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Old 06-27-2012, 09:08 PM   #1
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Old 06-27-2012, 09:12 PM   #2
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Bass! How low can you go?
Death row. What a brother knows.
Once again, back is the incredible
The rhyme animal
The incredible D, Public Enemy Number One
"Five-O" said, "Freeze!" and I got numb
Can I tell 'em that I really never had a gun?
But it's the wax that the Terminator X spun
Now they got me in a cell 'cause my records, they sell
'Cause a brother like me said, "Well...
...Frarrakhan's a prophet and I think you ought to listen to
What he can say to you, what you ought to do."
Follow for now, power of the people, say,
"Make a miracle, D, pump the lyrical"
Black is back, all in, we're gonna win
Check it out, yeah y'all c'mon, here we go again

Turn it up! Bring the noise!
Turn it up! Bring the noise!

Never badder than bad 'cause the brother is madder than mad
At the fact that's corrupt as a senator
Soul on roll, but you treat it like soap on a rope
'Cause the beats in the lines are so dope
Listen for lessons I'm saying inside music that the critics are all blasting
Me for
They'll never care for the brothers and sisters
Now across the country has us up for the war

We got to demonstrate, come on now, they're gonna have to wait
Till we get it right
Radio stations I question their blackness
They call themselves black, but we'll see if they'll play this

Turn it up! Bring the noise!
Turn it up! Bring the noise!

Get from in front of me, the crowd runs to me
My DJ is warm, he's X, I call him Norm, ya know
He can cut a record from side to side
So what, the ride, the glide should be much safer than a suicide
Soul control, beat is the father of your rock'n'roll
Music for whatcha, for whichin', you call a band, man
Makin' a music, abuse it, but you can't do it, ya know
You call 'em demos, but we ride limos, too
Whatcha gonna do? Rap is not afraid of you
Beat is for Sonny Bono, beat is for Yoko Ono
Run-DMC first said a DJ could be a band
Stand on it's feet, get you out your seat
Beat is for Eric B. and LL, as well, hell
Wax is for Anthrax, still it can rock bells
Ever forever, universal, it will sell
Time for me to exit, Terminator X-it

Turn it up! Bring the noise!
Turn it up! Bring the noise!

From coast to coast, so you stop being like a comatose
"Stan my man, The beat's the same with a boost toast
Rock with some pizzazz, it will last. Why you ask?
Roll with the rock stars, still never get accepted as
We got to plead the Fifth, we can investigate
Don't need to wait, get the record straight
Hey, posse's in effect, got the Flavor Terminator
X to sign checks, play to get paid
We got to check it out down on the avenue
A magazine or two is dissing me and dissing you
Yeah, I'm telling you...
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Old 06-27-2012, 09:26 PM   #3
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[QUOTE=Warfish;4502379]Bass! How low can you go?
Death row. What a brother knows.
Once again, back is the incredible
The rhyme animal
The incredible D, Public Enemy Number One
"Five-O" said, "Freeze!" and I got numb
Can I tell 'em that I really never had a gun?
But it's the wax that the Terminator X spun
Now they got me in a cell 'cause my records, they sell
'Cause a brother like me said, "Well...
...Frarrakhan's a prophet and I think you ought to listen to
What he can say to you, what you ought to do."
Follow for now, power of the people, say,
"Make a miracle, D, pump the lyrical"
Black is back, all in, we're gonna win
Check it out, yeah y'all c'mon, here we go again

Turn it up! Bring the noise!
Turn it up! Bring the noise!

Never badder than bad 'cause the brother is madder than mad
At the fact that's corrupt as a senator
Soul on roll, but you treat it like soap on a rope
'Cause the beats in the lines are so dope
Listen for lessons I'm saying inside music that the critics are all blasting
Me for
They'll never care for the brothers and sisters
Now across the country has us up for the war

We got to demonstrate, come on now, they're gonna have to wait
Till we get it right
Radio stations I question their blackness
They call themselves black, but we'll see if they'll play this

Turn it up! Bring the noise!
Turn it up! Bring the noise!

Get from in front of me, the crowd runs to me
My DJ is warm, he's X, I call him Norm, ya know
He can cut a record from side to side
So what, the ride, the glide should be much safer than a suicide
Soul control, beat is the father of your rock'n'roll
Music for whatcha, for whichin', you call a band, man
Makin' a music, abuse it, but you can't do it, ya know
You call 'em demos, but we ride limos, too
Whatcha gonna do? Rap is not afraid of you
Beat is for Sonny Bono, beat is for Yoko Ono
Run-DMC first said a DJ could be a band
Stand on it's feet, get you out your seat
Beat is for Eric B. and LL, as well, hell
Wax is for Anthrax, still it can rock bells
Ever forever, universal, it will sell
Time for me to exit, Terminator X-it

Turn it up! Bring the noise!
Turn it up! Bring the noise!

From coast to coast, so you stop being like a comatose
"Stan my man, The beat's the same with a boost toast
Rock with some pizzazz, it will last. Why you ask?
Roll with the rock stars, still never get accepted as
We got to plead the Fifth, we can investigate
Don't need to wait, get the record straight
Hey, posse's in effect, got the Flavor Terminator
X to sign checks, play to get paid
We got to check it out down on the avenue
A magazine or two is dissing me and dissing you
Yeah, I'm telling you...[/QUOTE]

Chuck D has the best voice in rap ever.
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Old 06-27-2012, 10:33 PM   #4
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Old 06-27-2012, 10:40 PM   #5
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Old 06-27-2012, 10:54 PM   #6
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Old 06-28-2012, 02:39 AM   #7
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there is no beat. you just are rhyming sentences. i dont get it.
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Old 06-28-2012, 03:38 AM   #8
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Old 06-28-2012, 05:01 AM   #9
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Old 06-28-2012, 05:19 AM   #10
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Kudos for putting yourself out there like that, but this will not end well.
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Old 06-28-2012, 08:16 AM   #11
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There are some battles that don't happen over beats and this is a "written" league so we prepare for each other and battle. Look up the league. It has over 3,000 subscribers on youtube. That's why the battle is "sports bars" because we are both sports nerds. Doesn't it make it funnier that way?

Why do we automatically portray people who battle as people who are "street" or "hood"? Go on youtube and look up GrindTime and King Of The Dot. You will see that battling is not what it was 15 years ago. The perception is different.

Thanks for watching!
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Old 06-28-2012, 08:57 AM   #12
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[QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4502428]lol, it's all ****ing nerdy white guys[/QUOTE]

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Old 06-28-2012, 09:11 AM   #13
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This shts gayer than "Yo Mama" with Wilmer Valderama.
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Old 06-28-2012, 09:15 AM   #14
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[QUOTE=Minkaveli;4502533]There are some battles that don't happen over beats and this is a "written" league so we prepare for each other and battle. Look up the league. It has over 3,000 subscribers on youtube. That's why the battle is "sports bars" because we are both sports nerds. Doesn't it make it funnier that way?

Why do we automatically portray people who battle as people who are "street" or "hood"? Go on youtube and look up GrindTime and King Of The Dot. You will see that battling is not what it was 15 years ago. The perception is different.

Thanks for watching![/QUOTE]


As a rap fan who goes back to the first RUN DMC album, I have to say that was entertaining. It also gives some pub to a very underexposed niche, European-American nerd rap. :D

The host was a mongoloid though.
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Old 06-28-2012, 09:18 AM   #15
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[QUOTE=Jets Things;4502586]This shts gayer than "Yo Mama" with Wilmer Valderama.[/QUOTE]

Ahh.....Valderama.

What memories.

Bob McAllister.....all those toys.

:(


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Old 06-28-2012, 09:26 AM   #16
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[QUOTE=32green;4502590]Ahh.....Valderama.

What memories.

Bob McAllister.....all those toys.

:(


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:rolleyes:

I hate that I get your reference.
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Old 06-28-2012, 09:47 AM   #17
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Old 06-28-2012, 09:49 AM   #18
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[QUOTE=Minkaveli;4502533]There are some battles that don't happen over beats and this is a "written" league so we prepare for each other and battle. Look up the league. It has over 3,000 subscribers on youtube. That's why the battle is "sports bars" because we are both sports nerds. Doesn't it make it funnier that way?

Why do we automatically portray people who battle as people who are "street" or "hood"? Go on youtube and look up GrindTime and King Of The Dot. You will see that battling is not what it was 15 years ago. The perception is different.

Thanks for watching![/QUOTE]

Just curious...which one are you? I only got through about 4 minutes of it when I heard my wife coming. I had to shut it down quicker than pron. I couldn't even begin to explain that I was watching a couple of sports nerds rap against each other because it was recommended to me on the sports nerd site I MODERATE.

I'd rather explain to her ass to mouth.
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Old 06-28-2012, 10:20 AM   #20
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[QUOTE=Dirtstar;4502579]this is a GREAT movie, by the way:


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