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Borgoguy · 12-19-2011, 04:21 PM

Not sure if any of our regulars here could use these. But, just in case someone jumps to mind, thought I'd share this video. Hilarious opening statement in the commercial: "Guys, how would you like to have an extra two inches?" Classic.

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Banks81 · 12-19-2011, 04:54 PM

I got all my stocking stuffers at sendafrizbee.com!!

My family is going to be pissed!

Jetworks · 12-19-2011, 05:04 PM

[QUOTE=Borgoguy;4283829][B]Not sure if any of our regulars here could use these. But, just in case someone jumps to mind[/B], thought I'd share this video. Hilarious opening statement in the commercial: "Guys, how would you like to have an extra two inches?" Classic.

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Jets Things · 12-19-2011, 05:40 PM

[IMG]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__AuwUApfRb4/SLggcV_ORUI/AAAAAAAACmM/inlCYN4kw_I/s400/fleet[/IMG]

Borgoguy · 12-19-2011, 05:41 PM

[QUOTE=Jets Things;4283959][IMG]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__AuwUApfRb4/SLggcV_ORUI/AAAAAAAACmM/inlCYN4kw_I/s400/fleet[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Is that item on your wish list or you giving those away, JT?

Jets Things · 12-19-2011, 05:43 PM

[QUOTE=Borgoguy;4283961]Is that item on your wish list or you giving those away, JT?[/QUOTE]

Giving away. Believe me, I don't need those. Five Guys for dinner last night had me pissing out of my ass all morning.

Borgoguy · 12-19-2011, 05:49 PM

[QUOTE=Jets Things;4283965]Giving away. Believe me, I don't need those. Five Guys for dinner last night had me pissing out of my ass all morning.[/QUOTE]

LOL. Oh, God, that sounds awful. Maybe my stocking stuffer idea (a case of Nat Sherman's best) for you will brighten your day.

[URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/641/natshermanusafantasia2.jpg/][IMG]http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/8379/natshermanusafantasia2.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

BURGERMIKE · 12-19-2011, 05:58 PM

Im wanting a Santanio CHIA PET, watch his ego grow and grow.

frostlich · 12-19-2011, 07:59 PM

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Dirtstar · 12-19-2011, 08:01 PM

[QUOTE=Jets Things;4283965]Giving away. Believe me, I don't need those. [B]Five Guys for dinner last night had me pissing out of my ass all morning.[/B][/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/png/happy-i-see-what-you-did-there.png[/IMG]

JStokes · 12-19-2011, 08:05 PM

[QUOTE=Jetworks;4283912]:rolleyes:

I'll bet 5'-5 7/8" sounds pritty, pritty good to someone right now.:D[/QUOTE]

Real people.

Real keyboards.

That cut me deep, man.

Besides, those things make my calves cramp up.

_

crossfire · 12-19-2011, 08:25 PM

[QUOTE=Jetworks;4283912]I'll bet 5'-5 7/8" sounds pritty, pritty good to someone right now.:D[/QUOTE]

Yet another fantasy fulfilled!

[IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/FantasyIslandsouthsidestokes.jpg[/IMG]

JStokes · 12-19-2011, 09:08 PM

[QUOTE=crossfire;4284139]Yet another fantasy fulfilled!

[IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/FantasyIslandsouthsidestokes.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Oh man.

_

32green · 12-19-2011, 09:45 PM

[QUOTE=crossfire;4284139]Yet another fantasy fulfilled!

[IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/FantasyIslandsouthsidestokes.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

oh no

no

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SAR I · 12-19-2011, 09:52 PM

[QUOTE=Banks81;4283893]I got all my stocking stuffers at sendafrizbee.com!!

[/QUOTE]

Stuff Linda's foot in a stocking, take some photos for your friends on Jets Insider.

SAR I

Jets Things · 12-19-2011, 10:45 PM

[QUOTE=Dirtstar;4284113][IMG]http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/png/happy-i-see-what-you-did-there.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

lolz

Just picked up on this. :eek:

southside · 12-19-2011, 11:41 PM

PoliSantander could use a rX of Valtrex.

Jetworks · 12-20-2011, 08:27 AM

[QUOTE=JStokes;4284120]Real people.

Real keyboards.

[B]That cut me deep, man.[/B]

Besides, those things make my calves cramp up.

_[/QUOTE]

As long as nothing more comes off the top, you're good.

:alien:

[QUOTE=crossfire;4284139]Yet another fantasy fulfilled!

[IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/FantasyIslandsouthsidestokes.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Yeeesh! :D

quantum · 12-20-2011, 09:08 AM

[QUOTE=crossfire;4284139]Yet another fantasy fulfilled!

[IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/FantasyIslandsouthsidestokes.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

yay! I love remakes! :banana:

Fishooked · 12-20-2011, 12:03 PM

For some reason, when I hear the term 'stocking stuffer' the first thing that comes to mind is jerking off into a sock. Anyone else? :confused:

Anyone? :O

:run_away:

12-19-2011, 04:21 PM	#1
Borgoguy Not one image until my posts are restored. Veteran Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,382	HAMPUR STOCKING STUFFER IDEAS Not sure if any of our regulars here could use these. But, just in case someone jumps to mind, thought I'd share this video. Hilarious opening statement in the commercial: "Guys, how would you like to have an extra two inches?" Classic. [url]

12-19-2011, 05:04 PM	#3
Jetworks murse in training Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Staten Island Posts: 7,453	[QUOTE=Borgoguy;4283829][B]Not sure if any of our regulars here could use these. But, just in case someone jumps to mind[/B], thought I'd share this video. Hilarious opening statement in the commercial: "Guys, how would you like to have an extra two inches?" Classic. [url] Last edited by Jetworks; 12-19-2011 at 05:07 PM.

