I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus Thread

[FF2®]

Originally Posted by Dirtstar

no, THEY call FF2 "CandyButt"

FF2®

[jetswin]

Originally Posted by EY

If he dies... He dies.

[FF2®]

Hey guys, I'm looking to replace a 11 year old air conditioner: R22 or 410A?

Discuss.

[Johnny Bravo]

Originally Posted by EY

Bro's before Ho's?

[HBJet]

Originally Posted by FF2®

Hey guys, I'm looking to replace a 11 year old air conditioner: R22 or 410A?

Discuss.

Like Clem in the Firesign Theater classic, I don't want the job, but I guess it's up to me to pull back the curtain and reveal the hypocricy of JI: Like so many fictional posters before "her"--Kelly, CM28, BensAngel, BabaBooey, to name a few--JetsBabe is not a real poster. Yes, the photo of the dark haired female with cartoonish nostrils is real, but who knows who she really is? My guess is that she's an acquaintance of one of the mods, someone from an internet site or Sooth's intern. Either way, she's a complete fabrication. Why? First, they would have you believe that any real female would call herself "JetsBabe". Why not JetsKont or JizzLKR for cissakes. Obviously, Sooth or some mod made up this guy-oriented name. Ever notice that Larry David--a comedy writer--is in Sooth's avatar?

Second, they want us to accept that a girl--yes, a girl of 17--miraculously found JI in 2005 and now has nearly 11,000 posts. Right, just like the 15 year-old kid/banned poster that was going into the army. Now she's what, 20? 21? No one is ever quite sure are they? Also, you ever notice that she pops in and out of the site sporadically? Must be all the studying at college in Florida and now the job/internship/whatever. Take yesterday as an example in the "Miley Cyrus" thread: Out of nowhere Quantum (probably another stooge in the scam. How does it feel to sell out, douche?) changes the word "corny" in my post to "horny". I then ask Quantum how he did it and, lo and behold, Ches chimes in that he just fudged it and that you must be a mod to actually change text. (More on Ches/Chicken S**t later.) Next thing you know, "JetsBabe"-unprovoked--starts in by posting altered quotes, supposedly by me, like "I love the cock" and "I'm gay", to name two. So, I play along knowing full well that it's Ches/F-Face or some other mod trying to get me to flipout and react back angrily so they can ban me.

Look at how they set it up: "JetsBabe" uses the word "cock", dildo, anal, calls me gay and not a peep from the mods. Why? Because it has all been staged. (Remember when the other fraud Bababooey posted a photo of a pinhead giving the finger to me or Dirtstar and the mods let it slide?) They wanted me to respond angrily to "JetsBabe" with something like "Your c**t's got more rank more than a five star general". Or, "Bigfoot's nut sack laughs at your facial hair". But I was too smart for them and didn't take the bait. How fast would I have been banned if I retorted with "Your nostrils look like they just got f**ked by Johnny Wadd"? I would be the one to look bad lambasting a female. An imaginary one at that. That's not my style. You guys know that.

Next, look at how all threads with an imposter end: the mods jump in, there are requisite denials and indignation at the allegations that they might be behind it, and then they lock or dump it. Again, why? So that we stop nosing around (sorry person in the "JetsBabe" pix) and uncover the masquerade. Remember when the whole Green Jets&Ham using "Boro" debacle? "Mr. High & Mighty" Ham gets nabbed, can't handle that he's been caught in a lie, feigns outrage, then gets Sooth and the other mods to cover for him while all us posters are left out to dry.. Real class. Same thing happened yesterday with the "JetsBabe" incident. When it got too hot, Jetswin (another "tool" in the machine)dumped the thread after saying he didn't want to go back and read the various posts and thought "JetsBabe" was joking. This is the same humorless tight ass that chastises me any chance he gets over really minor stuff. But these personal attacks he lets go. Right.. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that your job, clown? If you weren't moderating that thread, who was? Maybe that was Ches' assignment. Or should I call him "JetsBabe", "BabaBooey", et. al? Seems like everytime these situations occur, that candy ass is around. Hmmmm. Busted, freak. You don't like me? Fine. But don't hide behind some fake come receptacle. Tell me to my face.

All Sooth and the rest of you mods had to say was that you didn't want me on your site. Period. You guy's don't like my humor, I post too many YouTube vids, whatever. It's cool, I'll go. No problem. But why make it a personal attack on me. Although I can be sarcastic , it is never with malice--unlike yesterday's garbage. Most of the time I use words that only doctors or Ph.Ds would understand. You guys made it mean spirited, and that just doesn't fly with me. I want to digest this further, but I am inclined to contact the Attorney General's Office in my state to see if any of those personal attacks levied by Ches, Sooth, Jetswin or any of the other mods pretending to be "JetsBabe" are actionable. They are certainly defamatory and borderline discrimatory.

To paraphrase Richard Nixon, "you won't have Borgoguy to kick around anymore."

[FF2®]

Originally Posted by EY

Bro's before Ho's?

Well, see, on one hand you are claiming to be the Ho, so this gets wiked convoluted. Like those time travel movies.

[SAR I]

The title of my upcoming blog's first entry is:

"How Come No Dogs Are Ever Dying During Draft Week?"



SAR I

[FF2®]

Oooohhhhhhh.

HBJet is playing with my mind.......man.

[Jordy]

Originally Posted by FF2®

Most people start typing and by the time they get to the 2nd paragraph they say "WTF am I doing"?

I think he was having a bad week. I hope he gets a chance to come back.

One of your more accurate posts, I must say.

I've spoken with Borgo in the past and he really is a good guy. It was painful for me to read that opening post. I have to believe there is something going on in his life that caused his reaction. I truly believe that in a day or so, after everything sinks in, he will find a way to express his remorse and apologize to the parties concerned. At that point, I would hope that he is reinstated. I certainly do not feel that a permaban is warranted for what was surely a momentary loss of constraint that went awry.

[HBJet]

Originally Posted by FF2®

Oooohhhhhhh.

HBJet is playing with my mind.......man.

In some states that is a felonious accusation.

[FF2®]

Originally Posted by HBJet

In some states that is a felonious accusation.

Cross-thread chickanery is a federal offense.

[JetsFan2012]

Originally Posted by Jordy

One of your more accurate posts, I must say.

I've spoken with Borgo in the past and he really is a good guy. It was painful for me to read that opening post. I have to believe there is something going on in his life that caused his reaction. I truly believe that in a day or so, after everything sinks in, he will find a way to express his remorse and apologize to the parties concerned. At that point, I would hope that he is reinstated. I certainly do not feel that a permaban is warranted for what was surely a momentary loss of constraint that went awry.

He seemed like a cool guy, I kinda feel bad for him.

[HBJet]

Originally Posted by FF2®

Cross-thread chickanery is a federal offense.

I was paying attention . . . you should be flattered.

[FF2®]

Originally Posted by HBJet

I was paying attention . . . you should be flattered.

Look..that approach may work for you and Roger Clemens on 15 year olds....

(seriously, do you like me?)

[32green]

Originally Posted by Jordy

One of your more accurate posts, I must say.

I've spoken with Borgo in the past and he really is a good guy. It was painful for me to read that opening post. I have to believe there is something going on in his life that caused his reaction. I truly believe that in a day or so, after everything sinks in, he will find a way to express his remorse and apologize to the parties concerned. At that point, I would hope that he is reinstated. I certainly do not feel that a permaban is warranted for what was surely a momentary loss of constraint that went awry.

+1.

I have to believe this was all an enormous mis-understanding.

Plus, I cant wait to see him and Jetsbabey discuss even the most mundane of topics from hereon in.

The tension should be delish, and excellent voyeurism.

[HBJet]

Originally Posted by FF2®

(seriously, do you like me?)

You're Jewish, you're old, you're funny and you can spell.

What's not to like?

[chesapeakejet]

Originally Posted by pauliec

He seemed like a cool guy, I kinda feel bad for him.

I liked him too, but then he just flipped out?!?!?

[LSJF]

Originally Posted by SAR I

The title of my upcoming blog's first entry is:

"How Come No Dogs Are Ever Dying During Draft Week?"



SAR I

Man o Manischevtiz...Talk about stirring it up...

[EY]

Originally Posted by FF2®

Well, see, on one hand you are claiming to be the Ho, so this gets wiked convoluted. Like those time travel movies.

Maybe I should talk to Herschel Walker about this.

[deadringer]

man...threads like this make me wish i was on this site more often...