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GMCJETS · 03-01-2012, 02:04 PM

[url]http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2012/02/after_drinking_gasoline_man_li.html#incart_hbx[/url]

shakin318 · 03-01-2012, 02:06 PM

This thread is useless without a personal demonstration.

quantum · 03-01-2012, 02:07 PM

TLTFL

(too lazy to follow link)

GMCJETS · 03-01-2012, 02:07 PM

[QUOTE=shakin318;4380997]This thread is useless without a personal demonstration.[/QUOTE]

Go for it. Post it up on YouTube. ;)

GMCJETS · 03-01-2012, 02:08 PM

[QUOTE=quantum;4380999]TLTFL
(too lazy to follow link)[/QUOTE]

HAVELOCK, N.C. — A North Carolina man burned to death after accidentally drinking from a container of gasoline and later smoking a cigarette, CBS Charlotte reported.

On Monday, 43-year-old Gary Allen Banning apparently mistook a jar of gasoline left near the kitchen sink of his friend's apartment as a beverage, CBS Charlotte reported. After realizing his mistake, Banning spit out the gasoline, getting some of it on his clothes.

Later that evening, Banning unknowingly went outside to smoke a cigarette and burst into flames, investigators say.

A 911 call went out at 9:55 p.m. Banning was transported to the UNC Burn Center in Chapel Hill and died Tuesday morning, the report said.

quantum · 03-01-2012, 02:10 PM

thx

Darwinism: its a *****

jetswin · 03-01-2012, 02:21 PM

when moonshine goes wrong

Big L · 03-01-2012, 02:46 PM

How about a little punctuation?

After drinking[B][SIZE="6"],[/SIZE][/B] gas man lights cigarette[B][SIZE="6"],[/SIZE][/B] ignites himself.

or

After drinking gas[B][SIZE="6"],[/SIZE][/B] man lights cigarette[B][SIZE="6"],[/SIZE][/B] ignites himself.

Lazy posting. 1 demerit.

Bonhomme Richard · 03-01-2012, 02:47 PM

[QUOTE=GMCJETS;4381001]HAVELOCK, N.C. — A North Carolina man burned to death after accidentally drinking from a container of gasoline and later smoking a cigarette, CBS Charlotte reported.

On Monday, 43-year-old Gary Allen Banning apparently mistook a jar of gasoline left near the kitchen sink of his friend's apartment as a beverage, CBS Charlotte reported. After realizing his mistake, Banning spit out the gasoline, getting some of it on his clothes.

Later that evening, Banning unknowingly went outside to smoke a cigarette and burst into flames, investigators say.

A 911 call went out at 9:55 p.m. Banning was transported to the UNC Burn Center in Chapel Hill and died Tuesday morning, the report said.[/QUOTE]

That doesn't make any sense. Doesn't gasoline evaporate rather quickly?

brady's a catcher · 03-01-2012, 02:48 PM

Good, cleans up the gene pool a tiny, tiny bit.

GMCJETS · 03-01-2012, 02:53 PM

[QUOTE=Big L;4381040]How about a little punctuation?

After drinking[B][SIZE="6"],[/SIZE][/B] gas man lights cigarette[B][SIZE="6"],[/SIZE][/B] ignites himself.

or

After drinking gas[B][SIZE="6"],[/SIZE][/B] man lights cigarette[B][SIZE="6"],[/SIZE][/B] ignites himself.

Lazy posting. 1 demerit.[/QUOTE]

Can I offer you a drink and a light. :eek:

32green · 03-01-2012, 03:22 PM

[QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4381042]That doesn't make any sense. Doesn't gasoline evaporate rather quickly?[/QUOTE]

But drinking a jar containing an unknown warm yellow liquid you found in someone elses house.... makes sense.

:D

BushyTheBeaver · 03-01-2012, 03:29 PM

Smoking kills.

PlumberKhan · 03-01-2012, 03:39 PM

Self-immolation.

NASCAR style.

gunnails · 03-01-2012, 03:46 PM

[B]Meth suspect accused of torching 3,500-year-old Fla. cypress[/B]A 26-year-old suspected methamphetamine user is facing charges she burned down a 3,500-year-old cypress tree in Central Florida, reportedly telling police she needed more light to see the drugs she was doing, the Orlando Sentinel tells us.

CAPTIONSeminole County Jail
Sara Barnes is accused of malicious land burning and possession of meth for the predawn fire Jan. 16 at Big Tree Park that destroyed "The Senator," reportedly the fifth-oldest cypress in the world. Authorities say that while smoking meth with a friend inside the 118-foot-tall tree, Barnes told them she started a fire so she could see the drugs better.

Police were tipped the day after the fire. Investigators Tuesday confiscated Barnes' cellphone, laptop computer, methamphetamine, a glass pipe and other drug paraphernalia from her apartment near Winter Park.

