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quantum · 08-23-2011, 12:09 PM

[QUOTE=RazorJet;4113931]If a chick and a half becomes a hen and a half in a month and a half, and rooster and a half screws the hen and a half in a minute and half, and the hen and a half lays an egg and a half in a week and a half... how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?[/QUOTE]

I was told there would be no math. :mad:

PatriotReign · 08-23-2011, 01:46 PM

Does SAR think women with ugly feet should wear flip flops?

Dirtstar · 08-23-2011, 06:13 PM

i think Shakin had one of teh hampur's funniest posts in months, and nobody seemed to notice:

[QUOTE=BleedGreen314;4087366]How do you know when you have an interested cougar, and what's the best way to approach so that you can maximize chance for success?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=shakin318;4087410]Pull your pants pockets inside out and approach her as an elephant.[/QUOTE]

that post is worth its weight in free ham :yes: :yes:

The Boston Patriot · 08-23-2011, 08:10 PM

[QUOTE=moninghaly;4113915]thoughtless about what ?:D[/QUOTE]

I can't think about it. :huh:

08-23-2011, 12:09 PM	#61
quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 17,877	[QUOTE=RazorJet;4113931]If a chick and a half becomes a hen and a half in a month and a half, and rooster and a half screws the hen and a half in a minute and half, and the hen and a half lays an egg and a half in a week and a half... how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?[/QUOTE] I was told there would be no math. :mad:

08-23-2011, 01:46 PM	#62
PatriotReign Asterisks of Excellence *** All League Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Boston area Posts: 4,353	Does SAR think women with ugly feet should wear flip flops?

08-23-2011, 06:13 PM	#63
Dirtstar Snubbed a man just to watch him cry. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 15,780	i think Shakin had one of teh hampur's funniest posts in months, and nobody seemed to notice: [QUOTE=BleedGreen314;4087366]How do you know when you have an interested cougar, and what's the best way to approach so that you can maximize chance for success?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=shakin318;4087410]Pull your pants pockets inside out and approach her as an elephant.[/QUOTE] that post is worth its weight in free ham :yes: :yes:

08-23-2011, 08:10 PM	#64
The Boston Patriot is getting the banned back together! All Pro Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Island of Sodor Posts: 6,261	[QUOTE=moninghaly;4113915]thoughtless about what ?:D[/QUOTE] I can't think about it. :huh: