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Old 03-03-2011, 12:06 PM   #1
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Most interesting place you've ever done it?

Not talking solo, although you can share that if you want (Raoul in LeCar?) But after reading the BYU thread and seeing quantum's comment about it not being like the kid did it at midcourt, it reminded me of something similar....the dugout at the varsity baseball field in high school on a Friday night with a girl I'd had a crush on since sophomore year.

Any interesting locations, circumstances that people want to share?

$5 say Borgo has done it either inside or in the parking lot near a Chinese restaurant.
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Old 03-03-2011, 12:11 PM   #2
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Closet at a party.

I used to have quite a life. Decades ago.
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Old 03-03-2011, 12:19 PM   #3
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Old 03-03-2011, 12:21 PM   #4
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Old 03-03-2011, 12:24 PM   #5
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Old 03-03-2011, 12:25 PM   #6
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Hahahah. Idiot.
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Old 03-03-2011, 12:29 PM   #7
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At the office?

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Old 03-03-2011, 12:29 PM   #8
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I used to be in that building. 4th floor. (True)

Did you bang the old cleaning lady with the saggy tata's????
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Old 03-03-2011, 12:35 PM   #9
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The supply loft at the supermarket where I was working. I had on ongoing verbal flirtation going on with one of the cashiers - though we never did more than make comments to each other up to this point. One day I called her bluff and things escalated quickly. Oh, the joys of being young and single!!!
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Old 03-03-2011, 12:35 PM   #10
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Front seat of my M3 on 57th Street literally in front of this chicks doorman building. Her kid and babysitter were upstairs in her apartment.


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Old 03-03-2011, 12:37 PM   #11
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On the "Man in the Sand", at Hains Point in DC.

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I understand he has since been moved.
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Old 03-03-2011, 12:38 PM   #12
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Old 03-03-2011, 12:39 PM   #13
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Old 03-03-2011, 12:39 PM   #14
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Old 03-03-2011, 12:40 PM   #15
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Old 03-03-2011, 12:41 PM   #16
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$5 say Borgo has done it either inside or in the parking lot near a Chinese restaurant.
LOL. It would be a Japanese or Thai place if anywhere, jetstream. You know this. Actually, the hostess and servers at Roy Yamaguchi's restaurant on Maui was the closest I've ever come (no pun) to having to excuse myself to relieve some excess pressure, and I was with my wife. Just ridiculously beautiful/sexy women.

As for the most interesting spot: I've said this before, but on a lifeguard chair, at night, on Staten Island's South Beach.
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Old 03-03-2011, 12:41 PM   #17
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Front seat of my M3 on 57th Street literally in front of this chicks doorman building. Her kid and babysitter were upstairs in her apartment.


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Eastside or West?
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Old 03-03-2011, 12:43 PM   #18
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Were you wearing one of those red snuggies they give you at the rooftop bar?
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Old 03-03-2011, 12:45 PM   #19
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lots of places outdoors on vacation. almost got caught in Switzerland by large tourist group-we actually may have been caught.

no dice on that stuff when we aren't on vacation. lucky to get it indoors.
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Old 03-03-2011, 12:48 PM   #20
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Looong story but pretty good...when my girlfriend (now wife) and I were home from college one summer, I was dropping her off at her parents house around midnight. I wanted some nookie but didn't feel like going into the house so I said let's just make it quick and jump into the backseat of the car. We turned the motor off so her parents wouldn't hear the car running in the driveway but it was really hot that night so we left the air and radio on. Just as we finished the deed, I saw a police car drive slowly down the street. Knowing our small town cops had nothing better to do, I had a feeling this would become a problem so as soon as the car passed, I jumped out of the car and hid behind some bushes while I tried to quickly pull my boxers and pants up over my shoes. While this was happening, the cop puts it in reverse, blocks the driveway and turns his lights on. He walks up the driveway and puts the flashlight on me and says "Hey, what is going on here?" and I'm there standing in the bushes in my boxers and just say "Uhhh not too much. Just dropping my girlfriend off at her house". Meanwhile my girlfriend has gotten her clothes back on in the car so the cop goes to the car and asks to see her ID. After seeing she was over 18 and indeed lived at the house he says that there was a report of a break in down the street which is why he stopped. I am just praying that the cop lights don't wake up her parents and they look out the window. Finally he walks away and says "Have a good night", and as he gets into his car I hear him say over the radio something about investigating a car with foggy windows and drives away. After getting over the initial shock and laughing about the crazy situation, we say goodnight. I go to turn the car on and the battery is dead We didn't have any jumper cables so I had to call my dad at like 1 AM to give me a boost
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