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32green · 08-24-2010, 09:46 AM

Who takes them.

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Beerfish · 08-24-2010, 09:57 AM

The prime suspect:

[URL="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fxiw4Y1Wwsk/Sv1fyBfKI4I/AAAAAAAAAwQ/1dOe2vP2HwU/s400/edward+scissorhand.jpg"]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fxiw4Y1Wwsk/Sv1fyBfKI4I/AAAAAAAAAwQ/1dOe2vP2HwU/s400/edward+scissorhand.jpg[/URL]

Timmy® · 08-24-2010, 10:01 AM

[QUOTE=32green;3696527]Who takes them.

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spend five seconds furiously messing up the utility drawer your wife organized, and when you don't find the scissors , do a sloppy cutting job with a wire cutter or a butter knife.

it's the Hampur way

Jets Things · 08-24-2010, 10:01 AM

Scissor me timbers, Xerxes!!

[IMG]http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk318/cheezerbc/scissor.gif[/IMG]

32green · 08-24-2010, 10:06 AM

[QUOTE=Timmy®;3696557]spend five seconds furiously messing up the utility drawer your wife organized, and when you don't find the scissors , do a sloppy cutting job with a wire cutter or a butter knife.

it's the Hampur way[/QUOTE]

10 pairs a year in Staples, at least, the multi-packs with the red/blue handles.

Thin air. With all the pens.

I found a fabric cutting one.

Oh, and why are my tools I couldnt find in the utility drawer?

They dont go there. I dont care if I did leave them on the counter.

That means I needed them on the counter.

YOu dont decide where they go.

I do.

Dirtstar · 08-24-2010, 10:07 AM

[QUOTE=Jets Things;3696559]Scissor me timbers, Xerxes!!

[IMG]http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk318/cheezerbc/scissor.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]

i don't really know what i'm looking at here.

but whatever it is, i can't look away.

mesmerizing.

Timmy® · 08-24-2010, 10:11 AM

[QUOTE=32green;3696572]10 pairs a year in Staples, at least, the multi-packs with the red/blue handles.

Thin air. With all the pens.

I found a fabric cutting one.

Oh, and why are my tools I couldnt find in the utility drawer?

They dont go there. I dont care if I did leave them on the counter.

That means I needed them on the counter.

YOu dont decide where they go.

I do.[/QUOTE]

with me it's guitar picks.

had twenty lime green picks yesterday, now I can't fine one.

jetswin · 08-24-2010, 10:12 AM

[QUOTE=32green;3696572]10 pairs a year in Staples, at least, the multi-packs with the red/blue handles.

Thin air. With all the pens.

I found a fabric cutting one.

Oh, and why are my tools I couldnt find in the utility drawer?

They dont go there. I dont care if I did leave them on the counter.

That means I needed them on the counter.

YOu dont decide where they go.

I do.[/QUOTE]
the pens damnit the pens!

btw, check for the chicken scissor with the knives if you are in a jam

32green · 08-24-2010, 10:17 AM

[QUOTE=Timmy®;3696586]with me it's guitar picks.

had twenty lime green picks yesterday, now I can't fine one.[/QUOTE]

Lmao...found the picks, the tuner pipe, the string winder...if she could stuff my Guild in there, she would.:mad:

[QUOTE=jetswin;3696592]the pens damnit the pens!

btw, check for the chicken scissor with the knives if you are in a jam[/QUOTE]

Lmao, did just that.

And is anything more precious than the wife's sarcastic roll of the eyes when you walk in with the 100 count box of black bics...

Tough noogies, beeatch, then leave me some pens and scissors. I'm putting pens EVERYWHERE!!!!

Carlton · 08-24-2010, 10:21 AM

I don't understand married life.

Jets Things · 08-24-2010, 10:24 AM

[QUOTE=Polidore22;3696608]I don't understand married life.[/QUOTE]

"I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability."

[IMG]http://www.fun.co.at/Kinovorschau/As_good_as_it_gets/p3.jpg[/IMG]

Congrats. You're married.

Timmy® · 08-24-2010, 10:47 AM

[QUOTE=32green;3696605]Lmao...found the picks, the tuner pipe, the string winder...if she could stuff my Guild in there, she would.:mad:

[/QUOTE]

our utility drawer is freakishly long. even if you are careful, putting your hands in the back results in messing up the highly organized drawer. prompting a response like "This drawer looks like you threw an M-80 in it!"

Carlton · 08-24-2010, 10:49 AM

[QUOTE=Jets Things;3696615]"I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability."

[IMG]http://www.fun.co.at/Kinovorschau/As_good_as_it_gets/p3.jpg[/IMG]

Congrats. You're married.[/QUOTE]

Ok this is a start.

JStokes · 08-24-2010, 11:02 AM

32- this has been going on for generations.

