Hey Lexus...your 'December to Remember' event is over! - Jets Insider.com Forums

Fishooked · 01-02-2011, 08:04 PM

[SIZE="7"]ITS FUGGIN JANUARY!! STFU ALREADY![/SIZE]

[I]"Let's be honest....no one ever asked for a small Christmas present..."[/I]

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Jets Things · 01-02-2011, 08:31 PM

And I'm fairly certain Hyundai is actively trying to lose customers with their murder-suicide inducing "Jingle Bells" commercials non-stop.

Ruby2 · 01-02-2011, 08:32 PM

I am so seriously going to kill all Lexus and Hyundai executives.

I was so happy when it was Christmas because that meant those god awful Lexus and Hyundai commercials would end right?

To my disappointment, they kept going, but I thought, "well they will just milk it new years and then it will end".

So New Years comes and goes and we still have these retarded ass commercials. FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU is right.

TheMikeIsHot · 01-02-2011, 11:13 PM

At least they didn't use that stupid "Holiday oh Holiday... the best one of the year" song. Jesus Christ on a bike. If I hear that song again I just might snap.

Seriously, how many companies used that in their ad campaigns? How could they possibly think it's effective if EVERYONE ELSE is using it?

Warfish · 01-02-2011, 11:29 PM

[QUOTE=Jets Things;3890904]And I'm fairly certain Hyundai is actively trying to lose customers with their murder-suicide inducing "Jingle Bells" commercials non-stop.[/QUOTE]

The girl is cute, at least.

BLEED JET GREEN · 01-02-2011, 11:31 PM

[QUOTE=Warfish;3891325]The girl is cute, at least.[/QUOTE]

Yeah she is...I just stare at her the whole time...

WestCoastOffensive · 01-03-2011, 02:26 AM

Toyota had a funny one where everyone is having a reunion on the showroom floor.

"RazorFace! We are getting the band back together - are you in?"

"He's not in"

heh heh heh...wives hate music.

Fishooked · 01-03-2011, 04:08 AM

[QUOTE=Warfish;3891325]The girl is cute, at least.[/QUOTE]

Ha ha, yeah definitely want to bang her though :D

Fishooked · 01-03-2011, 04:09 AM

[QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;3891549]Toyota had a funny one where everyone is having a reunion on the showroom floor.

"RazorFace! We are getting the band back together - are you in?"

"He's not in"

heh heh heh...wives hate music.[/QUOTE]

Smarmy biotches lol

Jet_Engine1 · 01-03-2011, 07:24 AM

I want to break the fingers of all of those morons in the Volkswagon commercials.

JVilma · 01-03-2011, 07:35 AM

[QUOTE=Jet_Engine1;3891581]I want to break the fingers of all of those morons in the Volkswagon commercials.[/QUOTE]

But then they won't be able to sign and drive.

Sorry. I meant sign THEN drive. Because if you sign AND drive you could cause an acc...oh never mind.

32green · 01-03-2011, 07:36 AM

[QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;3891549]"RazorFace! We are getting the band back together - are you in?"

"He's not in"

[/QUOTE]

I think more than one of us had the warm humiliating flush of sad recognition wash over their mugs watching that scene!

Right?

I mean that crap happens to dudes alot.

lol

right?

:eek:

:ontome:

:(

-

Jetworks · 01-03-2011, 07:40 AM

[QUOTE=Fishooked;3890776][SIZE="7"]ITS FUGGIN JANUARY!! STFU ALREADY![/SIZE]

[I]"Let's be honest....no one ever asked for a small Christmas present..."[/I]

[IMG]http://media.corrado-club.ca/albums/Misc-Stuff/FFFFUUUUUU.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

+ 1,000,000

:yepper:

And they really did run that Vampire Weekend song into the ground. Such a waste...:cool:

Fishooked · 01-03-2011, 07:43 AM

[QUOTE=32green;3891591]I think more than one of us had the warm humiliating flush of sad recognition wash over their mugs watching that scene!

