Couple Christens Dallas Cowboys Stadium's New Bathroom Stalls - Page 3 - Jets Insider.com Forums

SMC · 10-01-2009, 02:13 PM

[QUOTE=RaoulDuke;3284036]I would've gone doggie style.

- Limited contact with floor
- Better view
- Don't need to smile :eek: ;)[/QUOTE]

I would have gone doggie style standing up, without worrying about any microbes or germs or contact with the floor.

Idiot Texans go missionary style.

chesapeakejet · 10-01-2009, 02:25 PM

[QUOTE=SMC;3284455]I would have gone doggie style standing up, without worrying about any microbes or germs or contact with the floor.

Idiot Texans go missionary style.[/QUOTE]

Prolly b/c it was an auto flush toilet and her swaying titz would cause it to keep going off?!?!

Jes sayin.........

RaoulDuke · 10-01-2009, 03:02 PM

[QUOTE=chesapeakejet;3284475]Prolly b/c it was an auto flush toilet and her swaying titz would cause it to keep going off?!?!

Jes sayin.........[/QUOTE]
Maybe she was passed out drunk. :dunno:

jetstream23 · 10-01-2009, 03:21 PM

The comments to the article on that site are HILARIOUS!

[QUOTE]But did he hit the video screen?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]I heard he was f*cking Alvin Harper.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]Guess she had the under.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]Actually, that's Wade Phillips' office.[/QUOTE]

Borgoguy · 10-01-2009, 03:30 PM

[QUOTE=SMC;3284455][B]I would have gone doggie style standing up, without worrying about any microbes or germs or contact with the floor.[/B]

Idiot Texans go missionary style.[/QUOTE]

If the guy had any sense, he would have ordered a Chinese hanging basket weeks earlier and brought it with him to the Stadium. I'm sure there's a drop ceiling in that bathroom, which would have given access to the building's joists, and provided ample support for the rhythmic swaying necessary for successful coupling utilizing this sexual appliance.

Jetsound · 10-01-2009, 03:30 PM

....and then the Giants did the same thing to the Cowboys.

SUJets1988 · 10-01-2009, 05:42 PM

[QUOTE=32green;3284396]Lol Plumber, that must have taken like.... a gallon of lube to get in, well done.

:D[/QUOTE]

HAHAHA

Thatta boy, 32. Haven't laughed that hard from a JI post since 'Nam.

:D

Mike D · 10-01-2009, 06:06 PM

[QUOTE=BigBensAngel7;3284025]i have done it in an office before[/QUOTE]

Pictures?

10-01-2009, 02:13 PM	#41
SMC Day-to-day Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: NYC Posts: 22,032	[QUOTE=RaoulDuke;3284036]I would've gone doggie style. - Limited contact with floor - Better view - Don't need to smile :eek: ;)[/QUOTE] I would have gone doggie style standing up, without worrying about any microbes or germs or contact with the floor. Idiot Texans go missionary style.

10-01-2009, 02:25 PM	#42
chesapeakejet is a geek who loves football boardgames. Schluberator & Gadfly ® Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Virginia Posts: 24,503	[QUOTE=SMC;3284455]I would have gone doggie style standing up, without worrying about any microbes or germs or contact with the floor. Idiot Texans go missionary style.[/QUOTE] Prolly b/c it was an auto flush toilet and her swaying titz would cause it to keep going off?!?! Jes sayin.........

10-01-2009, 03:02 PM	#43
RaoulDuke Son of Ham Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Paris, France Posts: 11,870	[QUOTE=chesapeakejet;3284475]Prolly b/c it was an auto flush toilet and her swaying titz would cause it to keep going off?!?! Jes sayin.........[/QUOTE] Maybe she was passed out drunk. :dunno:

10-01-2009, 03:21 PM	#44
jetstream23 recovering from turf toe Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Phoenix, AZ (New Jets Stadium Section 246) Posts: 31,602	The comments to the article on that site are HILARIOUS! [QUOTE]But did he hit the video screen?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]I heard he was f*cking Alvin Harper.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Guess she had the under.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Actually, that's Wade Phillips' office.[/QUOTE]

10-01-2009, 03:30 PM	#45
Borgoguy Not one image until my posts are restored. Veteran Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,391	[QUOTE=SMC;3284455][B]I would have gone doggie style standing up, without worrying about any microbes or germs or contact with the floor.[/B] Idiot Texans go missionary style.[/QUOTE] If the guy had any sense, he would have ordered a Chinese hanging basket weeks earlier and brought it with him to the Stadium. I'm sure there's a drop ceiling in that bathroom, which would have given access to the building's joists, and provided ample support for the rhythmic swaying necessary for successful coupling utilizing this sexual appliance.

10-01-2009, 03:30 PM	#46
Jetsound thinks Tebow sucks and the Jets are a side-show. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Bayville & Sec334 Posts: 2,099	....and then the Giants did the same thing to the Cowboys.

10-01-2009, 05:42 PM	#47
SUJets1988 Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: NYC Posts: 5,842	[QUOTE=32green;3284396]Lol Plumber, that must have taken like.... a gallon of lube to get in, well done. :D[/QUOTE] HAHAHA Thatta boy, 32. Haven't laughed that hard from a JI post since 'Nam. :D

10-01-2009, 06:06 PM	#48
Mike D 2-14 here we come!! And I couldn't be happier about it!! All Pro Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Sunrise, FL Posts: 9,914	[QUOTE=BigBensAngel7;3284025]i have done it in an office before[/QUOTE] Pictures?