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Jets Things · 02-15-2011, 05:55 PM

[QUOTE=Borgoguy;3960028]Thankfully, no. That's a job for my tongue.[/QUOTE]

Is your tongue like shark skin? Otherwise that ain't coming off.

Borgoguy · 02-15-2011, 05:55 PM

[QUOTE=Jets Things;3960029]Is your tongue like shark skin? Otherwise that ain't coming off.[/QUOTE]

I can try.

Jets Things · 02-15-2011, 05:58 PM

[QUOTE=Borgoguy;3960031]I can try.[/QUOTE]

I'd expect only your best efforts in this under(carriage)taking, good sir.

Fishooked · 02-15-2011, 06:40 PM

[QUOTE=JStokes;3959296]I don't have the energy to look right now, but wasn't somebody on the Pfail Strip busting your balls for something or other over the weekend?

Whomever it was, they were being a total doosh. If you tell me what thread it was, I'll go back in and admonish them with extreme prejudice, maybe taunt them a second time.

_[/QUOTE]

I beleive that was 82nd in Frenchy's skateboard spitting douchebag thread....

Jetworks · 02-15-2011, 06:56 PM

[QUOTE=Fishooked;3960061]I beleive that was 82nd in Frenchy's skateboard spitting douchebag thread....[/QUOTE]

I forgot about that, but you jarred my memory. It was actually 82nd's Cesarean thread, but he since said it was misdirected.:cool:

JStokes · 02-15-2011, 07:22 PM

[QUOTE=Jetworks;3960068]I forgot about that, but you jarred my memory. It was actually 82nd's Cesarean thread, but he since said it was misdirected.:cool:[/QUOTE]

That's what it was!!

You internet bully you.

_

sdJETSetter · 02-27-2011, 06:12 PM

UPDATE: :(

SO its been real lusty for a few weeks, and i havent had to wear any panties to reach that level, but i fear i know the source of my wife's sexual fire that has sparked recently like a wildfire.

Impregnation.

She wants it, and i only understood it after she blurted out something which pretty much relates to "let one off in there".

I fear this is her way of sticking it to me. I have watched our 2 kids since they were born (2 & 3 now), and i was just sensing small, VERY small flashes of freedom, and now it looks like i may have to serve another multi year sentence.

Oh Christ. She is in there pouring wine.

jetstream23 · 02-27-2011, 06:13 PM

[QUOTE=sdJETSetter;3968113]UPDATE: :(

SO its been real lusty for a few weeks, and i havent had to wear any panties to reach that level, but i fear i know the source of my wife's sexual fire that has sparked recently like a wildfire.

Impregnation.

She wants it, and i only understood it after she blurted out something which pretty much relates to "let one off in there".

I fear this is her way of sticking it to me. I have watched our 2 kids since they were born (2 & 3 now), and i was just sensing small, VERY small flashes of freedom, and now it looks like i may have to serve another multi year sentence.

Oh Christ. She is in there pouring wine.[/QUOTE]

My advice - start faking your orgasms.

PlumberKhan · 02-27-2011, 06:26 PM

[QUOTE=sdJETSetter;3968113]Oh Christ. She is in there pouring wine.[/QUOTE]

LMFAO!!!!!!

32green · 02-27-2011, 06:30 PM

[QUOTE=jetstream23;3968114]My advice - start faking your orgasms.[/QUOTE]

Or at the crucial moment, withdraw... then frog hop up to deliver an tasty unexpected facial.

"where's your wine now, beaaaaaaaaaaatch!"

That sort of thing, while checking your Iphone.

:dunno:

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jetstream23 · 02-27-2011, 06:36 PM

[QUOTE=32green;3968128]Or at the crucial moment, withdraw... then frog hop up to deliver an tasty unexpected facial.

"where's your wine now, beaaaaaaaaaaatch!"

That sort of thing, while checking your Iphone.

:dunno:

-[/QUOTE]

They got an app for that?

PlumberKhan · 02-27-2011, 06:39 PM

[QUOTE=jetstream23;3968132]They got an app for that?[/QUOTE]

A trajectory app....so you can avoid the frog hop. :yes:

32green · 02-27-2011, 06:40 PM

[QUOTE=jetstream23;3968132]They got an app for that?[/QUOTE]

3B4me

Baby Batter Buster.

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sdJETSetter · 02-27-2011, 07:02 PM

I cant deny her, or she drops the Asian sad eye on me. It always works. I guess im out.

See ya guys in a few years. Go jets in '11 and beyond!

:(

Big L · 02-28-2011, 08:50 AM

Jeezuz, you already have the Irish twins, and now you're going for more?

Time to seek some professional help.

In the meantime, absolutely no baby batter up in there!

Carlton · 02-28-2011, 08:59 AM

[QUOTE=PlumberKhan;3968124]LMFAO!!!!!![/QUOTE]

+1 :yes: :yes:

McKnight25 · 02-28-2011, 09:00 AM

I would never fit into my wife's underwear.

02-15-2011, 05:55 PM	#81
Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,470	[QUOTE=Borgoguy;3960028]Thankfully, no. That's a job for my tongue.[/QUOTE] Is your tongue like shark skin? Otherwise that ain't coming off.

02-15-2011, 05:55 PM	#82
Borgoguy On a mission to educate and enthrall. Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,569	[QUOTE=Jets Things;3960029]Is your tongue like shark skin? Otherwise that ain't coming off.[/QUOTE] I can try.

