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southside · 05-11-2011, 06:33 PM

The Other Original Bombay Thread

http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/sh...d.php?t=220673

Suck it Timmy!

Timmy® · 05-11-2011, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by southside

The Other Original Bombay Thread

http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/sh...d.php?t=220673

Suck it Timmy!

other original? is that possible

actually someone else posted a bombay movie about Kleck first.

Mine was the first bombay thread.

deal with it

southside · 05-11-2011, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Timmy®

other original? is that possible

actually someone else posted a bombay movie about Kleck first.

Mine was the first bombay thread.

deal with it

Don't make me southside kick you!

WestCoastOffensive · 05-11-2011, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by jetswin

...and the wearing of the top hats

And the wholesale run-up on "festoonage".

WestCoastOffensive · 05-11-2011, 07:00 PM

The WCO franchise is glaringly omitted from these Jerks of Circle.

"The Hamper Is Rockin'"

"Help, Somebody is Going to Be a Dad"

"Dirtstar, I Love You"

Well, there must be another one.

Jetworks · 05-11-2011, 08:23 PM

Okay, I added quite a few more. Major kudos to SBIII as he started a thread like this last year. I pulled some real gems from there.

Revi$_I$l@nd · 05-11-2011, 09:14 PM

Reading the SuperNewb thread, I saw sg3 had a great idea for a thread...

'The World According to Frank Moga'

JStokes · 05-11-2011, 09:30 PM

What about the hot GF thread with the really fugly asian chick in front of the Trans AM?

That was from a different site--I think the guy killed himself.

_

southside · 05-12-2011, 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Jetworks

Okay, I added quite a few more. Major kudos to SBIII as he started a thread like this last year. I pulled some real gems from there.

Dude.... no Hero for the Hampur? That's as clique as it gets. You suck.

Seriously though, I know you and Timmy/Jimmy are conspiring against me.

WestCoastOffensive · 05-12-2011, 02:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Revi$_I$l@nd

Reading the SuperNewb thread, I saw sg3 had a great idea for a thread...

'The World According to Frank Moga'

This rant of Franklin Moga III...F it just read it:

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Originally Posted by Frank Moga

Frank Moga:

"Ok, I am gonna just get this out in the open. I am fully expecting to be banned after this, but hear me out before doing this.

The revelations that are coming to light about your organization are a f-ing disgrace. Your whole team, fan base, coaches, owners, players are mired iin filth, disgust, and lies.

1. Rodney Harrison was caught CHEATING. FACTS ARE FACTS. HE CHEATED. You scumbags supported him.

2. Bill Bellicheck cheated (on his wife) and in this league. Chris Mortensen of ESPN radio is reporting that there is strong "evidence" linking the Patriots organzation with MULTIPLE episodes of cheating and intercepting oppossing teams signals. That is f-ing pathetic. This isn't the NBA. Your organization is a disgrace to the NFL.

3. Your QB, while an excellent player is also a f-ing cheater. It is a well KNOWN fact that he cheated on his "then" girlfriend Bridget Moynahan with this model hussie. Moynhan would not take him back under any cicumstances. Brady has fathered a bastard child. What a disgrace.

4. You bastards are for the most part some of the most classless, low dung scumbag heathens alive. You pieces of ***** chanted "The Yankees suck" after year first SB steal. Instead, you a-holes should have been cheering "Thank You Walter Coleman".

5. Your team is the absolute worst when it comes to sportsmanship. F-ing Bill Bellycheick (f-ing hobo) challenges a call with 2 minutes to go when a game is over. He is a classless scumbag. I wish Eric Mangini would just beat the ***** out of him at mid field. That would be hilarious. You scumbag fans deserve it.