I can still recall when I was a child my mother asking accusitorily a least twice a week--"Who took my good scissors?"

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JetsFan2012 · 08-24-2010, 11:05 AM

[QUOTE=Timmy®;3696642]our utility drawer is freakishly long. even if you are careful, putting your hands in the back results in messing up the highly organized drawer. prompting a response like "This drawer looks like you threw an M-80 in it!"[/QUOTE]

The worst is when you upset the tiniest, most benign-looking thing, usually a 12-inch ruler, and you think you put it right back where you found it. You close the drawer with ease, but then when it's closed the ruler pops up slightly and it's impossible the open the drawer again.

Carlton · 08-24-2010, 11:06 AM

32 loves arts and crafts.

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JStokes · 08-24-2010, 11:06 AM

[QUOTE=pauliec;3696664]The worst is when you upset the tiniest, most benign-looking thing, usually a 12-inch ruler, and you think you put it right back where you found it. You close the drawer with ease, but then when it's closed the ruler pops up slightly and it's impossible the open the drawer again.[/QUOTE]

I have that in a kitchen drawer. A big soup laddle get's stuck all the time.

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Jets Things · 08-24-2010, 11:09 AM

[QUOTE=JStokes;3696671]I have that in a kitchen drawer. A big soup laddle get's stuck all the time.

_[/QUOTE]

I gave up on that and now keep all larger utensils in a holder next to the stove. Easier access. The bad thing is, they're now in sight and the wife tries to sneak the wooden spoons into the dishwasher. :eek:

JStokes · 08-24-2010, 11:13 AM

[QUOTE=Jets Things;3696675]I gave up on that and now keep all larger utensils in a holder next to the stove. Easier access. The bad thing is, they're now in sight and the wife tries to sneak the wooden spoons into the dishwasher. :eek:[/QUOTE]

My wife never allowed the beautiful italian ceramic utensil holder on the counter. :(

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RaoulDuke · 08-24-2010, 11:14 AM

[QUOTE=Jets Things;3696675]I gave up on that and now keep all larger utensils in a holder next to the stove. Easier access. The bad thing is, they're now in sight and the wife tries to sneak the wooden spoons into the dishwasher. :eek:[/QUOTE]

[SIZE="1"]Your vagina is showing.[/SIZE]

08-24-2010, 09:46 AM	#1
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	All the scissors. Who takes them. _

08-24-2010, 09:57 AM	#2
Beerfish Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 19,083	The prime suspect: [URL="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fxiw4Y1Wwsk/Sv1fyBfKI4I/AAAAAAAAAwQ/1dOe2vP2HwU/s400/edward+scissorhand.jpg"]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fxiw4Y1Wwsk/Sv1fyBfKI4I/AAAAAAAAAwQ/1dOe2vP2HwU/s400/edward+scissorhand.jpg[/URL]

08-24-2010, 10:01 AM	#3
Timmy® JI's own Reverend Jim. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Vermont Posts: 23,508	[QUOTE=32green;3696527]Who takes them. _[/QUOTE] spend five seconds furiously messing up the utility drawer your wife organized, and when you don't find the scissors , do a sloppy cutting job with a wire cutter or a butter knife. it's the Hampur way

08-24-2010, 10:01 AM	#4
Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,418	Scissor me timbers, Xerxes!! [IMG]http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk318/cheezerbc/scissor.gif[/IMG]

08-24-2010, 10:06 AM	#5
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	[QUOTE=Timmy®;3696557]spend five seconds furiously messing up the utility drawer your wife organized, and when you don't find the scissors , do a sloppy cutting job with a wire cutter or a butter knife. it's the Hampur way[/QUOTE] 10 pairs a year in Staples, at least, the multi-packs with the red/blue handles. Thin air. With all the pens. I found a fabric cutting one. Oh, and why are my tools I couldnt find in the utility drawer? They dont go there. I dont care if I did leave them on the counter. That means I needed them on the counter. YOu dont decide where they go. I do.

08-24-2010, 10:07 AM	#6
Dirtstar Snubbed a man just to watch him cry. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 15,792	[QUOTE=Jets Things;3696559]Scissor me timbers, Xerxes!! [IMG]http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk318/cheezerbc/scissor.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] i don't really know what i'm looking at here. but whatever it is, i can't look away. mesmerizing.

08-24-2010, 10:11 AM	#7
Timmy® JI's own Reverend Jim. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Vermont Posts: 23,508	[QUOTE=32green;3696572]10 pairs a year in Staples, at least, the multi-packs with the red/blue handles. Thin air. With all the pens. I found a fabric cutting one. Oh, and why are my tools I couldnt find in the utility drawer? They dont go there. I dont care if I did leave them on the counter. That means I needed them on the counter. YOu dont decide where they go. I do.[/QUOTE] with me it's guitar picks. had twenty lime green picks yesterday, now I can't fine one.

