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brady's a catcher · 06-27-2012, 11:03 PM

I can't decide if he's incomparably awesome or deek of the year.

[url]http://www.northjersey.com/news/Police_Teaneck_man_72_accused_of_threatening_neighbor_with_gun.html[/url]

A 72-year-old man is accused of threatening his neighbor with a gun for farting outside his apartment, police said.

PHOTO/TEANECK POLICE DEPARTMENT
Daniel Collins
Daniel Collins Jr. is accused of pointing a silver revolver at his 47-year-old neighbor in the vestibule of their Cedar Lane apartment building and saying, “I’m going to put a hole in your head.” The confrontation occurred after Collins said his neighbor farted as he walked in front of Collins’ apartment, said Detective Lt. Andrew McGurr.

Collins told detectives he heard the un-neighborly act from inside his apartment. The neighbor called police, who found a revolver under the front passenger seat of Collins’ vehicle.

The gun, a .32-caliber Taurus revolver, fit the description the neighbor gave investigators, McGurr said.

Collins was charged with aggravated assault, unlawful possession of a firearm, possession of a weapon for an unlawful purpose and terroristic threats. He was released on his own recognizance, McGurr said.

The men had an ongoing dispute stemming from noise complaints, McGurr said.

dustykeller · 06-27-2012, 11:04 PM

That old man must've been downwind.

poor bastard.

movethechains · 06-28-2012, 02:13 AM

[QUOTE=dustykeller;4502437]That old man must've been downwind.

poor bastard.[/QUOTE]

That's not it, didn't you read? There were noise complaints. It looks to me like this neighbor just wanted to exacerbate things.

brady's a catcher · 06-28-2012, 03:41 AM

[QUOTE=movethechains;4502480]That's not it, didn't you read? [B]There were noise complaints. [/B]It looks to me like this neighbor just wanted to exacerbate things.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, booming farts.

JetPotato · 06-28-2012, 07:34 AM

Another thread about butts?

FF2 should be all over this.

Big L · 06-28-2012, 08:19 AM

Noise complaints? Was he farting against the common wall?

dmitexxi · 06-28-2012, 08:41 AM

[QUOTE=brady's a catcher;4502433]I can't decide if he's incomparably awesome or deek of the year.

[url]http://www.northjersey.com/news/Police_Teaneck_man_72_accused_of_threatening_neighbor_with_gun.html[/url]

A 72-year-old man is accused of threatening his neighbor with a gun for farting outside his apartment, police said.

PHOTO/TEANECK POLICE DEPARTMENT
Daniel Collins
Daniel Collins Jr. is accused of pointing a silver revolver at his 47-year-old neighbor in the vestibule of their Cedar Lane apartment building and saying, “I’m going to put a hole in your head.” The confrontation occurred after Collins said his neighbor farted as he walked in front of Collins’ apartment, said Detective Lt. Andrew McGurr.

Collins told detectives he heard the un-neighborly act from inside his apartment. The neighbor called police, who found a revolver under the front passenger seat of Collins’ vehicle.

The gun, a .32-caliber Taurus revolver, fit the description the neighbor gave investigators, McGurr said.

Collins was charged with aggravated assault, unlawful possession of a firearm, possession of a weapon for an unlawful purpose and terroristic threats. He was released on his own recognizance, McGurr said.

The men had an ongoing dispute stemming from noise complaints, McGurr said.[/QUOTE]

This dude would hate me. I love farting and love doing it public like a game. My fav is when I'm in a crowded subway and unleashing my fury and just playing along like who the **** was that with everyone else

Dirtstar · 06-28-2012, 08:50 AM

[SIZE="4"][B]Fishooked Reacts!![/B][/SIZE]

Jets Things · 06-28-2012, 09:15 AM

[QUOTE=dmitexxi;4502556]This dude would hate me. I love farting and love doing it public like a game. My fav is when I'm in a crowded subway and unleashing my fury and just playing along like who the **** was that with everyone else[/QUOTE]

This is totally my M.O. as well.

