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TokyoJetsFan · 06-19-2012, 12:41 AM

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Viewers solve mystery of the 'fleshy monster'
By Xu Chi | 2012-6-19 | NEWSPAPER EDITION

A TV channel in Xi'an City, northwest China Shaanxi Province apologized yesterday after the "unidentified fleshy monster" it said had been discovered underground turned out to be ... a sex toy.

"Monster discovered during well digging," claimed the Xi'an Channel 2 during its "Zero Distance to Xi'an" program broadcast on Sunday.

In the program, a young female reporter and a group of villagers gathered near a bucket of water, in which the "mysterious fleshy pink object" was floating.

"I was helping a friend to dig a well about 80 meters under the ground where we found this fleshy thing," said a villager surnamed He.

"We don't know what it is, but it seems to have eyes and nose," He said.

The reporter said the object was like a smooth mushroom with one of its ends looking like a human mouth.

"Some elderly villagers, with some 80 years old, dropped by to study the object but they had never seen anything like it," He said. He browsed online and wondered whether the object was a meat lucid ganoderma, a type of fungus. The reporter said she would be taking the object to a botanist for analysis.

But viewers weren't fooled, quickly pointing out that the object was not some rare fungus but an artificial vagina.

"Ignorance is horrible. How can the reporter mistake a sex toy for fungus?" asked one viewer on his Weibo microblog.

"I own a sex toy shop and this thing is exactly like the artificial vaginas I sell every day," said another viewer on Tianya.cn.

A download of the program was forwarded more than 14,000 times online sparking not only amusement but also criticism of the station's lack of professionalism.

In response, the station made an apology on its official microblog yesterday.

"We are sorry to incur ridicule from the news coverage on Sunday. The incident has attracted wide public attention and comments," it said.

"We apologize for discomfort and misdirection brought to the audience because our reporters are young and unfamiliar with worldly affairs."

[url]http://www.shanghaidaily.com/nsp/National/2012/06/19/Viewers%2Bsolve%2Bmystery%2Bof%2Bthe%2Bfleshy%2Bmonster/[/url]

Dimitri_0515 · 06-19-2012, 02:16 AM

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Viewers solve mystery of the 'fleshy monster'
By Xu Chi | 2012-6-19 | NEWSPAPER EDITION

A TV channel in Xi'an City, northwest China Shaanxi Province apologized yesterday after the "unidentified fleshy monster" it said had been discovered underground turned out to be ... a sex toy.

"Monster discovered during well digging," claimed the Xi'an Channel 2 during its "Zero Distance to Xi'an" program broadcast on Sunday.

In the program, a young female reporter and a group of villagers gathered near a bucket of water, in which the "mysterious fleshy pink object" was floating.

"I was helping a friend to dig a well about 80 meters under the ground where we found this fleshy thing," said a villager surnamed He.

"We don't know what it is, but it seems to have eyes and nose," He said.

The reporter said the object was like a smooth mushroom with one of its ends looking like a human mouth.

"Some elderly villagers, with some 80 years old, dropped by to study the object but they had never seen anything like it," He said. He browsed online and wondered whether the object was a meat lucid ganoderma, a type of fungus. The reporter said she would be taking the object to a botanist for analysis.

But viewers weren't fooled, quickly pointing out that the object was not some rare fungus but an artificial vagina.

"Ignorance is horrible. How can the reporter mistake a sex toy for fungus?" asked one viewer on his Weibo microblog.

"[B]I own a sex toy shop and this thing is exactly like the artificial vaginas I sell every day," said another viewer on Tianya.cn[/B].

A download of the program was forwarded more than 14,000 times online sparking not only amusement but also criticism of the station's lack of professionalism.

In response, the station made an apology on its official microblog yesterday.

"We are sorry to incur ridicule from the news coverage on Sunday. The incident has attracted wide public attention and comments," it said.

"We apologize for discomfort and misdirection brought to the audience because our reporters are young and unfamiliar with worldly affairs."

[url]http://www.shanghaidaily.com/nsp/National/2012/06/19/Viewers%2Bsolve%2Bmystery%2Bof%2Bthe%2Bfleshy%2Bmonster/[/url][/QUOTE]

LOL at this part

Fishooked · 06-19-2012, 06:26 AM

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Viewers solve mystery of the 'fleshy monster'
By Xu Chi | 2012-6-19 | NEWSPAPER EDITION

A TV channel in Xi'an City, northwest China Shaanxi Province apologized yesterday after the "unidentified fleshy monster" it said had been discovered underground turned out to be ... a sex toy.

"Monster discovered during well digging," claimed the Xi'an Channel 2 during its "Zero Distance to Xi'an" program broadcast on Sunday.

In the program, a young female reporter and a group of villagers gathered near a bucket of water, in which the "mysterious fleshy pink object" was floating.

"I was helping a friend to dig a well about 80 meters under the ground where we found this fleshy thing," said a villager surnamed He.

"We don't know what it is, but it seems to have eyes and nose," He said.

The reporter said the object was like a smooth mushroom with one of its ends looking like a human mouth.

"Some elderly villagers, with some 80 years old, dropped by to study the object but they had never seen anything like it," He said. He browsed online and wondered whether the object was a [B]meat lucid ganoderma[/B], a type of fungus. The reporter said she would be taking the object to a botanist for analysis.

But viewers weren't fooled, quickly pointing out that the object was not some rare fungus but an artificial vagina.

"Ignorance is horrible. [B]How can the reporter mistake a sex toy for fungus?[/B]" asked one viewer on his Weibo microblog.

"I own a sex toy shop and this thing is exactly like the artificial vaginas I sell every day," said another viewer on Tianya.cn.

A download of the program was forwarded more than 14,000 times online sparking not only amusement but also criticism of the station's lack of professionalism.

In response, the station made an apology on its official microblog yesterday.

"We are sorry to incur ridicule from the news coverage on Sunday. The incident has attracted wide public attention and comments," it said.

"We apologize for discomfort and misdirection brought to the audience because our reporters are young and unfamiliar with worldly affairs."

[url]http://www.shanghaidaily.com/nsp/National/2012/06/19/Viewers%2Bsolve%2Bmystery%2Bof%2Bthe%2Bfleshy%2Bmonster/[/url][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;4494929]LOL at this part[/QUOTE]

Maybe it's time we stop making fun of France and turn our lulz towards China......holy crap LMAO

Big L · 06-19-2012, 06:51 AM

Monster vagina? I've seen vaginas on some definite monsters, but nothing quite like that.

And I bet there's some around here who think a vagina is a monster.

A twofer? :)

jetswin · 06-19-2012, 07:56 AM

[QUOTE]
He browsed online and wondered whether the object was a [B]meat lucid ganoderma[/B]
[/QUOTE]

most definitely

32green · 06-19-2012, 08:18 AM

Thank God these villagers arent drilling in my pants.... because they'd really get a scare.

:dunno:

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Big L · 06-19-2012, 08:20 AM

To google "meat lucid ganoderma" or not to google, THAT is the question.

EM31 · 06-19-2012, 08:21 AM

Don't squeeze to hard or you might end up getting a squid facial.

titanbuoy · 06-19-2012, 08:29 AM

Almost as shocking as the fluorescent two headed sea snake they found last year
[IMG]http://www.climaxsexstore.com/images/n0560-double_dong_lilac_18_inch.jpg[/IMG]

RaoulDuke · 06-19-2012, 08:58 AM

The same village found a severed head last year

[IMG]http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/blow-up-doll.jpg[/IMG]

crossfire · 06-19-2012, 09:06 AM

[QUOTE=RaoulDuke;4495028]The same village found a severed head last year

[IMG]http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/blow-up-doll.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/blow-up-dollss.jpg[/IMG]

RaoulDuke · 06-19-2012, 09:06 AM

[QUOTE=crossfire;4495035][IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/blow-up-dollss.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Oh noes

:D

Bonhomme Richard · 06-19-2012, 10:44 AM

[QUOTE=crossfire;4495035][IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/blow-up-dollss.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

LOL

Peebag · 06-19-2012, 10:44 AM

A friend of mine who hypothetically swallowed a bottle cap wants to know...where's the best place to find one of those "funguses"?

32green · 06-19-2012, 10:58 AM

[QUOTE=crossfire;4495035][IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/blow-up-dollss.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

:D

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OrangeJet · 06-19-2012, 12:24 PM

I'd hit it.

jetstream23 · 06-19-2012, 12:28 PM

Ironically, southside found a similar mystery object that he couldn't identify. It was a real vagina.

WestCoastOffensive · 06-19-2012, 12:57 PM

That's one cock-eyed reporter.

[I]OLSEN! Get in HERE![/I]

Sincerely,

Perry White

jetswin · 06-19-2012, 02:22 PM

[IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/eraserheadfleshymonster.jpg[/IMG]
crossfireTM

quantum · 06-19-2012, 04:03 PM

Kind of looks like Shakeweight v2.0.

06-19-2012, 12:41 AM	#1
TokyoJetsFan Is keeping a lookout for stolen ipad2's Veteran Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 2,256	Viewers solve mystery of the 'fleshy monster' [img]http://file.shanghaidaily.com/News/Image/2012/2012-06/2012-06-19/20120619_504090_01.jpg[/img] Viewers solve mystery of the 'fleshy monster' By Xu Chi \| 2012-6-19 \| NEWSPAPER EDITION A TV channel in Xi'an City, northwest China Shaanxi Province apologized yesterday after the "unidentified fleshy monster" it said had been discovered underground turned out to be ... a sex toy. "Monster discovered during well digging," claimed the Xi'an Channel 2 during its "Zero Distance to Xi'an" program broadcast on Sunday. In the program, a young female reporter and a group of villagers gathered near a bucket of water, in which the "mysterious fleshy pink object" was floating. "I was helping a friend to dig a well about 80 meters under the ground where we found this fleshy thing," said a villager surnamed He. "We don't know what it is, but it seems to have eyes and nose," He said. The reporter said the object was like a smooth mushroom with one of its ends looking like a human mouth. "Some elderly villagers, with some 80 years old, dropped by to study the object but they had never seen anything like it," He said. He browsed online and wondered whether the object was a meat lucid ganoderma, a type of fungus. The reporter said she would be taking the object to a botanist for analysis. But viewers weren't fooled, quickly pointing out that the object was not some rare fungus but an artificial vagina. "Ignorance is horrible. How can the reporter mistake a sex toy for fungus?" asked one viewer on his Weibo microblog. "I own a sex toy shop and this thing is exactly like the artificial vaginas I sell every day," said another viewer on Tianya.cn. A download of the program was forwarded more than 14,000 times online sparking not only amusement but also criticism of the station's lack of professionalism. In response, the station made an apology on its official microblog yesterday. "We are sorry to incur ridicule from the news coverage on Sunday. The incident has attracted wide public attention and comments," it said. "We apologize for discomfort and misdirection brought to the audience because our reporters are young and unfamiliar with worldly affairs." [url]http://www.shanghaidaily.com/nsp/National/2012/06/19/Viewers%2Bsolve%2Bmystery%2Bof%2Bthe%2Bfleshy%2Bmonster/[/url]

