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FF2® · 06-12-2012, 11:33 AM

I had to read this 3 times before I even understood it.

[url]http://www.wcvb.com/news/local/boston-south/Police-Mass-woman-poses-as-boy-online-meets-girl-for-sex/-/9848842/14778786/-/htm65az/-/index.html[/url]

Police: Mass. woman poses as boy online, meets girl for sex

Woman met W. Va. girl several times for sex, police say

QUINCY, Mass. - Authorities have arrested a 24-year-old Quincy woman who they allege disguised herself a 17-year-old male in striking up an interstate Internet romance with a West Virginia minor.

Carissa Hads, who according to court documents lives on Whitwell Street in Quincy, was arrested May 24 in Pittsburgh, where she was planning to meet with the 15-year-old West Virginia girl, police allege, our news partners The Patriot Ledger reported.

Hads is charged with sexual penetration of a minor child by crossing state lines. A federal judge ordered her to be detained in West Virginia on June 8.

A police affidavit alleges Hads used the name “Puryear Wilson” in interacting with the West Virginia girl online, where they met in October 2010. Hads told the girl she was 17 years old and the father of twin sons, the affidavit says.

Hads sent the girl cell phones to use when they talked and paid the bills for the phones. Authorities allege the girl used the phones to send Hads nude pictures of herself.

The two communicated for 14 months until, in December 2011, authorities allege Hads met up with the 15-year-old girl in Pennsylvania for the first time.

The girl’s mother, the affidavit states, drove her daughter to a Pennsylvania motel to meet Hads and paid for a room for herself and her daughter there. The mother also paid for a separate room for Hads, according to the affidavit.

The girl stated that during the evening, Hads “digitally penetrated” her, according to the affidavit.

The two met up again in February at the girl’s home in West Virginia. The girl told her mother, according to the affidavit, that she had sexual intercourse with Hads during the visit, but that Hads did not undresses during the interaction. The girl and her mother told police Hads wore a back brace which covered the chest and blue-colored contact lenses.

The girl eventually confronted Hads over her true identity, and Hads allegedly threatened her life in response, according to the affidavit.

The affidavit says Hads requested the girl’s mother send her packages via mail that contained several items Hads had bought for the girl. She gave the Whitwell Street address in Quincy as a shipping address. The packages were intercepted by postal inspectors on March 29.

Owen Reed · 06-12-2012, 01:08 PM

[QUOTE=FF2®;4489688]I had to read this 3 times before I even understood it.

[url]http://www.wcvb.com/news/local/boston-south/Police-Mass-woman-poses-as-boy-online-meets-girl-for-sex/-/9848842/14778786/-/htm65az/-/index.html[/url]

Police: Mass. woman poses as boy online, meets girl for sex

Woman met W. Va. girl several times for sex, police say

QUINCY, Mass. - Authorities have arrested a 24-year-old Quincy woman who they allege disguised herself a 17-year-old male in striking up an interstate Internet romance with a West Virginia minor.

Carissa Hads, who according to court documents lives on Whitwell Street in Quincy, was arrested May 24 in Pittsburgh, where she was planning to meet with the 15-year-old West Virginia girl, police allege, our news partners The Patriot Ledger reported.

Hads is charged with sexual penetration of a minor child by crossing state lines. A federal judge ordered her to be detained in West Virginia on June 8.

A police affidavit alleges Hads used the name “Puryear Wilson” in interacting with the West Virginia girl online, where they met in October 2010. Hads told the girl she was 17 years old and the father of twin sons, the affidavit says.

Hads sent the girl cell phones to use when they talked and paid the bills for the phones. Authorities allege the girl used the phones to send Hads nude pictures of herself.

The two communicated for 14 months until, in December 2011, authorities allege Hads met up with the 15-year-old girl in Pennsylvania for the first time.

[B]The girl’s mother, the affidavit states, drove her daughter to a Pennsylvania motel to meet Hads and paid for a room for herself and her daughter there. The mother also paid for a separate room for Hads, according to the affidavit.
[/B]
The girl stated that during the evening, Hads “digitally penetrated” her, according to the affidavit.

The two met up again in February at the girl’s home in West Virginia. The girl told her mother, according to the affidavit, that she had sexual intercourse with Hads during the visit, but that Hads did not undresses during the interaction. The girl and her mother told police Hads wore a back brace which covered the chest and blue-colored contact lenses.

The girl eventually confronted Hads over her true identity, and Hads allegedly threatened her life in response, according to the affidavit.

The affidavit says Hads requested the girl’s mother send her packages via mail that contained several items Hads had bought for the girl. She gave the Whitwell Street address in Quincy as a shipping address. The packages were intercepted by postal inspectors on March 29.[/QUOTE]

I admire that type of parental involvement. You don't see that very often these days, and I'm sure it brought the mother and daughter closer together.

I can just imagine, years from now when the girl is grown up, sharing the memories with her monther..."Mom, remember the time you drove me to Penssylvania and rented a cheap motel room for me to get banged by that guy from Massachusetts and he turned out to be a woman? Oh, the laughs...those were the good old days!"

Peebag · 06-12-2012, 01:10 PM

[QUOTE=Owen Reed;4489807]I admire that type of parental involvement. You don't see that very often these days, and I'm sure it brought the mother and daughter closer together.

I can just imagine, years from now when the girl is grown up, sharing the memories with her monther..."Mom, remember the time you drove me to Penssylvania and rented a cheap motel room for me to get banged by that guy from Massachusetts and he turned out to be a woman? Oh, the laughs...those were the good old days!"[/QUOTE]

Does it bring back childhood memories?

Austin · 06-12-2012, 01:15 PM

[QUOTE=Owen Reed;4489807]I admire that type of parental involvement. You don't see that very often these days, and I'm sure it brought the mother and daughter closer together.

I can just imagine, years from now when the girl is grown up, sharing the memories with her monther..."Mom, remember the time you drove me to Penssylvania and rented a cheap motel room for me to get banged by that guy from Massachusetts and he turned out to be a woman? Oh, the laughs...those were the good old days!"[/QUOTE]

LOL

32green · 06-12-2012, 03:08 PM

[QUOTE=FF2®;4489688]I had to read this 3 times before I even understood it.

[/QUOTE]

Thats two times less than usual.

Good for you, FATTY.

-

jetswin · 06-12-2012, 03:22 PM

[QUOTE=Owen Reed;4489807]I admire that type of parental involvement. You don't see that very often these days, and I'm sure it brought the mother and daughter closer together.

I can just imagine, years from now when the girl is grown up, sharing the memories with her monther..."Mom, remember the time you drove me to Penssylvania and rented a cheap motel room for me to get banged by that guy from Massachusetts and he turned out to be a woman? Oh, the laughs...those were the good old days!"[/QUOTE]

seriously, wtf?

crasherino · 06-12-2012, 03:32 PM

[QUOTE=FF2®;4489688]
[B]Hads is charged with sexual penetration of a minor child by crossing state lines.[/B] A federal judge ordered her to be detained in West Virginia on June 8.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=FF2®;4489688]
The two met up again in February at the girl’s home in West Virginia. The girl told her mother, according to the affidavit, that she had sexual intercourse with Hads during the visit, but that Hads did not undresses during the interaction. [B]The girl and her mother told police Hads wore a back brace which covered the chest and blue-colored contact lenses.[/B][/QUOTE]

I have 2 questions (for now):

1) How did she penetrate a minor child (is there any other kind?) by crossing state lines?

2) Did the back brace really cover up the chest AND blue-colored contact lenses? That's some back brace.

I guess the class of story demanded a commensurate level of reporter.

Dimitri_0515 · 06-12-2012, 03:55 PM

I read it once and got it. You're stupid.

FF2® · 06-12-2012, 03:56 PM

[QUOTE=32green;4489922]Thats two times less than usual.

Good for you, FATTY.

-[/QUOTE]

WTF.

Why so dooshy? :confused:

Why don't go do some Mod work on the Strip?

Fishooked · 06-12-2012, 04:55 PM

[QUOTE=32green;4489922]Thats two times less than usual.

Good for you, FATTY.

-[/QUOTE]

That was the heartiest laugh I had all damn day.

Fishooked · 06-12-2012, 04:56 PM

[QUOTE=FF2®;4489974]

Why don't go do some Mod work on the Strip?[/QUOTE]

Mongo only pawn in game of life

crossfire · 06-12-2012, 05:20 PM

Digitally penetrated? :eek:

Wow... technology sure has come a long way.

Carlton · 06-12-2012, 05:30 PM

How does one have sexual intercourse without undressing?

You know..especially without a weiner involved.

Jetworks · 06-12-2012, 05:30 PM

[QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;4489970]I read it once and got it. You're stupid.[/QUOTE]

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....................

You get it and he doesn't?

:alien:

BushyTheBeaver · 06-12-2012, 05:50 PM

[QUOTE=Carlton;4490086]How does one have sexual intercourse without undressing?

You know..especially without a weiner involved.[/QUOTE]

Doing it Southside?

Peebag · 06-12-2012, 05:56 PM

[QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4490101]Doing it Southside?[/QUOTE]

c'mon, enuf with the Southside comments...he's a fine outstanding poster...

Timmy® · 06-12-2012, 06:40 PM

[QUOTE=FF2®;4489688]
A police affidavit alleges Hads used the name “Puryear Wilson” [/QUOTE]

that's a damn cool name, wish I invented it.

shakin318 · 06-12-2012, 07:00 PM

[QUOTE=Timmy®;4490128]that's a damn cool name, wish I invented it.[/QUOTE]

Don't worry, you'll be seeing plenty of it after Vick's present persona gets banded.

jetstream23 · 06-12-2012, 10:27 PM

[QUOTE=Carlton;4490086]How does one have sexual intercourse without undressing?

You know..especially without a weiner involved.[/QUOTE]

Sounds like sexual outercourse.

06-12-2012, 11:33 AM	#1
FF2® Believes Sloppy Guy was involved JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 46,223	Gotta be easier way to get some action.... I had to read this 3 times before I even understood it. [url]http://www.wcvb.com/news/local/boston-south/Police-Mass-woman-poses-as-boy-online-meets-girl-for-sex/-/9848842/14778786/-/htm65az/-/index.html[/url] Police: Mass. woman poses as boy online, meets girl for sex Woman met W. Va. girl several times for sex, police say QUINCY, Mass. - Authorities have arrested a 24-year-old Quincy woman who they allege disguised herself a 17-year-old male in striking up an interstate Internet romance with a West Virginia minor. Carissa Hads, who according to court documents lives on Whitwell Street in Quincy, was arrested May 24 in Pittsburgh, where she was planning to meet with the 15-year-old West Virginia girl, police allege, our news partners The Patriot Ledger reported. Hads is charged with sexual penetration of a minor child by crossing state lines. A federal judge ordered her to be detained in West Virginia on June 8. A police affidavit alleges Hads used the name “Puryear Wilson” in interacting with the West Virginia girl online, where they met in October 2010. Hads told the girl she was 17 years old and the father of twin sons, the affidavit says. Hads sent the girl cell phones to use when they talked and paid the bills for the phones. Authorities allege the girl used the phones to send Hads nude pictures of herself. The two communicated for 14 months until, in December 2011, authorities allege Hads met up with the 15-year-old girl in Pennsylvania for the first time. The girl’s mother, the affidavit states, drove her daughter to a Pennsylvania motel to meet Hads and paid for a room for herself and her daughter there. The mother also paid for a separate room for Hads, according to the affidavit. The girl stated that during the evening, Hads “digitally penetrated” her, according to the affidavit. The two met up again in February at the girl’s home in West Virginia. The girl told her mother, according to the affidavit, that she had sexual intercourse with Hads during the visit, but that Hads did not undresses during the interaction. The girl and her mother told police Hads wore a back brace which covered the chest and blue-colored contact lenses. The girl eventually confronted Hads over her true identity, and Hads allegedly threatened her life in response, according to the affidavit. The affidavit says Hads requested the girl’s mother send her packages via mail that contained several items Hads had bought for the girl. She gave the Whitwell Street address in Quincy as a shipping address. The packages were intercepted by postal inspectors on March 29.

06-12-2012, 01:08 PM	#2
Owen Reed Banned Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 671	[QUOTE=FF2®;4489688]I had to read this 3 times before I even understood it. [url]http://www.wcvb.com/news/local/boston-south/Police-Mass-woman-poses-as-boy-online-meets-girl-for-sex/-/9848842/14778786/-/htm65az/-/index.html[/url] Police: Mass. woman poses as boy online, meets girl for sex Woman met W. Va. girl several times for sex, police say QUINCY, Mass. - Authorities have arrested a 24-year-old Quincy woman who they allege disguised herself a 17-year-old male in striking up an interstate Internet romance with a West Virginia minor. Carissa Hads, who according to court documents lives on Whitwell Street in Quincy, was arrested May 24 in Pittsburgh, where she was planning to meet with the 15-year-old West Virginia girl, police allege, our news partners The Patriot Ledger reported. Hads is charged with sexual penetration of a minor child by crossing state lines. A federal judge ordered her to be detained in West Virginia on June 8. A police affidavit alleges Hads used the name “Puryear Wilson” in interacting with the West Virginia girl online, where they met in October 2010. Hads told the girl she was 17 years old and the father of twin sons, the affidavit says. Hads sent the girl cell phones to use when they talked and paid the bills for the phones. Authorities allege the girl used the phones to send Hads nude pictures of herself. The two communicated for 14 months until, in December 2011, authorities allege Hads met up with the 15-year-old girl in Pennsylvania for the first time. [B]The girl’s mother, the affidavit states, drove her daughter to a Pennsylvania motel to meet Hads and paid for a room for herself and her daughter there. The mother also paid for a separate room for Hads, according to the affidavit. [/B] The girl stated that during the evening, Hads “digitally penetrated” her, according to the affidavit. The two met up again in February at the girl’s home in West Virginia. The girl told her mother, according to the affidavit, that she had sexual intercourse with Hads during the visit, but that Hads did not undresses during the interaction. The girl and her mother told police Hads wore a back brace which covered the chest and blue-colored contact lenses. The girl eventually confronted Hads over her true identity, and Hads allegedly threatened her life in response, according to the affidavit. The affidavit says Hads requested the girl’s mother send her packages via mail that contained several items Hads had bought for the girl. She gave the Whitwell Street address in Quincy as a shipping address. The packages were intercepted by postal inspectors on March 29.[/QUOTE] I admire that type of parental involvement. You don't see that very often these days, and I'm sure it brought the mother and daughter closer together. I can just imagine, years from now when the girl is grown up, sharing the memories with her monther..."Mom, remember the time you drove me to Penssylvania and rented a cheap motel room for me to get banged by that guy from Massachusetts and he turned out to be a woman? Oh, the laughs...those were the good old days!"

06-12-2012, 01:10 PM	#3
Peebag being disappointed since January 13th, 1969 All Pro Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: great midwest -well not so great Posts: 7,123	[QUOTE=Owen Reed;4489807]I admire that type of parental involvement. You don't see that very often these days, and I'm sure it brought the mother and daughter closer together. I can just imagine, years from now when the girl is grown up, sharing the memories with her monther..."Mom, remember the time you drove me to Penssylvania and rented a cheap motel room for me to get banged by that guy from Massachusetts and he turned out to be a woman? Oh, the laughs...those were the good old days!"[/QUOTE] Does it bring back childhood memories?

06-12-2012, 01:15 PM	#4
Austin WINNING All Pro Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Upper East Side Posts: 6,189	[QUOTE=Owen Reed;4489807]I admire that type of parental involvement. You don't see that very often these days, and I'm sure it brought the mother and daughter closer together. I can just imagine, years from now when the girl is grown up, sharing the memories with her monther..."Mom, remember the time you drove me to Penssylvania and rented a cheap motel room for me to get banged by that guy from Massachusetts and he turned out to be a woman? Oh, the laughs...those were the good old days!"[/QUOTE] LOL

06-12-2012, 03:08 PM	#5
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	[QUOTE=FF2®;4489688]I had to read this 3 times before I even understood it. [/QUOTE] Thats two times less than usual. Good for you, FATTY. -

06-12-2012, 03:22 PM	#6
jetswin stumblin mumblin butt fumblin Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Westchester Co. Posts: 35,468	[QUOTE=Owen Reed;4489807]I admire that type of parental involvement. You don't see that very often these days, and I'm sure it brought the mother and daughter closer together. I can just imagine, years from now when the girl is grown up, sharing the memories with her monther..."Mom, remember the time you drove me to Penssylvania and rented a cheap motel room for me to get banged by that guy from Massachusetts and he turned out to be a woman? Oh, the laughs...those were the good old days!"[/QUOTE] seriously, wtf?

06-12-2012, 03:32 PM	#7
crasherino Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: NYC Posts: 16,827	[QUOTE=FF2®;4489688] [B]Hads is charged with sexual penetration of a minor child by crossing state lines.[/B] A federal judge ordered her to be detained in West Virginia on June 8.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=FF2®;4489688] The two met up again in February at the girl’s home in West Virginia. The girl told her mother, according to the affidavit, that she had sexual intercourse with Hads during the visit, but that Hads did not undresses during the interaction. [B]The girl and her mother told police Hads wore a back brace which covered the chest and blue-colored contact lenses.[/B][/QUOTE] I have 2 questions (for now): 1) How did she penetrate a minor child (is there any other kind?) by crossing state lines? 2) Did the back brace really cover up the chest AND blue-colored contact lenses? That's some back brace. I guess the class of story demanded a commensurate level of reporter.

06-12-2012, 03:55 PM	#8
Dimitri_0515 Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 11,182	I read it once and got it. You're stupid.

06-12-2012, 03:56 PM	#9
FF2® Believes Sloppy Guy was involved JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 46,223	[QUOTE=32green;4489922]Thats two times less than usual. Good for you, FATTY. -[/QUOTE] WTF. Why so dooshy? :confused: Why don't go do some Mod work on the Strip?

06-12-2012, 04:55 PM	#10
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,725	[QUOTE=32green;4489922]Thats two times less than usual. Good for you, FATTY. -[/QUOTE] That was the heartiest laugh I had all damn day.

06-12-2012, 04:56 PM	#11
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,725	[QUOTE=FF2®;4489974] Why don't go do some Mod work on the Strip?[/QUOTE] Mongo only pawn in game of life

06-12-2012, 05:20 PM	#12
crossfire Day by day, night after night... Blinded by the neon light Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,682	Digitally penetrated? :eek: Wow... technology sure has come a long way.

06-12-2012, 05:30 PM	#13
Carlton Teh jobless idle spawn of wealth guy. All Pro Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,385	How does one have sexual intercourse without undressing? You know..especially without a weiner involved.

06-12-2012, 05:30 PM	#14
Jetworks murse in training Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Staten Island Posts: 7,471	[QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;4489970]I read it once and got it. You're stupid.[/QUOTE] Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.................... You get it and he doesn't? :alien:

06-12-2012, 05:50 PM	#15
BushyTheBeaver size matters All League Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,929	[QUOTE=Carlton;4490086]How does one have sexual intercourse without undressing? You know..especially without a weiner involved.[/QUOTE] Doing it Southside?

06-12-2012, 05:56 PM	#16
Peebag being disappointed since January 13th, 1969 All Pro Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: great midwest -well not so great Posts: 7,123	[QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4490101]Doing it Southside?[/QUOTE] c'mon, enuf with the Southside comments...he's a fine outstanding poster...

06-12-2012, 06:40 PM	#17
Timmy® JI's own Reverend Jim. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Vermont Posts: 23,523	[QUOTE=FF2®;4489688] A police affidavit alleges Hads used the name “Puryear Wilson” [/QUOTE] that's a damn cool name, wish I invented it.

06-12-2012, 07:00 PM	#18
shakin318 Beslubbering beef-witted lout Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Funkytown Posts: 7,181	[QUOTE=Timmy®;4490128]that's a damn cool name, wish I invented it.[/QUOTE] Don't worry, you'll be seeing plenty of it after Vick's present persona gets banded.

06-12-2012, 10:27 PM	#19
jetstream23 recovering from turf toe Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Phoenix, AZ (New Jets Stadium Section 246) Posts: 31,610	[QUOTE=Carlton;4490086]How does one have sexual intercourse without undressing? You know..especially without a weiner involved.[/QUOTE] Sounds like sexual outercourse.