Right?

I mean that crap happens to dudes alot.

lol

right?

:eek:

:ontome:

:(

-[/QUOTE]

Quietly inside every red blooded male wished that guy would smack that ***** down. Had to be some ad exec with breasts that came up with that one <guffaw guffaw>

Fishooked · 01-03-2011, 07:44 AM

[QUOTE=Jet_Engine1;3891581]I want to break the fingers of all of those morons in the Volkswagon commercials.[/QUOTE]

I want to smash in the faces of every doosh who drives a VW Jetta like its a Porsche too

Fishooked · 01-03-2011, 08:39 AM

Also -

How the eff are these people getting the car INSIDE THE HOUSE please?! :rolleyes:

thebigragu · 01-03-2011, 08:51 AM

I like it

Roger Vick · 01-03-2011, 08:52 AM

Hopefully, December is over in the Hampur too.

This place has totally sucked the past couple of weeks.

jetswin · 01-03-2011, 08:53 AM

[QUOTE=Warfish;3891325]The girl is cute, at least.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BLEED JET GREEN;3891331]Yeah she is...I just stare at her the whole time...[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Fishooked;3891555]Ha ha, yeah definitely want to bang her though :D[/QUOTE]
what?

wtf

[B]WTF! :eek:[/B]

...if i hear the Holiday oh holiday song from Honda one more time I'm going to start running people over.

Fishooked · 01-03-2011, 08:57 AM

[QUOTE=Roger Vick;3891651]Hopefully, December is over in the Hampur too.

This place has totally sucked the past couple of weeks.[/QUOTE]

Stop wasting good material on the Pfail Strip then ;)

01-02-2011, 08:04 PM	#1
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,714	Hey Lexus...your 'December to Remember' event is over! [SIZE="7"]ITS FUGGIN JANUARY!! STFU ALREADY![/SIZE] [I]"Let's be honest....no one ever asked for a small Christmas present..."[/I] [IMG]http://media.corrado-club.ca/albums/Misc-Stuff/FFFFUUUUUU.png[/IMG]

01-03-2011, 07:36 AM	#12
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	[QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;3891549]"RazorFace! We are getting the band back together - are you in?" "He's not in" [/QUOTE] I think more than one of us had the warm humiliating flush of sad recognition wash over their mugs watching that scene! Right? I mean that crap happens to dudes alot. lol right? :eek: :ontome: :( - Last edited by 32green; 01-03-2011 at 07:39 AM.

01-02-2011, 08:31 PM	#2
Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,415	And I'm fairly certain Hyundai is actively trying to lose customers with their murder-suicide inducing "Jingle Bells" commercials non-stop.

01-02-2011, 08:32 PM	#3
Ruby2 Patron and Grapefruit Juice Bitchess!!! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Jerseystrong Posts: 17,025	I am so seriously going to kill all Lexus and Hyundai executives. I was so happy when it was Christmas because that meant those god awful Lexus and Hyundai commercials would end right? To my disappointment, they kept going, but I thought, "well they will just milk it new years and then it will end". So New Years comes and goes and we still have these retarded ass commercials. FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU is right.

01-02-2011, 11:13 PM	#4
TheMikeIsHot All Pro Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 7,043	At least they didn't use that stupid "Holiday oh Holiday... the best one of the year" song. Jesus Christ on a bike. If I hear that song again I just might snap. Seriously, how many companies used that in their ad campaigns? How could they possibly think it's effective if EVERYONE ELSE is using it?

01-02-2011, 11:29 PM	#5
Warfish JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 35,000	[QUOTE=Jets Things;3890904]And I'm fairly certain Hyundai is actively trying to lose customers with their murder-suicide inducing "Jingle Bells" commercials non-stop.[/QUOTE] The girl is cute, at least.

01-02-2011, 11:31 PM	#6
BLEED JET GREEN blending and balancing pain and comfort deep within you. Rookie Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 816	[QUOTE=Warfish;3891325]The girl is cute, at least.[/QUOTE] Yeah she is...I just stare at her the whole time...

