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Carlton · 05-13-2011, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by quantum

yeah...I'm thinking reasons are irrelevant.

Listen... whoever hasn't jerked off a dog can throw the first stone. Otherwise zip it.

jetswin · 05-13-2011, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirtstar

i think it was the one where he was wondering which car to get, that he was looking at an S4.

this closely followed threads about his buying season tickets, an iPhone, a flat-screen TV and some other nonsense.

this lead another poster to believe that SBIII could be involved in teh dealing of drugz and that he was moving "QP's."

SBIII's epic reply: "if that's a reference to ground beef go **** yourself" "

oh boy, I remember that one lol

quantum · 05-13-2011, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Polidore22

Listen... whoever hasn't jerked off a dog can throw the first stone. Otherwise zip it.

Carlton · 05-13-2011, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by quantum

Damn. I always had a feeling I was different.

southside · 05-13-2011, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Polidore22

Damn. I always had a feeling I was different.

Dirtstar · 05-13-2011, 12:54 PM

http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/sh...d.php?t=213045

"Anyone else get an email from Kathleen Turner???!?"

aka, 32groin's infamous "excapated puppet-like vulture tenderly applying electrical tape on someone's back"

i miss Ches

parkwayjet1 · 05-13-2011, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirtstar

i think it was the one where he was wondering which car to get, that he was looking at an S4.

this closely followed threads about his buying season tickets, an iPhone, a flat-screen TV and some other nonsense.

this lead another poster to believe that SBIII could be involved in teh dealing of drugz and that he was moving "QP's."

SBIII's epic reply: "if that's a reference to ground beef go **** yourself" "

Actually, some poster who had technical knowledge mentioned a "BK..." model and SB took the BK to mean a popular fast food chain, hence his over-reactionary response. Following posters were reduced to aching sides and tear-streamed faces from uncontrollable LOLs, as I recall.

Dirtstar · 05-13-2011, 06:29 PM

there should be a "chimp attack" thread (or two) added to this list.

likewise, a discussion on the impending zombie apocalypse and/or war against teh machinez.

WestCoastOffensive · 05-13-2011, 06:34 PM

I think "freshen up with a light chimp attack" is the most hilarious thing to come out of the Hampur.

Of course, I ride the short bus to work.

Jetworks · 05-13-2011, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirtstar

there should be a "chimp attack" thread (or two) added to this list.

likewise, a discussion on the impending zombie apocalypse and/or war against teh machinez.

The threads, bring them to me.

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Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

I think "freshen up with a light chimp attack" is the most hilarious thing to come out of the Hampur.

LMAO WCO! Gotta say though, I was walking around at work today and "iffin" popped in my head and I couldn't stop chortling.

WestCoastOffensive · 05-13-2011, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Jetworks

The threads, bring them to me.

LMAO WCO! Gotta say though, I was walking around at work today and "iffin" popped in my head and I couldn't stop chortling.

It's like being in a parallel universe where no one will ever get the joke; iffin they ever hear you say "iffin".

Good thing the computer is nearby!

Dirtstar · 05-13-2011, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Jetworks

The threads, bring them to me.

Zombies or Machinez:

- Zombie Apocalypse or War of teh Machines??

Assorted chimp attack threads:

- The "All Chimp Attacks and Gnarly Face and Oprah is a Whore" Thread (Merged) fantastic thread title btw

- Chimp Attack Fallout: $50 million lawsuit

- Amendment to the 'Zombie Apocalypse' thread: Damn Dirty Apes!!!

32green · 05-13-2011, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirtstar

http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/sh...d.php?t=213045

"Anyone else get an email from Kathleen Turner???!?"

aka, 32groin's infamous "excapated puppet-like vulture tenderly applying electrical tape on someone's back"

Looking dead on at the chick, to the right of her breastess...a little below and to the rear...a vulture's neck and head, partial shoulder...applying electrical tape with its bird tongue...to her shoulder blade. Its not like you havent seen that scenario in Vegas.

Its so obvious.

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JStokes · 05-14-2011, 11:50 AM

Did you ever find the SAR Epic Fail thread?