dmitexxi · 06-28-2012, 09:25 AM

[QUOTE=Jets Things;4502589]This is totally my M.O. as well.[/QUOTE]

Let's have a beer

Jets Things · 06-28-2012, 09:30 AM

[QUOTE=dmitexxi;4502598]Let's have a beer[/QUOTE]

You can't put two of us types together. We'd be sitting in a collective cloud of butt gas and giggling about it the whole time. :barf:

dmitexxi · 06-28-2012, 09:43 AM

[QUOTE=Jets Things;4502602]You can't put two of us types together. We'd be sitting in a collective cloud of butt gas and giggling about it the whole time. :barf:[/QUOTE]

What's your thoughts on crop dusting?

crasherino · 06-28-2012, 09:46 AM

[QUOTE=Jets Things;4502589]This is totally my M.O. as well.[/QUOTE]

My favorite move is the "Cropdust". Where you drop a bomb whilst walking amongst a group of people. You're long gone and they wallowing in your stench trying to figure out who is responsible for the indignation.

Another go to move is when you're on a road trip with your buddies, you're driving and have the ability to lock the windows. Mayhem ensues.

dmitexxi · 06-28-2012, 09:50 AM

[QUOTE=crasherino;4502615]My favorite move is the "Cropdust". Where you drop a bomb whilst walking amongst a group of people. You're long gone and they wallowing in your stench trying to figure out who is responsible for the indignation.

Another go to move is when you're on a road trip with your buddies, you're driving and have the ability to lock the windows. Mayhem ensues.[/QUOTE]

Yes and yes. Best is Dutch oven with the wife. Nothing beats ripping ass under the sheet (3-4 farts) and puling her under the covers. I get her gagging all the time.

Peebag · 06-28-2012, 09:54 AM

[QUOTE=dmitexxi;4502556]This dude would hate me. I love farting and love doing it public like a game. My fav is when I'm in a crowded subway and unleashing my fury and just playing along like who the **** was that with everyone else[/QUOTE]

You must be a chick magnet.

crasherino · 06-28-2012, 09:54 AM

[QUOTE=dmitexxi;4502620]Yes and yes. Best is Dutch oven with the wife. Nothing beats ripping ass under the sheet (3-4 farts) and puling her under the covers. I get her gagging all the time.[/QUOTE]

I don't do that.....anymore. But I threaten it all the time. I like wielding it like a hammer.

dustykeller · 06-28-2012, 10:05 AM

[QUOTE=movethechains;4502480]That's not it, didn't you read? There were noise complaints. It looks to me like this neighbor just wanted to exacerbate things.[/QUOTE]
Farting in that old man's vicinity is akin to slapping him in the face with a white glove and challenging him to a duel.

Peebag · 06-28-2012, 10:36 AM

[QUOTE=dustykeller;4502638]Farting in that old man's vicinity is akin to slapping him in the face with a white glove and challenging him to a doot.[/QUOTE]

fixed.

WestCoastOffensive · 06-28-2012, 12:22 PM

[QUOTE=Jets Things;4502589]This is totally my M.O. as well.[/QUOTE]

I hate both of you m**** F88888s!

Damn; what do you eat? Cabbage rolls? That subway BS ruins my dinner. :mad: :mad:

WestCoastOffensive · 06-28-2012, 12:26 PM

[QUOTE=crasherino;4502626]I don't do that.....anymore. But I threaten it all the time. I like wielding it like a hammer.[/QUOTE]

If shakin wasn't so gassy, I'd report you to SOOTH. But once I can distinguish your "aromatic fingerprint", then I have some hard evidence that is more than just vapor.