08-24-2010, 10:12 AM	#8
jetswin stumblin mumblin butt fumblin Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Westchester Co. Posts: 35,465	[QUOTE=32green;3696572]10 pairs a year in Staples, at least, the multi-packs with the red/blue handles. Thin air. With all the pens. I found a fabric cutting one. Oh, and why are my tools I couldnt find in the utility drawer? They dont go there. I dont care if I did leave them on the counter. That means I needed them on the counter. YOu dont decide where they go. I do.[/QUOTE] the pens damnit the pens! btw, check for the chicken scissor with the knives if you are in a jam

08-24-2010, 10:17 AM	#9
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	[QUOTE=Timmy®;3696586]with me it's guitar picks. had twenty lime green picks yesterday, now I can't fine one.[/QUOTE] Lmao...found the picks, the tuner pipe, the string winder...if she could stuff my Guild in there, she would.:mad: [QUOTE=jetswin;3696592]the pens damnit the pens! btw, check for the chicken scissor with the knives if you are in a jam[/QUOTE] Lmao, did just that. And is anything more precious than the wife's sarcastic roll of the eyes when you walk in with the 100 count box of black bics... Tough noogies, beeatch, then leave me some pens and scissors. I'm putting pens EVERYWHERE!!!!

08-24-2010, 10:21 AM	#10
Carlton Teh jobless idle spawn of wealth guy. All Pro Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,380	I don't understand married life.

08-24-2010, 10:24 AM	#11
Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,418	[QUOTE=Polidore22;3696608]I don't understand married life.[/QUOTE] "I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability." [IMG]http://www.fun.co.at/Kinovorschau/As_good_as_it_gets/p3.jpg[/IMG] Congrats. You're married.

08-24-2010, 10:47 AM	#12
Timmy® JI's own Reverend Jim. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Vermont Posts: 23,508	[QUOTE=32green;3696605]Lmao...found the picks, the tuner pipe, the string winder...if she could stuff my Guild in there, she would.:mad: [/QUOTE] our utility drawer is freakishly long. even if you are careful, putting your hands in the back results in messing up the highly organized drawer. prompting a response like "This drawer looks like you threw an M-80 in it!"

08-24-2010, 10:49 AM	#13
Carlton Teh jobless idle spawn of wealth guy. All Pro Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,380	[QUOTE=Jets Things;3696615]"I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability." [IMG]http://www.fun.co.at/Kinovorschau/As_good_as_it_gets/p3.jpg[/IMG] Congrats. You're married.[/QUOTE] Ok this is a start.

08-24-2010, 11:02 AM	#14
JStokes Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bergen County, NJ Posts: 20,126	32- this has been going on for generations. I can still recall when I was a child my mother asking accusitorily a least twice a week--"Who took my good scissors?" _

08-24-2010, 11:05 AM	#15
JetsFan2012 Waterboy Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 0	[QUOTE=Timmy®;3696642]our utility drawer is freakishly long. even if you are careful, putting your hands in the back results in messing up the highly organized drawer. prompting a response like "This drawer looks like you threw an M-80 in it!"[/QUOTE] The worst is when you upset the tiniest, most benign-looking thing, usually a 12-inch ruler, and you think you put it right back where you found it. You close the drawer with ease, but then when it's closed the ruler pops up slightly and it's impossible the open the drawer again.

08-24-2010, 11:06 AM	#16
Carlton Teh jobless idle spawn of wealth guy. All Pro Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,380	32 loves arts and crafts. _

08-24-2010, 11:09 AM	#18
Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,418	[QUOTE=JStokes;3696671]I have that in a kitchen drawer. A big soup laddle get's stuck all the time. _[/QUOTE] I gave up on that and now keep all larger utensils in a holder next to the stove. Easier access. The bad thing is, they're now in sight and the wife tries to sneak the wooden spoons into the dishwasher. :eek:

08-24-2010, 11:13 AM	#19
JStokes Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bergen County, NJ Posts: 20,126	[QUOTE=Jets Things;3696675]I gave up on that and now keep all larger utensils in a holder next to the stove. Easier access. The bad thing is, they're now in sight and the wife tries to sneak the wooden spoons into the dishwasher. :eek:[/QUOTE] My wife never allowed the beautiful italian ceramic utensil holder on the counter. :( _

08-24-2010, 11:14 AM	#20
RaoulDuke Son of Ham Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Paris, France Posts: 11,872	[QUOTE=Jets Things;3696675]I gave up on that and now keep all larger utensils in a holder next to the stove. Easier access. The bad thing is, they're now in sight and the wife tries to sneak the wooden spoons into the dishwasher. :eek:[/QUOTE] [SIZE="1"]Your vagina is showing.[/SIZE]