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innerjet · 04-20-2011, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by titanbuoy

Trust me, I've no desire to try an inflatable. This is more than likely waaaaay TMI, but I've have taken one of the disposable Tenga products for a spin... and damn, it was outstanding. They're like a party... you know, for your penis.

Imagine all the **** that goes ondown in the Holo-Deck on any Federation starship. Even in Rodenberry's fictional universe, you know initially it was the business of sex that pushed forward that technology. I'm sure we'll get there eventually but as of now those clunky contraptions that GW posted are about the best they've come up with.

As seen on HBO:

Real Doll - custom made latex love dolls from San Marcos, CA. You choose the ethnicity, face, skin tone, body type, weight, hair, eyes, etc.

Probably smells like latex too ...

Borgoguy · 04-20-2011, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by innerjet

As seen on HBO:

Real Doll - custom made latex love dolls from San Marcos, CA. You choose the ethnicity, face, skin tone, body type, weight, hair, eyes, etc.

Probably smells like latex too ...

It looks like Mariah Carey.

innerjet · 04-20-2011, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

It looks like Mariah Carey.

Their site is too graphic to post here. Apparently, the molds are made from employees and friends of the company.

Timmy® · 04-20-2011, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by innerjet

was this a custom job for a doll with a lazy eye and runny nose?

innerjet · 04-20-2011, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Timmy®

was this a custom job for a doll with a lazy eye and runny nose?

Could be the River's Edge model.

Borgoguy · 01-25-2012, 05:53 PM

Looks like the real Miley is getting pretty wild. Here she is getting kooky at her boyfriend's birthday bash.

32green · 01-25-2012, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Looks like the real Miley is getting pretty wild. Here she is getting wild at her boyfriend's birthday bash.

Please tell me that isnt a huge fargern tattoo on her side torso.

And licking the peen cake?

I feel more sad than anything else.

Hope dad is happy he made her a star....I guess.

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Borgoguy · 01-25-2012, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by 32green

Please tell me that isnt a huge fargern tattoo on her side torso.

And licking the peen cake?

I feel more sad than anything else.

Hope dad is happy he made her a star....I guess.

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Looks like ink to me, 32.

GMCJETS · 01-25-2012, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by innerjet

As seen on HBO:

Real Doll - custom made latex love dolls from San Marcos, CA. You choose the ethnicity, face, skin tone, body type, weight, hair, eyes, etc.

Probably smells like latex too ...

Nothing a little perfume couldnt fix.

32green · 01-25-2012, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Looks like ink to me, 32.

Just imagine that on the 35 year old Miley with three kids from 4 marriages.

Yum.

( if she lives until 35)

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nyahay bus · 01-25-2012, 06:10 PM

Miley's breathless pursuit of Lindsay Lohan down the rat hole is pretty disturbing, but it obscures the real question here: What red blooded heterosexual male would get a penis cake for his birthday?

nyahay bus · 01-25-2012, 06:12 PM

And what is that confectionery material in the form of a black pebbly matter that is symmetrically situated on the scrotum supposed to be?

32green · 01-25-2012, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by nyahay bus

And what is that confectionery material in the form of a black pebbly matter that is symmetrically situated on the scrotum supposed to be?

SHe prolly just barfed rabbit crap on it. Now we know where her mouth has been.

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Borgoguy · 01-25-2012, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by 32green

Just imagine that on the 35 year old Miley with three kids from 4 marriages.

Yum.

( if she lives until 35)

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I hate tattoos on chicks, especially big elaborate ones or word sentences.

Here are a few better ones of Miley:

Borgoguy · 01-25-2012, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by nyahay bus

And what is that confectionery material in the form of a black pebbly matter that is symmetrically situated on the scrotum supposed to be?

I think it's nappy pubic hair. What's really disturbing is the bite someone (presumably Miley, not her "beau") took out of the glans. It make it look like an inflamed herpes sore from hell, or some other horrific penile disease.

32green · 01-25-2012, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

I

Reminds me of someone.....

Cant quite...

Those eyebrows...

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Borgoguy · 01-25-2012, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by 32green

Reminds me of someone.....

Cant quite...

Those eyebrows...

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LMAO!

crossfire · 01-25-2012, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

I think it's nappy pubic hair. What's really disturbing is the bite someone (presumably Miley, not her "beau") took out of the glans. It make it look like an inflamed herpes sore from hell, or some other horrific penile disease.

Maybe Poli took up baking?

WestCoastOffensive · 01-25-2012, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by titanbuoy

Trust me, I've no desire to try an inflatable. This is more than likely waaaaay TMI, but I've have taken one of the disposable Tenga products for a spin... and damn, it was outstanding. They're like a party... you know, for your penis.

Imagine all the **** that goes ondown in the Holo-Deck on any Federation starship. Even in Rodenberry's fictional universe, you know initially it was the business of sex that pushed forward that technology. I'm sure we'll get there eventually but as of now those clunky contraptions that GW posted are about the best they've come up with.

Big L · 01-25-2012, 10:06 PM

Is her boyfriend black? Or does her boyfriend like black penis?

01-25-2012, 05:53 PM	#66
Borgoguy Not one image until my posts are restored. Veteran Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,382	Looks like the real Miley is getting pretty wild. Here she is getting kooky at her boyfriend's birthday bash. Last edited by Borgoguy; 01-25-2012 at 05:57 PM.

01-25-2012, 06:10 PM	#71
nyahay bus said it before: a dearth of playoff appearances in the next few years. Veteran Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,363	Miley's breathless pursuit of Lindsay Lohan down the rat hole is pretty disturbing, but it obscures the real question here: What red blooded heterosexual male would get a penis cake for his birthday?

01-25-2012, 06:12 PM	#72
nyahay bus said it before: a dearth of playoff appearances in the next few years. Veteran Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,363	And what is that confectionery material in the form of a black pebbly matter that is symmetrically situated on the scrotum supposed to be?

01-25-2012, 10:06 PM	#80
Big L Plus six thousand posts Veteran Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It's all relative Posts: 1,059	Is her boyfriend black? Or does her boyfriend like black penis?