12-19-2011, 04:54 PM	#2
Banks81 All League Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Lake Hiawatha, NJ Posts: 3,598	I got all my stocking stuffers at sendafrizbee.com!! My family is going to be pissed!

12-19-2011, 05:40 PM	#4
Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,410	[IMG]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__AuwUApfRb4/SLggcV_ORUI/AAAAAAAACmM/inlCYN4kw_I/s400/fleet[/IMG]

12-19-2011, 05:41 PM	#5
Borgoguy Not one image until my posts are restored. Veteran Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,382	[QUOTE=Jets Things;4283959][IMG]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__AuwUApfRb4/SLggcV_ORUI/AAAAAAAACmM/inlCYN4kw_I/s400/fleet[/IMG][/QUOTE] Is that item on your wish list or you giving those away, JT?

12-19-2011, 05:43 PM	#6
Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,410	[QUOTE=Borgoguy;4283961]Is that item on your wish list or you giving those away, JT?[/QUOTE] Giving away. Believe me, I don't need those. Five Guys for dinner last night had me pissing out of my ass all morning.

12-19-2011, 05:49 PM	#7
Borgoguy Not one image until my posts are restored. Veteran Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,382	[QUOTE=Jets Things;4283965]Giving away. Believe me, I don't need those. Five Guys for dinner last night had me pissing out of my ass all morning.[/QUOTE] LOL. Oh, God, that sounds awful. Maybe my stocking stuffer idea (a case of Nat Sherman's best) for you will brighten your day. [URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/641/natshermanusafantasia2.jpg/][IMG]http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/8379/natshermanusafantasia2.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

12-19-2011, 05:58 PM	#8
BURGERMIKE All Hailing the Queen of Cupholders! Hall Of Fame Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Posts: 3,771	Im wanting a Santanio CHIA PET, watch his ego grow and grow.

12-19-2011, 07:59 PM	#9
frostlich Get it done Shidzik! All League Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 2,965	[url]

12-19-2011, 08:01 PM	#10
Dirtstar Snubbed a man just to watch him cry. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 15,789	[QUOTE=Jets Things;4283965]Giving away. Believe me, I don't need those. [B]Five Guys for dinner last night had me pissing out of my ass all morning.[/B][/QUOTE] [IMG]http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/png/happy-i-see-what-you-did-there.png[/IMG]

12-19-2011, 08:05 PM	#11
JStokes Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bergen County, NJ Posts: 20,126	[QUOTE=Jetworks;4283912]:rolleyes: I'll bet 5'-5 7/8" sounds pritty, pritty good to someone right now.:D[/QUOTE] Real people. Real keyboards. That cut me deep, man. Besides, those things make my calves cramp up. _

12-19-2011, 08:25 PM	#12
crossfire Day by day, night after night... Blinded by the neon light Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,672	[QUOTE=Jetworks;4283912]I'll bet 5'-5 7/8" sounds pritty, pritty good to someone right now.:D[/QUOTE] Yet another fantasy fulfilled! [IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/FantasyIslandsouthsidestokes.jpg[/IMG]

12-19-2011, 09:08 PM	#13
JStokes Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bergen County, NJ Posts: 20,126	[QUOTE=crossfire;4284139]Yet another fantasy fulfilled! [IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/FantasyIslandsouthsidestokes.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Oh man. _

12-19-2011, 09:45 PM	#14
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	[QUOTE=crossfire;4284139]Yet another fantasy fulfilled! [IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/FantasyIslandsouthsidestokes.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] oh no no -

12-19-2011, 09:52 PM	#15
SAR I is excitedly looking forward to December22, the last home game, The Rexecution Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 38,702	[QUOTE=Banks81;4283893]I got all my stocking stuffers at sendafrizbee.com!! [/QUOTE] Stuff Linda's foot in a stocking, take some photos for your friends on Jets Insider. SAR I

12-19-2011, 10:45 PM	#16
Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,410	[QUOTE=Dirtstar;4284113][IMG]http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/png/happy-i-see-what-you-did-there.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] lolz Just picked up on this. :eek:

12-19-2011, 11:41 PM	#17
southside Forever Awesome All Pro Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,887	PoliSantander could use a rX of Valtrex.

12-20-2011, 08:27 AM	#18
Jetworks murse in training Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Staten Island Posts: 7,453	[QUOTE=JStokes;4284120]Real people. Real keyboards. [B]That cut me deep, man.[/B] Besides, those things make my calves cramp up. _[/QUOTE] As long as nothing more comes off the top, you're good. :alien: [QUOTE=crossfire;4284139]Yet another fantasy fulfilled! [IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/FantasyIslandsouthsidestokes.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Yeeesh! :D

12-20-2011, 09:08 AM	#19
quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 17,894	[QUOTE=crossfire;4284139]Yet another fantasy fulfilled! [IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/FantasyIslandsouthsidestokes.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] yay! I love remakes! :banana:

12-20-2011, 12:03 PM	#20
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,713	For some reason, when I hear the term 'stocking stuffer' the first thing that comes to mind is jerking off into a sock. Anyone else? :confused: Anyone? :O :run_away: