM   #133
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Old 04-30-2008, 11:13 AM   #134
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I truly hope everyone doesn't feel that way, this was over the top imho.
If he dies... He dies.

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Old 04-30-2008, 11:13 AM   #135
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And they call me an instigator?
That is not what "THEY" are calling you.
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Old 04-30-2008, 11:14 AM   #136
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This should go down as one of the greatest posts of all time, btw. Very well crafted. You can tell this was a draft in Microsoft Word before being posted. I like it.
Did JB post pics of her feet or her new BMW?

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Old 04-30-2008, 11:15 AM   #137
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Thats reminds me, I've gotta get my garage door fixed.
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Old 04-30-2008, 11:15 AM   #138
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Old 04-30-2008, 11:17 AM   #139
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That is not what "THEY" are calling you.
no, THEY call FF2 "CandyButt"
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Old 04-30-2008, 11:17 AM   #140
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Please unban Borgoguy, this charade has gone on long enough. It's time for me to come clean.

I am JetsBabe.

I'm sorry.
No, but there is someone who lurks occassionally called "ericamyemma" who I think is.

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