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82nd Airborne · 08-27-2009, 10:00 AM

Every single day I hear my neighbor's moaning! These sounds are loud and creepy that they make neighborhood dogs bark like crazy during their love-making session. I am pretty sure this falls under "public disturbance"... but I don't want to call the cops complaining about the situation, so I have decided to wear earplugs around the house (so far so good).

Big L · 08-27-2009, 10:08 AM

This thread is useless without pics of your neighbor.

NYJCAP2 · 08-27-2009, 10:24 AM

Better yet, record the sounds and play them in here.

Timmy® · 08-27-2009, 10:28 AM

[QUOTE=82nd Airborne;3226148]Every single day I hear my neighbor's moaning! These sounds are loud and creepy that they make neighborhood dogs bark like crazy during their love-making session. I am pretty sure this falls under "public disturbance"... but I don't want to call the cops complaining about the situation, so I have decided to wear earplugs around the house (so far so good).[/QUOTE]

I hate to say it, but earplugs is something a grandmother would do. I suspect they are making noise because they want you to go over there and join in.
Just go over. At first they'll pretend to be upset, but that's part of the game. Be persistent.

Borgoguy · 08-27-2009, 10:28 AM

[QUOTE=Big L;3226161]This thread is useless without pics of your neighbor.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=NYJCAP2;3226180]Better yet, record the sounds and play them in here.[/QUOTE]

I want this done and posted here before end of the day, Airborne.

LIDeadHead · 08-27-2009, 10:33 AM

You'll get some serious street cred if you record it and upload it here.

crazyeffinjetsfan · 08-27-2009, 10:35 AM

[QUOTE=82nd Airborne;3226148]Every single day I hear my neighbor's moaning! These sounds are loud and creepy that they make neighborhood dogs bark like crazy during their love-making session. I am pretty sure this falls under "public disturbance"... but I don't want to call the cops complaining about the situation, so I have decided to wear earplugs around the house (so far so good).[/QUOTE]

Jealous?

Borgoguy · 08-27-2009, 10:41 AM

[QUOTE=Timmy®;3226190]I hate to say it, but earplugs is something a grandmother would do. I suspect they are making noise because they want you to go over there and join in.
[B]Just go over. At first they'll pretend to be upset, but that's part of the game. Be persistent.[/QUOTE][/B]

Go the whole nine yards with "the game" by walking over with a shotgun and black, electrical tape. Maybe a cookie tray, too.

Jets Things · 08-27-2009, 10:46 AM

Do you live in an apartment building? If so, knock on their door and say "The sound of you two f*cking is bothering me so please keep it down." If they persist, press your stereo speakers against your shared wall and blast Pantera until they come knocking.

RaoulDuke · 08-27-2009, 10:50 AM

Are we talking "Grapes stomp" moan, "Backdoor Trap" moan, or "Borgo Gonzo Sex" moan?

jetswin · 08-27-2009, 10:51 AM

sorry.

dassin · 08-27-2009, 10:52 AM

Record it and play it back to them full volume...

chesapeakejet · 08-27-2009, 10:55 AM

You can always fap one out and moan right back at'em! :D

acepepe · 08-27-2009, 10:55 AM

[QUOTE=82nd Airborne;3226148]Every single day I hear my neighbor's moaning! These sounds are loud and creepy that they make neighborhood dogs bark like crazy during their love-making session. I am pretty sure this falls under "public disturbance"... but I don't want to call the cops complaining about the situation, so I have decided to wear earplugs around the house (so far so good).[/QUOTE]

Move out of the barrack's

AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite · 08-27-2009, 10:55 AM

You wouldn't be complaining if you had a girl and were having competitive 'we can be louder' competitions...

Jets Things · 08-27-2009, 11:00 AM

[QUOTE=acepepe;3226265]Move out of the barrack's[/QUOTE]

ftw

RaoulDuke · 08-27-2009, 11:01 AM

[QUOTE=acepepe;3226265]Move out of the barrack's[/QUOTE]
lol

:rimshot:

PlumberKhan · 08-27-2009, 11:03 AM

Airborne:
[IMG]http://grumpy-people.com/gallery/Andy-Rooney.jpg[/IMG]
Bah! My neighbors screw too loud!
Bah! Kids these days!
Bah! I wish it was 1955 again!

jetswin · 08-27-2009, 11:09 AM

[QUOTE=acepepe;3226265]Move out of the barrack's[/QUOTE]
chicken dinner!

RaoulDuke · 08-27-2009, 11:13 AM

I'm starting to think 82nd Airborne must be related to SBIII in some way.

wacky thread, then dissapear.

08-27-2009, 10:00 AM	#1
82nd Airborne Fugk transnational corporates! Banned Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,768	I am tired of my neighbor's loud moaning Every single day I hear my neighbor's moaning! These sounds are loud and creepy that they make neighborhood dogs bark like crazy during their love-making session. I am pretty sure this falls under "public disturbance"... but I don't want to call the cops complaining about the situation, so I have decided to wear earplugs around the house (so far so good). Last edited by 82nd Airborne; 08-27-2009 at 10:03 AM.

08-27-2009, 10:08 AM	#2
Big L Plus six thousand posts Veteran Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It's all relative Posts: 1,066	This thread is useless without pics of your neighbor.