State agriculture agents said Barnes took pictures of the fire and downloaded them to her phone and computer, the Sentinel writes. Witnesses told them she showed off the images, saying, "I can't believe I burned down a tree older than Jesus."

Barnes, who describes herself on Facebook as a model, posted bond today. A court date is pending.

A forestry agent initially suspected arson, but investigators later said they had ruled that out.

BLOG: Arson ruled out in burning of 3,500-year-old Fla. cypress

Seminole County plans to install a $30,000 fence to prevent someone from stealing the charred remains of The Senator or damaging nearby Lady Liberty, a cypress estimated to be 2,000 years old.[IMG]http://i.usatoday.net/communitymanager/_photos/on-deadline/2012/02/29/Barnesx-large.jpg[/IMG]http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2012/02/suspected-meth-user-accused-of-torching-3500-year-old-tree/http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2012/02/suspected-meth-user-accused-of-torching-3500-year-old-tree/1?AID=4992781&PID=4003003&SID=10kare7tj4qg#.T0-x94cgcot[IMG]http://orlandosentinel.ugc.trb.com/ugs/public/photo/orlnews/2012/03/10-10782446-429228-288804.JPG[/IMG]

PlumberKhan · 03-01-2012, 05:01 PM

[QUOTE=gunnails;4381121][B]Meth suspect accused of torching 3,500-year-old Fla. cypress[/B][/QUOTE]

Why do people do meth?

It's the "bus to the Poconos" of the drug world. :nono:

Green + White · 03-01-2012, 05:17 PM

Darwin Award plox.

LIDeadHead · 03-01-2012, 05:47 PM

Another reason to quit smoking.

Lone Star Lady · 03-01-2012, 05:49 PM

[QUOTE]Barnes, who describes herself on Facebook as a [B]model[/B], posted bond today. A court date is pending.[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://blog.nopdesign.sk/en/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/orly-mini.jpg[/IMG]

crossfire · 03-01-2012, 07:29 PM

[QUOTE=PlumberKhan;4381246]Why do people do meth?

It's the "bus to the Poconos" of the drug world. :nono:[/QUOTE]

:clapper::clapper::clapper:

03-01-2012, 02:04 PM	#1
GMCJETS Been there done that. Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 5,658	After drinking gas man lights cigarette ignites himself. [url]http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2012/02/after_drinking_gasoline_man_li.html#incart_hbx[/url]

03-01-2012, 02:06 PM	#2
shakin318 Beslubbering beef-witted lout Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Funkytown Posts: 7,174	This thread is useless without a personal demonstration.

03-01-2012, 02:07 PM	#3
quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 17,877	TLTFL (too lazy to follow link)

03-01-2012, 02:08 PM	#5
GMCJETS Been there done that. Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 5,658	[QUOTE=quantum;4380999]TLTFL (too lazy to follow link)[/QUOTE] HAVELOCK, N.C. — A North Carolina man burned to death after accidentally drinking from a container of gasoline and later smoking a cigarette, CBS Charlotte reported. On Monday, 43-year-old Gary Allen Banning apparently mistook a jar of gasoline left near the kitchen sink of his friend's apartment as a beverage, CBS Charlotte reported. After realizing his mistake, Banning spit out the gasoline, getting some of it on his clothes. Later that evening, Banning unknowingly went outside to smoke a cigarette and burst into flames, investigators say. A 911 call went out at 9:55 p.m. Banning was transported to the UNC Burn Center in Chapel Hill and died Tuesday morning, the report said.

03-01-2012, 02:10 PM	#6
quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 17,877	thx Darwinism: its a *****

03-01-2012, 02:21 PM	#7
jetswin stumblin mumblin butt fumblin Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Westchester Co. Posts: 35,458	when moonshine goes wrong

03-01-2012, 02:46 PM	#8
Big L Plus six thousand posts Veteran Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It's all relative Posts: 1,052	How about a little punctuation? After drinking[B][SIZE="6"],[/SIZE][/B] gas man lights cigarette[B][SIZE="6"],[/SIZE][/B] ignites himself. or After drinking gas[B][SIZE="6"],[/SIZE][/B] man lights cigarette[B][SIZE="6"],[/SIZE][/B] ignites himself. Lazy posting. 1 demerit.

03-01-2012, 02:47 PM	#9
Bonhomme Richard Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Posts: 4,085	[QUOTE=GMCJETS;4381001]HAVELOCK, N.C. — A North Carolina man burned to death after accidentally drinking from a container of gasoline and later smoking a cigarette, CBS Charlotte reported. On Monday, 43-year-old Gary Allen Banning apparently mistook a jar of gasoline left near the kitchen sink of his friend's apartment as a beverage, CBS Charlotte reported. After realizing his mistake, Banning spit out the gasoline, getting some of it on his clothes. Later that evening, Banning unknowingly went outside to smoke a cigarette and burst into flames, investigators say. A 911 call went out at 9:55 p.m. Banning was transported to the UNC Burn Center in Chapel Hill and died Tuesday morning, the report said.[/QUOTE] That doesn't make any sense. Doesn't gasoline evaporate rather quickly?

