2011-2012 Season - All Championships

[RaoulDuke]

Just wanted to share this moment of pure glee:

This would be the equivalent to the Pats being the worst team in the NFL.

1 Lyon 14 6 4 2 0 11 5 6
2 Montpellier 13 6 4 1 1 12 5 7
3 Toulouse 13 6 4 1 1 10 6 4
4 Lille 12 7 3 3 1 12 9 3
5 Paris-SG 11 6 3 2 1 9 6 3
6 Lorient 11 6 3 2 1 8 5 3
7 Rennes 11 6 3 2 1 11 9 2
8 Sochaux 9 6 2 3 1 10 9 1
9 Auxerre 7 6 1 4 1 9 8 1
10 Evian TG 7 6 1 4 1 6 6 0
11 Bordeaux 7 7 1 4 2 8 9 -1
12 Caen 7 6 2 1 3 7 8 -1
13 Saint-Etienne 7 6 2 1 3 5 9 -4
14 Dijon 6 6 2 0 4 5 13 -8
15 Nice 5 6 1 2 3 5 6 -1
16 Brest 5 6 0 5 1 5 6 -1
17 AC Ajaccio 5 6 1 2 3 6 12 -6
18 Valenciennes 4 6 1 1 4 7 8 -1
19 Nancy 3 6 0 3 3 4 7 -3
20 Marseille 3 6 0 3 3 6 10 -4

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

[The Turk]

How is Lugano doing mate? I heard Andre Santos scored for Arsenal last night in the CL, it's always good to hear how the players that fled from the titanic that is sewerbahce doing well

[RaoulDuke]

Originally Posted by The Turk

How is Lugano doing mate? I heard Andre Santos scored for Arsenal last night in the CL, it's always good to hear how the players that fled from the titanic that is sewerbahce doing well

First of all, we're in first place b*tches! All of our recruits have been home runs, with Pastore being a MFing grand slam. We are the talk of the town. Pastore has been Zidane-like. 6 games, 4 goals, 2 assists...and marvelous ball skills (not the ones you're thinking of).

Lugano, we knew was a little out of shape. His first few games were TBH subpar IMO. He did however, in practically a day, become the locker room leader. Can't wait for him and Sakho (young up and coming central defender and voted best defender last year) to play at their best level.

This weekend we play Lyon, should be an awesome game.

Dirtstar => your boy Campbell is regularly subbing in around the 60th minute. Haven't seen any highlights or whatever, but he's alive and seeing playing time.

[Dirtstar]

Originally Posted by RaoulDuke

First of all, we're in first place b*tches! All of our recruits have been home runs, with Pastore being a MFing grand slam. We are the talk of the town. Pastore has been Zidane-like. 6 games, 4 goals, 2 assists...and marvelous ball skills (not the ones you're thinking of).

Lugano, we knew was a little out of shape. His first few games were TBH subpar IMO. He did however, in practically a day, become the locker room leader. Can't wait for him and Sakho (young up and coming central defender and voted best defender last year) to play at their best level.

This weekend we play Lyon, should be an awesome game.

Dirtstar => your boy Campbell is regularly subbing in around the 60th minute. Haven't seen any highlights or whatever, but he's alive and seeing playing time.

first start, first goal:

[RaoulDuke]

Originally Posted by Dirtstar

first start, first goal:

I was just going to post this for you.

[RaoulDuke]

PSG 2 - 0 Lyon

Sole posession of 1st place b*tches!

[RaoulDuke]

He even made the headlines



Bullet points from article:
- Praise from coach saying he's very versatile and can play anywhere up front. Un selfish player who's not your typical crazy South American dribbler. He also goes back to help construction.
- Props from teammates saying how he's picked everything up so quickly. Has already started learning french.
- Lorient has 3 Argentinians, so he has at least a few guys he can speak Spaninsh with.

[Dirtstar]

Originally Posted by RaoulDuke

He even made the headlines



Bullet points from article:
- Praise from coach saying he's very versatile and can play anywhere up front. Un selfish player who's not your typical crazy South American dribbler. He also goes back to help construction.
- Props from teammates saying how he's picked everything up so quickly. Has already started learning french.
- Lorient has 3 Argentinians, so he has at least a few guys he can speak Spaninsh with.

good stuff.

try to watch one of his games if you get a chance. not to be a homer, but i think he's a special talent, and has what it takes to play in Europe a long time.

like the article said, he's very versatile and very unselfish. he's a very good dribbler but he's at his best when making quick decisions with the ball. he has GREAT vision and makes some sick passes.

this has actually been a problem for him with the National Team, especially the U-20 squad, as his passes and plays are always like 5 steps ahead of his teammates

[Dirtstar]

Joel Campbell in the news, B**CHES!!!

scored the game-winning goal today in the French Cup tournament

[The Turk]

We are back b****eees...