08-27-2009, 10:24 AM	#3
NYJCAP2 All League Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Boston Posts: 3,817	Better yet, record the sounds and play them in here.

08-27-2009, 10:28 AM	#4
Timmy® JI's own Reverend Jim. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Vermont Posts: 23,523	[QUOTE=82nd Airborne;3226148]Every single day I hear my neighbor's moaning! These sounds are loud and creepy that they make neighborhood dogs bark like crazy during their love-making session. I am pretty sure this falls under "public disturbance"... but I don't want to call the cops complaining about the situation, so I have decided to wear earplugs around the house (so far so good).[/QUOTE] I hate to say it, but earplugs is something a grandmother would do. I suspect they are making noise because they want you to go over there and join in. Just go over. At first they'll pretend to be upset, but that's part of the game. Be persistent.

08-27-2009, 10:28 AM	#5
Borgoguy Not one image until my posts are restored. Veteran Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,444	[QUOTE=Big L;3226161]This thread is useless without pics of your neighbor.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=NYJCAP2;3226180]Better yet, record the sounds and play them in here.[/QUOTE] I want this done and posted here before end of the day, Airborne.

08-27-2009, 10:33 AM	#6
LIDeadHead is attacking the head. All Pro Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: LI NY Posts: 5,052	You'll get some serious street cred if you record it and upload it here.

08-27-2009, 10:35 AM	#7
crazyeffinjetsfan feels like his head is in a popcorn machine. All League Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Middlesex County, NJ Posts: 3,305	[QUOTE=82nd Airborne;3226148]Every single day I hear my neighbor's moaning! These sounds are loud and creepy that they make neighborhood dogs bark like crazy during their love-making session. I am pretty sure this falls under "public disturbance"... but I don't want to call the cops complaining about the situation, so I have decided to wear earplugs around the house (so far so good).[/QUOTE] Jealous?

08-27-2009, 10:41 AM	#8
Borgoguy Not one image until my posts are restored. Veteran Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,444	[QUOTE=Timmy®;3226190]I hate to say it, but earplugs is something a grandmother would do. I suspect they are making noise because they want you to go over there and join in. [B]Just go over. At first they'll pretend to be upset, but that's part of the game. Be persistent.[/QUOTE][/B] Go the whole nine yards with "the game" by walking over with a shotgun and black, electrical tape. Maybe a cookie tray, too.

08-27-2009, 10:46 AM	#9
Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,426	Do you live in an apartment building? If so, knock on their door and say "The sound of you two f*cking is bothering me so please keep it down." If they persist, press your stereo speakers against your shared wall and blast Pantera until they come knocking.

08-27-2009, 10:50 AM	#10
RaoulDuke Son of Ham Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Paris, France Posts: 11,873	Are we talking "Grapes stomp" moan, "Backdoor Trap" moan, or "Borgo Gonzo Sex" moan?

08-27-2009, 10:51 AM	#11
jetswin stumblin mumblin butt fumblin Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Westchester Co. Posts: 35,469	sorry.

08-27-2009, 10:52 AM	#12
dassin All League Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 3,001	Record it and play it back to them full volume...

08-27-2009, 10:55 AM	#13
chesapeakejet is a geek who loves football boardgames. Schluberator & Gadfly ® Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Virginia Posts: 24,503	You can always fap one out and moan right back at'em! :D

08-27-2009, 10:55 AM	#14
acepepe All League Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 3,431	[QUOTE=82nd Airborne;3226148]Every single day I hear my neighbor's moaning! These sounds are loud and creepy that they make neighborhood dogs bark like crazy during their love-making session. I am pretty sure this falls under "public disturbance"... but I don't want to call the cops complaining about the situation, so I have decided to wear earplugs around the house (so far so good).[/QUOTE] Move out of the barrack's

08-27-2009, 10:55 AM	#15
AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite is all out of fuCks to give... All Pro Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 7,454	You wouldn't be complaining if you had a girl and were having competitive 'we can be louder' competitions...

08-27-2009, 11:00 AM	#16
Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,426	[QUOTE=acepepe;3226265]Move out of the barrack's[/QUOTE] ftw

08-27-2009, 11:01 AM	#17
RaoulDuke Son of Ham Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Paris, France Posts: 11,873	[QUOTE=acepepe;3226265]Move out of the barrack's[/QUOTE] lol :rimshot:

08-27-2009, 11:03 AM	#18
PlumberKhan BRACE YOURSELVES FOR 12... Hall Of Fame Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Van down by the river Posts: 21,029	Airborne: [IMG]http://grumpy-people.com/gallery/Andy-Rooney.jpg[/IMG] Bah! My neighbors screw too loud! Bah! Kids these days! Bah! I wish it was 1955 again!

08-27-2009, 11:09 AM	#19
jetswin stumblin mumblin butt fumblin Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Westchester Co. Posts: 35,469	[QUOTE=acepepe;3226265]Move out of the barrack's[/QUOTE] chicken dinner!

08-27-2009, 11:13 AM	#20
RaoulDuke Son of Ham Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Paris, France Posts: 11,873	I'm starting to think 82nd Airborne must be related to SBIII in some way. wacky thread, then dissapear.