He asked a silly question, probably about watches or Beemers but he pfailed somehow and eveyone kept loading on him with epic fail posters. A mod changed the thread title to something like the SAR Epic Fail thread and he kept begging to have the thread title changed because he didn't want to be associated with it.

Went on for pages, were some really good fail pics.

I looked, couldn't find it.

_

Jetworks · 05-14-2011, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by JStokes

Did you ever find the SAR Epic Fail thread?

He asked a silly question, probably about watches or Beemers but he pfailed somehow and eveyone kept loading on him with epic fail posters. A mod changed the thread title to something like the SAR Epic Fail thread and he kept begging to have the thread title changed because he didn't want to be associated with it.

Went on for pages, were some really good fail pics.

I looked, couldn't find it.

_

Tried, found plenty of watch threads with SAR going on and on about Rolex, but that's it. Any more specifics, maybe the time period? Could it be buried in the "Stadium" thread?

JStokes · 05-15-2011, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Jetworks

Tried, found plenty of watch threads with SAR going on and on about Rolex, but that's it. Any more specifics, maybe the time period? Could it be buried in the "Stadium" thread?

No, it was a complete stand-alone thread that I think the mods changed the thread title to include SAR and Fail--but I've JI-Goggled it and can't find it.

It was just a plethora of the best FAIL posters ever compiled.

_

escamoter2 · 05-15-2011, 12:13 PM

Great gift for my wife AKA the frisbee thread was solid gold. How is this not a part of the list?

http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/sh...d.php?t=228485

If anyone is having a tough day and is in need of a good laugh, go immediately to this thread.

JetsFan2012 · 05-15-2011, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by JStokes

No, it was a complete stand-alone thread that I think the mods changed the thread title to include SAR and Fail--but I've JI-Goggled it and can't find it.

It was just a plethora of the best FAIL posters ever compiled.

_

Damn, I don't remember that one either. Sounds funny though.

Dirtstar · 05-16-2011, 12:33 PM

might as well add this one to the list:

I've had wrestless legs since as early as I could remember... Anyone have any advice?

Carlton · 05-16-2011, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirtstar

might as well add this one to the list:

I've had wrestless legs since as early as I could remember... Anyone have any advice?

As soon as I saw you were the last post in here I knew where you were going with it.

05-15-2011, 12:13 PM	#97
escamoter2 All League Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 4,989	Great gift for my wife AKA the frisbee thread was solid gold. How is this not a part of the list? http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/sh...d.php?t=228485 If anyone is having a tough day and is in need of a good laugh, go immediately to this thread. Last edited by escamoter2; 05-15-2011 at 12:16 PM.

05-13-2011, 12:54 PM	#86
Dirtstar Snubbed a man just to watch him cry. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 15,796	http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/sh...d.php?t=213045 "Anyone else get an email from Kathleen Turner???!?" aka, 32groin's infamous "excapated puppet-like vulture tenderly applying electrical tape on someone's back" i miss Ches

05-13-2011, 06:29 PM	#88
Dirtstar Snubbed a man just to watch him cry. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 15,796	there should be a "chimp attack" thread (or two) added to this list. likewise, a discussion on the impending zombie apocalypse and/or war against teh machinez.

05-13-2011, 06:34 PM	#89
WestCoastOffensive Lying to the Smithsonian Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SF via Strong Island Posts: 26,688	I think "freshen up with a light chimp attack" is the most hilarious thing to come out of the Hampur. Of course, I ride the short bus to work.

05-14-2011, 11:50 AM	#94
JStokes Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bergen County, NJ Posts: 20,126	Did you ever find the SAR Epic Fail thread? He asked a silly question, probably about watches or Beemers but he pfailed somehow and eveyone kept loading on him with epic fail posters. A mod changed the thread title to something like the SAR Epic Fail thread and he kept begging to have the thread title changed because he didn't want to be associated with it. Went on for pages, were some really good fail pics. I looked, couldn't find it. _

05-16-2011, 12:33 PM	#99
Dirtstar Snubbed a man just to watch him cry. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 15,796	might as well add this one to the list: I've had wrestless legs since as early as I could remember... Anyone have any advice?