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Dirtstar · 11-04-2011, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by GMCJETS

Fleshlight is my guess.

plug it into a generator and you can crank that baby up to 11

AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite · 11-04-2011, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirtstar

plug it into a generator and you can crank that baby up to 11

Rmao

GMCJETS · 11-04-2011, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirtstar

plug it into a generator and you can crank that baby up to 11

Sounds like a man with experience.

BigJet85 · 11-04-2011, 10:20 PM

havent drank in a month due to pneumonia and it blows...now one more month cause im on round two of meds...

WestCoastOffensive · 11-04-2011, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Jets Things

This past week was a detox for me considering I was away for work the whole week before and got obliterated with clients every night, like Sunday - Friday. I was doing great...but have to go to a wedding tomorrow night. Fun while it lasted.

You were missed.

some homo

WestCoastOffensive · 11-04-2011, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite

See. I was inspired to buy this life-like doll I saw in a photo...

Still married btw.

I had the same thought process as Timmy; I lol'd because, when a married man says he's getting a bit more than usual, everyone immediately thinks he's banging another broad.

You've posted your wife's picture; she's good-looking. Glad you see it's the booze.

PatriotReign · 11-04-2011, 11:25 PM

Sobrietyside- at least now when you invoke repulsion from the chicks it won't be based on that the fact you're a drunk goofy baztid.

AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite · 11-04-2011, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

I had the same thought process as Timmy; I lol'd because, when a married man says he's getting a bit more than usual, everyone immediately thinks he's banging another broad.

You've posted your wife's picture; she's good-looking. Glad you see it's the booze.

Lol I hear ya.

And thanks

FF2® · 11-05-2011, 12:20 PM

I'm sober.

And jealous of people who can drink in moderation.

How do you stop after a few???

Bonhomme Richard · 11-05-2011, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by FF2®

I'm sober.

And jealous of people who can drink in moderation.

How do you stop after a few???

Make better life choices.

WestCoastOffensive · 11-05-2011, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by FF2®

I'm sober.

And jealous of people who can drink in moderation.

How do you stop after a few???

I was mesmerized by the stupid Single Malt thread and had 3 stiff ones. Now I'm hungover and in sleep debt; which means my tennis buds will make me play with the old women.

It's easy; the **** is straight poison.

southside · 11-05-2011, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

I was mesmerized by the stupid Single Malt thread and had 3 stiff ones. Now I'm hungover and in sleep debt; which means my tennis buds will make me play with the old women.

It's easy; the **** is straight poison.

+1

I feel a billion times better and have a better outlook on life when I don't drink the day before. I'm really not missing alcohol at all. Now tonight..... that's gonna be hard!

lamont_jordan_rules · 11-05-2011, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

my tennis buds will make me play with the old women.

... would you hit it? ...

l_j_r

WestCoastOffensive · 11-05-2011, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by lamont_jordan_rules

... would you hit it? ...

l_j_r

I see it; what you did there. Time to haul some ashes with Dolly the Volley. (her friends call her Hoover - not sure why...FBI mebbe)

Borgoguy · 11-05-2011, 03:14 PM

As someone who has enjoyed three glasses of wine whilst doing some prep cooking, should I be in here?

lamont_jordan_rules · 11-05-2011, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

I see it; what you did there.

... just debating on whether to ask for photo or not! ...

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(her friends call her Hoover - not sure why...FBI mebbe)

celebrate after your match with a couple bottles from napa ...

... as the sun fades away and the second bottle has been tapped, i'd ask her for an explanation ... as well as demonstration

...

l_j_r

Jetworks · 11-05-2011, 05:29 PM

This might be the worst thread I've seen the one about crapping your pants.

AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite · 11-05-2011, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Jetworks

This might be the worst thread I've seen the one about crapping your pants.

You're on drugs. You dont count...

LIDeadHead · 11-05-2011, 06:38 PM

been weed free since the phins game. Gotta goto court and there may be a pop quiz. Been drinking instead

I'm sure I'll be fine, so I might as well go for a life ins policy while I'm at it.

but man, since my break, I've had some insane dreams and even worse nightmares.

can't wait until this **** is over.

freestater · 11-05-2011, 07:47 PM

I'm in the wrong thread.

I just popped a valium, cracked a tall one and sparked a bowl.

11-04-2011, 10:20 PM	#24
BigJet85 OL HELP! Veteran Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: North Shore of Long Island. East Setauket Posts: 1,561	havent drank in a month due to pneumonia and it blows...now one more month cause im on round two of meds...

11-04-2011, 11:25 PM	#27
PatriotReign Asterisks of Excellence *** All League Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Boston area Posts: 4,353	Sobrietyside- at least now when you invoke repulsion from the chicks it won't be based on that the fact you're a drunk goofy baztid.

11-05-2011, 12:20 PM	#29
FF2® Believes Sloppy Guy was involved JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 46,224	I'm sober. And jealous of people who can drink in moderation. How do you stop after a few???

11-05-2011, 03:14 PM	#35
Borgoguy Not one image until my posts are restored. Veteran Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,444	As someone who has enjoyed three glasses of wine whilst doing some prep cooking, should I be in here?

11-05-2011, 05:29 PM	#37
Jetworks murse in training Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Staten Island Posts: 7,476	This might be the worst thread I've seen the one about crapping your pants.

11-05-2011, 06:38 PM	#39
LIDeadHead is attacking the head. All Pro Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: LI NY Posts: 5,052	been weed free since the phins game. Gotta goto court and there may be a pop quiz. Been drinking instead I'm sure I'll be fine, so I might as well go for a life ins policy while I'm at it. but man, since my break, I've had some insane dreams and even worse nightmares. can't wait until this **** is over.

11-05-2011, 07:47 PM	#40
freestater we gonna lay around the shanty, Mama, and put a good buzz on Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 13,512	I'm in the wrong thread. I just popped a valium, cracked a tall one and sparked a bowl.