wait a min

06-27-2012, 11:03 PM	#1
brady's a catcher R.I.P Goofy Maloof All Pro Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Alexandria, VA Posts: 6,727	Just say no to natural gas I can't decide if he's incomparably awesome or deek of the year. [url]http://www.northjersey.com/news/Police_Teaneck_man_72_accused_of_threatening_neighbor_with_gun.html[/url] A 72-year-old man is accused of threatening his neighbor with a gun for farting outside his apartment, police said. PHOTO/TEANECK POLICE DEPARTMENT Daniel Collins Daniel Collins Jr. is accused of pointing a silver revolver at his 47-year-old neighbor in the vestibule of their Cedar Lane apartment building and saying, “I’m going to put a hole in your head.” The confrontation occurred after Collins said his neighbor farted as he walked in front of Collins’ apartment, said Detective Lt. Andrew McGurr. Collins told detectives he heard the un-neighborly act from inside his apartment. The neighbor called police, who found a revolver under the front passenger seat of Collins’ vehicle. The gun, a .32-caliber Taurus revolver, fit the description the neighbor gave investigators, McGurr said. Collins was charged with aggravated assault, unlawful possession of a firearm, possession of a weapon for an unlawful purpose and terroristic threats. He was released on his own recognizance, McGurr said. The men had an ongoing dispute stemming from noise complaints, McGurr said.

06-27-2012, 11:04 PM	#2
dustykeller America's Hat Rookie Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 734	That old man must've been downwind. poor bastard.

06-28-2012, 02:13 AM	#3
movethechains Rookie Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 873	[QUOTE=dustykeller;4502437]That old man must've been downwind. poor bastard.[/QUOTE] That's not it, didn't you read? There were noise complaints. It looks to me like this neighbor just wanted to exacerbate things.

06-28-2012, 03:41 AM	#4
brady's a catcher R.I.P Goofy Maloof All Pro Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Alexandria, VA Posts: 6,727	[QUOTE=movethechains;4502480]That's not it, didn't you read? [B]There were noise complaints. [/B]It looks to me like this neighbor just wanted to exacerbate things.[/QUOTE] Yeah, booming farts.

06-28-2012, 07:34 AM	#5
JetPotato fermenting Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: New York, NY Posts: 12,209	Another thread about butts? FF2 should be all over this.

06-28-2012, 08:19 AM	#6
Big L No post count, no peace! No post count, no peace! Veteran Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It's all relative Posts: 1,186	Noise complaints? Was he farting against the common wall?

06-28-2012, 08:41 AM	#7
dmitexxi RIP JF XXI Forever! Veteran Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Long Island Posts: 2,045	[QUOTE=brady's a catcher;4502433]I can't decide if he's incomparably awesome or deek of the year. [url]http://www.northjersey.com/news/Police_Teaneck_man_72_accused_of_threatening_neighbor_with_gun.html[/url] A 72-year-old man is accused of threatening his neighbor with a gun for farting outside his apartment, police said. PHOTO/TEANECK POLICE DEPARTMENT Daniel Collins Daniel Collins Jr. is accused of pointing a silver revolver at his 47-year-old neighbor in the vestibule of their Cedar Lane apartment building and saying, “I’m going to put a hole in your head.” The confrontation occurred after Collins said his neighbor farted as he walked in front of Collins’ apartment, said Detective Lt. Andrew McGurr. Collins told detectives he heard the un-neighborly act from inside his apartment. The neighbor called police, who found a revolver under the front passenger seat of Collins’ vehicle. The gun, a .32-caliber Taurus revolver, fit the description the neighbor gave investigators, McGurr said. Collins was charged with aggravated assault, unlawful possession of a firearm, possession of a weapon for an unlawful purpose and terroristic threats. He was released on his own recognizance, McGurr said. The men had an ongoing dispute stemming from noise complaints, McGurr said.[/QUOTE] This dude would hate me. I love farting and love doing it public like a game. My fav is when I'm in a crowded subway and unleashing my fury and just playing along like who the **** was that with everyone else

06-28-2012, 08:50 AM	#8
Dirtstar Snubbed a man just to watch him cry. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 15,882	[SIZE="4"][B]Fishooked Reacts!![/B][/SIZE]

06-28-2012, 09:15 AM	#9
Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,484	[QUOTE=dmitexxi;4502556]This dude would hate me. I love farting and love doing it public like a game. My fav is when I'm in a crowded subway and unleashing my fury and just playing along like who the **** was that with everyone else[/QUOTE] This is totally my M.O. as well.

