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Old 12-18-2008, 01:24 AM   #1
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your teenager, let's call 'em

"chrysler", has decided that they do not like what you have served them
for dinner. "Chrysler" is insisting on a McDonald's Big Mac, over what you have served.

1) Do you give in, and give them the Big Mac?

2) Do you let them stew in there room with no dinner?

They will still receive their allowance, regardless of your choice.
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Old 12-18-2008, 07:53 AM   #2
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[QUOTE=Woody's Mockingbird;2918228]"chrysler", has decided that they do not like what you have served them
for dinner. "Chrysler" is insisting on a McDonald's Big Mac, over what you have served.

1) Do you give in, and give them the Big Mac?

2) Do you let them stew in there room with no dinner?

They will still receive their allowance, regardless of your choice.[/QUOTE]

Neither. You take a little off the plate of 600 billion Big Macs you just handed over to the financial a**holes and give it to teenage Chrysler.
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Old 12-18-2008, 09:45 AM   #3
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What if "chrysler" was the diabetic,artery hardened pervert who lived down the street?
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Old 12-18-2008, 11:18 AM   #4
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[QUOTE=chicadeel;2918407]What if "chrysler" was the diabetic,artery hardened pervert who lived down the street?[/QUOTE]

You yell at him after you've removed your mouth from the crotch of the "finacial" scabies infested lepers...
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Old 12-18-2008, 11:28 AM   #5
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The teenager will aruge that the BigMac is the only food that will enable him to survive through the night.

Now what..
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Old 12-18-2008, 11:39 AM   #6
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[QUOTE=PlumberKhan;2918541]You yell at him after you've removed your mouth from the crotch of the "finacial" scabies infested lepers...[/QUOTE]


Done

Come fly with me, lets fly, lets fly awa..........

......er........

You better drive and make sure it's your new shiny hybrid.

Now

Give him something that's healthy(money) and patrol the neighborhood(car czar).


or


Let him go belly up.
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Old 12-18-2008, 12:05 PM   #7
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[QUOTE=chicadeel;2918571]Done

Come fly with me, lets fly, lets fly awa..........

......er........

You better drive and make sure it's your new shiny hybrid.

Now

Give him something that's healthy(money) and patrol the neighborhood(car czar).


or


Let him go belly up.[/QUOTE]

Hm. Or maybe the car czar can catch a ride in the AIG guys carry-on luggage on their next flight to beg for more money or when they go to a new spa retreat...
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