01-03-2011, 02:26 AM	#7
WestCoastOffensive Lying to the Smithsonian Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SF via Strong Island Posts: 26,652	Toyota had a funny one where everyone is having a reunion on the showroom floor. "RazorFace! We are getting the band back together - are you in?" "He's not in" heh heh heh...wives hate music.

01-03-2011, 04:08 AM	#8
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,714	[QUOTE=Warfish;3891325]The girl is cute, at least.[/QUOTE] Ha ha, yeah definitely want to bang her though :D

01-03-2011, 04:09 AM	#9
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,714	[QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;3891549]Toyota had a funny one where everyone is having a reunion on the showroom floor. "RazorFace! We are getting the band back together - are you in?" "He's not in" heh heh heh...wives hate music.[/QUOTE] Smarmy biotches lol

01-03-2011, 07:24 AM	#10
Jet_Engine1 Stictly an observer. All League Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: West Palm Beach, FL Posts: 3,855	I want to break the fingers of all of those morons in the Volkswagon commercials.

01-03-2011, 07:35 AM	#11
JVilma Orange Whip? Undrafted Free Agent Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 199	[QUOTE=Jet_Engine1;3891581]I want to break the fingers of all of those morons in the Volkswagon commercials.[/QUOTE] But then they won't be able to sign and drive. Sorry. I meant sign THEN drive. Because if you sign AND drive you could cause an acc...oh never mind.

01-03-2011, 07:40 AM	#13
Jetworks murse in training Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Staten Island Posts: 7,454	[QUOTE=Fishooked;3890776][SIZE="7"]ITS FUGGIN JANUARY!! STFU ALREADY![/SIZE] [I]"Let's be honest....no one ever asked for a small Christmas present..."[/I] [IMG]http://media.corrado-club.ca/albums/Misc-Stuff/FFFFUUUUUU.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] + 1,000,000 :yepper: And they really did run that Vampire Weekend song into the ground. Such a waste...:cool:

01-03-2011, 07:43 AM	#14
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,714	[QUOTE=32green;3891591]I think more than one of us had the warm humiliating flush of sad recognition wash over their mugs watching that scene! Right? I mean that crap happens to dudes alot. lol right? :eek: :ontome: :( -[/QUOTE] Quietly inside every red blooded male wished that guy would smack that ***** down. Had to be some ad exec with breasts that came up with that one <guffaw guffaw>

01-03-2011, 07:44 AM	#15
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,714	[QUOTE=Jet_Engine1;3891581]I want to break the fingers of all of those morons in the Volkswagon commercials.[/QUOTE] I want to smash in the faces of every doosh who drives a VW Jetta like its a Porsche too

01-03-2011, 08:39 AM	#16
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,714	Also - How the eff are these people getting the car INSIDE THE HOUSE please?! :rolleyes:

01-03-2011, 08:51 AM	#17
thebigragu Downright Brilliant All Pro Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Staten Island Posts: 7,828	I like it

01-03-2011, 08:52 AM	#18
Roger Vick Banned Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 9,533	Hopefully, December is over in the Hampur too. This place has totally sucked the past couple of weeks.

01-03-2011, 08:53 AM	#19
jetswin stumblin mumblin butt fumblin Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Westchester Co. Posts: 35,464	[QUOTE=Warfish;3891325]The girl is cute, at least.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=BLEED JET GREEN;3891331]Yeah she is...I just stare at her the whole time...[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Fishooked;3891555]Ha ha, yeah definitely want to bang her though :D[/QUOTE] what? wtf [B]WTF! :eek:[/B] ...if i hear the Holiday oh holiday song from Honda one more time I'm going to start running people over.

01-03-2011, 08:57 AM	#20
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,714	[QUOTE=Roger Vick;3891651]Hopefully, December is over in the Hampur too. This place has totally sucked the past couple of weeks.[/QUOTE] Stop wasting good material on the Pfail Strip then ;)