02-15-2011, 05:58 PM	#83
Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,470	[QUOTE=Borgoguy;3960031]I can try.[/QUOTE] I'd expect only your best efforts in this under(carriage)taking, good sir.

02-15-2011, 06:40 PM	#84
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,902	[QUOTE=JStokes;3959296]I don't have the energy to look right now, but wasn't somebody on the Pfail Strip busting your balls for something or other over the weekend? Whomever it was, they were being a total doosh. If you tell me what thread it was, I'll go back in and admonish them with extreme prejudice, maybe taunt them a second time. _[/QUOTE] I beleive that was 82nd in Frenchy's skateboard spitting douchebag thread....

02-15-2011, 06:56 PM	#85
Jetworks murse in training Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Staten Island Posts: 7,542	[QUOTE=Fishooked;3960061]I beleive that was 82nd in Frenchy's skateboard spitting douchebag thread....[/QUOTE] I forgot about that, but you jarred my memory. It was actually 82nd's Cesarean thread, but he since said it was misdirected.:cool:

02-15-2011, 07:22 PM	#86
JStokes Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bergen County, NJ Posts: 20,126	[QUOTE=Jetworks;3960068]I forgot about that, but you jarred my memory. It was actually 82nd's Cesarean thread, but he since said it was misdirected.:cool:[/QUOTE] That's what it was!! You internet bully you. _

02-27-2011, 06:12 PM	#87
sdJETSetter Demario Davis and Ranger Trivette are coming for you lawfully, morally, and physically All Pro Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: In transit northward wiff my peeps Posts: 7,283	UPDATE: :( SO its been real lusty for a few weeks, and i havent had to wear any panties to reach that level, but i fear i know the source of my wife's sexual fire that has sparked recently like a wildfire. Impregnation. She wants it, and i only understood it after she blurted out something which pretty much relates to "let one off in there". I fear this is her way of sticking it to me. I have watched our 2 kids since they were born (2 & 3 now), and i was just sensing small, VERY small flashes of freedom, and now it looks like i may have to serve another multi year sentence. Oh Christ. She is in there pouring wine.

02-27-2011, 06:13 PM	#88
jetstream23 recovering from turf toe Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Phoenix, AZ (New Jets Stadium Section 246) Posts: 31,699	[QUOTE=sdJETSetter;3968113]UPDATE: :( SO its been real lusty for a few weeks, and i havent had to wear any panties to reach that level, but i fear i know the source of my wife's sexual fire that has sparked recently like a wildfire. Impregnation. She wants it, and i only understood it after she blurted out something which pretty much relates to "let one off in there". I fear this is her way of sticking it to me. I have watched our 2 kids since they were born (2 & 3 now), and i was just sensing small, VERY small flashes of freedom, and now it looks like i may have to serve another multi year sentence. Oh Christ. She is in there pouring wine.[/QUOTE] My advice - start faking your orgasms.

02-27-2011, 06:26 PM	#89
PlumberKhan HAIL SATAN! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Van down by the river Posts: 21,072	[QUOTE=sdJETSetter;3968113]Oh Christ. She is in there pouring wine.[/QUOTE] LMFAO!!!!!!

02-27-2011, 06:30 PM	#90
32green Is an ***. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,699	[QUOTE=jetstream23;3968114]My advice - start faking your orgasms.[/QUOTE] Or at the crucial moment, withdraw... then frog hop up to deliver an tasty unexpected facial. "where's your wine now, beaaaaaaaaaaatch!" That sort of thing, while checking your Iphone. :dunno: -

02-27-2011, 06:36 PM	#91
jetstream23 recovering from turf toe Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Phoenix, AZ (New Jets Stadium Section 246) Posts: 31,699	[QUOTE=32green;3968128]Or at the crucial moment, withdraw... then frog hop up to deliver an tasty unexpected facial. "where's your wine now, beaaaaaaaaaaatch!" That sort of thing, while checking your Iphone. :dunno: -[/QUOTE] They got an app for that?

02-27-2011, 06:39 PM	#92
PlumberKhan HAIL SATAN! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Van down by the river Posts: 21,072	[QUOTE=jetstream23;3968132]They got an app for that?[/QUOTE] A trajectory app....so you can avoid the frog hop. :yes:

02-27-2011, 06:40 PM	#93
32green Is an ***. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,699	[QUOTE=jetstream23;3968132]They got an app for that?[/QUOTE] 3B4me Baby Batter Buster. -

02-27-2011, 07:02 PM	#94
sdJETSetter Demario Davis and Ranger Trivette are coming for you lawfully, morally, and physically All Pro Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: In transit northward wiff my peeps Posts: 7,283	I cant deny her, or she drops the Asian sad eye on me. It always works. I guess im out. See ya guys in a few years. Go jets in '11 and beyond! :(

02-28-2011, 08:50 AM	#95
Big L No post count, no peace! No post count, no peace! Veteran Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It's all relative Posts: 1,181	Jeezuz, you already have the Irish twins, and now you're going for more? Time to seek some professional help. In the meantime, absolutely no baby batter up in there!

02-28-2011, 08:59 AM	#96
Carlton Teh jobless idle spawn of wealth guy. All Pro Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,471	[QUOTE=PlumberKhan;3968124]LMFAO!!!!!![/QUOTE] +1 :yes: :yes:

02-28-2011, 09:00 AM	#97
McKnight25 Banned Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 857	I would never fit into my wife's underwear.