03-01-2012, 02:48 PM	#10
brady's a catcher R.I.P Goofy Maloof All Pro Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Alexandria, VA Posts: 6,683	Good, cleans up the gene pool a tiny, tiny bit.

03-01-2012, 02:53 PM	#11
GMCJETS Been there done that. Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 5,658	[QUOTE=Big L;4381040]How about a little punctuation? After drinking[B][SIZE="6"],[/SIZE][/B] gas man lights cigarette[B][SIZE="6"],[/SIZE][/B] ignites himself. or After drinking gas[B][SIZE="6"],[/SIZE][/B] man lights cigarette[B][SIZE="6"],[/SIZE][/B] ignites himself. Lazy posting. 1 demerit.[/QUOTE] Can I offer you a drink and a light. :eek:

03-01-2012, 03:22 PM	#12
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	[QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4381042]That doesn't make any sense. Doesn't gasoline evaporate rather quickly?[/QUOTE] But drinking a jar containing an unknown warm yellow liquid you found in someone elses house.... makes sense. :D

03-01-2012, 03:29 PM	#13
BushyTheBeaver size matters All League Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,922	Smoking kills.

03-01-2012, 03:39 PM	#14
PlumberKhan BRACE YOURSELVES FOR 12... Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Van down by the river Posts: 21,013	Self-immolation. NASCAR style.

03-01-2012, 03:46 PM	#15
gunnails All League Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Portland Oregon Posts: 4,516	[B]Meth suspect accused of torching 3,500-year-old Fla. cypress[/B]A 26-year-old suspected methamphetamine user is facing charges she burned down a 3,500-year-old cypress tree in Central Florida, reportedly telling police she needed more light to see the drugs she was doing, the Orlando Sentinel tells us. CAPTIONSeminole County Jail Sara Barnes is accused of malicious land burning and possession of meth for the predawn fire Jan. 16 at Big Tree Park that destroyed "The Senator," reportedly the fifth-oldest cypress in the world. Authorities say that while smoking meth with a friend inside the 118-foot-tall tree, Barnes told them she started a fire so she could see the drugs better. Police were tipped the day after the fire. Investigators Tuesday confiscated Barnes' cellphone, laptop computer, methamphetamine, a glass pipe and other drug paraphernalia from her apartment near Winter Park. State agriculture agents said Barnes took pictures of the fire and downloaded them to her phone and computer, the Sentinel writes. Witnesses told them she showed off the images, saying, "I can't believe I burned down a tree older than Jesus." Barnes, who describes herself on Facebook as a model, posted bond today. A court date is pending. A forestry agent initially suspected arson, but investigators later said they had ruled that out. BLOG: Arson ruled out in burning of 3,500-year-old Fla. cypress Seminole County plans to install a $30,000 fence to prevent someone from stealing the charred remains of The Senator or damaging nearby Lady Liberty, a cypress estimated to be 2,000 years old.[IMG]http://i.usatoday.net/communitymanager/_photos/on-deadline/2012/02/29/Barnesx-large.jpg[/IMG]http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2012/02/suspected-meth-user-accused-of-torching-3500-year-old-tree/http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2012/02/suspected-meth-user-accused-of-torching-3500-year-old-tree/1?AID=4992781&PID=4003003&SID=10kare7tj4qg#.T0-x94cgcot[IMG]http://orlandosentinel.ugc.trb.com/ugs/public/photo/orlnews/2012/03/10-10782446-429228-288804.JPG[/IMG]

03-01-2012, 05:01 PM	#16
PlumberKhan BRACE YOURSELVES FOR 12... Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Van down by the river Posts: 21,013	[QUOTE=gunnails;4381121][B]Meth suspect accused of torching 3,500-year-old Fla. cypress[/B][/QUOTE] Why do people do meth? It's the "bus to the Poconos" of the drug world. :nono:

03-01-2012, 05:17 PM	#17
Green + White furor teutonicus Veteran Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: NRW, Germany Posts: 1,020	Darwin Award plox.

03-01-2012, 05:47 PM	#18
LIDeadHead is attacking the head. All Pro Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: LI NY Posts: 5,049	Another reason to quit smoking.

03-01-2012, 05:49 PM	#19
Lone Star Lady Veteran Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: TX via MA via CT Posts: 1,828	[QUOTE]Barnes, who describes herself on Facebook as a [B]model[/B], posted bond today. A court date is pending.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://blog.nopdesign.sk/en/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/orly-mini.jpg[/IMG]

03-01-2012, 07:29 PM	#20
crossfire Day by day, night after night... Blinded by the neon light Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,665	[QUOTE=PlumberKhan;4381246]Why do people do meth? It's the "bus to the Poconos" of the drug world. :nono:[/QUOTE] :clapper::clapper::clapper: