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southside · 10-13-2011, 12:25 AM

Why don't I believe in love you ask?

Tonight I'm out with this girl I haven't seen since highschool. She's recently divorced. Mind you that I'm digging this chick. She's a stone cold 10 brunette even without make up on. Anyway, she's the whole night talking about sex and how much she wants to bang some douche bag 22 year old kid and how she doesn't want anything serious but just wants to sex up some dudes on the side when she wants it.

Here I am thinking about how I could take care of this girl and treat her right and shiz and all she wants is some dick here and there. Her friend who was also a hard 9 brunette with short hair .... :drool: .... was a divorcee. She was cool. Fake tatas, I made some stupid comment about how this girl from highschool didn't need fake tits, she has a small C, and meanwhile her BFF has bolt-ons. Thankfully I didn't get *****ed at and I'm pretty sure I impressed with my knowledge of the fact that you lose feelings in your nipples after getting your store bought funbags.

The night gets cut short because this douche my friend wants to bang is "gonna leave if she doesn't hurry up and meet him". Yeah right, this girl's hot and this b!tch is gonna act like he ain't about to get woke up at 3:30 AM to a booty call. Moron. Anyway, long story short... you wonder why I don't believe in love. This is why.

And yes I've been drinking and yes I plan on drinking some more. Have at it b******s.

AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite · 10-13-2011, 12:30 AM

[QUOTE=southside;4188295]Why don't I believe in love you ask?

Tonight I'm out with this girl I haven't seen since highschool. She's recently divorced. Mind you that I'm digging this chick. She's a stone cold 10 brunette even without make up on.[/QUOTE]

I stopped reading here and won't read further without proof.

kthxbye.

southside · 10-13-2011, 12:34 AM

That would make me a creep. I'm not doing that.

Dimitri_0515 · 10-13-2011, 12:57 AM

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AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite · 10-13-2011, 01:01 AM

[QUOTE=southside;4188300]That would make me a creep. I'm not doing that.[/QUOTE]

You know how we know that Poli pulls hoes?

Because he shows us...

Just sayin'...

southside · 10-13-2011, 01:07 AM

Well I didn't pull anything tonight. I was just being congenial. I'm just saying, I don't believe in love. It doesn't exist.

southside · 10-13-2011, 01:08 AM

[QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;4188312][IMG]http://cdn.pimpmyspace.org/media/pms/c/s3/ry/hg/terminator.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Great movie.

southside · 10-13-2011, 01:10 AM

Why do I try to have a serious conversation with you people....

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WestCoastOffensive · 10-13-2011, 01:11 AM

Your problem stems from confusion: because you're upside down with wimmens, you think 6 = 9. One of the side tips I hand out at seminars is: If she is flirting with [B]you[/B], she's no higher than a 7.

Good rule of thumb; everyone goes home happy. :)

crossfire · 10-13-2011, 01:46 AM

[QUOTE=southside;4188318]Well I didn't pull anything tonight.[/QUOTE]

After a frustrating night like that, you will probably be pulling something later. :D

BushyTheBeaver · 10-13-2011, 01:47 AM

Were you under some illusion that love and sex are even vaguely related? Maybe for .00001 percent of the population. For everyone else love and sex only coincide for at most a few months during the courtship period.

RaoulDuke · 10-13-2011, 02:13 AM

There are 2 types of dudes:
- Guys whom she tells she wants a big fat stiff one in her
- The guy who puts his big fat stiff one in her.

Sorry dude.

WestCoastOffensive · 10-13-2011, 02:36 AM

[QUOTE=RaoulDuke;4188335]There are 2 types of dudes:
- Guys whom she tells she wants a big fat stiff one in her
- The guy who puts his big fat stiff one in her.

Sorry dude.[/QUOTE]

lol, aren't there movies about this phenomenon?

1greenNUT · 10-13-2011, 07:09 AM

Mr. Southside. I can help you. PM me for advice. I don't like to get too personal on this board.

frostlich · 10-13-2011, 07:09 AM

I got lost in the 'blah blah blah love crap'.

Where's the part when you bang her? At least go down swingin' man!

1) she's divorced
2) she's looking for some cawk

Clearly they were looking for a threesome. Just go with it next time.

Fishooked · 10-13-2011, 07:12 AM

[QUOTE=RaoulDuke;4188335]There are 2 types of dudes:
-[B] Guys whom she tells she wants a big fat stiff one in her[/B]
- The guy who puts his big fat stiff one in her.

Sorry dude.[/QUOTE]

Ze Frenchman iz right!

Sadly I fall into the first category. :(

shakin318 · 10-13-2011, 07:19 AM

[QUOTE=southside;4188295]Why don't I believe in love you ask?

Tonight I'm out with this girl I haven't seen since highschool. She's recently divorced. Mind you that I'm digging this chick. She's a stone cold 10 brunette even without make up on. Anyway, she's the whole night talking about sex and how much she wants to bang some douche bag 22 year old kid and how she doesn't want anything serious but just wants to sex up some dudes on the side when she wants it.

Here I am thinking about how I could take care of this girl and treat her right and shiz and all she wants is some dick here and there. Her friend who was also a hard 9 brunette with short hair .... :drool: .... was a divorcee. She was cool. Fake tatas, I made some stupid comment about how this girl from highschool didn't need fake tits, she has a small C, and meanwhile her BFF has bolt-ons. Thankfully I didn't get *****ed at and I'm pretty sure I impressed with my knowledge of the fact that you lose feelings in your nipples after getting your store bought funbags.

The night gets cut short because this douche my friend wants to bang is "gonna leave if she doesn't hurry up and meet him". Yeah right, this girl's hot and this b!tch is gonna act like he ain't about to get woke up at 3:30 AM to a booty call. Moron. Anyway, long story short... you wonder why I don't believe in love. This is why.

And yes I've been drinking and yes I plan on drinking some more. Have at it b******s.[/QUOTE]

Is it me, or have "Dear Penthouse" letters gotten really lame since the 80's?

Fishooked · 10-13-2011, 07:26 AM

[QUOTE=southside;4188321]Why do I try to have a serious conversation with you people....

[IMG]http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o38/fishooked/emoticons/th_RAGE155.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Come on son, you know how this works....you have to wade through all the bs and humor responses to get to the real advice tidbits.

crossfire · 10-13-2011, 07:27 AM

[QUOTE=RaoulDuke;4188335]There are 2 types of dudes:
- Guys whom she tells she wants a big fat stiff one in her
- The guy who puts his big fat stiff one in her.

Sorry dude.[/QUOTE]

:rofl:

[IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/whatuoudidrd.jpg[/IMG]

lamont_jordan_rules · 10-13-2011, 07:27 AM

[QUOTE=frostlich;4188362]Clearly they were looking for a threesome. Just go with it next time.[/QUOTE]

... hahahahhaaa :yes: ...

... a threesome with a 9 & a 10 at your fingertips & you just blew it! ...

... :dunce: ... :moon2: :dunce: ...

l_j_r

10-13-2011, 12:25 AM	#1
southside Forever Awesome All Pro Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,902	Prime example number 1 Why don't I believe in love you ask? Tonight I'm out with this girl I haven't seen since highschool. She's recently divorced. Mind you that I'm digging this chick. She's a stone cold 10 brunette even without make up on. Anyway, she's the whole night talking about sex and how much she wants to bang some douche bag 22 year old kid and how she doesn't want anything serious but just wants to sex up some dudes on the side when she wants it. Here I am thinking about how I could take care of this girl and treat her right and shiz and all she wants is some dick here and there. Her friend who was also a hard 9 brunette with short hair .... :drool: .... was a divorcee. She was cool. Fake tatas, I made some stupid comment about how this girl from highschool didn't need fake tits, she has a small C, and meanwhile her BFF has bolt-ons. Thankfully I didn't get ***ed at and I'm pretty sure I impressed with my knowledge of the fact that you lose feelings in your nipples after getting your store bought funbags. The night gets cut short because this douche my friend wants to bang is "gonna leave if she doesn't hurry up and meet him". Yeah right, this girl's hot and this b!tch is gonna act like he ain't about to get woke up at 3:30 AM to a booty call. Moron. Anyway, long story short... you wonder why I don't believe in love. This is why. And yes I've been drinking and yes I plan on drinking some more. Have at it b****s.

10-13-2011, 12:30 AM	#2
AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite is all out of fuCks to give... All Pro Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 7,454	[QUOTE=southside;4188295]Why don't I believe in love you ask? Tonight I'm out with this girl I haven't seen since highschool. She's recently divorced. Mind you that I'm digging this chick. She's a stone cold 10 brunette even without make up on.[/QUOTE] I stopped reading here and won't read further without proof. kthxbye.

10-13-2011, 12:34 AM	#3
southside Forever Awesome All Pro Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,902	That would make me a creep. I'm not doing that.

10-13-2011, 12:57 AM	#4
Dimitri_0515 Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 11,182	[IMG]http://cdn.pimpmyspace.org/media/pms/c/s3/ry/hg/terminator.gif[/IMG]

10-13-2011, 01:01 AM	#5
AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite is all out of fuCks to give... All Pro Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 7,454	[QUOTE=southside;4188300]That would make me a creep. I'm not doing that.[/QUOTE] You know how we know that Poli pulls hoes? Because he shows us... Just sayin'...

10-13-2011, 01:07 AM	#6
southside Forever Awesome All Pro Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,902	Well I didn't pull anything tonight. I was just being congenial. I'm just saying, I don't believe in love. It doesn't exist.

10-13-2011, 01:08 AM	#7
southside Forever Awesome All Pro Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,902	[QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;4188312][IMG]http://cdn.pimpmyspace.org/media/pms/c/s3/ry/hg/terminator.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] Great movie.

10-13-2011, 01:10 AM	#8
southside Forever Awesome All Pro Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,902	Why do I try to have a serious conversation with you people.... [IMG]http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o38/fishooked/emoticons/th_RAGE155.png[/IMG]

10-13-2011, 01:11 AM	#9
WestCoastOffensive Lying to the Smithsonian Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SF via Strong Island Posts: 26,688	Your problem stems from confusion: because you're upside down with wimmens, you think 6 = 9. One of the side tips I hand out at seminars is: If she is flirting with [B]you[/B], she's no higher than a 7. Good rule of thumb; everyone goes home happy. :)

10-13-2011, 01:46 AM	#10
crossfire Day by day, night after night... Blinded by the neon light Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,682	[QUOTE=southside;4188318]Well I didn't pull anything tonight.[/QUOTE] After a frustrating night like that, you will probably be pulling something later. :D

10-13-2011, 01:47 AM	#11
BushyTheBeaver size matters All League Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,930	Were you under some illusion that love and sex are even vaguely related? Maybe for .00001 percent of the population. For everyone else love and sex only coincide for at most a few months during the courtship period.

10-13-2011, 02:13 AM	#12
RaoulDuke Son of Ham Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Paris, France Posts: 11,873	There are 2 types of dudes: - Guys whom she tells she wants a big fat stiff one in her - The guy who puts his big fat stiff one in her. Sorry dude.

10-13-2011, 02:36 AM	#13
WestCoastOffensive Lying to the Smithsonian Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SF via Strong Island Posts: 26,688	[QUOTE=RaoulDuke;4188335]There are 2 types of dudes: - Guys whom she tells she wants a big fat stiff one in her - The guy who puts his big fat stiff one in her. Sorry dude.[/QUOTE] lol, aren't there movies about this phenomenon?

10-13-2011, 07:09 AM	#14
1greenNUT All League Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Port Orange, Florida Posts: 2,641	Mr. Southside. I can help you. PM me for advice. I don't like to get too personal on this board.

10-13-2011, 07:09 AM	#15
frostlich Get it done Shidzik! All League Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 2,977	I got lost in the 'blah blah blah love crap'. Where's the part when you bang her? At least go down swingin' man! 1) she's divorced 2) she's looking for some cawk Clearly they were looking for a threesome. Just go with it next time.

10-13-2011, 07:12 AM	#16
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,725	[QUOTE=RaoulDuke;4188335]There are 2 types of dudes: -[B] Guys whom she tells she wants a big fat stiff one in her[/B] - The guy who puts his big fat stiff one in her. Sorry dude.[/QUOTE] Ze Frenchman iz right! Sadly I fall into the first category. :(

10-13-2011, 07:19 AM	#17
shakin318 Beslubbering beef-witted lout Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Funkytown Posts: 7,182	[QUOTE=southside;4188295]Why don't I believe in love you ask? Tonight I'm out with this girl I haven't seen since highschool. She's recently divorced. Mind you that I'm digging this chick. She's a stone cold 10 brunette even without make up on. Anyway, she's the whole night talking about sex and how much she wants to bang some douche bag 22 year old kid and how she doesn't want anything serious but just wants to sex up some dudes on the side when she wants it. Here I am thinking about how I could take care of this girl and treat her right and shiz and all she wants is some dick here and there. Her friend who was also a hard 9 brunette with short hair .... :drool: .... was a divorcee. She was cool. Fake tatas, I made some stupid comment about how this girl from highschool didn't need fake tits, she has a small C, and meanwhile her BFF has bolt-ons. Thankfully I didn't get ***ed at and I'm pretty sure I impressed with my knowledge of the fact that you lose feelings in your nipples after getting your store bought funbags. The night gets cut short because this douche my friend wants to bang is "gonna leave if she doesn't hurry up and meet him". Yeah right, this girl's hot and this b!tch is gonna act like he ain't about to get woke up at 3:30 AM to a booty call. Moron. Anyway, long story short... you wonder why I don't believe in love. This is why. And yes I've been drinking and yes I plan on drinking some more. Have at it b****s.[/QUOTE] Is it me, or have "Dear Penthouse" letters gotten really lame since the 80's?

10-13-2011, 07:26 AM	#18
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,725	[QUOTE=southside;4188321]Why do I try to have a serious conversation with you people.... [IMG]http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o38/fishooked/emoticons/th_RAGE155.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Come on son, you know how this works....you have to wade through all the bs and humor responses to get to the real advice tidbits.

10-13-2011, 07:27 AM	#19
crossfire Day by day, night after night... Blinded by the neon light Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,682	[QUOTE=RaoulDuke;4188335]There are 2 types of dudes: - Guys whom she tells she wants a big fat stiff one in her - The guy who puts his big fat stiff one in her. Sorry dude.[/QUOTE] :rofl: [IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/whatuoudidrd.jpg[/IMG]

10-13-2011, 07:27 AM	#20
lamont_jordan_rules Can't Wait To See Marty Mornhinweg's Offense! Hall of Fame Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Atlanta via NJ Posts: 6,244	[QUOTE=frostlich;4188362]Clearly they were looking for a threesome. Just go with it next time.[/QUOTE] ... hahahahhaaa :yes: ... ... a threesome with a 9 & a 10 at your fingertips & you just blew it! ... ... :dunce: ... :moon2: :dunce: ... l_j_r