I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus Thread

[chirorob]

Originally Posted by Jets Voice of Reason

The Ear?

Ehhh, like it matters. It's all pink in the middle.

[chesapeakejet]

Originally Posted by Jets Voice of Reason

The Ear?

cleft chin with leftover pizza grease?

[chirorob]

Originally Posted by chesapeakejet

cleft chin with leftover pizza grease?

technically, that isn't a hole.

[TheMikeIsHot]

Originally Posted by chirorob

What in the name of all that is holy do you have for lubrication in your ear? That, my friend, is a serious wax issue.

oh come on, Rob. That's what Castrol Synthetic is for.

[chirorob]

Originally Posted by TheMikeIsHot

oh come on, Rob. That's what Castrol Synthetic is for.

Now that is an argument that has no fault. I stand corrected sir!!

Maybe if I tried that way I would stop knocking up my wife.

[Jets Voice of Reason]

Originally Posted by chirorob

Now that is an argument that has no fault. I stand corrected sir!!

Maybe if I tried that way I would stop knocking up my wife.

coitus interruptus. The cheapest alternative

It actually surprises me how many people actually think that's a good idea.

[Dirtstar]

Originally Posted by chesapeakejet

cleft chin with leftover pizza grease?

no, no, no... it's the eye-socked, silly!!

[BleedGnW]

Originally Posted by chirorob

Chad Pennington completes 3 passes in a row. On 4th and 4 the Jets punted.

I Love Chad, as a competitor, and he seems like a nice person, not a typical jock. It's too bad his arm was torn apart.

Wait, wasn't Boring guy commiting suicide or something in the thread? And what's with the nostril love? There is a perfectly good safe sex orifice just inches away from the nostrils. It's even pre-lubricated.

How the hell did THIS thread turn into a Chad thread?

[chirorob]

Originally Posted by BLEEDgreenN'white

How the hell did THIS thread turn into a Chad thread?

Did you read the last 6 posts? We left Chad, and went on to places on a woman's head area to have sex, when it is quite obvious that no woman would ever allow anything even close to those areas.

I don't really know about the whole nostril thing, I got tired of reading.

[Jets Voice of Reason]

Originally Posted by Dirtstar

no, no, no... it's the eye-socked, silly!!

[quantum]

Originally Posted by Limolady

This is true. Throw in a couple of circus midgets & a donkey, we've got game.

You still giving those charity lap dances? And is the donkey extra? LMK ASAP!

[The Crusher]

Originally Posted by chirorob

What in the name of all that is holy do you have for lubrication in your ear? That, my friend, is a serious wax issue.

Your a Chiropractor, ever hear of cerumen.

[vicious89x]

Stoma's are hot.

[chesapeakejet]

Originally Posted by Dirtstar

no, no, no... it's the eye-socked, silly!!

There was this lady with a glass eye............

[quantum]

I miss Borgo already!

[chesapeakejet]

Originally Posted by quantum

I miss Borgo already!

douche.







j/k!!

[quantum]

Originally Posted by chesapeakejet

douche.







j/k!!

rofl - nice!

[chirorob]

Originally Posted by The Crusher

Your a Chiropractor, ever hear of cerumen.

Actually, I'm an insurance salesman who pretends to be a heart surgery guy, who pretends to be a 20 year old female, who I then make fun of and say doesn't exist, but if she did exist I would love to "Empty my nuts in her" (whenever I hear that expression, I think of someone whose "emptying" would fill a teaspoon).

I...... may...... or may not........ have other......... identities..........

[Dirtstar]

Originally Posted by chirorob

Actually, I'm an insurance salesman who pretends to be a heart surgery guy, who pretends to be a 20 year old female, who I then make fun of and say doesn't exist, but if she did exist I would love to "Empty my nuts in her" (whenever I hear that expression, I think of someone whose "emptying" would fill a teaspoon).

I...... may...... or may not........ have other......... identities..........

wait a second... you're Swedish, aren't ya?

[Limolady]

Originally Posted by quantum

You still giving those charity lap dances? And is the donkey extra? LMK ASAP!

You have to check with the circus midgets, it's their donkey.

As for the Pat Tillman Foundation, I'm still willing 2 do the charity lap dances but how sad it was actually a 5 second highlight of the 2007 tailgating season. Well, that and the handful of diehard Jet fans that still showed up to party before the games even though we were mathematically out of it by week seven. OK, now I'm depressed just thinking about that.

Anyway, bye-bye what's your name poster & thanks for the the exit speech that spiraled into a 28 page thread. Everybody loves a slow, painful, on line death.

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