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Old 05-22-2011, 11:06 PM   #301
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It's my birthday. I get to make one left turn in a thread.

It's your birthday? It's not listed on the bottom of the forum.
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Old 05-23-2011, 12:35 AM   #302
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It's my birthday. I get to make one left turn in a thread.

happy birthday, sensei.































your birthday wish was... Kelly???
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Old 05-23-2011, 04:23 AM   #303
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happy birthday, sensei.

your birthday wish was... Kelly???
Awesome emoticon. Actually, my birthday wish was to share, with all of you, the wonder ( ) of kjelly.


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Old 06-11-2011, 08:17 PM   #304
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Take a speed date with Ksenia Lauren. What a hottie.

http://speeddate.mbusa.com/us.html?c...e_by_tubemogul

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Old 06-13-2011, 04:28 PM   #305
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I think Paulie should ask this chick out.



These two cuties aren't bad either.

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Old 06-13-2011, 05:52 PM   #306
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Namie Amuro, the 33 year-old Japanese pop star, is a cutie. What a pretty face at :32.



Gorgeous throughout, but shots beginning at :30 are mesmerizing.



Check when cartoon becomes the real Namie at :18.

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Old 06-13-2011, 09:42 PM   #307
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I long to be the meat in an Olsen twin sandwich.

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Old 06-14-2011, 08:36 AM   #308
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I long to be the meat in an Olsen twin sandwich.
Good for you. But where's the TV commercial?
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Old 06-14-2011, 03:43 PM   #309
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Look at her amazing mouth and eyes.



Very cute butt...on the chick.

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Old 08-18-2011, 09:44 AM   #310
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I'm assuming that's moisturizer spraying down on this gorgeous female. You only see her face briefly, but she is breathtaking.



Saw this spot earlier this morning. Thought the wife/girlfriend was very naturally pretty. It won't embed, so click twice to watch on YouTube

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Old 08-18-2011, 10:01 AM   #311
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Über zaftig.



The girlfriend is cute and spot hilarious.

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Old 08-18-2011, 10:10 AM   #312
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I wonder iffin they even bothered telling this chick that the editing was going to make it look like she was recieving quite the banging.




She's prolly sitting home with her parents and goes "oh this is my new commercial".




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Old 08-18-2011, 10:23 AM   #313
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She's prolly sitting home with her parents and goes "oh this is my new commercial".




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LOL. I often say something similar to my wife when we're watching a movie and some young chick is nude and some actor is simulating banging her. I imagine the actress taking her parents to the premiere and the uncomfortable silence which ensues once that scene is on the scream.

Mother: "Great job, honey. It really looked like you were really taking hard on the double team from those two guys. You've truly embraced the method acting approach."

Father: "Yeah, Sweetie. I found your emotive cries of passion, and subsequent guttural screams of clitoral, if not vaginal and/or anal, orgasm completely believable. Our life's savings for your acting education at Yale Drama School were, unquestionably, well spent."
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Old 09-07-2011, 10:30 AM   #314
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Saw this commercial for the first time last night. The chick in the spot is exactly like the one who inspired this thread, naturally beautiful with a wholesome sexual vibe. Agree?

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Old 11-04-2011, 08:58 AM   #315
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Two beautiful women in this spot. I'll take the brunette wife over the blonde college girlfriend.

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Old 11-10-2011, 03:02 PM   #316
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Old 11-10-2011, 05:21 PM   #317
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Old 11-10-2011, 05:53 PM   #318
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This French chick is adorable. I love her lips. The video is a compilation of various spots.

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Old 11-10-2011, 06:11 PM   #319
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This French chick is adorable. I love her lips. The video is a compilation of various spots.

Wow....at about 1:00 she looked alot like Audrey Hepburn. Also, deceptively shapely arse.

A little hint of craziness....she def. seems like she would cut my cats head off after a fight.





With the cat.




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Old 11-10-2011, 06:13 PM   #320
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Wow....at about 1:00 she looked alot like Audrey Hepburn. Also, deceptively shapely arse.

A little hint of craziness....she def. seems like she would cut my cats head off after a fight.





With the cat.




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