6. Ever go to a sportsbar (outside of Boston) and notice only a few young douche bags Pats fans wearing shiny pressed Tom Brady jerseys. The fan base of the Pats is by and large the most clueless and arrogant bunch of a-holes alive. You guys don't have a f-ing clue about Pats football history. You guys have had a $hitty organization for the majority of your history. You POS don't know who the F was Stanley Morgan, Steven Grogan, Raymond Clayborn, or Mosi Tatupu.......you guys only know the Pats history AB (after Brady). One man, Walter Coleman changed the face of Patsie history. GD refs ruined this league by letting you win 3 SB's........ALL TAINTED by questionable calls and controversy. How do you explain your record high 42% of 3rd down conversions made by PENALTY. An utter disgrace. Why is Robert Kraft one of the few owners who hates replay? Why.....because that sack of ***** knows Mike Perreira (director of officiating) gets more scrutiny of bad calls that go the Pats way with it.

7. Yes, enjoy your good season, but it is a disgraced that the most classless fans in all of Sports get to enjoy success like this. There is no justice.................Oh, I forgot......There is justice....The Indianpolis Colts and Peyton Manning. They stand for everything that is good in this world. The Pats and you scumbag fans stand for everything that is evil in this world.

The Pats will NOT win another SB. There is a God, and he won't let evil prevail. You scumbags should enjoy this while it lasts.....you will be back in the cellar with NO FAN BASE where you belong.

F-ing scumbags.

Frank Moga"

LOL, thats good stuff.

I like this Patricias response:

"I feel sorry for your slack jawed daddy and the beast that bore you"

WestCoastOffensive · 05-12-2011, 02:47 AM

http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/sh...rld+Frank+Moga

WestCoastOffensive · 05-12-2011, 02:51 AM

Okay...now I'm just being an *******:

http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/sh...rld+Frank+Moga

Don't Miss:

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Originally Posted by SBIIICHAMPS

He'll be back.

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Originally Posted by PatsFagTX

Back as what?

The QB who sets Mangini and the Jets back another 5 years?

It will end up easily being a non-issue as Ramsey beats PennyBoy out in training camp.

Jetworks · 05-12-2011, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by southside

Dude.... no Hero for the Hampur? That's as clique as it gets. You suck.

Seriously though, I know you and Timmy/Jimmy are conspiring against me.

Nah, I had it up there at first but Timmy said it wasn't the original, so I took it off. I had every intention of putting it back. Who am I to deny you of your rightful place amongst one-hit wonders?

Someone really needs to find the CHE reference. It's driving me crazy!

JStokes · 05-12-2011, 07:37 AM

DWC- Does anyone realize they're building underground cities all over America?

SBIII- When did you give up your dreams?

FF2-Photoshop of the Jetflight Crew tryouts

ESPN Mike and Mike: Pats caught filming SB practices--was on the morning of Pats-Giants SB--30 JI'ers literally killing Tex for HOURS

_

jetswin · 05-12-2011, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/sh...rld+Frank+Moga

lol @ Bill Parcells voting for everyone and III and SAR voting for themselves.

Carlton · 05-12-2011, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Jetworks

Okay, I need some help. I've gotten everything off my list except CHE, don't know why I can't find it. I think I have the right neckdemon thread. Maybe you guys could hunt down these other ones?

Keep in mind this is stuff used in the Hampur, not necessarily made in the Hampur. That's why I included the "My roommate" thread, fer instance.

I think it may have been ghosted... closest I found was..

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warfish

Of course you are, cliquey insular drama queens at that.

Sorry, but it's the height of lols to see the "Off Topic Clique" on a dedicated Jets Fan Forum rolling their eyes at the OTHER Jets Fans who actually talk about the Jets, as opposed to doots and what makes up a good and authentic Italian Gravy.

Jetworks · 05-12-2011, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by JStokes

DWC- Does anyone realize they're building underground cities all over America?

SBIII- When did you give up your dreams?

FF2-Photoshop of the Jetflight Crew tryouts

ESPN Mike and Mike: Pats caught filming SB practices--was on the morning of Pats-Giants SB--30 JI'ers literally killing Tex for HOURS

_

Got everything but the Photoshop one. Pretty sure I found CHE.

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Originally Posted by Polidore22

I think it may have been ghosted... closest I found was..

EDIT- Yea, I think that was where it started.

