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Old 02-13-2012, 12:46 PM   #4281
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Later *****es!!!!

I'm off to pay dues. Like feelings of self-worthlessness and doubt about your sexual identity, I will return. c-yas
Good luck. Stay out of trouble so you get out in the 30.
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Old 02-13-2012, 01:43 PM   #4282
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Old 02-13-2012, 02:15 PM   #4283
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Good luck. Stay out of trouble so you get out in the 30.
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Do they give free dental in county.

Take advantage
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Old 02-13-2012, 02:23 PM   #4284
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LMAO!!

I said the same thing to a PO once. 11 months and 29 days later, the joke was on me


But....if you can do 30-90 and get off of probation, it's much MUCH better than probation. Probation is a trap. And "county time" is easy. When you're in, just write the Trustee Sargent and get to work. When I was locked up, I worked in the kitchen for a few months and then was assigned to clean booking and receiving and the jail hallways. It was a great was to pass the time...and the guards are much cooler than the inmates. A few of the CO's I met are good friends of mine now.
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Old 02-13-2012, 06:38 PM   #4285
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Old 02-13-2012, 11:41 PM   #4286
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Damn... That just happened to me not too long ago. Going to a bar in the city that I had never been to before. Came out of the subway, knew exactly which way to go and started walking as I made a call.

Walked about a full block when it hit me that I was a dumbass and had confidently walked the wrong way. Felt like a friggin' moron.
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Old 02-13-2012, 11:43 PM   #4287
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Later *****es!!!!

I'm off to pay dues. Like feelings of self-worthlessness and doubt about your sexual identity, I will return. c-yas
Good luck!
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Old 02-14-2012, 07:09 AM   #4288
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I love how you can tell the cop lost it after this LMAO....

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Old 02-14-2012, 07:12 AM   #4289
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Old 02-14-2012, 07:18 AM   #4290
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Old 02-14-2012, 07:19 AM   #4291
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The guinea pig is pure win!
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Old 02-14-2012, 07:20 AM   #4292
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Old 02-14-2012, 07:31 AM   #4293
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From the 'Seriously?' files:



RIP Society of the Day: Not content with cornering the pizza party market, Pizza Hut has set its sights on the proposal party set too.

For $10,010, Pizza Hut will provide you with all the trimmings necessary for just a really classy way to kickstart an engagement: A ruby engagement ring, a bouquet of flowers, a personal fireworks display, a professional photographer and videographer, and, of course, a $10 Pizza Hut Dinner Box complete with a one-topping pan pizza, five breadsticks with marinara sauce, and 10 cinnamon sticks with icing in a cup for dippin’. Last but certainly far from least: A limo to take you to the Pizza Hut of your choice.


Like I said: Just really classy stuff.


You’re going to want to act fast, though: Pizza Hut has only made 10 “Perfect Proposal” packages available. For the love of God — hurry.
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Old 02-14-2012, 07:32 AM   #4294
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A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders:



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Old 02-14-2012, 07:37 AM   #4295
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I remember when this story broke on the Onion, and all the idiots on Facebook thought it was real LOL
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Old 02-14-2012, 07:41 AM   #4296
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Old 02-14-2012, 07:43 AM   #4297
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Old 02-14-2012, 10:18 AM   #4299
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This really has to be reposted here where everyone can appreciate it.

Peyton Manning inspired logo changes....the thread itself is teh awesome.

These are the Jets logos ROFL....















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Old 02-14-2012, 10:55 AM   #4300
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A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders:



24-26 killed me, ROFL
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