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Old 11-14-2011, 01:02 PM   #21
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Looks like a cheap strung out spoiled brat whore to me.
Yeah! Annnnnd?

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Old 11-14-2011, 01:05 PM   #22
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Sorry, the cheap strung out spoiled brat crack whores on my street don't look anything like this.
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Old 11-14-2011, 01:19 PM   #23
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Sorry, the cheap strung out spoiled brat crack whores on my street don't look anything like this.
The one decent Glamour Shot in the sea of Paris Hilton-esque microskirts, oops-my-cleavage-popped-out shots and "wow I'm drunk" college-girls-gone-wild party pics?



To each their own I suppose. Classy Hot > Sleazy Hot any day in my book.
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Old 11-14-2011, 01:29 PM   #24
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the one with glasses + cleavage? awesome
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The one decent Glamour Shot in the sea of Paris Hilton-esque microskirts, oops-my-cleavage-popped-out shots and "wow I'm drunk" college-girls-gone-wild party pics?



To each their own I suppose. Classy Hot > Sleazy Hot any day in my book.
If it helps you, she sort of looks like Veronica Lake.








But she's dead. So we do what we can.
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Old 11-14-2011, 02:29 PM   #26
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I think she's quite pretty.





If no one else is interested, I volunteer to void my prostate of its fluid into/onto Paulina's creamy "goodnesses", including these shapely pins.








She looks beautiful as a brunette as well.

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Old 11-14-2011, 02:37 PM   #27
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Sorry, the cheap strung out spoiled brat crack whores on my street don't look anything like this.
Yeah, I mean, why would anyone be psyched to have a chick who looked like this waiting for you when you got home from work?





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Old 11-14-2011, 02:59 PM   #28
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I got that one filed away for a "surprised Librarian" interlude later.


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Old 11-14-2011, 03:14 PM   #29
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To each their own I suppose. Classy Hot > Sleazy Hot any day in my book.
Say we cut the difference and settle on just Classy Sleazy?

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Old 11-14-2011, 05:44 PM   #30
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Old 11-14-2011, 05:50 PM   #31
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I need this kind of trouble. Somewhere out there is a guy who has done them both at the same time. Sadly, he is not me.



southside: You wanna party with these two, or what?

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Old 11-14-2011, 05:56 PM   #32
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The one decent Glamour Shot in the sea of Paris Hilton-esque microskirts, oops-my-cleavage-popped-out shots and "wow I'm drunk" college-girls-gone-wild party pics?



To each their own I suppose. Classy Hot > Sleazy Hot any day in my book.
Yes, it's terrible.




Not everyone is into ghostly white redheads.....









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Old 11-14-2011, 05:58 PM   #33
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Yeah, I mean, why would anyone be psyched to have a chick who looked like this waiting for you when you got home from work?
Yeah, except she doesn't look like the type who'd be waiting at home for you. More like the type you're calling around at 2 a.m. to find out where she at.

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Old 11-14-2011, 06:05 PM   #34
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Yeah, except she doesn't look like the type who'd be waiting at home for you. More like the type you're calling around at 2 a.m. to find out where she is.
Fine with me. Unless we fell in love, I'm not looking to marry the girl. I'd just like to enjoy spending a few weeks/months totally engrossed in a complete debauch with Paulina and a few of her gal pals. Hey, I can dream.
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Old 11-14-2011, 06:15 PM   #35
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Yes, it's terrible.




Not everyone is into ghostly white redheads.....









Aye, some folks are into girls who look like part girl smack addicts, who've been ****ed by ever dude she's met, and was kicked off the Real World: Spoiled Brats of Famous People Edition.

She's fine looking physically, no question, it's the loose whore up for a god time anytime look that doesn't do it for me. Call me old fashioned, I like the idea that the entire population of California hasn't already hit a girl before I got there.

/shrug, I knew a girl in HS who looked (and acted) like this one.....she was the town whore, and a druggie part girl, and druggie party girl doesn't appeal to me. So maybe I'm just biased.

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Yeah, except she doesn't look like the type who'd be waiting at home for you. More like the type you're calling around at 2 a.m. to find out where she at.
Exactly. Because she was ****ing your dad at the time.
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Old 11-14-2011, 06:16 PM   #36
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Aye, some folks are into girls who look like part girl smack addicts, who've been ****ed by ever dude she's met, and was kicked off the Real World: Spoiled Brats of Famous People Edition.

She's fine looking physically, no question, it's the loose whore up for a god time anytime look that doesn't do it for me. Call me old fashioned, I like the idea that the entire population of California hasn't already hit a girl before I got there.

/shrug, I knew a girl in HS who looked (and acted) like this one.....she was the town whore, and a druggie part girl, and druggie party girl doesn't appeal to me. So maybe I'm just biased.

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Exactly. Because she was ****ing your dad at the time.
You don't still have her phone number, do you, Warfish?
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Old 11-14-2011, 06:23 PM   #37
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You don't still have her phone number, do you, Warfish?
Actually......

Havn't seen her in ages. Turned it down when the opportunity was (inevitably) offered.

I knew who else had been there already. Wanted no part of that.
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You don't still have her phone number, do you, Warfish?
If not, maybe ask his dad?
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Old 11-14-2011, 06:41 PM   #39
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Also, false advertising is lol:

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"Not Quite as Real as they Appear"



What size faks do you think she had put in?
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Old 11-15-2011, 08:45 AM   #40
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Actually......

Havn't seen her in ages. Turned it down when the opportunity was (inevitably) offered.

I knew who else had been there already. Wanted no part of that.
I have a similar aversion to "easy" chicks. For most of my life, I've been too much of a germ/disease-phobe.

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Also, false advertising is lol:

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What size faks do you think she had put in?
Yeah, I was aware of her augmentation. IMO, she looks good either way. Personally, it's a huge turnoff for me if I can see the outline of a chick's implant. Paulina's actually look fairly natural.
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