06-19-2012, 02:16 AM	#2
Dimitri_0515 Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 11,182	[QUOTE=TokyoJetsFan;4494923][img]http://file.shanghaidaily.com/News/Image/2012/2012-06/2012-06-19/20120619_504090_01.jpg[/img] Viewers solve mystery of the 'fleshy monster' By Xu Chi \| 2012-6-19 \| NEWSPAPER EDITION A TV channel in Xi'an City, northwest China Shaanxi Province apologized yesterday after the "unidentified fleshy monster" it said had been discovered underground turned out to be ... a sex toy. "Monster discovered during well digging," claimed the Xi'an Channel 2 during its "Zero Distance to Xi'an" program broadcast on Sunday. In the program, a young female reporter and a group of villagers gathered near a bucket of water, in which the "mysterious fleshy pink object" was floating. "I was helping a friend to dig a well about 80 meters under the ground where we found this fleshy thing," said a villager surnamed He. "We don't know what it is, but it seems to have eyes and nose," He said. The reporter said the object was like a smooth mushroom with one of its ends looking like a human mouth. "Some elderly villagers, with some 80 years old, dropped by to study the object but they had never seen anything like it," He said. He browsed online and wondered whether the object was a meat lucid ganoderma, a type of fungus. The reporter said she would be taking the object to a botanist for analysis. But viewers weren't fooled, quickly pointing out that the object was not some rare fungus but an artificial vagina. "Ignorance is horrible. How can the reporter mistake a sex toy for fungus?" asked one viewer on his Weibo microblog. "[B]I own a sex toy shop and this thing is exactly like the artificial vaginas I sell every day," said another viewer on Tianya.cn[/B]. A download of the program was forwarded more than 14,000 times online sparking not only amusement but also criticism of the station's lack of professionalism. In response, the station made an apology on its official microblog yesterday. "We are sorry to incur ridicule from the news coverage on Sunday. The incident has attracted wide public attention and comments," it said. "We apologize for discomfort and misdirection brought to the audience because our reporters are young and unfamiliar with worldly affairs." [url]http://www.shanghaidaily.com/nsp/National/2012/06/19/Viewers%2Bsolve%2Bmystery%2Bof%2Bthe%2Bfleshy%2Bmonster/[/url][/QUOTE] LOL at this part

06-19-2012, 06:26 AM	#3
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,696	[QUOTE=TokyoJetsFan;4494923][img]http://file.shanghaidaily.com/News/Image/2012/2012-06/2012-06-19/20120619_504090_01.jpg[/img] Viewers solve mystery of the 'fleshy monster' By Xu Chi \| 2012-6-19 \| NEWSPAPER EDITION A TV channel in Xi'an City, northwest China Shaanxi Province apologized yesterday after the "unidentified fleshy monster" it said had been discovered underground turned out to be ... a sex toy. "Monster discovered during well digging," claimed the Xi'an Channel 2 during its "Zero Distance to Xi'an" program broadcast on Sunday. In the program, a young female reporter and a group of villagers gathered near a bucket of water, in which the "mysterious fleshy pink object" was floating. "I was helping a friend to dig a well about 80 meters under the ground where we found this fleshy thing," said a villager surnamed He. "We don't know what it is, but it seems to have eyes and nose," He said. The reporter said the object was like a smooth mushroom with one of its ends looking like a human mouth. "Some elderly villagers, with some 80 years old, dropped by to study the object but they had never seen anything like it," He said. He browsed online and wondered whether the object was a [B]meat lucid ganoderma[/B], a type of fungus. The reporter said she would be taking the object to a botanist for analysis. But viewers weren't fooled, quickly pointing out that the object was not some rare fungus but an artificial vagina. "Ignorance is horrible. [B]How can the reporter mistake a sex toy for fungus?[/B]" asked one viewer on his Weibo microblog. "I own a sex toy shop and this thing is exactly like the artificial vaginas I sell every day," said another viewer on Tianya.cn. A download of the program was forwarded more than 14,000 times online sparking not only amusement but also criticism of the station's lack of professionalism. In response, the station made an apology on its official microblog yesterday. "We are sorry to incur ridicule from the news coverage on Sunday. The incident has attracted wide public attention and comments," it said. "We apologize for discomfort and misdirection brought to the audience because our reporters are young and unfamiliar with worldly affairs." [url]http://www.shanghaidaily.com/nsp/National/2012/06/19/Viewers%2Bsolve%2Bmystery%2Bof%2Bthe%2Bfleshy%2Bmonster/[/url][/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;4494929]LOL at this part[/QUOTE] Maybe it's time we stop making fun of France and turn our lulz towards China......holy crap LMAO