06-28-2012, 09:25 AM	#10
dmitexxi RIP JF XXI Forever! Veteran Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Long Island Posts: 2,045	[QUOTE=Jets Things;4502589]This is totally my M.O. as well.[/QUOTE] Let's have a beer

06-28-2012, 09:30 AM	#11
Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,484	[QUOTE=dmitexxi;4502598]Let's have a beer[/QUOTE] You can't put two of us types together. We'd be sitting in a collective cloud of butt gas and giggling about it the whole time. :barf:

06-28-2012, 09:43 AM	#12
dmitexxi RIP JF XXI Forever! Veteran Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Long Island Posts: 2,045	[QUOTE=Jets Things;4502602]You can't put two of us types together. We'd be sitting in a collective cloud of butt gas and giggling about it the whole time. :barf:[/QUOTE] What's your thoughts on crop dusting?

06-28-2012, 09:46 AM	#13
crasherino Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: NYC Posts: 16,937	[QUOTE=Jets Things;4502589]This is totally my M.O. as well.[/QUOTE] My favorite move is the "Cropdust". Where you drop a bomb whilst walking amongst a group of people. You're long gone and they wallowing in your stench trying to figure out who is responsible for the indignation. Another go to move is when you're on a road trip with your buddies, you're driving and have the ability to lock the windows. Mayhem ensues.

06-28-2012, 09:50 AM	#14
dmitexxi RIP JF XXI Forever! Veteran Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Long Island Posts: 2,045	[QUOTE=crasherino;4502615]My favorite move is the "Cropdust". Where you drop a bomb whilst walking amongst a group of people. You're long gone and they wallowing in your stench trying to figure out who is responsible for the indignation. Another go to move is when you're on a road trip with your buddies, you're driving and have the ability to lock the windows. Mayhem ensues.[/QUOTE] Yes and yes. Best is Dutch oven with the wife. Nothing beats ripping ass under the sheet (3-4 farts) and puling her under the covers. I get her gagging all the time.

06-28-2012, 09:54 AM	#15
Peebag ga;sdl;fja;;sdfj All Pro Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: great midwest -well not so great Posts: 7,185	[QUOTE=dmitexxi;4502556]This dude would hate me. I love farting and love doing it public like a game. My fav is when I'm in a crowded subway and unleashing my fury and just playing along like who the **** was that with everyone else[/QUOTE] You must be a chick magnet.

06-28-2012, 10:05 AM	#17
dustykeller America's Hat Rookie Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 734	[QUOTE=movethechains;4502480]That's not it, didn't you read? There were noise complaints. It looks to me like this neighbor just wanted to exacerbate things.[/QUOTE] Farting in that old man's vicinity is akin to slapping him in the face with a white glove and challenging him to a duel.

06-28-2012, 10:36 AM	#18
Peebag ga;sdl;fja;;sdfj All Pro Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: great midwest -well not so great Posts: 7,185	[QUOTE=dustykeller;4502638]Farting in that old man's vicinity is akin to slapping him in the face with a white glove and challenging him to a doot.[/QUOTE] fixed.

06-28-2012, 12:22 PM	#19
WestCoastOffensive Didn't pull the pin - got blasted anyway Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SF via Strong Island Posts: 26,972	[QUOTE=Jets Things;4502589]This is totally my M.O. as well.[/QUOTE] I hate both of you m**** F88888s! Damn; what do you eat? Cabbage rolls? That subway BS ruins my dinner. :mad: :mad:

06-28-2012, 12:26 PM	#20
WestCoastOffensive Didn't pull the pin - got blasted anyway Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SF via Strong Island Posts: 26,972	[QUOTE=crasherino;4502626]I don't do that.....anymore. But I threaten it all the time. I like wielding it like a hammer.[/QUOTE] If shakin wasn't so gassy, I'd report you to SOOTH. But once I can distinguish your "aromatic fingerprint", then I have some hard evidence that is more than just vapor. wait a min