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Fishooked · 04-25-2012, 01:51 PM

[QUOTE=Jets Things;4445680]Get your own schtick. :mad:[/QUOTE]

lmfao

FF2® · 04-25-2012, 02:02 PM

[QUOTE=Monsterxman;4445537]Ok - Wife read it, I got more sex.

The only problem with the book is the premise.

[/QUOTE]

You are getting more sex, but the problem is with the book? :confused:

BushyTheBeaver · 04-25-2012, 04:40 PM

Does he give her the Houdini?

Monsterxman · 04-25-2012, 07:24 PM

[QUOTE=FF2®;4445716]You are getting more sex, but the problem is with the book? :confused:[/QUOTE]

Didn't say I had a problem with the sex, just the book. :D

32green · 04-25-2012, 07:45 PM

[QUOTE=Fishooked;4445332]Is that Adam Sandler from 'Jack & Jill' ?[/QUOTE]

Rmao!

32green · 04-25-2012, 07:48 PM

[QUOTE=FF2®;4445716]You are getting more sex, but the problem is with the book? :confused:[/QUOTE]

She's frantically spearing him with dildos. Its technically "more sex", but awfully uncomfortable.

:dunno:

JStokes · 04-25-2012, 08:37 PM

[QUOTE=32green;4446277]She's frantically spearing him with dildos. Its technically "more sex", but awfully uncomfortable.

:dunno:[/QUOTE]

Like Ralphie and Janice from the Sopranos.

_

BushyTheBeaver · 04-25-2012, 09:18 PM

[QUOTE=JStokes;4446327]Like Ralphie and Janice from the Sopranos.

_[/QUOTE]

I was picturing the shower scene from Psycho. :eek:

quantum · 04-26-2012, 09:02 AM

[QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4445607]Good God, what a load of crap.[/QUOTE]

That's why its called "mommy porn". Like expecting the pizza deliverer to be Jenna Jamison and jumping you when she brings your pizza.... :rolleyes:

Big L · 04-26-2012, 09:17 AM

[QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4446081]Does he give her the Houdini?[/QUOTE]

Houdini?

Pls. Advs.

BushyTheBeaver · 04-26-2012, 09:41 AM

[QUOTE=Big L;4446612]Houdini?

Pls. Advs.[/QUOTE]

That's when you're doing a girl from behind and just before you climax you pull out and spit on her back. Then when she turns aound to look at you you come in her face and shout "Houdini!"

dickkotite · 04-30-2012, 06:30 PM

lol mommy porn

my girls going crazy

PlumberKhan · 04-30-2012, 06:41 PM

No. She's reading "As I Lay Dying"....

Sent from my Double-Wide using Semaphore...

Fishooked · 04-30-2012, 06:42 PM

Mine is reading some Lorena Bobbitt autobiography

dickkotite · 04-30-2012, 08:29 PM

omg i didnt know there was a thread already....

yea the mommys are all getting horny

my girl is off the hook. personally, i think the book sounds terrible. a total chick flick.

my girl ;'"baby did u ever hear of a butt plug?"

"what does tossing salad mean?"

Big L · 04-30-2012, 08:36 PM

[QUOTE=dickkotite;4455366]omg i didnt know there was a thread already....

yea the mommys are all getting horny

my girl is off the hook. personally, i think the book sounds terrible. a total chick flick.

my girl ;'"baby did u ever hear of a butt plug?"

"what does tossing salad mean?"[/QUOTE]

So are you getting more action? The OP needs to know.

dickkotite · 04-30-2012, 09:00 PM

well i get plenty so no complaints but yes, there is a new interest for trying other stuff out

Big L · 04-30-2012, 09:03 PM

[QUOTE=dickkotite;4455407]well i get plenty so no complaints but yes, there is a new interest for trying other stuff out[/QUOTE]

Careful, she'll think the buttplug's for you.

:eek:

dickkotite · 04-30-2012, 09:11 PM

see for me its a disadvantage. im not interested in all that stupid crap. ewwwwwww blindfold and a feather duster. soooo gay.

it was fine before.

now for u guys who have been married 10 plus years, maybe its a good thing

Peebag · 04-30-2012, 09:43 PM

[QUOTE=dickkotite;4455423]see for me its a disadvantage. im not interested in all that stupid crap. ewwwwwww blindfold and a feather duster. soooo gay.

it was fine before.

now for u guys who have been married 10 plus years, maybe its a good thing[/QUOTE]

What's his name?

04-30-2012, 06:30 PM	#52
dickkotite SAR1 is my son..... All Pro Join Date: May 1999 Posts: 8,330	is anybody elses girl reading that book, 50 shaded of grey? lol mommy porn my girls going crazy

04-25-2012, 01:51 PM	#41
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,673	[QUOTE=Jets Things;4445680]Get your own schtick. :mad:[/QUOTE] lmfao

04-25-2012, 02:02 PM	#42
FF2® Believes Sloppy Guy was involved JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 46,116	[QUOTE=Monsterxman;4445537]Ok - Wife read it, I got more sex. The only problem with the book is the premise. [/QUOTE] You are getting more sex, but the problem is with the book? :confused:

04-25-2012, 04:40 PM	#43
BushyTheBeaver size matters All League Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,922	Does he give her the Houdini?

04-25-2012, 07:24 PM	#44
Monsterxman supercalifragilisticexpialidocious All League Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 4,062	[QUOTE=FF2®;4445716]You are getting more sex, but the problem is with the book? :confused:[/QUOTE] Didn't say I had a problem with the sex, just the book. :D

04-25-2012, 07:45 PM	#45
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	[QUOTE=Fishooked;4445332]Is that Adam Sandler from 'Jack & Jill' ?[/QUOTE] Rmao!

04-25-2012, 07:48 PM	#46
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	[QUOTE=FF2®;4445716]You are getting more sex, but the problem is with the book? :confused:[/QUOTE] She's frantically spearing him with dildos. Its technically "more sex", but awfully uncomfortable. :dunno:

04-25-2012, 08:37 PM	#47
JStokes Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bergen County, NJ Posts: 20,126	[QUOTE=32green;4446277]She's frantically spearing him with dildos. Its technically "more sex", but awfully uncomfortable. :dunno:[/QUOTE] Like Ralphie and Janice from the Sopranos. _

04-25-2012, 09:18 PM	#48
BushyTheBeaver size matters All League Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,922	[QUOTE=JStokes;4446327]Like Ralphie and Janice from the Sopranos. _[/QUOTE] I was picturing the shower scene from Psycho. :eek:

04-26-2012, 09:02 AM	#49
quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 17,877	[QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4445607]Good God, what a load of crap.[/QUOTE] That's why its called "mommy porn". Like expecting the pizza deliverer to be Jenna Jamison and jumping you when she brings your pizza.... :rolleyes:

04-26-2012, 09:17 AM	#50
Big L Plus six thousand posts Veteran Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It's all relative Posts: 1,052	[QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4446081]Does he give her the Houdini?[/QUOTE] Houdini? Pls. Advs.

04-26-2012, 09:41 AM	#51
BushyTheBeaver size matters All League Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,922	[QUOTE=Big L;4446612]Houdini? Pls. Advs.[/QUOTE] That's when you're doing a girl from behind and just before you climax you pull out and spit on her back. Then when she turns aound to look at you you come in her face and shout "Houdini!"

04-30-2012, 06:41 PM	#53
PlumberKhan BRACE YOURSELVES FOR 12... Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Van down by the river Posts: 21,013	No. She's reading "As I Lay Dying".... Sent from my Double-Wide using Semaphore...

04-30-2012, 06:42 PM	#54
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,673	Mine is reading some Lorena Bobbitt autobiography

04-30-2012, 08:29 PM	#55
dickkotite SAR1 is my son..... All Pro Join Date: May 1999 Posts: 8,330	omg i didnt know there was a thread already.... yea the mommys are all getting horny my girl is off the hook. personally, i think the book sounds terrible. a total chick flick. my girl ;'"baby did u ever hear of a butt plug?" "what does tossing salad mean?"

04-30-2012, 08:36 PM	#56
Big L Plus six thousand posts Veteran Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It's all relative Posts: 1,052	[QUOTE=dickkotite;4455366]omg i didnt know there was a thread already.... yea the mommys are all getting horny my girl is off the hook. personally, i think the book sounds terrible. a total chick flick. my girl ;'"baby did u ever hear of a butt plug?" "what does tossing salad mean?"[/QUOTE] So are you getting more action? The OP needs to know.

04-30-2012, 09:00 PM	#57
dickkotite SAR1 is my son..... All Pro Join Date: May 1999 Posts: 8,330	well i get plenty so no complaints but yes, there is a new interest for trying other stuff out

04-30-2012, 09:03 PM	#58
Big L Plus six thousand posts Veteran Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It's all relative Posts: 1,052	[QUOTE=dickkotite;4455407]well i get plenty so no complaints but yes, there is a new interest for trying other stuff out[/QUOTE] Careful, she'll think the buttplug's for you. :eek:

04-30-2012, 09:11 PM	#59
dickkotite SAR1 is my son..... All Pro Join Date: May 1999 Posts: 8,330	see for me its a disadvantage. im not interested in all that stupid crap. ewwwwwww blindfold and a feather duster. soooo gay. it was fine before. now for u guys who have been married 10 plus years, maybe its a good thing

04-30-2012, 09:43 PM	#60
Peebag being disappointed since January 13th, 1969 All Pro Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: great midwest -well not so great Posts: 7,108	[QUOTE=dickkotite;4455423]see for me its a disadvantage. im not interested in all that stupid crap. ewwwwwww blindfold and a feather duster. soooo gay. it was fine before. now for u guys who have been married 10 plus years, maybe its a good thing[/QUOTE] What's his name?