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FF2® · 04-25-2012, 04:02 PM

[QUOTE=jetstream23;4445917]I'm an ethicist. Let me know if you still have questions after reading the answers above. I'll try to help...for a fee.[/QUOTE]

Do you charge more or less than a lawyer?

32green · 04-25-2012, 04:05 PM

[QUOTE=FF2®;4445398]So I keep getting a magazine delivered to my office that's not for me.

I told Cliff Clavin its not mine, he seems intent on ignoring me.

Am I under any legal or moral obligation to rectify this situation?

Or should I just enjoy said magazine.

Thoughts?[/QUOTE]

[I]Meanwhile over at Mailman Insider:[/I]

[QUOTE=Clavin®69isGOd] So I hit Arse clown deautchbarg with another copy of American RIfleman...lol...he had put the 9 previous copies in front of his door with a note that said "As per our previous discussion, please forward these to the intended recipient. Thank you sir".....Naturally, I slid each one back under along with the June issue. I could hear ACD fumbling and cursing on the other side so I shouted "whats that? Are you saying something sir?" as I see the corner of a magazine being pushed back out, so I kicked it back in.

He goes "Ah no. everythings cool.... Thankyou sir!" and he pulls the mag back in. Then I hear a muffled scream and a desk getting the business, lol.

Ha ha I love that Arseclown Deutchberg![/QUOTE]

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jetstream23 · 04-25-2012, 04:29 PM

[QUOTE=FF2®;4445979]Do you charge more or less than a lawyer?[/QUOTE]

A helluva lot more. I mean I AM a certified ethicist. But my advice is worth the cost. Depending upon how dire the straits of my client I'll simply raise my rates accordingly.

FF2® · 04-25-2012, 04:32 PM

[QUOTE=jetstream23;4446039]A helluva lot more. I mean I AM a certified ethicist. But my advice is worth the cost. Depending upon how dire the straits of my client I'll simply raise my rates accordingly.[/QUOTE]

Is that ethical?

32green · 04-25-2012, 04:36 PM

[QUOTE=FF2®;4446047]Is that ethical?[/QUOTE]

Does Mongo Manning, Eli's similarly attired decoy brother **** in the woods?

:dunno:

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jetstream23 · 04-25-2012, 04:45 PM

[QUOTE=FF2®;4446047]Is that ethical?[/QUOTE]

I can answer that but I'll have to bill you for my time to do so. I bill in 1/2 hour increments with a minimum of 4 hours.

jetstream23 · 04-25-2012, 04:48 PM

PM sent. Invoice attached. I accept Paypal, unsecured credit card transactions and hard coin, hoss.

FF2® · 04-25-2012, 04:53 PM

[QUOTE=jetstream23;4446103]PM sent. Invoice attached. I accept Paypal, unsecured credit card transactions and hard coin, hoss.[/QUOTE]

Diner's Club OK?

frostlich · 04-25-2012, 05:17 PM

Read it on your next trip to the toilet. Then hand deliver it. Everybody wins.

32green · 04-25-2012, 05:41 PM

[QUOTE=jetstream23;4446103]PM sent. Invoice attached.[/QUOTE]

Any room on the invoice for the signature of Mango Manning, Eli's similarly attired decoy brother?

Two tickets to Shakin's draft party say yes.

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Jetworks · 04-25-2012, 05:51 PM

[QUOTE=bullitt929;4445957]I had a summer job as a mailman when I was in college, so I guess I'm an expert. This seems pretty black and white to me. There are rules. They exist for a reason. Follow them or suffer the consequences. I can't exactly tell you what the rules are, but we all know, don't we? :D[/QUOTE]

Someone should issue a memo.

For clarification purposes.

[QUOTE=32green;4445987][I]Meanwhile over at Mailman Insider:[/I]

Originally Posted by Clavin®69isGOd
So I hit Arse clown deautchbarg with another copy of American RIfleman...lol...he had put the 9 previous copies in front of his door with a note that said "As per our previous discussion, please forward these to the intended recipient. Thank you sir".....Naturally, I slid each one back under along with the June issue. I could hear ACD fumbling and cursing on the other side so I shouted "whats that? Are you saying something sir?" as I see the corner of a magazine being pushed back out, so I kicked it back in.

He goes "Ah no. everythings cool.... Thankyou sir!" and he pulls the mag back in. Then I hear a muffled scream and a desk getting the business, lol.

Ha ha I love that Arseclown Deutchberg!

-[/QUOTE]

:rofl:

rushfordimmen · 04-26-2012, 05:20 AM

have a nice time!

AFCEastFan · 04-26-2012, 05:47 AM

[QUOTE=rushfordimmen;4446508]have a nice time![/QUOTE]

Enjoy your perma-ban.

FF2® · 04-26-2012, 09:29 AM

[QUOTE=rushfordimmen;4446508]have a nice time![/QUOTE]

Who was this guy?

FF2® · 04-26-2012, 09:30 AM

UDATE:

I have received 3 issues of the magazine all in 2 weeks.

Some nefarious goings-on here. :confused:

crasherino · 04-26-2012, 10:38 AM

[QUOTE=FF2®;4446636]UDATE:

I have received 3 issues of the magazine all in 2 weeks.

Some nefarious goings-on here. :confused:[/QUOTE]

I hear Manhole has some great articles. Don't just look at the pictures.

Jungle Shift Jet · 04-27-2012, 06:52 PM

cross out your address
mark return to sender
slip it in the mailbox
without the brown envelope
done

32green · 04-27-2012, 06:57 PM

[QUOTE=FF2®;4446636]UDATE:

I have received 3 issues of the magazine all in 2 weeks.

Some nefarious goings-on here. :confused:[/QUOTE]

I work regularly with Postal Inspectors and I can tell you this; There is a ring of clown-mailmen operating in the greater NE area. Be thankful you didnt get the Western NY Doot-package crew.

PM me your business address.

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WestCoastOffensive · 04-27-2012, 07:37 PM

[QUOTE=Fishooked;4445468]Enjoy your windfall, occupant[/QUOTE]
:rofl:

Timmy® · 04-27-2012, 07:43 PM

[QUOTE=32green;4450735]I work regularly with Postal Inspectors and I can tell you this; There is a ring of clown-mailmen operating in the greater NE area. Be thankful you didnt get the Western NY Doot-package crew.

PM me your business address.

-[/QUOTE]
I had a summer job delivering mail to apartment complexes in Brookline Massachusetts for a month. I was three days behind in the mail at all times and things were going okay. I read everyone's magazines and decide which crap I should throw in the garbage to lighten my load. There was one woman I had the hots for and I read some of her mail that seemed of the personal persuasion. She got one letter with a rose sticking out of it. I opened it and it was from a guy who she was conversing with through personal ads. The guy apologized profusely about a letter he sent her, saying he only used "that kind of language" because he found that was the kind of stuff women seemed to want. He explained he wasn't really liked this but thought that was what women liked to here. He sent the rose as an apology. He said
"I hope you like this, I grew it myself". I took the rose out of the envelope and poured some frosted flakes in instead.

The jig was up when I didn't deliver the monthly social security checks to the old bats on time and was told this wasn't my thing.

04-25-2012, 04:02 PM	#21
FF2® Believes Sloppy Guy was involved JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 46,172	[QUOTE=jetstream23;4445917]I'm an ethicist. Let me know if you still have questions after reading the answers above. I'll try to help...for a fee.[/QUOTE] Do you charge more or less than a lawyer?

04-25-2012, 04:05 PM	#22
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	[QUOTE=FF2®;4445398]So I keep getting a magazine delivered to my office that's not for me. I told Cliff Clavin its not mine, he seems intent on ignoring me. Am I under any legal or moral obligation to rectify this situation? Or should I just enjoy said magazine. Thoughts?[/QUOTE] [I]Meanwhile over at Mailman Insider:[/I] [QUOTE=Clavin®69isGOd] So I hit Arse clown deautchbarg with another copy of American RIfleman...lol...he had put the 9 previous copies in front of his door with a note that said "As per our previous discussion, please forward these to the intended recipient. Thank you sir".....Naturally, I slid each one back under along with the June issue. I could hear ACD fumbling and cursing on the other side so I shouted "whats that? Are you saying something sir?" as I see the corner of a magazine being pushed back out, so I kicked it back in. He goes "Ah no. everythings cool.... Thankyou sir!" and he pulls the mag back in. Then I hear a muffled scream and a desk getting the business, lol. Ha ha I love that Arseclown Deutchberg![/QUOTE] -

04-25-2012, 04:29 PM	#23
jetstream23 recovering from turf toe Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Phoenix, AZ (New Jets Stadium Section 246) Posts: 31,590	[QUOTE=FF2®;4445979]Do you charge more or less than a lawyer?[/QUOTE] A helluva lot more. I mean I AM a certified ethicist. But my advice is worth the cost. Depending upon how dire the straits of my client I'll simply raise my rates accordingly.

04-25-2012, 04:32 PM	#24
FF2® Believes Sloppy Guy was involved JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 46,172	[QUOTE=jetstream23;4446039]A helluva lot more. I mean I AM a certified ethicist. But my advice is worth the cost. Depending upon how dire the straits of my client I'll simply raise my rates accordingly.[/QUOTE] Is that ethical?

04-25-2012, 04:36 PM	#25
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	[QUOTE=FF2®;4446047]Is that ethical?[/QUOTE] Does Mongo Manning, Eli's similarly attired decoy brother **** in the woods? :dunno: -

04-25-2012, 04:45 PM	#26
jetstream23 recovering from turf toe Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Phoenix, AZ (New Jets Stadium Section 246) Posts: 31,590	[QUOTE=FF2®;4446047]Is that ethical?[/QUOTE] I can answer that but I'll have to bill you for my time to do so. I bill in 1/2 hour increments with a minimum of 4 hours.

04-25-2012, 04:48 PM	#27
jetstream23 recovering from turf toe Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Phoenix, AZ (New Jets Stadium Section 246) Posts: 31,590	PM sent. Invoice attached. I accept Paypal, unsecured credit card transactions and hard coin, hoss.

04-25-2012, 04:53 PM	#28
FF2® Believes Sloppy Guy was involved JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 46,172	[QUOTE=jetstream23;4446103]PM sent. Invoice attached. I accept Paypal, unsecured credit card transactions and hard coin, hoss.[/QUOTE] Diner's Club OK?

04-25-2012, 05:17 PM	#29
frostlich Get it done Shidzik! All League Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 2,965	Read it on your next trip to the toilet. Then hand deliver it. Everybody wins.

04-25-2012, 05:41 PM	#30
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	[QUOTE=jetstream23;4446103]PM sent. Invoice attached.[/QUOTE] Any room on the invoice for the signature of Mango Manning, Eli's similarly attired decoy brother? Two tickets to Shakin's draft party say yes. -

04-25-2012, 05:51 PM	#31
Jetworks murse in training Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Staten Island Posts: 7,453	[QUOTE=bullitt929;4445957]I had a summer job as a mailman when I was in college, so I guess I'm an expert. This seems pretty black and white to me. There are rules. They exist for a reason. Follow them or suffer the consequences. I can't exactly tell you what the rules are, but we all know, don't we? :D[/QUOTE] Someone should issue a memo. For clarification purposes. [QUOTE=32green;4445987][I]Meanwhile over at Mailman Insider:[/I] Originally Posted by Clavin®69isGOd So I hit Arse clown deautchbarg with another copy of American RIfleman...lol...he had put the 9 previous copies in front of his door with a note that said "As per our previous discussion, please forward these to the intended recipient. Thank you sir".....Naturally, I slid each one back under along with the June issue. I could hear ACD fumbling and cursing on the other side so I shouted "whats that? Are you saying something sir?" as I see the corner of a magazine being pushed back out, so I kicked it back in. He goes "Ah no. everythings cool.... Thankyou sir!" and he pulls the mag back in. Then I hear a muffled scream and a desk getting the business, lol. Ha ha I love that Arseclown Deutchberg! -[/QUOTE] :rofl:

04-26-2012, 05:20 AM	#32
rushfordimmen Banned Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 4	have a nice time!

04-26-2012, 05:47 AM	#33
AFCEastFan Money now -- and a lot more when I get into that office. You can take that to the bank. All League Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 4,028	[QUOTE=rushfordimmen;4446508]have a nice time![/QUOTE] Enjoy your perma-ban.

04-26-2012, 09:29 AM	#34
FF2® Believes Sloppy Guy was involved JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 46,172	[QUOTE=rushfordimmen;4446508]have a nice time![/QUOTE] Who was this guy?

04-26-2012, 09:30 AM	#35
FF2® Believes Sloppy Guy was involved JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 46,172	UDATE: I have received 3 issues of the magazine all in 2 weeks. Some nefarious goings-on here. :confused:

04-26-2012, 10:38 AM	#36
crasherino Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: NYC Posts: 16,826	[QUOTE=FF2®;4446636]UDATE: I have received 3 issues of the magazine all in 2 weeks. Some nefarious goings-on here. :confused:[/QUOTE] I hear Manhole has some great articles. Don't just look at the pictures.

04-27-2012, 06:52 PM	#37
Jungle Shift Jet Occasionally stoops to uploading hotties pix to boost his postcount All Pro Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Alive with a superior intellect in an erudite world of fine tastes that you will never, EVER acquire Posts: 5,038	cross out your address mark return to sender slip it in the mailbox without the brown envelope done

04-27-2012, 06:57 PM	#38
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	[QUOTE=FF2®;4446636]UDATE: I have received 3 issues of the magazine all in 2 weeks. Some nefarious goings-on here. :confused:[/QUOTE] I work regularly with Postal Inspectors and I can tell you this; There is a ring of clown-mailmen operating in the greater NE area. Be thankful you didnt get the Western NY Doot-package crew. PM me your business address. -

04-27-2012, 07:37 PM	#39
WestCoastOffensive Lying to the Smithsonian Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SF via Strong Island Posts: 26,646	[QUOTE=Fishooked;4445468]Enjoy your windfall, occupant[/QUOTE] :rofl:

04-27-2012, 07:43 PM	#40
Timmy® JI's own Reverend Jim. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Vermont Posts: 23,485	[QUOTE=32green;4450735]I work regularly with Postal Inspectors and I can tell you this; There is a ring of clown-mailmen operating in the greater NE area. Be thankful you didnt get the Western NY Doot-package crew. PM me your business address. -[/QUOTE] I had a summer job delivering mail to apartment complexes in Brookline Massachusetts for a month. I was three days behind in the mail at all times and things were going okay. I read everyone's magazines and decide which crap I should throw in the garbage to lighten my load. There was one woman I had the hots for and I read some of her mail that seemed of the personal persuasion. She got one letter with a rose sticking out of it. I opened it and it was from a guy who she was conversing with through personal ads. The guy apologized profusely about a letter he sent her, saying he only used "that kind of language" because he found that was the kind of stuff women seemed to want. He explained he wasn't really liked this but thought that was what women liked to here. He sent the rose as an apology. He said "I hope you like this, I grew it myself". I took the rose out of the envelope and poured some frosted flakes in instead. The jig was up when I didn't deliver the monthly social security checks to the old bats on time and was told this wasn't my thing.