MILEY DOLL

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by 32green

If thats an inbred crescent moon face (wlf?) Give me a banjo and put me on the porch..

'Cos Daddys home.


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Right? Sign me up, too. I mean, you have got to be a fanatic in the looks department to question that young woman's beauty and sex appeal.

[titanbuoy]

So.... Just sold a deeeeluxe Tera Patrick doll to some lonely, horny bastard....




For just under $700!

$ $

God bless the lonely, horny, unwashed masses yearning for quality smut!

I hope he isn't expecting anything resembling this...

If so, he'd best lower his expectations.

[2milehighJet]

Originally Posted by titanbuoy

So.... Just sold a deeeeluxe Tera Patrick doll to some lonely, horny bastard....




For just under $700!

$ $

God bless the lonely, horny, unwashed masses yearning for quality smut!

I hope he isn't expecting anything resembling this...

If so, he'd best lower his expectations.

You sold????? Not used is it??

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by titanbuoy

So.... Just sold a deeeeluxe Tera Patrick doll to some lonely, horny bastard....




For just under $700!

$ $

God bless the lonely, horny, unwashed masses yearning for quality smut!

Titan, when will they finally develop workable, and affordable, teledildonics (TD) for the average person? My dream is that some sort of TD program could put you in an altered state--connected to appropriate sexual parts--where you would experience a sexual liaison with porn stars, celebrities, historical figures, or individuals from your own life; like a wife's sister, boss, you name it.

[GronkWelkhead]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Titan, when will they finally develop workable, and affordable, teledildonics (TD) for the average person? My dream is that some sort of TD program could put you in an altered state--connected to appropriate sexual parts--where you would experience a sexual liaison with porn stars, celebrities, historical figures, or individuals from your own life; like a wife's sister, boss, you name it.

Your dream is now a reality...well, almost.

http://www.realtouch.com/?gclid=CKrg...FYLc4Aod5D5WHQ



Feel the Action
A simple USB connection between your computer and your RealTouch device is your gateway to non-stop action with this select line-up of willing partners, who are always ready when you are. As the videos play, RealTouch synchronizes the movements of its interior, heating elements, lube mechanism, and orifice to match the onscreen events in realtime.

As they work together, you get the opportunity to come together with your favorite adult stars and experience the warm and wet, yet very different sensations of the most realistic simulation of sex ever!



NSFW....cos you'll probably be laughing so hard at the idea of it....

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by GronkWelkhead

Your dream is now a reality...well, almost.

Yeah, I'm familiar with all the quasi-dildonic packages (no pun intended). Although what I seek is complete mental immersion--via hypnosis, computer chip implantation/manipulation, etc.--which has me believing, and feeling, that I'm 100% having a threesome with Alison Brie and maria Ozawa.

[titanbuoy]

Originally Posted by 2milehighJet

You sold????? Not used is it??

Trust me, I've no desire to try an inflatable. This is more than likely waaaaay TMI, but I've have taken one of the disposable Tenga products for a spin... and damn, it was outstanding. They're like a party... you know, for your penis.

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Titan, when will they finally develop workable, and affordable, teledildonics (TD) for the average person? My dream is that some sort of TD program could put you in an altered state--connected to appropriate sexual parts--where you would experience a sexual liaison with porn stars, celebrities, historical figures, or individuals from your own life; like a wife's sister, boss, you name it.

Imagine all the **** that goes ondown in the Holo-Deck on any Federation starship. Even in Rodenberry's fictional universe, you know initially it was the business of sex that pushed forward that technology. I'm sure we'll get there eventually but as of now those clunky contraptions that GW posted are about the best they've come up with.

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by titanbuoy

Imagine all the **** that goes ondown in the Holo-Deck on any Federation starship. Even in Rodenberry's fictional universe, you know initially it was the business of sex that pushed forward that technology. I'm sure we'll get there eventually but as of now those clunky contraptions that GW posted are about the best they've come up with.

Guess I'll continue with my infatuation with my wife's real p*ssy.

[titanbuoy]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Guess I'll continue with my infatuation with my wife's real p*ssy.

lol Always a solid plan. I've just never really understood the infatuation with whacking into a pseudo-flesh device (and as one might imagine I've a pretty open mind about such things). It's just that by all accounts a human hand feels surprisingly flesh like. Even my foray into the "exciting" world of Tenga products was only after some prodding from the GF (and yeah, a note on the Tenga stuff... they're made for the Asian market, so they're not huge... if you're at all tempted to try one of these things, stick to the two on the right... unless of course you're driving a compact model. If that's the case then you've no worries).


edit: found a pic of the Tera doll with the naughty bits edited out. This is what $700 buys you.

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by titanbuoy

lol Always a solid plan. I've just never really understood the infatuation with whacking into a pseudo-flesh device (and as one might imagine I've a pretty open mind about such things). It's just that by all accounts a human hand feels surprisingly flesh like. Even my foray into the "exciting" world of Tenga products was only after some prodding from the GF (and yeah, a note on the Tenga stuff... they're made for the Asian market, so they're not huge... if you're at all tempted to try one of these things, stick to the two on the right... unless of course you're driving a compact model. If that's the case then you've no worries).

LOL. I've never tried the Tenga or Fleshlight. I would definitely use either out of curiosity, but know I'd be disappointed. Again, the real breakthrough will be on the mental end. Truly believing that your having sex with someone, even though you're not.

[The Boston Patriot]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Would anybody actually "do" any of these love dolls? If I were a chick, no doubt I'd have 100 vibrators or any other erotic appliance. But the thought of f**king a plastic doll has never appealed to me.

I would respect anyone's right to do it, but it's not for me. Plus, how would you clean it?

Weren't you the one that shouted out for latex in the "strange likes" thread?

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by The Boston Patriot

Weren't you the one that shouted out for latex in the "strange likes" thread?

Maybe if it was the chick's requirement for sheathing my manhood before a backdoor foray.

[GronkWelkhead]

At least with this one, you get to do it to him after he's done it to you.

[The Boston Patriot]

Originally Posted by GronkWelkhead

At least with this one, you get to do it to him after he's done it to you.

Now that is really XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX porn.

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by GronkWelkhead

At least with this one, you get to do it to him after he's done it to you.

LOL!! I would give anything for Gingrich to get caught doing that doll.

[WestCoastOffensive]

Maria Ozawa is my #1 draft choice. She starts and finishes.

You guys can check with Borgo for another reference. Definitely on my "fantasy" team.

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

Maria Ozawa is my #1 draft choice. She starts and finishes.

You guys can check with Borgo for another reference. Definitely on my "fantasy" team.

In my book, she's the gold standard, WCO.

[Jet_Engine1]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

I figured out why I wouldn't do a love doll whilst making dinner for my son.



Also, unless you filled it with warm veal or liver, I don't think it would feel very good.

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by Jet_Engine1

LOL. What, a guy can't make his kid dinner, now?

[WestCoastOffensive]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

In my book, she's the gold standard, WCO.

I love her "reporting" skills. I wish I could post that one.