06-19-2012, 06:51 AM	#4
Big L Plus six thousand posts Veteran Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It's all relative Posts: 1,054	Monster vagina? I've seen vaginas on some definite monsters, but nothing quite like that. And I bet there's some around here who think a vagina is a monster. A twofer? :)

06-19-2012, 07:56 AM	#5
jetswin stumblin mumblin butt fumblin Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Westchester Co. Posts: 35,461	[QUOTE] He browsed online and wondered whether the object was a [B]meat lucid ganoderma[/B] [/QUOTE] most definitely

06-19-2012, 08:18 AM	#6
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	Thank God these villagers arent drilling in my pants.... because they'd really get a scare. :dunno: -

06-19-2012, 08:20 AM	#7
Big L Plus six thousand posts Veteran Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It's all relative Posts: 1,054	To google "meat lucid ganoderma" or not to google, THAT is the question.

06-19-2012, 08:21 AM	#8
EM31 All Pro Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Oceanside, Long Island Posts: 9,147	Don't squeeze to hard or you might end up getting a squid facial.

06-19-2012, 08:29 AM	#9
titanbuoy medium rare Practice Squad Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 264	Almost as shocking as the fluorescent two headed sea snake they found last year [IMG]http://www.climaxsexstore.com/images/n0560-double_dong_lilac_18_inch.jpg[/IMG]

06-19-2012, 08:58 AM	#10
RaoulDuke Son of Ham Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Paris, France Posts: 11,869	The same village found a severed head last year [IMG]http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/blow-up-doll.jpg[/IMG]

06-19-2012, 09:06 AM	#11
crossfire Day by day, night after night... Blinded by the neon light Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,669	[QUOTE=RaoulDuke;4495028]The same village found a severed head last year [IMG]http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/blow-up-doll.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/blow-up-dollss.jpg[/IMG]

06-19-2012, 10:44 AM	#13
Bonhomme Richard Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Posts: 4,090	[QUOTE=crossfire;4495035][IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/blow-up-dollss.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] LOL

06-19-2012, 10:44 AM	#14
Peebag being disappointed since January 13th, 1969 All Pro Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: great midwest -well not so great Posts: 7,110	A friend of mine who hypothetically swallowed a bottle cap wants to know...where's the best place to find one of those "funguses"?

06-19-2012, 10:58 AM	#15
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	[QUOTE=crossfire;4495035][IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/blow-up-dollss.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] :D -

06-19-2012, 12:24 PM	#16
OrangeJet All League Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 3,946	I'd hit it.

06-19-2012, 12:28 PM	#17
jetstream23 recovering from turf toe Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Phoenix, AZ (New Jets Stadium Section 246) Posts: 31,571	Ironically, southside found a similar mystery object that he couldn't identify. It was a real vagina.

06-19-2012, 12:57 PM	#18
WestCoastOffensive Lying to the Smithsonian Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SF via Strong Island Posts: 26,640	That's one cock-eyed reporter. [I]OLSEN! Get in HERE![/I] Sincerely, Perry White

06-19-2012, 02:22 PM	#19
jetswin stumblin mumblin butt fumblin Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Westchester Co. Posts: 35,461	[IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/eraserheadfleshymonster.jpg[/IMG] crossfireTM

06-19-2012, 04:03 PM	#20
quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 17,880	Kind of looks like Shakeweight v2.0.