EDIT 2- WCO has the earliest reference from what I see. It's in the OT- It's funny/stupid/cool Pic thread which is all screwed up, page-wise. Might have been why it was so hard to find, the search post link doesn't match up with the actual post.

http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/sh...postcount=2394

Big L · 05-12-2011, 08:58 AM

Gentlemen! Cease and desist immediately!

If you keep revealing the secrets of the CHE, then there can be no more CHE!

The first rule of CHE is never talk about CHE.

Not that I have my gold CHE card and monacle anyways, but still...

WestCoastOffensive · 05-12-2011, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Jetworks

Got everything but the Photoshop one. Pretty sure I found CHE.

EDIT- Yea, I think that was where it started.

EDIT 2- WCO has the earliest reference from what I see. It's in the OT- It's funny/stupid/cool Pic thread which is all screwed up, page-wise. Might have been why it was so hard to find, the search post link doesn't match up with the actual post.

http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/sh...postcount=2394

Holy crap, great job! I couldn't find it; I didn't even think about the pic thread. Lol

crasherino · 05-12-2011, 09:37 AM

What's interesting is that I had no idea how many of you mooks have that monocle and top hat in your sigs. I thought southside was a clique of one. Shows how much I pay attention.

Someone needs to dig up the Los Yets Steelers thread. One of my favorites. There was also some good poetry done back in the day. Wouldn't even know how to start finding those threads.

Also, I never read the roomate thread. I just had to shut my door I'm laughing so hard. I've always seen the pic but had no idea what it was from.

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05-12-2011, 09:37 AM	#60
crasherino Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: NYC Posts: 16,827	What's interesting is that I had no idea how many of you mooks have that monocle and top hat in your sigs. I thought southside was a clique of one. Shows how much I pay attention. Someone needs to dig up the Los Yets Steelers thread. One of my favorites. There was also some good poetry done back in the day. Wouldn't even know how to start finding those threads. Also, I never read the roomate thread. I just had to shut my door I'm laughing so hard. I've always seen the pic but had no idea what it was from. Last edited by crasherino; 05-12-2011 at 09:43 AM.

05-11-2011, 06:33 PM	#41
southside Forever Awesome All Pro Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,898	The Other Original Bombay Thread http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/sh...d.php?t=220673 Suck it Timmy!

05-11-2011, 07:00 PM	#45
WestCoastOffensive Lying to the Smithsonian Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SF via Strong Island Posts: 26,682	The WCO franchise is glaringly omitted from these Jerks of Circle. "The Hamper Is Rockin'" "Help, Somebody is Going to Be a Dad" "Dirtstar, I Love You" Well, there must be another one.

05-11-2011, 08:23 PM	#46
Jetworks murse in training Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Staten Island Posts: 7,471	Okay, I added quite a few more. Major kudos to SBIII as he started a thread like this last year. I pulled some real gems from there.

05-11-2011, 09:14 PM	#47
Revi$_I$l@nd is Cro-ing H.A.M...Whatever that means Banned Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 2,489	Reading the SuperNewb thread, I saw sg3 had a great idea for a thread... 'The World According to Frank Moga'

05-11-2011, 09:30 PM	#48
JStokes Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bergen County, NJ Posts: 20,126	What about the hot GF thread with the really fugly asian chick in front of the Trans AM? That was from a different site--I think the guy killed himself. _

05-12-2011, 07:37 AM	#54
JStokes Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bergen County, NJ Posts: 20,126	DWC- Does anyone realize they're building underground cities all over America? SBIII- When did you give up your dreams? FF2-Photoshop of the Jetflight Crew tryouts ESPN Mike and Mike: Pats caught filming SB practices--was on the morning of Pats-Giants SB--30 JI'ers literally killing Tex for HOURS _

05-12-2011, 08:58 AM	#58
Big L Plus six thousand posts Veteran Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It's all relative Posts: 1,066	Gentlemen! Cease and desist immediately! If you keep revealing the secrets of the CHE, then there can be no more CHE! The first rule of CHE is never talk about CHE. Not that I have my gold CHE card and monacle anyways, but still...