Beat the sewerbirds 3-1 last night and it should've at least been double that. We hadn't been able to beat them in 3.5 years so it was like a 52.000 strong gang rape...

Johan Elmander, Emmanuel Eboue and Felipe Melo in his first derby game scored and became true Galatasaray players. But the best one was Melo's goal, he literally scored with his balls

I don't have access to you tube but I'll link it when I get home

[RaoulDuke]

Originally Posted by The Turk

We are back b****eees...

Beat the sewerbirds 3-1 last night and it should've at least been double that. We hadn't been able to beat them in 3.5 years so it was like a 52.000 strong gang rape...

Johan Elmander, Emmanuel Eboue and Felipe Melo in his first derby game scored and became true Galatasaray players. But the best one was Melo's goal, he literally scored with his balls

I don't have access to you tube but I'll link it when I get home

Good for you guys. We lost to Marseille 3-0 which ended up launching they're season.

How's Elmander doing?

[The Turk]

Originally Posted by RaoulDuke

Good for you guys. We lost to Marseille 3-0 which ended up launching they're season.

How's Elmander doing?

He's tearing it up. I think he is our leading scorer with something like 5 goals (I hate looking at sports esp. futbol through stat goggles so I don't keep much track) but more importantly he's always the guy that runs the most, tries the hardest and overall contributes to the team even on his off days. He's a keeper.

Not very adventerous or imaginative though, when he was first signed I ran into him at Ikea eating swedish meatballs with his family friggen swede


oh and Eboue who scored the first goal last night dedicated it to me and missus Turk. very unexpected but appreciated




now I'm trying to convince Missus Turk that I have to get her pregnant before every Fenerbahce match...But she's so unreasonable it's like she thinks our superstitions have no bearing on the matches at all...hmmpf wimmenz right

[The Turk]

Originally Posted by RaoulDuke

Good for you guys. We lost to Marseille 3-0 which ended up launching they're season.

How's Elmander doing?

BTW did you see Umut Bulut's goal for Toulouse against OL on the weekend? I'm not a fan of his and that was a once in a career lucky shot but wow...

[RaoulDuke]

Originally Posted by The Turk

He's tearing it up. I think he is our leading scorer with something like 5 goals (I hate looking at sports esp. futbol through stat goggles so I don't keep much track) but more importantly he's always the guy that runs the most, tries the hardest and overall contributes to the team even on his off days. He's a keeper.

Not very adventerous or imaginative though, when he was first signed I ran into him at Ikea eating swedish meatballs with his family friggen swede

Always liked Elmander. A bit like Lisandro who plays for Lyon, they constantly harrass defenders whether they're on offense or defense.

Originally Posted by The Turk

BTW did you see Umut Bulut's goal for Toulouse against OL on the weekend? I'm not a fan of his and that was a once in a career lucky shot but wow...

No I didn't see it. He got some press when he came over. I think he was Toulouse's only recruit and got off to a rocky start, though his coach only gave him praise. Have no idea how he's doing on a regular basis.

[Dirtstar]

Originally Posted by The Turk

We are back b****eees...

Beat the sewerbirds 3-1 last night and it should've at least been double that. We hadn't been able to beat them in 3.5 years so it was like a 52.000 strong gang rape...

LMAO!!

a 52,000-strong Turkish gang rape.


sounds... pleasant

[The Turk]

Originally Posted by Dirtstar

LMAO!!

a 52,000-strong Turkish gang rape.


sounds... pleasant

think japanese porn....but bigger...much bigger..."scoring with balls" bigger

In honor of last nights goal felipe melo LigTV's (the channel that broadcasts the leage) logo was changed with a little help from our boys

the old one



the new one




god it sucks to be sewerbird today...

[RaoulDuke]

Originally Posted by The Turk

BTW did you see Umut Bulut's goal for Toulouse against OL on the weekend? I'm not a fan of his and that was a once in a career lucky shot but wow...

Scored game winning goal this weekend which got him off the hook for missing a few clear scoring opportunities.

2 games, 2 goals..

[RaoulDuke]

Originally Posted by Dirtstar

Joel Campbell in the news, B**CHES!!!

scored the game-winning goal today in the French Cup tournament

Another goal for Campbell this WE.