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Borgoguy · 04-06-2011, 01:46 PM

Just saw this and burst out laughing. Why do they need to create this doll? I love the "Three Achey Love Holes" tag on the box (no pun intended). JT, have you pre-ordered?

Jets Things · 04-06-2011, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Just saw this and burst out laughing. Why do they need to create this doll? I love the "Three Achey Love Holes" tag on the box (no pun intended). JT, have you pre-ordered?

Pfft. It's inflatable.

quantum · 04-06-2011, 01:57 PM

Who else do they have?

Borgoguy · 04-06-2011, 02:06 PM

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Who else do they have?

Some others:

Big L · 04-06-2011, 02:23 PM

<looks left, looks right. shrugs>

This looks like a good place for my 3000 post.

Good day.

Dirtstar · 04-06-2011, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Just saw this and burst out laughing. Why do they need to create this doll? I love the "Three Achey Love Holes" tag on the box (no pun intended). JT, have you pre-ordered?

that thing is a lot hotter than the real Miley Cyrus.

Borgoguy · 04-06-2011, 02:44 PM

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that thing is a lot hotter than the real Miley Cyrus.

No doubt. Smokin'.

32green · 04-06-2011, 03:18 PM

As a father I have to say I'm apalled at the objectization of yet another young woman.

As a husband I have to say oh yeah hooter city.

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Borgoguy · 04-06-2011, 03:33 PM

Would anybody actually "do" any of these love dolls? If I were a chick, no doubt I'd have 100 vibrators or any other erotic appliance. But the thought of f**king a plastic doll has never appealed to me.

I would respect anyone's right to do it, but it's not for me. Plus, how would you clean it?

Big L · 04-06-2011, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Would anybody actually "do" any of these love dolls? If I were a chick, no doubt I'd have 100 vibrators or any other erotic appliance. But the thought of f**king a plastic doll has never appealed to me.

I would respect anyone's right to do it, but it's not for me. Plus, how would you clean it?

Methinks the lady doth protest too much!

How exactly did you "find" these advertisments, anyway?? Hmmmm????

Borgoguy · 04-06-2011, 04:40 PM

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Methinks the lady doth protest too much!

How exactly did you "find" these advertisments, anyway?? Hmmmm????

LOL. You know I would tell you if I had ever banged a love doll. I'm too neurotic and, for whatever reason, it just doesn't interest me.

I saw that "box" on Egotastic earlier today.

Heaven2Betsy · 04-06-2011, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Would anybody actually "do" any of these love dolls? If I were a chick, no doubt I'd have 100 vibrators or any other erotic appliance. But the thought of f**king a plastic doll has never appealed to me.

I would respect anyone's right to do it, but it's not for me. Plus, how would you clean it?

I'm not sure that many of you ever watched the "Married to Rock" series (and by confessing so, I am sure that I have opened myself up to endless mockery), but there was an episode where Josie Stevens had a doll made in her image for her husband Steve Stevens's use while he was on tour. To make a long story short, she received the doll in the mail and found it had been...well.....tampered with (it was scuffed up and had sand and suspicious things inside the holes), so she used one of those little dirt devil vacuum cleaners to vacuum out the va-jayjay...which was hilarious... I looked everywhere for a video but can't find one, but here is her getting the doll in the mail....and you will see why I love this show so much! There is also a great episode of them taking molds of her privates for the doll...great television, in my opinion!

Borgoguy · 04-06-2011, 04:46 PM

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I'm not sure that many of you ever watched the "Married to Rock" series (and by confessing so, I am sure that I have opened myself up to endless mockery), but there was an episode where Josie Stevens had a doll made in her image for her husband Steve Stevens's use while he was on tour. To make a long story short, she received the doll in the mail and found it had been...well.....tampered with (it was scuffed up and had sand and suspicious things inside the holes), so she used one of those little dirt devil vacuum cleaners to vacuum out the va-jayjay...which was hilarious... I looked everywhere for a video but can't find one, but here is her getting the doll in the mail....and you will see why I love this show so much! There is also a great episode of them taking molds of her privates for the doll...great television, in my opinion!

LOL. Thanks for the great video, H2B. I have never seen that show, but Steve Stevens plays one of my all time favorite riffs in Bill Idol's "Eyes Without a Face". Go to 2:26 in the vid below to hear what I'm talking about.

Traitor Jay & the Woodies · 04-06-2011, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Just saw this and burst out laughing. Why do they need to create this doll? I love the "Three Achey Love Holes" tag on the box (no pun intended). JT, have you pre-ordered?

Heaven2Betsy · 04-06-2011, 05:04 PM

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LOL. Thanks for the great video, H2B. I have never seen that show, but Steve Stevens plays one of my all time favorite riffs in Bill Idol's "Eyes Without a Face". Go to 2:26 in the vid below to hear what I'm talking about.

I do see what your talking about...and might I add...the chicks in the video are pretty hot, too. I've heard this song but never the video. I didn't realize he still has the same hair style, too.

2milehighJet · 04-06-2011, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Would anybody actually "do" any of these love dolls? If I were a chick, no doubt I'd have 100 vibrators or any other erotic appliance. But the thought of f**king a plastic doll has never appealed to me.

I would respect anyone's right to do it, but it's not for me. Plus, how would you clean it?

I agree, plus by the time you blow that thing up, I could get off twice with the flesh light!

Peebag · 04-06-2011, 05:28 PM

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I agree, plus by the time you blow that thing up, I could get off twice with the flesh light!

Twice? wad are ya, a rock stah......

Borgoguy · 04-06-2011, 05:34 PM

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Vanessa Bayer does a hilarious Miley impersonation. It's one of the few sketched on SNL I actually like. I find Bayer talented and attractive. Also think she will become SNL's next Kristen Wiig.

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I agree, plus by the time you blow that thing up, I could get off twice with the flesh light!

I figured out why I wouldn't do a love doll whilst making dinner for my son. First, as I said, I'm too neurotic about being caught. My luck, I have a stroke or coronary whilst in the dolls anus. My wife and other family members would be thrilled, I'm sure.

Also, unless you filled it with warm veal or liver, I don't think it would feel very good. If some company could guarantee that a doll would feel, smell, and react like female private parts, I might risk the personal embarrassment associated with getting caught.

You mention the Fleshlight. That's one product I would love to try.

titanbuoy · 04-06-2011, 05:47 PM

I just started stocking that this past week. Also picked up a "Lady Gag Gag" as well as a "Furgee" (urine stained pants not included).

Borgoguy · 04-06-2011, 05:49 PM

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I just started stocking that this past week. Also picked up a "Lady Gag Gag" as well as a "Furgee" (urine stained pants not included).

LOL. Also, the chick on the Lady Gag Gag box is insanely built and hot. Wow.

04-06-2011, 01:46 PM	#1
Borgoguy On a mission to educate and enthrall. Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,569	MILEY DOLL Just saw this and burst out laughing. Why do they need to create this doll? I love the "Three Achey Love Holes" tag on the box (no pun intended). JT, have you pre-ordered?

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Borgoguy On a mission to educate and enthrall. Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,569	Would anybody actually "do" any of these love dolls? If I were a chick, no doubt I'd have 100 vibrators or any other erotic appliance. But the thought of f**king a plastic doll has never appealed to me. I would respect anyone's right to do it, but it's not for me. Plus, how would you clean it?

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titanbuoy medium rare Practice Squad Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 278	I just started stocking that this past week. Also picked up a "Lady Gag Gag" as well as a "Furgee" (urine stained pants not included).